Episode 202 - Cody got a haircut ft. Ben Cahn and Emil DeRosa

oh jesus man i just lost [ __ ] 50 000 on crypto [Music] what's up guys this is the tmg podcast this is today's free episode if you want this episode ad free and an extra bonus episode you can find that right now on our patreon patreon.com [Music] you're not a stoner goodbye the army air forces has announced that a flying disc has been found and is now in the possession of the army [Music] [Music] [Music] please look at all the signs flashing your seatbelt and get ready for debate guys i didn't really lose 50 000 on crypto but you know there's been a lot of talk about crypto and money so i feel like we should just bring our our finance team on deck yeah that's a good you know just get rowdy yeah get rowdy with the with the money guys the money guys are always it's a bit dark it's tmg the money guys the money guys yeah this is the other tmg yes exactly tmg2 it's like tmg the smart version but you guys understand the money guys it gets dark because once you're dealing with money there's no such thing as empathy or human life there's no real real regard for it you're just a digit on a spreadsheet so [ __ ] it let's get into these spreadsheets let's bring these boys in here [Laughter] hey i just brought you brought your lunch or was that yeah you're hitting a lot of milestones you got us a gift [Music] it's a it's a little gift that's [ __ ] condescending they're little small gifts nice of you to nice of you to wrap it yeah well thanks [Laughter] what is it this is man so we know you guys just hit 200. we want them all to be just as special yeah this one's a big special one too but also i don't know we're not that featured so it's it's especially oh this is great no this is you guys it says tmg episode 202 which this one is featuring ben and emil yeah i had the guy at lids last night stay there until they closed to finish him and uh like who's been in a meal i told him that i was banned oh damn it should have just i was asking him we were trying all the different fonts i was like which is the funniest fun and he's like i don't know man i just i work with lids i don't know what yeah a funny font well they they fit really well on you guys no they're perfect yeah wow really good a really thoughtful gift honestly the other one i was going to have made a little bit self-serving but yeah they couldn't fit our social handles which was a bit of a bummer uh right under yeah he wouldn't do it though he said but the gold thread was too much the original idea was to uh for episode 200 have you with one that says i love my friend noel and then yours would be i left my friend cody yeah damn it but then we decided no it's got to be about us yeah self promo it has to be about us way more key so everyone this is ben and emil this is our finance team these are our accounting team can i just say real quick i love the thought of you walking in like two minutes before they close and being like i want two hats with 30 letters on them and the guy's like so apparently the gold thread yeah the golden thread is a pain in the ass and it had to keep it kept coming out of the machine so he was like i have to keep re-threading it i was like oh it's not dude that's cool so should i just come back he said yeah come back in an hour came back in an hour he's like i just finished one you were like i'm running i can't keep buying pretzels man like what are you gonna do i almost went to wetzel's pretzels it was right next door it smelled so good yeah i've never been there before what'd you do instead i went and got a burrito smart beer yeah burrito nice birya burrito yeah you dip the burrito into this one of those yeah but i didn't dip it in anything it just had the sauce built in and it dripped all over my hand that was a wet burrito yeah super wet well it wasn't like a proper wet burrito but it was just the thing was loaded with grease like you'd say it's juicy yeah like it's it was a squirter it was a squirter yeah and it got all over my hands and i couldn't wash them i didn't want to wash them at the mall it was that gross hollywood and highland mall so now we have that [ __ ] juice all over these no no no no i touched them delicately put them in the bag okay yeah wait let me it doesn't smell like beer yet no we're good now we're good we're good we're good i'm glad you guys are still wearing them i would have taken it off no i love this [ __ ] are you kidding me i just got a haircut so i gotta hide i gotta hide yeah yeah you gotta do your little girl haircut i think it looks great these are little pigtails right here you really look like a little girl who's about to fall off her bike it's crazy you should get a little bonnet thing that'd be fun you should have got butterfly clips you're at the mall damn it i'll get some when i when i grow my hair long i'll grab my hair long okay again well yeah well we'll make it yeah grow your hair long i'll watch why don't you grow your hair alone no do it you [ __ ] yeah why do i problem why do i have to look like a little girl now you wouldn't look like you'd look really manly you have such a man face it would fit you'd look like a girl masculine girl you look like a really masculine eight-year-old girl um should we get into that so let's stop [ __ ] uh beating around the bush here okay this is what we why we brought you on to talk um we brought you want to talk about this sorry this is a tick tock that went viral this week from this guy kareem and no that's the that's the guy that tweeted it sorry so this dude uh i mean why don't we just let it play yeah four point 3.9 million views he deleted this after because it went so viral oh good we love a shame a shame delete yeah so a few years ago me and my friends started making a spreadsheet breaking down our incomes and availability for travel and it looks like this this is incredibly helpful um get your friends broken down here from sean my top earning friend who makes over five million dollars to who we call broke bobby who makes 125 000. how much available pto we have or paid time off bonuses um how much we're willing to spend on a three-day trip seven-day trip we have some people that are very responsible with their seven day trips some people that already tapped out for the year marital status helps if we know there's gonna be anyone else coming our willingness to travel to a third world destination if they're willing to split a private flight and if they're degenerate gamblers or not this list is very pragmatic and also a lot of them are saying that it's very motivational um so it allows us to avoid awkward situations within our friend group inviting certain friends that may or may not want to do what we want to do especially when it comes to gambling or spending a lot of money so it works for us yeah man it's not awkward at all when four of you go and they're like why didn't you oh well because of the list you don't really have that much money yeah so we just didn't invite you yeah broke bobby should come out and reveal himself and be like i'm broke bobby