Episode 36 - Hannah Stocking The Science Guy

what's up guys welcome to TMZ podcasts this is actually last week's episode if you want today's episode that'll be on our patreon right now you can get it a week early if you contribute its patron calm slash tiny meet gang so thanks if you do that and if not enjoyed this one who's yeah I agree - I got it I just refused for some reason yeah don't want to do it yeah just need that you just need to go ahead and pick it you need to stop pretending that just there's any hair left I got hair dude alright a let it go the bald thing is full screen days gotta let it go well welcome back to the tiny meet Gang Show featuring kotico and his mate appreciate that JJ just took me down five levels you know what you're talking about yeah so ksi our boy okay Logan Paul Jay Paul yeah tweeted out a few hours ago he's gay if you don't know ksi is a youtuber oh yeah he's gonna box Logan Portage guy he's the dude that's gonna box Logan Paul yeah our boy JJ he tweeted out a few hours ago he said legit kotico and his mate oh one of the funniest guys on YouTube also like like we're laying person thank you thank you for the tweet of shipment but grammar on that [ __ ] hell Cody CO and his mate are one of the funniest guys yeah yeah no no Cody and his mate is one of them are are one of the funniest guys someone had a great tag on that they said Cody and his mate is that a short joke does that mean the two of you make one person yes it's true when Cody stands on my shoulders or vice versa the whole person or a full percent yeah exactly have the brains and brawn of one whole human Thank You ksi Thank You ksi yeah if you wouldn't mind just sending you know the VIP tickets to the fight just yeah yeah yeah box great I'm the one had she likes fighting so feel free to send it straight to me I'll see if Cody wants to go his mate definitely wants to go okay si let it be known Cody cause mate definitely wants to go to the fight what else would that happen recently I don't know at the show a few times yeah hi can I get a picture with just Cody no no not that it was it was uh oh it's with with supporting talent Noelle Miller oh yeah yeah yeah my agent like just booked it cuz like we did the deal it wasn't a TMG like a show to begin with yeah it was like my agent got it and who's like okay you have an hour yeah at these shows and I was like well let's make it TMG yeah but they didn't tell the venue's so one of the venue's was like alright tonight Cody Co with supporting Talent Noel Miller I'm supporting the card yeah one supporting me right beside ya onstage he's my hype man just look just emotional support yeah every time a joke bond I'd be like ah you get him on an x1 champ let it let it let it fly again champ yeah everyone wants us to do it that speaking the word champ everyone wants us to do it that's cringe on the ksi Paul Brothers presser I didn't even watch it um Logan at the end I mean he's just you know he's completely trying to emulate Conor McGregor I mean it was a little they're just not fighters so it wasn't that entertaining at the end Logan Paul pulls out a doormat and toilet paper with KS ice face on it yeah and I was like I've got him [ __ ] on ya own do this [ __ ] as part yeah here's my thing toilet paper yeah wow dude the disrespect yeah clever yeah oh you wiped his face on your ass damn damn dude bowl probably didn't even actually do it he just got the toilet paper yeah just to bring up onstage yeah I'm imagining his face being like dude and then I get toilet paper with his face on it and then a stupid managers like eight-year-olds are gonna go [ __ ] wild do you think that's actually where his like sense of humor like the level of humor he has is well they thought that was funny yeah most definitely he's other was hilarious his fans went crazy for that you're like yeah a doorman it's just funny to me because like a real fight presser like real fighters like they stand face to face and it's like I'm gonna [ __ ] kill you yeah I'm gonna cut you to [ __ ] pieces at my bare hands it's like that's a fight yeah this one just like let's make this a circus so that people who watch it ksi was weirdly calm about it was he he was just kind of sitting there and I don't know what that says for the fight but like Logan was like it was really actually really funny in the beginning because Logan's like being all extra and stuff okay as I goes Logan shut the [ __ ] up mate just shut up you talk so much just be quiet like it was so funny like in that moment he's like yeah cuz cares I let a moment of silence breathe like you guys saw that okay Logan enough and Logan kind of you know I want someone new it's good to see someone breathe some reality in that situation yes so fake yeah the whole thing is so [ __ ] fake yeah like even even like I'm not not proud to admit this but the rice come video came up on my [ __ ] which one hit when he went to the press conference is like his vlog by the way his videos it's just gone [ __ ] awful yeah holy [ __ ] I've watched like to rice coming videos in my entire life it is unreal like you know I've never been a fan of his but at least at the beginning like you know when he first like when he got five million subscribers in one year yeah like I'm breathe like the kid was working hard and he was doing original [ __ ] right like dis tracks and stuff like that like people liked his channel because he had like his own format stuff yeah oh my god I've never seen someone decline in quality so like steeply yeah it is insane well this is six minute vlog where he's like kind of just cloning like the super loud style okay like press conference you know I like the drama and you know I never really loved your drama team stars in the back now stop and and his editor is the one like trying to make it funny like you would tell like you know it's all the cuttings of other [ __ ] that's well yeah yeah and it's like a five minute video purely for ad revenue that's all it is mm-hmm anyways he sees Logan Paul and he's like there's the man right there and Logan Paul's like you know like cuz I think I don't know use with K sized crew or something so Logan Paul like sees the camera is directed at and I mean it just goes does this fake-ass [ __ ] [ __ ] and it's just like dude no one actually acts like this no like the fight is in August man like they're not yeah you guys clearly you're just [ __ ] you know I mean like in real fights they dudes actually want to kill each other yeah I feel like when they see each other it's like that's why the liens of dollars are on the line like yeah that's why I feel like desi and and ksi they seem to have the switch cuz daddy seems like he really wants to fight but he like he was staying on the stage like he wants to like [ __ ] this let's fight right now who K assign his brother okay cool you know edgy that's his brother's name and the Paul brothers are all about showing his [ __ ] yeah well I mean I like their laughs I'm pretty sure that [ __ ] kills me so they seem like they wanna you know squabble and you know a case I if you listen to this dude don't go out there like his Joe Weller okay you got a cover up got a Logan gasps and then chop him down I chop that fool down yeah listen a coach no well yeah no I mean he seems like he's got good people in his corner dude training footage of Logan Paul came out of him like knocking someone out huh one day I was like people in his corner he's like actually fights you like he did a little breakdown in the video he's like I'm not gonna say what's wrong with his fighting because obviously I want ksi to win he's like but if you slow this down you see that Logan doesn't connect any all the punches are like glancing over the dude's face and then he eventually like puts one on the guy's chin with the guy's hardly a boxer he was a good 250 pound guy you get to how they've been fighting for like at least I don't know 20 minutes he just out of breath and then Logan like clumsily puts one on his chin and the guy falls over it's like chaos eyes flatlined someone in his training yeah so we'll see Danny Way well I'm actually kind of pumped for this in three months everything look it goes down but it's like and dude I was thinking today it's kind of [ __ ] dope that like this is Logan Paul's like thing like I don't see Logan Paul videos anymore yeah might there not being jammed down my throat it's true it's amazing yeah this really doesn't have a thing anymore besides merch store yep and now this is the next thing I'm sure he's kind of like riding oh I'm sure yeah this