ESCAPING THE PLANET (Rimworld Ancients Part 3 Finale)

we've watched god get crushed by a crab seen the doomslayer get beat down by naked tribals and shipped a soviet union-era number of corpses to someone we've never met in exchange for swiss gold but today we're going to be doing our best to escape the planet using our otherworldly superpowers and the friends we've made along the way i'm the grim cleeper and before we get into the video join my discord where someone has been informing me that sand exists every day for the past five months i'm serious join and you'll see what i mean anyways on to the video where we left off we put our temporary intern over here a hype senor into the gene tailoring pod to give him a superpower side effects may include total organ failure and loss of life so good luck oh that's a good way to start off the video we get to hear cardi b's music broadcast across the region porcupine's uh seeing things right now but that seemed to entail just bashing the wall uh oh okay dude he's definitely not someone i think we should mess with given he has bulletproof skin and is a weapons expert okay so our power just finished here and this is a pretty easy choice on the one hand we get a weapons expert but he can no longer walk on the other hand he gets cold intolerance but he can basically generate an impenetrable shield every three minutes now given our ideology we can't actually recruit as you can see but we can enslave them the next person we're going to throw in the gene taillight pod is probably black because we can use their extremely crazy assassin ability and try to couple it with something else to be good we've also only got a 35 chance of failure which isn't awful so it looks like we got a raid here at the other settlement and we do need to get over here to grab the rest of the stuff that we missed and bring it back to our original colony although i'm not uh sure what sass is gonna get done here considering there is a 10 000 hp door blocking him into the entrance oh okay wait whoa whoa whoa whoa this is a uh a slightly threatening force given you know the cataphract armor among other things okay you know what i think i think i'm just gonna hide it here for now because this does not uh look like someone we could take on says they're beginning their assault although they're kind of just sitting here and jacking it i don't think anyone has the construction skill to build their artillery uh wait what okay this is just another red oh my god are they just gonna fight each other over here that looks like it's exactly what's happening well congratulations guys you uh you solved the problem i didn't know i had okay and and now he's about to be set on fire he just stood in the fire is he gonna die to this yes yes he is oh hey we got a legendary sniper rifle holy crap 38 damage let's go oh my basically this lets us just stop any of our mental breaks with a pretty useless downside the other one makes us mute but uh shooting accuracy 100 perfect accuracy oh my god this is just so good i have to take it now where's that legendary sniper rifle i also forgot he's a an assassin so all attacks hit vital organs i don't know how this is going to work but i really want to see it now luckily for us we do have some test subjects right here so let's see what happens to lilith oh oh just straight up destroying her uh her left kidney wait that guy had full cataphract armor he just destroyed his heart in one shot he had an armor skin gland and the best armor in the game okay that's that's a little silly okay it looks like they're uh they're gonna try to attack black here so let's just get her back inside but considering that she killed a decent amount of them and most of them in one hit and they all had full armor that's not bad okay this guy just got down which is pretty crazy because if we can capture him we get access to all of his counterfeit armor okay this might be a little risky but i think it's it's vaguely worth it if i could just open the door boom and then immediately run away yes yes okay they're leaving and we still have three hours to grab this guy okay and with that we just got access to uh some pretty good armor oh my god and uh immediately our colonists start walking into the summit crab and dying that's that's not exactly what we're looking for here guys now the next person to toss in here is god of course which means he'll be able to get his fifth and final power and because he has promising candidate there's a zero percent chance of failure oh crap a prison break okay all these people are relatively frightening so i don't know how i feel about that i also don't want black to go in there because i think she will just kill them good good i hope they learn their lesson and i think i learned my lesson about you know letting my prisoners have full marine armor now that we've for the most part dealt with the siege we can probably try to get over to the other place in order to grab the rest of the loot at the vaults oh nice a second legendary sniper rifle an engraving on this weapon shows six muggers advancing over a crag look i live in pennsylvania that's just a normal day in philadelphia and there it is our last set of powers for god efficient builder sucks and pain hypersensitivity is pretty bad but celebrity is actually surprisingly good i think this is a pretty good mood buff to our entire colony although i haven't really used this one very much paranoid is actually not that bad i also think it's a