yeah help me yeah and everybody there's a gofundme and they chip in and then he just i only make 120k a year yeah this is yeah i don't know why people aren't putting a trash can through storefront windows after this this is horrible through his windows this is like rich people are so out of touch this is insane he thought this was gonna be relatable yeah guys if you want to make a spreadsheet for you and your insane friends we should do one way poor people are friends and hot dogs how many oh this is a list of all the hot dogs [Laughter] condiments we all like and this is their marital status just yeah it's helpful to know how much we like to gamble yeah just as part of it just like and shitty bobby likes ketchup only do we know what these guys do it can't be anything good i mean if this is what this guy does he like buys section 8 housing no yes wait section 8 housing is it's like government-funded housing for how can you come people you can buy that yeah there's like in venice there's a whole they took some old section 8 and flipped it into like you know that's what are you please don't be jewish please i don't need that sorry [Music] you're saying that because you're jewish right yeah yeah yeah we don't be kind of [ __ ] up to say if you weren't you need better pr man oh so he buys section 8 housing and keeps it affordable yeah exactly yeah that's great no no he buys section 8 housing puts wood floors in it and charges eight times the rent wait is this real people do that yeah this guy does that yeah click go to go to his uh no i don't think he i don't think he makes it more expensive maybe i don't know i was reading some comments oh yeah no he would he would definitely not make it i want to know what the 5 million years about how he makes three million dollars a year i think he's second on that list which is also a little bit of a flex which i think is why he posted that list what's he making three mail three mill i think tom cruise what a loser that's not his real what an absolute loser buddy your name's not oh well it's spelled differently okay learn real estate investor with 380 rental houses yeah [ __ ] that tells you anything about real estate you need 380 rental houses to make i guess i yeah wow that's really that seems low for i have to own half a suburb yeah that seems like a pain in the ass that seems not worth it no 380 people calling you to tell you the water's out well i guess you just ignore them because you don't really yeah yeah right yeah guys that's why i have to be nicer to landlords it's not that they're mean people they just have too many properties yeah and they're going through a tough time right now yeah and no one's thinking about them his first uh his first video is how to buy a new lambo online look at that face process the thing that pissed me off most how about this guy deleted his account was the way that he was sitting on the couch oh yeah like head fully wrestling like this like look at all my friends look at the millions of dollars we make it's like you don't even have the decency to sit the [ __ ] off well when you're making a tick tock sit up dude it's disrespectful what are you doing yeah look at the [ __ ] millions he's broke bobby he's a little [ __ ] no it's because stop dude his house doesn't even look that nice that's because his boner was holding up the laptop yeah i'm trying to get that one off for 10 seconds now but his boner's even harder when he's talking about his bro that's what i'm saying like that's why go to the welfare list that's why the screen adjusted in the middle of the tick tock yeah because it got even harder when he saw how poor his friends were pushed yeah this is brokebach [ __ ] it's like he won't even split a private jet what a [ __ ] loser it's like when dana white was talking to that fighter you guys should have been here for that basically this dude he some guy drops out of a fight because his mcl was like on the it's like it could either just get completely broken or torn or he could go fight this fight in the ufc and he's like nah i'm gonna you know i'm gonna favor my health smart move so then this guy goes to replace him and dana is like talking to him and he's like so you you stayed out here in vegas on your own dime he's like yeah he's like hoping that you would get a chance he's like yeah he's like and your job wouldn't give you the time off he's like no and he had to quit he's like yep job with benefits and everything dana goes like this see that goosebumps he's like i love i love guys like you and he just daps them up and then leaves jeez man yeah so say the same for everyone like you there's 10 more that also quit their jobs that didn't get this chance and that gives me even more goosebumps think about their family going hungry god i think the same thing's going on in minor league baseball yeah yeah a bunch of broke guys living in apartments playing baseball because they're not they're not getting paid anything yeah yeah poor baseball guys that's why i don't have dreams don't try to do anything there can only be so many ballerinas and baseball players you know what i mean yeah so that's the answer don't have dreams yeah as your finance guys just get a regular job learn how to work a mic yeah being a be an accountant aspire to be broke bobby not this guy yeah bro bobby did it right yeah i don't know what the hell the thing is broke bobby is not the brokest they there's a they keep a list of the bottom 10 earners wait so that's what this video is yeah wait so brooke bobby's not a bottom 10. oh we're about to see so bobby this is horrible just me what bobby's a top bobby's he's he's talking he's a bottle well sorry gosh he always doing that [Laughter] hey guys we want to take a quick break to thank the sponsor of today's episode babble when you're traveling to a destination where you don't know the language it can be challenging to accomplish even the simplest 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learning journey today with babel right now you can save up to 65 off your subscription when you go to babel.com tmg that's babel.com tmg for up to 65 off your subscription babble language for life they bottom 10 income earners in my friend group they call themselves the welfare 10. jesus christ so let's get into it here is the welfare 10. uh really good friends known most these guys since college a couple of them unemployed all of them under 100 000 per year we also have a lot more pto options expected bonuses not so much we don't even do a seven-day trip here it's mostly three-day trips a couple of them already tapped out um similar uh fiance singles you know kind of a mix there they're all willing to do their world destinations you know kind of change up the questions here non-chain restaurants very important understand and then also very very ability to do first class for hotel or flights having points important and we have a few degenerate gamblers here as well big thing to note i don't care about my friend's income it's just very helpful when we're planning day trips or road trips