like hoping that this if he I don't you know I'm saying if he gets put away I think that's gonna be bad for him that's the thing everyone wants to see you know I don't know if it'll happen but dude if he took a fat uppercut on the chin yeah cuz you know fighters are never the same after you get knocked out they get knocked out repeatedly like they approach that [ __ ] scared it's like if there's a get imagine a gif of you getting put on your back in the most brutal fashion in front of like two million concurrent twitch yeah viewers just [ __ ] people reinstall the vine like solo app just to make that edit of you and then just you know your rape bass boosted Logan Paul knockout at the elation just repeating the punch over and over yeah bro dude and that's yeah if that happens man that's going straight to I GTV up straight to IG TV I've already got a cued up know that this platform sucks ass sucks ass I mean you know I like I'm actually I love what Instagram does [ __ ] because they always they always win yeah always do [ __ ] right yeah they always are that they are the ones that designate what [ __ ] happens in this world but you know mm-hmm so many people have tried this same [ __ ] yeah fullscreen tried it yeah Oh vertical videos yeah we have your phone only on your phone whatever snapchat done it with this cover you know yeah people are always like vertical this [ __ ] lame like the no G does it and it's like an Instagram doesn't physically you know what this actually makes a lot of sense it's actually pretty does pretty forward if you think about it well we had to shoot goat rodeo in a way that it could be cut for vertical like goddamn yeah we already were way ahead of this head of that [ __ ] yeah damn yeah that's crazy I shall find those clips and upload them to IG TV so I would yeah and I think I found the worst the worst video on IG TV because I've kind of flipping through because I was like I wonder if anyone because they clearly paid people to be a tester or whatever they like it was loaded up with content yeah before like Lele pons and Hannah's stalking they listen to this [ __ ] okay she did a video on IG TV called the science of beauty I think or something like that where she breaks down the science of getting a tattoo oh hell yeah what does that even mean like what's the science of getting a tattoo well she explains why it stays in your skin and why your body doesn't reject it and stuff like that but it's like what are you doing doing this it sounds like I thought your [ __ ] was bad comedy and now you're going to you're pivoting to educational videos just because this is a vertical platform she's trying to be Vsauce yes yes that's some vsauce [ __ ] [ __ ] you ain't taking it from [ __ ] you ain't taking it from vsauce yeah yeah this sickest beef yeah vsauce sauce verse yeah yeah become the new Bill Nye yeah I'm probably gonna get flack for calling her a [ __ ] whatever I can't want to play it can i play decision yeah finally oh that's the wrong one does something right oh that's a good that's a good one that's the only good really cringey actually good bit thanks - how's it get better I like that okay here we go oh she got a bunch of them actually hell yeah it's called tattoo removal the science of beauty oh it's because she has a biology and chemistry degree that's why it says that in their bio pigments well do you have a tattoo you were right so does 20% of the population oh this is do you have sorry to play this again sorry to make you do this 20 population this is beauty like she looked at the wrong camera do you see that yeah she looked just over it and I like what are you trying to do make it funny yeah but it's an educational thing that's just so weirdly in between yeah well it doesn't it just screams I did this for money mm-hmm absolutely it screams what can we do with this new vertical platform well what if we did a video with a hands talking talking about tattoos she's got a tattoo of two birds kissing on her under a street and she's got a tattoo of a heart made out of rope oh yeah yeah oh she's got a rose tattoo on her foot oh hey don't [ __ ] don't [ __ ] insult rose all right it's just you know like you're getting one on your foot big yeah you're getting a vine on your foot yeah yeah yeah the vine logo yeah the vine it's just you know you know like Instagram came to that shot studios or whatever I'm like we love your crew you guys are all over Instagram you guys are doing great things listen we got this new platform vertical video right it's gonna be huge it's gonna be huge what what are you gonna do with it give us some pitches and they're like okay [ __ ] you know I mean we could just do this you know the same comedy we've been doing just in a coach like yeah it's like but you know this is vertical you know this is a whole new landscape right we got a lot to work with here in terms of pixels yeah Hannah you have a chemistry degree right and she's like yeah I went to Santa Monica Community College and I got a chemistry degree and it's a Bachelor of Science Bachelor Arts Bachelor Arts Bachelor arts that's fine yeah it's the same thing yeah it's the same thing we could we could do something with that right we could we could do some sort of sign of the science of beauty I think what's hilarious about it is science guys always have like a certain delivery there's like a certain cadence to the way they speak you know have you ever walked into a tattoo shop and thought to yourself you have to look great on my body and the miracle of the invention of the bit of the that allows us to put ink in your skin but guess what two and ten people think oh maybe that peace sign wasn't a good idea every high school video yeah so what do you do you want to get it removed well how can you do that the ink is in your skin well thanks to the miracles of science we can pull that ink right out and I'm gonna show you how science intro yeah yeah using yeah lasers now lasers are an interesting thing now yeah I use the lasers right you're probably thinking sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads well they have some medical uses two or maybe even dog use quote Austin how old is this video is it or maybe you've seen a laser you know in the middle of a laser tag arena when you're chasing around your crush you got a boner in your pants Jessica I'm still here doing science vids thinking of you anyway lasers what are we talking about all my counter-strike players out there probably thinking laser sight guns right alright and yes that is a legitimate use for a laser I agree some of your probably thinking Laser laser pointers you're blinding pilots right now and that too yeah is you know that's more terrorism but that's to it but we're gonna tape we're gonna talk today about the medical uses of removing ink from your skin now I've got this tattoo and he pulls his arm back and that's like only god can judge ya only guy can judge me no no bro if [ __ ] Bill Nye pulls up his shirt and it's just a full up gang tat it's just like our IP and like a hello home he's on his [ __ ] abs now my boy little Joker actually survived I got this preemptively last week he got shot the [ __ ] up he was caught slippin in another neighborhood but good news little Joker's alive so we need to get this remote how can we do that and he just goes like a hardcore it's like a prison tat shop yeah and he just cuz it covered up yeah isn't about removal at all he goes he kills one of his friends he gets another homie I never liked big shadow very much so I'm gonna take a trip to the barrio and put a couple in just back to the tattoo shop Bill Nighy in the hood Namrata not a great joke no in light of in light of recent oh yeah I'm sorry yeah this is a bad segue cuz now now now it says right after yeah everyone was chuckling I was having a laugh and then you had to make it serious doesn't have done that I'm sure that done it as you guys probably heard yeah you know the xxx they found his killer today no way yeah they did in him 22 year old that was on probation Oh what I got to see this kid yeah no way dude yeah so yeah the news on one when did that happen when did that happen what [ __ ] days it did Mondays Monday Monday Monday xxx Temptation got killed we talked about him we talked about him in the episode that went live last the Friday before then well and you know we were talking about his like pattern history of like abuse and [ __ ] like that that was detailed by that Miami Herald article and but then yeah so [ __ ] you know we I was actually watching your stream in the car