little thematic that god of all people would be a celebrity in our colony given the circumstances oh my god again i feel like we've lost more body parts to this summit crab than we have all of our enemies combined it's killed two people and downed three damage dealt 28 000. for reference the dupe slayer's only dealt 1588 which means that this thing has been an absolute menace to society okay well i mean that's that's something i i really need to kill this thing i oh my god look change desired god is uh is this how new religions are created now by this point we have most of our colonists pretty insanely strong full marine armor full of flak gear etc also a couple of legendary weapons just because so by this point i think it's about time we get started on our next task about halfway across the planet is the landed ship also known as our way of escaping and given that we have 286 survival meals as well as a whole lot of pack animals getting there is pretty achievable so we do wanted to prepare is uninstall a lot of the stuff that we're going to be taking with us like some of the turrets a lot of the food among other things what also makes this possible is because we have ancient chem field generators these things only weigh 35 pounds and generate 4 000 power which is a little insane also you know we have 1 400 chem fuel so we should be good something else i'm going to do is deconstruct all of the gene tailoring pods that we have because when you do they refund all of the super nanites super nanites are worth 3 400 which is completely absurd now you might be thinking super nanites actually just keep deteriorating unless they're contained but that's not entirely true you see if you just pick up the super nanites they actually never deteriorate as long as they're in your inventory meaning that each of these is basically just a one kilogram 3400 silver for us to sell whenever we want now taking a look at everything overall this is what we're gonna end up bringing basically just some construction materials some food and all of our people and this is it goodbye our beautiful base you will be missed and with the final abandoning of our settlement we are now officially on our way up to the north i'm just hoping that we don't freeze to death oh a traitor caravan you know i was about to attack them because i saw they had some pretty good stuff and then i realized oh right we could just sell 12 super nandites for 24 000 now in reality i just need to sell a few and we can just easily buy this i don't know arco tech leg pain stopper a psychic pacifier and some low shield packs god i love being rich let's also go trade with this settlement over here just to you know completely and utterly bankrupt them of all their stuff i like who i'm at the point where the amount of money i'm getting by trading super nine nights is actually getting me near my carry capacity like i can get another 2 000 silver but it's just too heavy man we're just suffering from too much success you know what i probably should have done before we left was make some high-quality parkas because uh the end result of not doing that is this okay and we are there oh thank god okay and first things first we need to build something so that we don't freeze to death immediately so a slight mistake i was looking through all the stuff that we packed and i don't think i actually remember to pack any of our ancient heaters panic attack god uh oh that's uh you never like to see that do you now unfortunately these stallions have been you know helpful in the past but at this point we're kind of starving so their corpses are now for ire okay the uh the first death of many on the bright side porcupine kind of sucked so i don't think that's really a huge problem okay so it looks like we've got mostly everything back under control okay that's that's not what i wanted to see especially given that this is the guy who has perfect accuracy and is an assassin so we've got our nutrient pace dispenser up so i don't think we're gonna starve at least in the next like six seconds but uh unfortunately thrumbo's one two and the little baby calf are looking pretty tasty also so are these uh human corpses oh come on a mechanoid cluster okay actually looking at this cluster this might be a good thing it only has a defoliator and considering the amount of foliage on the map is uh limited at best it's not a very big deal because it does have a proximity activator so a big raid will wake it up okay so our thrombos are starting to starve because i don't think there's physically any food on the map for them so it was with a heavy hand that i am going to have to sentence them to nutrient paste level i'm sorry little one i'm so sorry but i can't pass up 373 meat oh my god i would have slaughtered them ages ago if i knew that now the other thing that we're going to need to do to prepare for activating this ship is build a massive wall around just about everything ideally you want to make it out of granite because it's the strongest stone block but we do want to make it relatively soon because we are going to run out of food eventually in the meantime though we are putting together the wall pretty nicely and we still have a good amount of food left the uh the thrombos were quite generous in their offerings plus a backup 44 survival meals okay that caught me while i was on my phone and uh it conveniently landed right here next to all the corpses now if i remember correctly the way this works is if we hit it a