and see where everyone's at you know money-wise so i don't that's the bottom ten i don't understand like they could have just made that list and not included the income and it would have been the same thing yeah like just say how much you're willing to spend on a trip that's it that's all you need to know why do you know what your friends make it's [ __ ] weird yeah and i love how the welfare list can only do day trips and road trips it's like can you can you go back to how much they make like travel is not that expensive you don't need five million [ __ ] makes 25k yeah but who's at the top this guy's in the welfare he's at 92 000. yeah wait 92k you can take a week-long job hold on his name is [ __ ] [Laughter] handsome rob god i don't know that guy's name i don't like these dorky shoes dorky shoes these guys suck just based off their names yeah i don't know what about this guy ugly poor jake the second i'm kidding a lot of people are sleeping on brian he only makes 50k but unlimited what does fugly jake make yeah robin ryan oh ramen ryan is unemployed why isn't rob and ryan at the bottom of the list yeah why is unemployed oh probably because he makes more unemployment than yeah yeah he's got a decent jeez gimp's a [ __ ] get fired this guy even know these other guys he knows me as a financial advisor buddy you gotta call your boss a [ __ ] face i think that that disqualifies you for unemployment it does but it's so funny that's still great advice that's the first advice [ __ ] face oops yeah oh man we could get fired ah i guess i gotta go unemployment [ __ ] you dip [ __ ] you can't get unemployment if you call me a [ __ ] face oh can i have a raise [Laughter] he gets this poor schmuck ian gets zero days uh maybe maybe used them already can we see what their other stats are they're all are they all just eating at chain restaurants no i mean i i thought it was a lot of no's right oh i think i think that's not because they're poor that's just because they like chili's oh i don't know need to rise up against yeah the top ten one guy yeah and just be like also this guy should just pay for their just take him out he's willing to spend a hundred grand on a trip do you take your friends on a trip i could have children and take them on a disney vacation to fancy florida yeah if i was the world camp i'd be like what the [ __ ] yeah yeah just give me some money like is that really that taboo just give it to you or you have way too much have that's not the welfare list why don't you guys give us some welfare bring us on a trip pull it down trickle it down make it rain on me i don't care knowing the the sick [ __ ] in the top 10 they'd probably be like it's probably piss related to them yeah trickle down you know oh yeah i think they're pissing off i think they're pissing on their friends yeah i mean with the name like [ __ ] no i'm i'm imagining that like the top guy rob or whatever and [ __ ] go on a trip together because they're both degenerate gamblers they both say yes that's where they connect but they have different you know status i imagine rob just betting 25k a hand in front of [ __ ] and give him dude just give it this to me maybe his name is actually pronounced jimp the original guy could be this these guys landlords which is the saddest part he might be asking his tenants if they want to go on a trip and he's like you guys are so lame we want to go somewhere fun oh my god and all we can do is road trips and day trips which you then then you know what he does then they then they go on the trip and he wins a [ __ ] ton of money in monaco he comes back and he's like yeah you guys got to move out i'm [ __ ] upgrading the section a place you all got to get the [ __ ] out of here man god damn i just love the third world destination like you're cool slumming it right going to a third world well you guys are gonna slum it we're gonna go stay in the one resort you guys will fit right in yeah shitty [ __ ] and dookie honestly the people there probably make more than you guys yeah yeah handsome rob though he's not getting [ __ ] on which i love yeah he's not even in the top poor jake man if he keeps if he keeps performing he'll make it into that uh he'll eat out a thing and and beat out uh bro what's his name bro that'll come out like that's gotta be a big motivator yeah jake is clawing his way to the forbes list i'm telling you guys hot dog list we gotta do hot dog i'm down how many hot dogs you can like i'm vegetarian so it's gonna be like yeah you can do veggie dogs tofu pups tofu pups i think that's what they're called some of them who wants a tofu puppy like a hot dog tofu pup oh yeah don't i don't i've never eaten one yeah sure you have i bet you've eaten i've never eaten a tofu prep all right well i just know they're called that we'll put that on the list [ __ ] off with that tofu pup i can choke down some dogs though for sure yeah me too not like those we do a hot dog list but we still have [ __ ] annual income on there for no reason this is our hot dog liz this is ugly [ __ ] jake he makes 60k a year and he can eat 10 hot dogs he prefers deli mustard yeah that's me baby deli mustard all the way yeah as opposed to what kind of ketchup or just regular french's yellow [ __ ] that [ __ ] what's what's the difference uh deli mustard is spicy it's like yeah spicy milk yeah brown mustard brown mustard is the way to go no relish maybe some onions i guess we'll get hot dogs hot dogs should have changed the hat to say tmg episode 202 featuring hot dogs featuring the hot dog list no no we need to remake these hats something hot dog list related we need to have like you know like a draft of some kind you know like we're all like it's like a themed party and we're drafting each other on teams like for the top 10 bottom ten maybe you know fantasy friends fantasy friends league yeah fantasy friends hot dog league and there's some way i mean it doesn't have to remain hot dog no no it has to remain hot dog related yeah and there's a top 10 and a bottom 10. oh you know what it is it's just draft day and it's how many you can eat in the sitting and it like guarantees your place as like where you are on the list so you're either in the welfare ten of the hot dog boys or the forbes list of the hot dogs and your income is still on there yeah income matters yeah yeah you're still going to be shamed for not making enough yeah good yeah this is ugly [ __ ] uh doofus dave he ate a hundred hot dogs he makes 25k here so he did win the competition no we should we should do like a list about like what size our dicks are yeah why just to get it out there you know open and honest okay we could do all kinds of stats yeah how much we can bench um okay uh i'm getting points back this is getting it's just called a stats list let's just do a little olympics yeah we'll have them every month so we can win we can do better keep everyone in check yeah yeah what do you guys think of nfts oh man ape yacht club i truly i i get it but i don't get it at the same time i understand that there is um there is value in it