cuz I'm stuck in traffic on the 10 yeah when I hold up your stream and and you were like you were you're reading the comics and you're like what xxx got shot and I was like oh [ __ ] and I went to the I went to the news and it was like yeah he'd been shot like found without a pulse or whatever and and dude I felt like just sick man yes kick or easy actually she can just can I get serious for like one minute yeah and and I and I don't mean to take the mood down but I just I just feel the need to say this [ __ ] cuz I got a lot of tweets about like he's not a scumbag he's not at this I see a lot of people you know using his death as a now I'm gonna you know pickle pick a side on the line of culture which is like you know he because he was always like kind of a point for that right it's like if you support him you're like in a way you're associated with like you know not like you basically you don't respect women in some capacity yeah you know because of the allegations and then if you're against him you're you know you're I guess you're morally in the right whatever and I think what's a little unfair is that people were like shocked or like affected by his death and some people you know who didn't like him or like oh you shouldn't be that was kind of like the tone I got and I'm like I don't think it's crazy regardless of like his you know allegations and all that in the court and [ __ ] gunned down at 20 in the face yes [ __ ] horrible yeah if you have any like semblance of being a human being you know at least for me when I saw that video of his [ __ ] pale lips his lifeless seized up body like how does that not make you sick no yeah I know like he's made and maybe it's because you know like I've [ __ ] and just consumed a lot of [ __ ] horrible media so I guess I know what that looks like but it reminds me of when I saw capo get shot I saw that tweet it had like 10 likes on it it was just a video of him bleeding out on the sidewalk I was like oh [ __ ] bro what are you doing don't upload [ __ ] like that I know it was such a bizarre bizarre like situation just so just to get gunned down in broad daylight and the guy just like you know whatever runs away and people are just standing there like what the [ __ ] do we do the jobs came an hour and a half later how god there was an hour and a half of people just standing there next to his dead body being like filming it and putting it on YouTube it's like yeah it's away from me yeah the crime scene yeah the dude like filming it and like being like you know X got shot and all that [ __ ] like give that to his mother you don't [ __ ] put that on the Internet look that was just gross to me man yeah I know I know and I agreed it's like it was immediately people taking sides I was like you know I don't need people not necessarily saying like he deserved to die but it's like it was like desi old yeah and feel bad yeah yeah he's a bad person yeah and it's also like you know I said a lot of people being like Gibby when you're 20 you don't really know anything like yeah this guy probably did some horrible things yeah also like he had his life to like change and yeah change whatever but it's like regardless of what you think that Scituate being randomly shot robbed and killed they say in your home city yeah or near it yeah when you're that prolific of a of a person right now in pop culture I mean just in anybody but I'm just saying like he affected a [ __ ] ton of people that situation has to make you feel sick it's just so [ __ ] up yeah dude yeah it's just you know totally is like a sobering yeah it's just a sobering thought you know yeah because all that should get taken from you like in in a second yeah it's like and I get you know cuz I think we have like ex fans that like listen to the podcast at least they've DM me I've gotten like after that people were like damn like [ __ ] you for like talking [ __ ] about X and this really I got a few of those yeah and outlook you know whatever I don't care about that I get it like one of your like I know that feels like in some capacity it's like when one of your favorite rappers like or an artist like [ __ ] dies it sucks you know you're like oh man you like something about their art and I had this so I'm not here to be like this is what you should think this is what you shouldn't think this and that because I had people like tweeting me images of like Oh his girlfriend admitted to lying what I think is funny is that I so I just started look up his killer and it's like the Broward County Sheriff Vale's to find justice and it's kind of ironic because the DEA is the one that was like trying to chase him down like I think people think like his girlfriend initiated the case is not hurt it's like the local government is like no we're gonna put X in jail and so she wanted to drop the charges and all that by the way I listened to that phone call and how this is very that's like the what he did from prison yeah and I'm like it these are just two kids with no [ __ ] guidance yeah that's all I heard right there to him you know and and they're both very confused and this is what I think is the shittiest part about his death I think I think Geneva is probably gonna get flack for the rest of her life mm-hmm people will probably blame her you know it's your fault if it wasn't for you he could have been on tour he wouldn't be there and like they'll start drawing those connections she'll never it wouldn't surprise me if the situation pushed her to self-harm as well I think Jesus Christ I'm dude I'm like I'm just I'm just saying yeah yeah like I don't mean to be dark but it's like that thought occurred to me yeah you know and I think that's the shittiest thing is like him he was a rock for a lot of people whether or not anyone wants to admit it and I think you know you can't you can't ignore that and so I think him going that's gonna hurt a lot of people I think more than we think yeah you know so it's a because everyone's like crazy to think man his potential yep mm-hmm like just as an artist like the [ __ ] he already did mm-hmm you know regardless of anything else his music I know people were like you're gonna do the separate the art from the artist [ __ ] I'm just saying forget about everything just his music looking at that yeah as a 20 year old it's like catalog of [ __ ] music yeah waiting yeah whether or not you don't like him you can't deny like statistically like the numbers are there it's like he broke Taylor Swift's single streaming record today or day ago Leia I mean that yeah I mean whatever but like you know even then it was it he had like half as many monthly listeners as Taylor Swift it's like he was huge he obviously was connected to a lot of people that you know maybe we don't relate to or whatever or we don't understand like what it is about them fully because you know I'm not gonna say I do but it's just crazy and and what what he would have done in the next five years I mean he could have just it potentially elevated like [ __ ] superstar you don't know mm-hmm I think well I think a lot of people got robbed you know if if what if you know Geneva's allegations all said true you know maybe there's some closure there I don't know or not true you know whatever if if he you know beat the case although you know that one was tough because he threatened during that phone call and I think that's what they did to him yeah dude and [ __ ] Jimmy wopo or whatever same day yeah same day crazy it's horrible you know it reminds me of watching all of like chief Keef's like Kapil blood money mm-hm you know just what it [ __ ] Fredo like it's crazy dude it's [ __ ] you up man yes [ __ ] up get like get how a man it sucks dude because when rappers blow up like they want it you know they want to stay where they're at they they want to be from where they're from but you know sometimes that's the streets and then it just it doesn't end up going right for them yeah it's shitty were you watching have you been watching the XXL freestyles no man cuz I can't you can't do acapella give me watch smug perps yeah sure but we're done with the X thing right like yeah yeah yeah a lot of people that you wanted to hear our thoughts and I just feel like it doesn't matter what we think we're not the authority on this yeah not everyone has to have an opinion I mean just the way I felt a diet made me feel sick to my stomach it was like wow you know young kids as 6:9 said yesterday your tomorrow is not promised which I think like it's you know you no matter who you are that [ __ ] it kind of smells true and it's