million insects will spawn out and kill us so i'm going to choose to ignore this for as long as i physically can and probably use it to get rid of a raid i'm going to be honest it's a miracle that our colonists have not have mental breaks like every other second cause not only are we undergrounders and this is completely alien to us but the fact that it's negative 46 degrees and no one's complaining is beyond me also holy crap kind words times four i wasn't so sure if celebrity would be very good but apparently it's absolutely insane he has plus 100 relations with everyone in the colony kind words times four kind words times three times four holy crap i think god is single-handedly keeping our colony afloat and all he's doing is just saying nice things about people uh bulk goods trader oh boy in the negative 38 degrees celsius weather what uh what inspired you guys all the ways to come up here i give him five minutes before they turn around and complain about how freezing it is in the north pole i was about to start buying some of his stuff and then i realized i kind of need all of this and what better way is there to do that than uh consensual uh violence now admittedly we don't really care that much about killing him that's not really a problem we just want his animals because they have food okay seeing as the wall is completed we have defenses set up in the form of a giant mechanoid cluster and an insect ship i'm going to activate the ship you've detected a component mining site controlled by the unburned union i what i applaud your dedication to the cause i guess an assassination request and the only thing they're going to give us is an ultra screen tv that's the most remoral transaction i can think of oh okay there we go i noticed a lag spike and uh of course that lag spike would be about 10 mechanoids oh god they're gonna break through okay now luckily i think black is a complete beast because she seems to be one-shotting everyone unluckily for us there's a oh no and she just got down okay so god had his right hand shot off that's that's not very good okay well that's that's probably far from my deal now in the next couple of days god should resurrect so i don't think this is a huge problem and uh oh boy now we're gonna get hit with a siege oh my god did we get the siege glitched out again i think we did because it doesn't look like any of them could actually build these uh artillery things so i think we're just gonna sit here and watch them do whatever okay something we could probably do that would help is if we walk all the ways out here just try to snipe down a few of these guys okay that could be kind of bad hopefully black can get away before he gets killed although what i think i could do to stall a little is use this berserk pulse oh oh they're fleeing oh thank god and another raid this one's from this random whatever tribe but what i think we can do just to force them out is uh if i build there we go but now hopefully these mechanoids will just deal with everything for us at least for the time being and uh looks like the answer to that is a resounding yes uh oh that hmm that's that's not very good who would have guessed that the way the doomslayer would go out was because i forgot to put doors here to let my colonists walk through the traps also i'm starting to get a little concern given the fact that god is not resurrected and it's been four days i think the game might be slightly broken uh that's cool oh come on come on you guys are so close they just need to move a couple of feet this way and then the mechanoids will aggro and no no such luck and uh now they're gonna see what they can oh my god are they really just gonna take all of our ship engines that's kind of what it looks like yes they've taken two of our ship engines three of our ship engines actually i didn't see the one down there okay well we we managed to get some of them back uh but it's not very good oh hey it looks like the other ship engine is gonna get gotten for us kind of thanks friendly mechanoids oh uh did i say friendly mechanoids because i think i'm taking that back right now uh i think this is where we are gonna have to resort to uh somewhat desperate measures rxios you are going to have to give your life to the cause and all of a sudden this this has just gotten a whole lot weirder i know you're currently stoned and you know you have no nose but that's fine oh boy what have we done oh and there goes brixios oh crap i think the mechanoids are actually gonna win this one and now hype sensor oh oh yeah he got up and then decided he wanted his heart destroyed oh look reinforcements uh but they're the wrong color oh my god well uh oh my jesus sorry black maybe i maybe i should have prepared for this ellarian is the only one who's safe here in the middle of his katana breakdown gee thanks thanks man in black i'm glad that you're here to help us what what what the heck is going on over here that looked like a gang bang with only one person well at this point i think it's clear to say that uh we have died well isaac is slowly cut to death and uh burns now is as good a time as ever to tell you i currently have a very special video in the works so subscribe to the channel if you want to see more give the video a like if you enjoyed but otherwise thanks for watching see ya

Channel: The Grim Kleaper

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Length: 16min 38sec (998 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 12 2021