as a digital receipt of sorts but also paying like five million dollars for a crypto punk that's just a uh pixelated thing yeah it's just like why because because it's scary it's a bet on likes do it's a bet on the ability or the eventual ability to like do something tangible with these assets sure i think like no yeah i agree i don't know like i think there's going to be a like a time where we actually have like digital art frames that aren't just like digital picture frames like we have now but they're like encrypted and cryptographically verifiable so that any picture you see in one of these you know the person owns the right to that you know what i'm saying yeah but at that point or or like with the board a yacht club it's like there's a there's an actual club that like once you buy one of these things that you get access to this discord and it's like a social club basically and so they've built a kind of a community around it where like the tangible thing that's attached to this is your membership yeah yeah i think in that case it kind of makes more sense oh it makes total sense tonight rich people coming up with a new way to exclude people it's not even rich people i think it's it's artists and and creators who are like i sent you a link to this one yeah these guys made this like super expensive some are some are dirt cheap because anybody can make this is like a soho house for people who don't shower yes yeah you buy into the board api and look at when this guy bought it at 4 48 this was started by uh the guys who made hundreds the clothing line oh so it's kind of like hype beast streetwear ish vibes got it slash crypto guys right so still a soho house for skaters who don't shower yes got it yes yeah because we all know skaters don't shower but this one like this one i think was probably at least half a million bucks like the floor now for these which is like the cheapest one that you can buy is like it's i think with crypto punks it's over a million bucks yeah yeah and they're all over a million so you can you're the only one who can see it no no no that's the funny part no because this is it right here we're looking at it yeah you can oh that's the one yes but he just owns the receipt yes okay he owns he owns this picture on the blockchain basically and like you said though it's it's basically it's more than just the picture it's a ticket that gets you into the discord and gets you into an exclusive club yeah that makes more sense than just owning it yeah i think that's the thing that that screwed up a lot of people's um perception and understanding of these is because they started as just like oh you could buy a jpeg yeah for a million dollars and it's like okay why but there are so many you have to really take the long long view of it like you are and i mean you're both computer boys yeah the only thing that sucks about nfts is the um what basically identifies it like where it is on the blockchain just like some like json file that's like hosted on a server so i think that's like the the questionable part right like yeah it's basically it's just a line of code no it's like if if one of these companies like if openc were to go belly up the mechanism that is confirming this image as being here on the blockchain goes away it's not you can't transfer it to another it it see it seems like that connection is not really that solid yet basically it's like it if you own the if you own this nft you like own its place on the ethereum blockchain and you know the image actual image data should probably be stored there too but all these like in the first nft boom which was like three months ago or from yeah or whatever when all these nft sites were being super quickly made yeah they basically bypassed that step and instead just made it point to a line or point to a place on a just a normal web server yeah so like at any time if that web server went down then all of these places on the blockchain will point to nothing you'll just be like hey we own this and it's nothing [ __ ] and people were paying like you know tons of money for these things yeah like that guy who bought the bippy or bippo what's that artist beeple yeah yes hey guys we want to take a quick break to thank the sponsor of today's episode bud light seltzer cheers dude bud light seltzer has launched their limited edition retro summer tie-dye variety pack after a year of being distant apart and feeling gray summer 2021 is the chance to make up lost time this summer bring good vibes wherever you go with bud light seltzer's new tie-dye pack i'm personally drinking the blue raspberry flavor and it's delicious i was going to pop open mine yeah probably some rice oh you hear the sound of that let me tell you guys something each variety pack features three iconic summer flavors cherry limeade blue raspberry and summer ice these flavors take inspiration from nostalgic summer favorites and surprise these three delicious flavors will also come in frozen form as an ice pop and as an ice cold ice pop ice cold ice pop wow yeah that sounds really refreshing especially during the summer definitely during the summer what kind of activities do you think you'll take yours on oh gee golfing boating hell beach picnics barbecues and etc that's really cool both are available for a limited time this summer so hurry you can get them delivered right to your door by going to bud light.com delivery or pick it over your local neighborhood grocery convenience or liquor store but here's the thing okay here's the thing right let's say i like own one of these and i want to increase the value or make it seem like they're worth a lot more yeah and i have two wallets and i have six hundred and one thousand dollars can i just buy my own piece for six hundred thousand dollars to make it look like the price went up yep yeah don't they do that already they must yeah yeah that's there's a term for that and i want to say it's money laundering but it's not cause that's not it's it's a wash it's basically a wash the art world is already i mean fine art is like a huge way to launder your money because you can just roll up a piece of art and you're just carrying around well there's also this conspiracy with artists too where you know galleries will pick up art for cheap and then like feed these artists drugs and like take them to parties and like try to increase their chances of like [ __ ] overdosing what yeah that is [ __ ] weird conspiracy but people have this like so you know i've talked to people who basically said like oh yeah it's this whole thing where they find great art and they try to get these people to go down a bad path knowing that right because that you like that cocaine because then the problem feels even better yeah black tar heroine yeah you ever did h man i'll do it with you what's you first oh heroin yeah and then what's h i've never done anything i don't know you guys are dorks you know what drugs aren't ah no i don't know what that is coffee is my drug yeah look at the cup it says currently caffeinated how cute is that you see this