like you know it's just it's it's scary and sad and let me just say one last thing is that I know like that that's something else like when six nine is going to these cities and there were people like championing like shoot him kill him kill him yeah he's like an idiot I'm like you say that but if you saw a video similar thing of six nine shot the [ __ ] up in the street you'd be like oh like when it becomes real like yeah I'm sure all that would just exit your [ __ ] brain so it's like totally you know is what you know sucks man unfortunate circumstance anyway a smoke perp XXL all the dishwater BBS dumps cuz we bought a quarter bus down yeah young reason to God really can't pipe down a little bit really wanna pipe now boyfriend mess I really want to fight now I'll give a [ __ ] though you only get hangry to cut those little [ __ ] [ __ ] this needs a beat I know the a cappella [ __ ] is a little bit awkward I like some people can do it but like the majority of rappers like in this class like aren't a cappella rappers they you know now and it's the same [ __ ] bus down yeah [ __ ] a little [ __ ] in this and uh yeah the thing is bro for acapella freestyle it's got to be someone doped like [ __ ] Black Thought or like someone exceptional yeah yeah I don't want to hear no [ __ ] I say yo the Illuminati built the pyramids right that's why my dad's like okay stop it six nine it's like eight foot eight billboard charts I eat some about farts yeah yeah party you know where I was going with that support complete the bar I wonder what six 9s freshman freestyle would be like yeah what do you think he'd be all animated and [ __ ] I don't know man I think you would just steal someone else's yeah that's probably do the person that goes right before them yeah does the exact same yeah what the [ __ ] guys I want to take this moment to announce something very very exciting oh yeah for us yeah for the podcast for you guys for us was very very excited I've waited for this day for a long long time there's been a lot of work yep put in to multiple podcasts on both of our sides to get to this point yeah we got our very first podcast sir yeah yeah and I'm very excited now I guess if you're listening on patreon we just skip over this but yeah yeah go to the next part but for everyone else listen up because this is a big this is actually a [ __ ] huge moment for us it is it really is wild I've wanted to say these words for so long yeah and now it's finally reality the amount of [ __ ] phone calls and whatever and now it's finally reality it's weird I can say thank you to then Tara watches on stirring this episode of the podcast now big shout out to venture watches they they saw that hot fire we spit for him on Cody's Channel and they're like you know what these boys yeah we already did it we already did it deal with VIN Cheryl watches on my channel then we wrote a whole song about their watches and they sent me one of them and now we have two more in the mail yeah on the lever waiting for and there were pump for Mom because they're great watches alright but they're not just watches though no they're not no what are they another timepieces 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started their podcast yeah I listen to like the first few episodes I listen to it every now and then and it's good but like they had an ad on like the third day they didn't like full ads yeah and they're like you know Zen for some some [ __ ] yeah like spreadsheet brand or some [ __ ] and we're 36 in and we got our first one no not that I did a full year of Maestro yeah yeah full year of insanely chill yeah so this is great that's a huge moment for us cata a pumped dude you know what I've been getting not like anxiety but like I've been falling asleep at night sometimes and I think about the like that the number of so I'll post a video and I'm like oh man I was hoping for like 250,000 views and I was thinking myself like to cut that in half let's say a hundred twenty-five thousand people watch my video two times I start like thinking about that amount of people in front of me and I start freaking out yeah that many people are watching some stupid dick joke thing I make it I don't know I just have like this stupid like stoner thought about it and I get like this weird anxiety of like goddamn like stepping out into a stadium and if there's all those people are in there like yeah tell us an hour of jokes I'd be like oh [ __ ] so coming to stage I've actually just just I'm supporting talent yeah bill burr I've just heard the money here he goes he's right here awesome dude sometimes I think like I'm I'm disappointed in the views of video gets or whatever yeah and I'm like damn year ago I would be floored yeah this is the goal yeah so weird when you reach a goal yeah it's never as cool as you think you know it's always like on to the next thing yeah you know know them now that's what I want that's gonna make me happy out there yeah even though a year ago you would have been yeah you know if something yourself [ __ ] yourself to get this many you know our [ __ ] cringe videos get a million and a half views now and that's a week looking insane wild yeah it's insane it [ __ ] it makes me all like oh speaking of our boy Dre Drexler oh yeah yeah hit me with the DM and me too oh yeah yeah till you say thing yeah it's a little different I'm gonna read it because it's actually a really nice message and yeah even like when people do this yeah I Hugh you know he is totally like a [ __ ] homie about it you know he got he understands what we're doing and and he didn't take it any kind of way exactly yeah if you guys don't know what we're talking about we did a video about this guy's video yeah his morning routine and his name was Dre Drexler first of all you know I've already said this I was about to say the exact same thing I said in the video that yeah you know I've just become a you're just trying bits on people you do a real quick order and I say the same [ __ ] every time he goes Cody its Dre just wanted to say that you guys roasted me so good in your latest video it was hilarious man seriously appreciate you even taking the time to watch my content I've been a huge fan of yours for years dude I actually almost ran into you at full screen a couple of years back but you had just walked out Lal I wanted to say what's up so bad anyways you are killing a man keep it up Cody damn and so holy yeah I appreciate you Dre yeah I kind of been cool about it you know let's get a Leo gift clap or that due to the movie theater yeah oh man now that's when I see all of the other you know can you can [ __ ] just can Twitter get some new gifts Jesus Christ or just the internet dude yeah there's hundreds of thousands of gifts but it's just Drake clapping at the basketball game guy clapping in the movie theater Leo clapping Leo clapping Jack Nicholson creepy face and Oh stuff from a goddamn it was that show love and hip hop Atlanta mmm-hmm you know yeah you know chicks rolling their eyes and grabbing their purse and that's it it's just it's like 12 gifts yeah and you know what I love is like when someone uses like a unique gift everyone goes oh my god what did you type to find this and it's always like I just put in the word like stinky cheese it's like they take something directly out of the tweet and they put it in the search and it's like these people have just never searched a gif in their life yeah oh man [ __ ] it's not that hard we got to start like like making our own gifts of really weird [ __ ] like planet Earth and like stuff that doesn't really is not even relevant at all it's just like someone you know someone's like like god dammit my shift my boss is being such a dick today and me reply would just like gifts like a penguin yeah the penguin meta [ __ ] comedy bro back in the day there was this gift my friend used to use it was like this weird animation of like this it was like this guy with like a weird shaped head eating like a wooden triangle and he eats it and then it like splits his head in half it was just like it made no sense yo dude I'm running late that's what we use for right yeah yeah yeah conveying [ __ ] not just [ __ ] high rolls and yeah that in porn porn yeah gifts are [ __ ] great for big important gifts are [ __ ] intense one gifts are awesome there's just like for cage is like oh wow he's [ __ ] here those gifts they've optimized the [ __ ] out you some of them actually have volume they're just video yes yeah yeah yeah you know I was like it's pretty crazy all like the like video web features that pornhub has done first yeah and like all the big brands are like oh so I got up okay how do I got this idea the other day for a preview Abul gif video it just kind of plays before you click the video and then one guys in the back like huh where did you get that one yeah I just I was just thinking a dream dream just up just I was you know sitting home alone and kind of just sitting there god it's an amazing feature man that's a callback to whatever [Music] whoever is listening to this podcast loves video sex just imagine you gotta boost the volume on that part someone in traffic trying to turn that down the library through their earbuds there's not this Arya's podcast this into a porn podcast you know what else I'm thinking is I just I just gave them a little set up so I'm imagining something like across the room like stuff in their face with cheez-its yeah and then they're and then they just hear whoever's listening this podcast loves video sex like oh no it just ah [ __ ] turn that [ __ ] off of their dusty cheesy fingers dude we got to do a podcast reviewing porn I mean we don't have to do that imagine that as a concept right you pull up a porn video and you just talk about it you talk about what you see um I'm sure it'll be all the same yeah always okay okay she's um it always started like a weird like fisheye angle is always like on her knees or something I'm really degrading like dad you [ __ ] big fat meat on your face you little dis and then she's like yeah yeah I like the way he said that that was a lot of my passion very convincing it's hopped up on valium just trying to [ __ ] get through the that's sad oh sorry I remember reading about that documentary I think rashida Jones did it was all about how like women that do porn most of them are just on a shitload of drugs yeah I know that's so sad yes think about that boys next time you're hitting the blue key with the stiffy mm-hmm you're saying that yesterday before tonight to tango sided they had the blinky with the stuff you be alert copy these are the sippy got a guy 363 North he's got a stiffy I think you have to you have to include yeah oh it's with you yeah true oh [ __ ] I'm down I'm down hit with this TV yeah even if you got alright so here we've been talking about love island a lot which by the way i saw an article so i did a video about love island well about like someone else's video about love island sucking ass and you were like no it doesn't yeah it's great it's a great show it's a great video you should go watch the youtube yeah it's a great video to youtube.com flash code eco yep and and so we were talking with love island a lot because we're both kind of obsessed with it and oh i don't know about you but i am yeah uh still think season one's better there's a yes season three yet last season I think was someone was like DM me and they were like you know if you like this season lassie was way better and I was like you know what yeah last season was way [ __ ] better than this season it'll bit boring honestly but it's still very entertaining which is boring compared to last season yeah anyways there was an article today about some like like you know female rights group or something feminists yeah or something like that talking about how emotionally abusive Adam is on the show oh yeah and I'm like I'm reading this I'm like yeah it's it's kind of true yeah it's weird to get mad about it though because it's a reality show where they stick people in a house you and expect like what do you expect to happen and this they get money yeah exactly he'll win it yeah exactly yeah so like half of me is like this guy is a [ __ ] dick yeah because he now you know the [ __ ] the talk about caught up but yeah it's a girl yeah now this new girl came in yeah and he is ditching you current girl right in front of ya her this new girl again but you know what the same [ __ ] that's what hot people do I guess it's [ __ ] crazy that's how hot people do and they don't they look good to you always spit you out that's where the word maneater comes from yeah I guess you don't saying yeah it was like yeah they're not wrong yeah but I mean that fool it's crazy [ __ ] though he's making it seem like it's her fault yeah to her face yeah she's like I don't know what I did it's just like oh my god yeah all this is happening me in front of us it's like this is this is seriously manipulative yeah it's [ __ ] up I think it's one of those things where it will damage him for life though yeah but maybe not you know cuz then I'll probably still be you know hot [ __ ] anything and everything cuz every girl that comes into this show has watched the season they know how shitty he is they're still like wow you're six five that's really high I'm down yeah here's my one dig it Adam you ever heard a [ __ ] chapstick bud mmm bad guys lips look like they're [ __ ] I'm not that I'm staring his lips all day Wow no when he gets on those yeah when he gets in those up close you know like the cutaways and he's like lean into the camera like talking to it I can hear the crack and the scabbing of his [ __ ] just yeah I don't think anything I'm doing is wrong I'm like [ __ ] brah Vaseline put it on yeah food moisturize them shits dude so my viewing experience is much better yeah now that he's moisturize yeah lube up those [ __ ] lips dude I want to stare at those things all that this is so way so so when you preface you're like this fool is and--but honest big juicy red lip big juicy sorry I let him be juicy real is know when you were like you set it up you're like this fool is an Adonis and I'm like I'm like okay I'm waiting for it I tell that to Elena I'm like apparently Cody was saying this last it wasn't Adonis and like you know he liked that [ __ ] shot like following him into the bit like from the backside I'm like this full straight-up looks like Xerxes and now man like just [ __ ] walking down those stairs when he when he spoke I was half-expecting his voice to be that just to be like I've come to the island to find that which police is every girl's like oh [ __ ] and it dude is tats Oh crazy he's got armed Ted he's got lower half sleeves on both arms and and hand tattoos yeah and it's like really dark yeah so it kind of looks like he's just always wearing like arm warmers yeah more like half armor you know like it's like you just started putting on the Iron Man suit I forgot you lazy bizarre it looks dope though yeah and but you know you know it to me it just it just looks like he's like okay how can I make myself even hotter I don't need this at all but I want to be the pinnacle of hotness with like 25 yeah like I want to get any girl I any girl I want I could I want to get them how can I get their lower arm tats they can't at boom you go into a bar like [ __ ] Xerxes like his friends Karim and I'm like a gold [ __ ] throne yeah it's just like a hundred frat dudes just like I don't got one of the most one of those finding him great oh yeah then they lower it and in the middle of the club yeah all prepare for the tattoo ceremony yeah and then he just gets them - kids kids the Mike at the club if you are here with your men you have the opportunity to leave him now and come with me girls like um and then oh [ __ ] oh yeah right hand man yeah I was gonna say then Drage Drexler [ __ ] oh [ __ ] not editing that out and then Dre Drexler comes in from the opposite side of the club and they have a war for the women in there just their abs shooting lasers at each other [Music] lightsaber battle with [ __ ] their dicks yeah with their dicks there's like holy [ __ ] yeah those are actually lightsabers god damn damn so we've been talking about love island a lot and this girl dm's know else she goes yo TMZ podcast is dope thank you by the way this is this damn is from ana McPeak and i mcpeak you guys should check out this British show called playing it straight it's basically the Bachelorette but like half the guys are secretly gay in the end if the girl picks a straight guy they split 1 million dollars but if the guy she picks is gay he gets all the money and she gets nothing that is insane yeah that is [ __ ] crazy - I can't believe British shows are real yeah the genius yeah yeah our reality sucks yeah yeah it's like Japanese shows but a little bit less [ __ ] up yeah you know Japanese reality shows it I feel like I'm like alright let's torture people yeah yeah these ones are like no let's I don't even know dude it's like let's review their dicks it no yeah yeah or like goddamn it what what is it naked a contraction yeah someone asked