yeah did you even know that it says it's only no you're currently caffeinating caffeinating i can't even read yeah hey ben can you read the cup sorry always your caffeinated like yours yours has the little uh thing that says almost dude getting there no lame what the [ __ ] that that is like wine mom [ __ ] no i'm 10 years old and that is so sexual to me they're so mean no not yet closer almost there ready ready anyway i'm bombing today guys i'm just so tired i have no you gotta open up that uh liquid death or something man drink some more of this tea dude yeah now i'm pounding it but are you feeling are you a fan of liquid death yes [Laughter] it is the only drink that i reach for when i yes feel the the dryness in my throat dryness on your throat during a tough day of accounting and yet you brought on an arrowhead oh did you oh it's actually liquid death it's liquid that's in there i poured it in because uh i like i like plastic better it's i like i like [ __ ] the environment i don't care about yeah i went single i went i went to uh try to avoid the single-use plastic problem got the you've got that lock down mr environmental bring your own bottle nalgene you know they take like 100 mic after this maybe zero zero carbon footprint on a height yeah that's true he's gonna hike around and think about all the horrible things we've just you know been privy yeah been exposed what do you think about broke bobby no i wanted to say the crypto that's the one part that i feel keeps cropping up with it is the capacity for fraud is so high how do you mean like i it's almost like i'm not gonna say easier but you know like to wash money with real money right you have to like go open some [ __ ] business and you know you have to like run money through it you have to have people working there and [ __ ] yeah it is a hassle but with like what cody's talking about you just have multiple wallets in theory you could just [ __ ] collude some prices on nft no problem that's true a friend of mine or not a friend of mine he's not my friend very much not my friend because it's my ex-brother-in-law he used to he does stuff on ebay um i won't say what but are you gonna be out your ex brother no no no but he used to bid on his own [ __ ] with uh other accounts like get the price that has to be against the oh i'm sure that he can't do it anymore because they probably you know got his ip or whatever the hell they do ebay smart they got that figured out yeah but yeah there's uh people do it with stocks too there's uh there have been guys they get busted like there have been um stories about just a couple of dudes who have a million dollars between them and they just keep buying and selling back and forth to each other bidding the price up ever higher and other people catch on and then they just [ __ ] them they just dump all the [ __ ] on we could do that we're just a couple we could do that yeah we're with a million dollars in between us yeah it might be a little long excited yeah but we'll see there's a million well we gotta refer to the list and see how much money you guys yeah i don't know let's not look at the list let's organize my pocket just know there's a million between us don't look at the list yeah well who can eat more hot dogs uh i bet i could eat more hot dogs yeah but if veggie dogs were in the mix poopy pups what were they called tofu poo poo poo poop no not a tofu pup just a straight up veggie dog yeah they've been doing that now you guys seen on hot ones they let people eat cauliflower wings yeah yeah okay you guys that's cool i thought it was nice and inclusive they should still put bones in it though yeah because you're not eating the bones so what bone in cauliflower that is crazy they're just taking chicken bones boneless cauliflower wings could i get 10 can i get the 10-piece cauliflower all flats please do you guys think they'll let in the july 4th coney island competition they'll let veggie dogs you mean next year next july yeah like 11 months away it's a lot of preparation i've always got it top of mind yeah it's also the best event of the entire year yeah what's the guy's name who won johnny apple's seat isn't it no joey joey tom i saw a video of him chugging gatorade yeah man he's branching out yeah trying new things there's like a gallon of blue gatorade they do that in the competition now they have a i think it's a lemonade you do nathan's lemonade they um i think this was the first one that is didn't someone die choking to death one of them a couple of years ago no it was we for a week it's that famous story of this chick who like this mom she downed like two gallons of water to win a week a wii u and she died she drowned yeah she's like god she drowned in she drowned dude what yeah yeah dark [ __ ] man it was a radio contest yeah oh damn i'm sorry for laughing but that's hilarious it's funny that's a shitty way to go that is all in an embarrassing reason yeah just for a u no it's just like the original wii i think or was it wii u i thought it was a wii u oh whoops or no maybe it was the original this is like 10 years ago yeah i just thought we for a week for a week because wait what was it yeah you had i'm gonna start laughing really hard this is [ __ ] up wait wait wait no no no no it was called wheat for a week because you had to do something with pee you had to pee a lot yeah yeah cause you drink so much yeah but she drank so much she didn't pee to death she like it's it's a drowned yeah she drowned internally she died for a week you overwhelm your cells with water yeah just mute cody's mic right now i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm just picturing them like so you really have to pee right now she's like something hurts oh it's probably because of how bad you have to pee the kids probably sued the radio station oh i think they did they probably have a lot of a horrific horrific thing and they probably look a bit funny not bad for the radio guys i don't i kind of do they got them then they got to go right back into still whoa we got more you know out of everyone there you feel bad for the radio guys i have a feeling that station got shut down they shouldn't get shut down the guys probably got fired for sure not the whole time i just [Laughter] it's comforting we are going to hell man oh my god anyway yeah so nfts man fraud wait were they all started by this guy no no no no no faze banks did not invent nft he's a gamer right he's a gamer yeah he's a he's a phase guy yeah but no i mean did he start crypto punks no you know he didn't start it but he's he's a big proponent he's a big proponent he's like super into nfts and he's tweeting all the time about like how much money there is in nfts made half a million dollar flip in in a month i'm losing my [ __ ] mind right now but they're buying them for a ton of money and then flipping them for even more money yeah but it like it's really hard to make this much if you don't have it already right that's what's shitty is like ah man there's so many people who i'm sure would love to participate in this but they can't because the barrier to entry is so damn yeah but two years ago they were all free they were free yeah oh my god let's make it oh hey yeah relax what are you doing oh that's our child okay sorry it's okay do you want it yeah yeah there you go it's fine oh my god hey guys we want to take a quick break to thank the sponsor of today's episode doordash when was the last time everyone agreed on what's for dinner never you want chinese food yep they want pizza and someone in the group is always craving froyo yup there's something for everyone on doordash doordash 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doordash subject to change terms apply damn we had to get the baby cleaned up yeah can we get the baby back actually thank you eyes are closed is that okay oh we didn't even talk about the baby episode of love island oh yeah you're right [Laughter] what is so funny about a baby a doll being tossed that makes us laugh [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] cps if you're watching it's just a bit it's just a bit so yeah these were free wow wait wait wait wait wait hold on it took me a second i'm like cps yeah oh child protective services yeah but i would never think to shorten child protective services unless i had some sort of experience with it oh yeah i've had experience of cps yeah yeah hmm yeah i'm just not gonna ask yeah ben usually you don't yeah i'm just gonna leave it yeah i'll leave it we can put that on uh our list experience with cps yeah yes or no no no no no no yes i'll be the only in case some trips uh could trigger anybody yeah so yeah crypto punks were free god that [ __ ] pisses me yeah i'm like 99 sure that's true uh and are there really thousands of them like that like this one's number 5827 yeah i think there's like 10 000 or something [ __ ] me yeah you're a [ __ ] idiot you should have got them all for free and been so rich for so many reasons yeah man this is just attack it onto the list put it on the spreadsheet yeah yes [ __ ] friend list lost out on nfts yeah yeah people who lost out on nfts number one ben well i remember reading about bitcoin when it was first came out and i was like this is stupid and they just closed the bookmark and do you have it do you have any now bitcoins yeah no i've really i traded them a couple times i always mean to buy it when it comes back down but um i bought some uh matic which one's that oh yeah yeah m-a-t-i-c yeah i had some algorand uh i was gonna buy some z cash i know [ __ ] all about these things i mean i bought it 50 sold at 30. i think i'm gonna buy again now at 50. i just like being in the mix oh bitcoin itself just being able to say you were there here's the thing if i'm losing money it means someone else is making money right and that means a lot to me and that makes you a job creator exactly i like being a part of it spreading the wealth that's my welfare yeah i'll make horrible investments and i'll say someone's profiting off this yeah i like that someone's timing the market the right way right wealth creation i mean that's not me yeah yeah every time i bomb a trade i just smile and go oh bro i hope broke bobby's picking this up yeah yeah he needs this well i hope jake is crawling his way into yeah yeah i hope jake is getting into this one time i lost 25 grand on my way to the dentist and i was so i was so upset and wait you had it on you cash and you like misplaced it yeah it just flew out when though oh stack of bills on my passenger seat and i open up the window no there but for the grace of god go my cash no it was a trade and i if i had held on because i was doing it while i was driving and not like that but like this and when i when i got to the dentist because like this would be stupid but this is way cooler yeah it's better because i mean eyes are right there it's a quicker yeah and uh yeah if i had if i hadn't sold it i mean like an hour late 30 minutes later i would have made like 20 grand or something and i remember i had to get some after they cleaned my teeth they were like we should do some whatever the [ __ ] and i'm laying there and yeah yeah it's a lady dennis they got filthy potty mouths all right [ __ ] we're gonna floss your teeth now [ __ ] your shirt shitty little dirty teeth yeah yeah i like your little hat yeah thank you yeah anyway i i whined about it to the to the because you're jewish oh because it looked like a yarmulke yeah that'd be a super yamaka it'd be like what do you got under there i have no joke i have no good jokes today so i'm just resorting to prop comedy he's kind of carrot topping yeah i'm carrot topping today hey he's successful he's worth like 100 million dollars or something like that yeah so you lose the 25k and then i just i i remember being laying there and i they didn't even give me i wasn't on any sort of drugs but for some reason just the the physical act of being in the chair and having my mouth open i was like placebo'd into being like oh oh god and they were like what's wrong and i was like i lost 25 000 and i just felt i then i was immediately embarrassed for myself you told them yeah i'm like god what a douchebag thing to say and also i'm acting like i'm under the influence of any kind of drug and i'm not whatsoever it was just stupid they did numb me but that was it oh i had a cavity that's what it was oh god i hate myself it's so funny you're like going in and out of consciousness they're like we didn't even we didn't give you anesthesia at all it's just a cavity i lost 25 doing the david after dennis [ __ ] sir it's fluoride i mean put that on the list of embarrassing things yeah right after not getting all the crypto punks yeah crypto punks and this whole nft scene is crazy it's gonna be crazy when in a few years all these kids are driving lambos and stuff and starting like third youtube channels on how to get rich they're already doing this now but it's you're gonna be standing in line somewhere and then the dude's gonna pull up and like mclaren p1 and hop out and they're like oh that's the guy that owns pictures yeah this is the new drop shipping yeah yeah basically except it's you're not really doing anything yeah all the drop ship shipping guys took the money that they scammed off of tick tock and then they put it into these and now they're crypto gurus man the exclusivity thing though i'm starting to come around to and i get like i read a thing about excuse me some guys like 50 guys or something all bid together on one crypto punk and then they all made their profile photos on twitter the crypto punks so like they're all in a cool club that we're not part of right and it come and kind of like the one you were saying with the discord it comes with some [ __ ] that um you know it's interesting and it makes me wonder like what's going to be the application of these things in five years but i thought i think there's sorry go ahead no i it's just odd because it's it's funny it's becoming that because i thought the whole pitch of like crypto and everything was like we're democratizing money and like it's you know