me that on stream yesterday I have watched that show I was getting confused with like dating naked or something yeah naked attraction is that [ __ ] is brutal yeah they start at your dick yeah yeah I would I would fail out of that show so I just the first yeah it's like I don't even need to talk about this that guy's gone yeah you casted this guy I'm just like talking inside the box just get to know me a little bit like this even have a dick start just whacking it like no no let me get it up let me get it up hold on it's cold in here just can I just just trying to shave more skin off no no listen listen there's a weird fold hold observe it here let me pull him back and put these shits in a ponytail it's crazy go watch there's full episodes of this show on YouTube I don't know how yeah because it's uncensored so the point of this show is this girl or guy or whatever they get up on stage and there's like six people in axes butt ass butt ass naked and the Box slowly raises each stage so the first stage is your legs and your genitals basically second stage is like your torso you know third stage I guess is your face whatever and so at each stage she'll go and review everything every person yeah on what whatever they're showing yeah so the first stage is literally as girl going up reviewing their dicks yeah and they walk down them like a [ __ ] like a meat market yeah this was quite nice didn't you did you watch my video all the way to the end the love island one I tapped because I had to stream yeah so she like at the very end I'm like if you want to see a really [ __ ] up British show you own oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so like I took took me a while like find that specific clip but it was so goddamn oh it goes up wow that is a huge appendage you don't think so I don't remember either but yeah that [ __ ] and like you're just in the you're in the Box like one over you're like god [ __ ] damn it I knew it I knew it I [ __ ] knew it yeah cuz no matter what there's always gonna be a dude who's just like soft nine feet long yeah just packin and those guys are always funny cuz they never work out yeah but the torso is always just some [ __ ] yeah just flabby as hell but they're like hey what up I'm [ __ ] I'm I'm huge it's so true never in shape no they don't know a massive spare tire [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] yeah the more cut you are the smaller your day speaking of dicks you can see ya back going back to the ksi thing did you see Logan balls tweet yeah that was that was not a good roast no Logan balls roast was not good at all but the picture is also like yeah you can clearly see this dude's dick yeah it's like you got a lot of young fans yeah a little bit weird of a picture to post yeah you know I'm talking about yeah not yeah I'm aware I saw the print but Logan going dude are you good bro yeah yeah yeah now fam ya know I'm now fan you should have walked all the way left of that one just I'm imagining Logan like staring at that picture like how can I make fun of this [ __ ] if I've been looking too long okay so it's like nice shape to it just soft yeah that's soft are you good bro dude look at it everyone's like you've been showing us this she's got a boner for our fight Logan it why are you gay Logan even shut up it's been an hour yeah you've been staring at that picture for like you got our dude got to move on just put the tweet out please oh wait I'd written something down I'd written something down here we go we're in the R in the written down phase of the pot no no okay so here oh yeah I found this somebody sent me this video you know we talked about bird scooters last time yeah first of all I thought like a Santa Barbara Santa Barbara apparently they got they got like banned right away it was like nope and bird doesn't care if they're just putting them out there anyways no way yeah cuz there's so many of these [ __ ] scooters yeah you like then they have so much money I don't think it matters that yeah I'm just bombarding it looks cuz if they get confiscated by whatever doesn't matter yeah cheap for them probably holy [ __ ] yeah and so persons [ __ ] call me sorry one second because I had another so this person sent me this video of it's called too many birds police catch bird scooter catcher Venice Beach so you know how we talked about the fact that people are like their jobs now or to go really knows like we charge them at home so this dude is driving like a Buick assumptions convertible there's about 50 Birds nailed up in this guy's car it's a Chrysler Sebring he has like a hundred Birds stacked up in his front right [ __ ] chair looks like a gigantic art installation that he's just moving around Vinnie it looks like a Burning Man float yeah it does and [ __ ] go I just play the audio this [ __ ] is so good so the funniest [ __ ] to here I'll play it first now such an idiot the video is so funny - it's someone just like walking on the side and then eventually the car slowly comes into view and you're like goddamn [ __ ] Birds my carrying are those birds homie [Music] I want can you like put in the [ __ ] yes so many birds in this car yeah I'll put it in there not okay this guy this guy who got caught is hilarious he's like a Venice dude I seen all the [ __ ] one time my buddy and I were walking down a bikini and he was standing there on the on the side of the street with a sight or the sign that said I will sell anything for you or something like that basically doing modeling for money on the sidewalk okay so he was like we were like what do you mean your it said I will model your product okay that's what it said we walked up we're like what do you what is this what do you mean he said I mean if you got something you want a model like just give it to me and you can take my picture and move along five to ten bucks whatever you want Wow we were like do we right yeah this is the weirdest yeah sidewalk asking for money should ever yeah and we almost were like alright let's go find some item should get him to model and then we were like talking we're like what do you what do you do man he's like did I just [ __ ] chill he's like I serve I do surf lessons sometimes he's like the epitome of like this young dude who just lives like how we can Indianness it's bizarre so seeing him because I've seen him now like six times and he's like he's weird I just riding a longboard around he's just like he's a good looking dude yeah but he's just like I don't know range yeah this looks strange yeah so all of a sudden I see him get out of the car he's like dude they're I mean they're not and I'm like oh my god it's the boy yes it's the guy I mean dude they're not yeah I mean just [ __ ] not he's just back from that good neighbor bit yet I meant dude they're not they're not always touching each other listen man someone was like the podcast is gonna suck this week because no well has been streaming all week the [ __ ] does that mean what does that look like Mike like [ __ ] entertainment capacity as a battery like oh got 10% I'm just gonna be running on low battery modal I can only tell five jokes that kana is how it is though I mean yes and no you know like it's like you know you feel kind of drained after you spend like two hours trying to be on yeah [ __ ] god I get a full night's rest okay yeah that's that do then you recharged yo how streaming gone streaming is great yes I'm having a lot of fun with good like it's what channels like kind of blown up it a little bit man you had six hundred people watching it [ __ ] via I went to the Browse page you were like number fifteen or some [ __ ] no way I'm like that yeah you're crazy yeah and I was like a holding it yeah I think like cuz my thing is this is that I think to attract a new audience that like just to get them to know me I have to be like a little bit better at fortnight so I just been putting time into like be better so like cuz I think they go there for the gameplay first uh-huh and then they get to know you I was like by being better at fortnight a card this guy's and suck ass and he's okay he seems you making jokes oh I get it he's a comedian then they kind of like forgo the skill thing huh and so I gotta say man you when you do [ __ ] you do it like to the bet like the fact that I was starting you know I went back and watched like one of the starts of your streams and you have like like a video intro yeah like that like that's all [ __ ] that you're really good at it's like you do something and Sam is the opposite side where you still can't hear our voices