no the fed is not going to control it now it's become this like exclusivity thing well there is no that's true there's a lot of people like the the creator of dogecoin had a great tweet where he's like i don't [ __ ] i'm out of crypto like it's a cool kids club right and it's it's i saw that it's like there's so many people there's a small handful of people sorry that are controlling everything because they're the ones you know managing all these pump and dump schemes creating all these new coins and everything and it was supposed to be the democratization of finance where there's no you know one body controlling everything but there is now there's just a small hand and it's like corrupt as [ __ ] right and you can do this you can just like paraphrase like yeah yeah he said it very eloquently it was really uh it was a refreshing thing to read because from the outside looking in as someone who completely [ __ ] blew it by not making millions off of these things yeah just reading that i'm like yeah that's right that's how i've felt this oh yeah as someone who has no stake in it and hasn't made money off it every time someone has something bad about it i'm like exactly it's bad we should tank it make it illegal outlaw it out be regulated [Laughter] like ironic that the creator of dogecoin has a really pointed beautiful thing to say about how crypto sucks now i mean i think actually it's not really that ironic because dogecoin in itself was supposed to be like a commentary on how absurd the whole thing was oh i didn't know and then and then it got you know now it has a market cap of what like yeah dollars or whatever tens of bills so i think now he's even like that is [ __ ] stupid in in the first place and now there's all these other ones and people just trying to copy my thing which was supposed to be stupid in the first place yeah yeah she but that's the whole thing is yeah yeah dogecoin is like people who you know are over leveraged on their house so they can't buy a tesla but they still want to be connected to elon musk so those are the people in deutsche didn't he tank it by going on snl it was supposed to like shoot basically yeah yeah oh man i mean [ __ ] started on elon musk we all knew that that would happen though because like the whole thing was when you have a a singular event like that that everybody knows is coming and everybody has this expectation more often than not it's going to do the opposite of what everybody expects yeah yeah not everyone knows that i'm not here i was like oh yeah you [ __ ] dorks you're gonna get so you relished yeah i really like hot dogs yeah but i don't know i don't think i'm sorry i don't so this is our this in this column is friends who will relish in things not to be confused with relish really the one you put on the hot dogs yeah yeah in parents relish has a place in there's some like really high brow food that that you like honey wax hot dogs i don't think there's anything that uses relish anything else besides hot dogs i don't know man oh oh tuna fish relish put relish in it yeah sweet pickles chop up something oh yeah yeah tuna salad it's delicious what is relish it's sweet pickles oh okay yeah chopped up but i think you're gonna call it relish because it'll be really deep for exactly two minutes and then it'll go to where's the was where did relish come from yeah i mean that's what you get when you mix smart with us some yeah it's like i'd relish in the fact it was a smart use of that word and then it just wait that's like the hot dog thing yeah isn't that the sauce that you put on hot dogs yeah yeah i'm just flattered that you guys think i'm smart yeah yeah man man i feel i feel so not you know i feel dumb no you're not dumb at all i feel like you're that's why you're our finance team yeah well how's that going for you great i think you're babies they don't look at anything yeah we're in there going just trust me with it just don't just don't look at it you don't need to look at it you don't need to worry about it fair oh god it's thinking [ __ ] i put everything get it all into [ __ ] crypto whatever ass punks ass punks we should have not bought the bootleg of crypto punks what what the [ __ ] were you talking about 10 seconds ago oh cryptos like yeah manipulated by one group well have you seen the guys who there's like tick tock dudes who are famous on tick tock and they get deals with new cryptos and they basically pump it to all their fans oh bro i i got hit up the other day for a scam with did you do it yeah definitely i bought which sucks well there i don't even know who it was there was a video of a guy he's like live streaming he's getting his haircut i forget what his name is and he's like i think someone like asked like why'd you tell us to buy that like we lost [ __ ] money and he was like oh you guys bought that [ __ ] i just like took the powers yeah yeah and just his poor [ __ ] fans yeah he's aidan ross he's like a streamer i mean yeah that was like that's like a big drama a little a little bit ago but yeah i got hit up by someone who was like yo you know we i i want to connect you with my buddy he's really good at crypto pre-saves and you know pre-buys or some [ __ ] i forget the language he used and he's like me and these other creators that everyone knows very well are in on it as well i looked at that and i was like first of all does this dude look at me and go oh this guy's a sucker and i'ma get him in like it's almost funny to me that he told me who's in on it because it's like you just told me everyone that's planning to make money you know what i mean so like you're hitting me up knowing that you guys are gonna [ __ ] me over it to me was like you they're the [ __ ] they're gonna [ __ ] your guys's fans over yeah but with your reputation yeah but i kind of looked at it your sterling reputation the fact that he would even think to ask me because it's like those people are his close friends and the fact that he would ask me is like oh yeah we'll just [ __ ] over his fans too like [ __ ] him like we don't care was he i don't think they think that at all i think that's just like hey there's a money-making opportunity here as many people as we can get in on this it's gonna blow it up even more and we're all gonna make more money so dumb bro see i'm different i don't even care if you're trying to [ __ ] me over i just like being included so that would feel good to me yeah sure i'm gonna lose a bunch of money but i get to be in this group yeah were they asking you to put up money to buy no i didn't i just cut it off i was like i'm good good smart yeah no yeah i was and then i had to you know flex a little bit when i i was like yeah man i was you know i got a crypto early man i was mining way back six seven years ago dude i'm good you were weren't you i was and i had to like let him know like i it was so funny how i said that and then he went really quiet and i was like he's not gonna text me back like i know i just [ __ ] his whole pitch up yeah and he's like so are you burned out that making all this money