when he's streaming and we're playing with him his audience can just hear his voice I'm gonna tell see what today to like put together a box for him so you can like get a proper stream because I was watching the stream I'm like it's just creepy man like it's just alone in your room and you can't your friends it just looks like he's a madman yeah it's like creepy yeah yeah I don't really [ __ ] with jewel anymore [Music] yeah yeah [ __ ] like I pull my dick out or whatever I'll [ __ ] oh [ __ ] two guys over there I'm frozen my screen shows it I'm frozen my screen laser nice dude you guys left me here who left in there what hello Sam are you okay he needs you can stream via Xbox through a PC right yeah that's so I'm do that [ __ ] I'm gonna tell see if it'll put together like a like a cheap rig for him cuz all I needs is a processor okay and that's a he doesn't need like a GPU yeah it was like a capture card he's funny too like I feel like he could dam could absolutely blow up as a streamer yeah yeah I think he could yeah yeah I think he could I think you make decent money doing it but he's got to actually put work into it it's not just about Oh turn it on when you play video games no it's about like you got actually yeah you got a favor to your Sam so public yeah so public I'm sorry that we're doing this whatever man we'll get him there look I believe we got [ __ ] add man yep dude pretty crazy [ __ ] dope I'm Kara watch yeah honestly VIN Cheryl watches dot-com slash tiny meet 15% off this is a second read for free because yeah well cuz bro like you think about it like most brands are gonna see tiny meet gang and be like yeah I know till [ __ ] pass four months after we started the podcast I was kind of like we are getting enough views and somewhere I was like ok ads are now maybe a possibility and like what brand is gonna look at this and be like yeah this is whiny meat King and what is this a support group for little dudes or small dicks kind of yeah kind of good thing we didn't run that now this that fake now this video I know always saw that maybe that's what we need to do yeah oh no it's not but it's a support group yeah yeah so yo so not related to anything so Elena's phone is [ __ ] up she had a call Apple she got the horniest creepiest dude know was so [ __ ] weird like his tone and everything was just like you know wow man retail flirting is its own thing you know it's like like it's like horny niceties you know like he'd be like he's like yeah I'm not I'm not seeing the error why don't I my remote into your your device and take a look you know just like being a little like mmm but he was really like jazzed about it I was joking with aleena like you probably open like your front-facing camera was like oh a girl and then yeah yeah so then he's like she's got this issue with her phone whatever they're gonna I can forth and he he keeps saying he keeps using the phrase how does that sound so he's like so how about this why don't you just go ahead and take down my personal email okay and my number I do this all the time no way how about how about I'm the last guy you talk to okay how does that sound huh and you know you just get the phone and you you reach back I take inbound calls all day so this is totally fine oh yeah just the way he said it and I actually I don't want to Doc's the dude but I [ __ ] recorded his voice because I was like this fool and I was joking like like repeating what he was saying to Elena and I like just jerking in there like this fool he has his pants down on the other side of the line he'll ever hear this [ __ ] let's let's get our boy how does that sound how does that sound I mean you're gonna get the roast homey I'm sorry oh yeah oh good for it come on bud he's sitting there he's stroking it's just real slowly just working his way down the shaft and then back up and then back down what do you want to say my line god damn it is this it's just like okay [ __ ] I'll have to like splice out like his like long pauses but the dude was damn Apple come get your man who gets her man's boy was horny on the call she's real horny on the call so loving people are horny on the phone yeah rising the town some [ __ ] so that I've told this story about this when I worked at that call center all the old ladies that would call in and like flirt with you if you were a dude you were getting some flirt really yeah most def really it was just ladies with huge retirement accounts as bored at home they were just callin check their balance nothing else to do huh like that you know you jug that was my account I'm still rich that's what that was that call that's dope hi I'm just uh my name is Jezebel I'm from Alabama and I just want to know do I still have a [ __ ] ton of money you're like yes yes you do yeah great great you sound much where are you located um I'm in la la ooh bit of a playboy los angeles los Andes Matthew McConaughey oh wow wow wow you know I dated a boy from Los Angeles one time you know what they say work hard play harder yeah Jezebel's there anything else I could do for you oh yeah he used to work at the Beverly Hills Hotel and I would get him to make me cocktails if you know what I mean and I'm not talking about drink all right just what we doing this all right Jezebel here's my personal number baby here's my personal number how does that sense that sound how about you call me okay and I'm and I'm just I take inbound calls all day dude that's the most condescending thing ever how does that sound yes that sound does that sound how does that sound dumplings yeah exactly that sound [ __ ] idiot yeah I'm gonna start using that in real life first sure yeah yeah I'd like to put in an order for pickup please yeah if I could just get a let's see hmm a sausage burrito and I'll get avocado in there how does that sound I mean yeah it's sure it's extra good good good good cool good good yeah no I'll pay extra how does that sound dude it's good why are you being so hostile right no I'm fine I'm fine go ahead run my card Oh visa how does that sound so it's it's literally it sounds like you want to fight yeah it does yeah yeah does that sound does that sound good why are you coming at me yeah it's like it sounds fine it's like these a [ __ ] how does that sound it's it has that tone of like no you could be saying something it's yours but it sounds like you're repeating what someone else just said it just feels like a weird meta like oh yeah yeah oh avocados extra yeah you know it's extra my time how's that sound that's what I don't even get the statement sir dude I got one funny story and then we'll end the podcast how does that sound what the [ __ ] don't you ever preemptively and don't ever put the end in myself that sound sounds bad dude what the [ __ ] you want a fight right now [ __ ] so I I went to the MTV Movie Awards this oh yeah and how was that it was it was it was actually pretty cool it was weird seeing that event like cuz it's not a live event so it's really yeah it's really weird seeing that [ __ ] like though the host came out on stage so the show started everyone's in there people are drunk everyone's super pumped the host comes out on stage and she's amping people up and she does this whole routine where she remixes cardi B's boudic yellow and she does her own lyrics to it but she forgot half the lyrics oh no she's out of breath and it's like it almost looked like she didn't rehearse it and at the end someone you know some producers came up on stage and they talked to her and she was like okay okay went back to the backstage known no one knew what was going on everyone's just kind of like I was sort of weird yeah and then the whole thing starts over again without telling us that is that it's happening no and so everyone's kind of like trying to get into it again yeah and the producer was like applause please and every was like it's just the same [ __ ] but she actually like remembers the words it's time yeah but like nobody knew what the [ __ ] like in the audience was happening so you're effectively you just like audience work yeah exactly that's what it is it's not even like it's not going to a show no it's not going to a show oh my god that's the greatest scam I've heard in my life yeah putting out a red carpet and all that [ __ ] yeah we'll take pictures that will make them feel good and and they're just they're gonna clap yeah there's six hours and we were sitting behind one of the cameras on a big Gipp yeah yep yep got it and so it's like sailing through the audience and we're looking at the monitor like yo this room looks like it's 50 times the size of one day it was in one of the dealers in Santa Monica Airport yeah smallest [ __ ] yeah probably like 200 people no way that yeah it was really small what the [ __ ] and the thing swinging over the audience I'm like yo this looks like it's in the paint agent yeah [ __ ] crazy anyways funny story we we get so we get we were required to go to the red carpet or we had red carpet access or whatever right so that's obviously an opportunity where it's like you know you got to get yourself on Getty Images yeah you got yeah of course I mean you need one picture of yourself on the red carpet with the Getty Images look oh yeah you know that's when you've actually made it Hollywood and so you know they sent a car for us and [ __ ] like that so I'm off feeling all of course Cadillac pulls up in a suit it's like mr. Koh I'm like yeah that's me sick get in there drives us to the event and as we're pulling up this woman comes to the car with a clipboard and a things like how do you want to be announced and I was like oh no well you know let's just go with my name cody KO and kelsey [ __ ] and she's like great and the car pulls up and there's about 50 people there working for MTV basically waiting to take celebrities down the red carpet right there's one person like a sign to each celebrity yeah and so we get out of the car and I'm like and everyone's just looking and nobody comes up to us so we're like okay okay and what do we do no idea what to do my department like starts behind them yeah and it's like the entrance isn't totally clear like a security check you have to go through and we're like can we just go cuz everyone's looking at us yeah and so we're like are we allowed to even go back there with the check-in with someone here what's what the [ __ ] is no one's telling us what the hit is and then we hear someone else go oh so-and-so arriving from 13 reasons why and one I'll get them and she goes and she opens the door and she's like right this way and leads them over there so [ __ ] I guess predicted I guess we go over there so let's just follow them so we go we go in and we go through the security checks and at this point I'm like it's even more intimidating once you actually get on the thing it's like this hedges bright red carpet yeah all these people in crazy Gucci suits we're just you know wearing a bomber she's wearing a jean jacket and we're like what do we do do we want him in and that's when you see the mall photographers yeah taking pictures of like and then we'll yachty shows up right behind us he skips the line and goes right in front cuz he's got a person yeah right so what we are you watched by he goes right right to take the pictures the 13 we every actor from 13 reasons why is right in front of us we're like what are we doing yeah I don't have a single person telling us what the [ __ ] is going on calm is autumn like it supposed to be taking us down the red carpet and she's like oh oh just stay right where you are alcohol so and so yeah I gotta - I'll check she calls me back four minutes later yeah you're on your own oh so were waiting in line finally the girl comes up and she's like what are your guys's names so that she can show to the camera guys and my kota-kun comes to grab all right sit down and then she's like all right just stand right there on that X and so we stand there it's a código look over here look over here please Cody Kelsey Kelsey Wow yeah big smile big smiles get over here like for Eve sick bright eyes whatever half a second okay move over to that X same [ __ ] by the third one we're like alright let's start getting weird with it you know the thing it's like now we've done our thing yeah you know what I mean we can play around a little bit so I'm like guys like one without the tongue please put that thing in there we go to the next one that guy's like oh my god let's see that thing no like I feel like I'm a [ __ ] animal right now oh hell yes give me a more dick can you just pull the back more dick a little more I've seen the print as much as I'd like can you make the pin or let's get more dick little more like think chaos I think ksi yeah there we go there we go there is one nice and tight nice and tight can we pull the gut back pull the gut back oh right hand under the bomber pull the gut back awesome a little chaos I need someone pantsing him please go ahead and pants them pulls pants there we go pants down okay excellent [Music] all right Kelsey hate his dick just like that perfect hate it Mort Cody over here let's get the pants up gut back out dick away put that thing away damn so then so then that was it then we got the cook we got the pictures taken we went in and we were sitting beside [ __ ] gez and Halsey which is hilarious because the amount that Kelsey and I have made fun of them yeah and you know the [ __ ] I just saw the Cheetos for the last episode were they had a threesome with that person yeah because it was like should I go up there and like try to acts kind of hot they proposition me like [ __ ] no yeah oh it actually happens and then it's just I'm just gonna just for the bit it's for the bit it's fine it's fine and then you could but then we could actually say gez [ __ ] your eyebrows yeah yeah [ __ ] your [ __ ] feet that that's the that is like the peak of the our comedy yeah yeah having the [ __ ] [ __ ] actually have actually happened yeah yeah I've kind of dialed it back cuz people are like um no well do you really want ilan to [ __ ] your girlfriend and I'm like okay yeah we talked about this yesterday it's sorry go ahead we're gonna get mad no the answer is yes okay yeah yeah absolutely Elan if you're watching please f em w just my dog please just pull out that gigantic space warhead and plant it into that woman which I call my moon cheese geez just destroy her moon cheese right that's a good place to end that's a new slang for the vagina moon cheese yeah I do got some signal moon cheese dude it's we were talking with this yesterday about how weird is it that Elon Musk is a sex symbol the weirdest guy it's so weird weird it is so weird now every engineer thinks epsy every engineer thinks they're gonna have a shot at it now will Elon sexy like girls on Instagram wanna [ __ ] Elon Musk why I think one reason if you Oh cuz he's a nice guy yeah that's what it is he's a nice guy yeah yeah anyways that's that's something about you know I mean think about the fact that Elon Musk is his sex symbol if you were to tell him ten years ago in his PayPal days when he was [ __ ] balls yeah that in ten years when he got hair plugs yeah he would be you know he'd I don't know be like [ __ ] actresses and [ __ ] like that yeah he'd be like ya know I that make sense I'm gonna get rich enough I think it's funny I've actually heard it on this chart here behind my face this is the time required to [ __ ] a celebrity and so really largely dependent on your income and inventions if you can be innovative you get lots of moon cheese that's the way I've put it so time to moon cheese is this algorithm I've written out here TT MC t t MC all right guys I gotta go because I got a [ __ ] I need you to actually give me a rice Best Buy you what it's a long story I'll tell you off the podcast yeah you tell it to me in the [ __ ] card alright guys I'm off to smash some moon cheese peace thanks for and thanks again to VIN Cheryl watches for sponsoring this episode tiny me calm / no VIN Chara calm yourself in Cheryl watches calm / tiny meet that's it CIN CER oh yeah watches calm / tiny meet that's t iny me-80 yeah and to all the to all the meat boys listen and seriously get that [ __ ] goofy a faceless a gaudy watch off your [ __ ] shot get that [ __ ] off your wrist like we say other brand get that [ __ ] Nixon ugly ass [ __ ] you that you've been wearing since [ __ ] college get that piece of [ __ ] off your wrist get get some nice men to stop that Vinci a troll now there's something to be said about wearing like a [ __ ] timepiece that like matches and looks dope alright it's your your [ __ ] if your watch looks like a matchbox car little Hot Wheel car on your own and get it off right now yeah so alright boys actually these thank you really very much by II you don't never ever do that again you

Channel: TMG Studios

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Keywords: long form, tmg, podcast, conversation, comedy, comedians, hannah stocking, igtv, bill nye

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Length: 79min 19sec (4759 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 29 2018