yeah and then i was like yeah i'm good man i was like i used to be a developer slash programmer so you know um it's more of an observation thing for me then he goes well we should hang when i'm back in town that's not happening we know you don't want to hang out we you and i both know you don't want to hang out with me it's just yeah that [ __ ] was like i couldn't believe that i never thought so that's how like prominent that [ __ ] is with scamming with this stuff it's like oh yeah dude you should just hit up this creator or that comedian or whatever and we'll just [ __ ] them all because they don't see them as a scam they're not going to [ __ ] you yeah i guess yeah they're right you know no to buy anything you just have to they're going to give you the coins oh that's right tweet about it and then you make money that's the whole idea yeah so nuts bro it's upsetting well someone was like telling me that they were like i'm really optimistic about like fin talk because all these young kids are learning about finance stuff early on people like they have these explainers and i was like yeah but you're like ignoring the the entire other part of fintalk where it's just people getting like scammed people just fully gambling people like and just going bust so yeah i think it's all a wash better to learn when you're young though yeah better obviously better i get better that older people take your young money really learn that value if you're 20 years old and you've you know you're you're working full-time or not full-time i don't know do 20-year-olds work full-time yeah yeah yeah some do and others make a ton of money on drop shipping just depends what is with the drop shipping thing well that's kind of a stale meme now because that that's what kids were making money off of like tick tock kids were making money off [ __ ] me and they transitioned to stocks because they got all that [ __ ] money and they got into trading and they're like oh this is trading yeah they're like oh this is way better than selling scrunchies so it's funny because on the one hand they're very um uh entrepreneurial and they're clearly very motivated and like go-getters can do but then the other side of them is just they at the core of it they just want to get rich quick which is not a good uh let me tell you man i've been there i'm still there's still a part of me that's like okay just tell me how to do it tomorrow i just want let me just make it all in a week yeah you love it you're a little freaked for it no i'm not i'm not a freak for it no you're a little [ __ ] but i'd been scammed before back before it was when it was actual stocks that had scammy stories yeah nothing where like anybody approached me how did you get scammed just penny stocks they're all scams and they all have pie in the sky stories about like you know similar to cryptos where it's like this crypto's gonna do this thing all penny stocks were like i remember there was this one i didn't buy it but it was called sponge tech it was sponges with soap built in oh that's sick and it felt it like people went nuts for it but it's funny because people went nuts for it everybody everybody in like the trading community knew that it was [ __ ] but every time the company would put out a new press release it was like man spongebox got this crazy new sponge and the stock would react and like it becomes this self-fulfilling thing where you're kind of like everybody knows that this is a scam though right and then like famously this is like 10 years ago they bought the company bought ad space i think during like the world series or something uh in fenway park for the boston red sox and it was like there on tv it said sponge tech and everybody online was like [ __ ] wow it was the elon moment for them yeah and after that the stock just never it went up to like 80 cents from a penny and it just never yeah so are are penny stocks for companies that want to raise money but can't raise money from like into institutional investors yeah i mean that's what they should be like uh they raised like a couple million bucks by going public in penny stock markets yeah like we could start we could band together incorporate ourselves arbitrarily issue uh 50 million shares and of which you know we each get a stake and then have a designated chunk of shares that we would then sell to the public to initiate trading to have some liquidity and then definitely do that and then what people would do so like what a lot of these penny stocks used to do and they still do is say you set aside 10 million shares um that you would give to a promoter a stock promoter a jordan belfort and uh and they would use their considerable reach and email lists to create a story like oh this sponge companies got so built in that's going to revolutionize the sponge and then people people laugh it up people eat it that's really if there's 5 000 people on your email list and you've got a couple wash uh sales going to mimic the appearance of high demand people are going to rush right in and then you dump onto those people and that's been that's that's been done countless times thousands of times but the securities and exchange commission is so understaffed and underfunded they cannot possibly they don't have the resources or the scope to to get all of them i mean they're more concerned with regular markets yeah they're they're they've got enough on their plate with the big the big boy stuff so it's just like it's crazy and we've just completely defunded the institution and yeah it doesn't have the capacity to regulate in the way it should yeah but now we just gave away the game we told them what we're going to do yeah there goes our school we'll have short memories yeah yeah if you're from our sponges will actually have the soap built up yeah yeah yeah and we're going to put billboards on snl just in the middle of snl it's gonna be a billboard with sponge tech it wouldn't surprise me if they eventually resorted to that because they start they're doing like sponsorships in show now aren't they um i haven't watched snl in a long time so maybe oh but the way i want to do it is in the middle of a sketch it just cuts to b-roll of fenway and it's just sponge tech 2 and it's ours has nothing to do with the bit and then it goes right back into the moment you could do that yeah we should just show you guys some sponge tack on them yeah spng that was a stock symbol yeah bunch don't think aren't they all over twitter now isn't there like a goo that you like rub all of your car and it like cleans it up and then there's one from the sink i'll find it i got to get that that's a card i want that the video doesn't do anything or you just rub goo all over your car if you see the video it looks i'm always like i want that i want to be able to do my car why because he you never just wake up in the morning go i want to go my car but yeah look at that [ __ ] is this but apparently oh the cleaning guru picks up dust and [ __ ] yeah oh but apparently it doesn't actually work and there's one for the sink i want this it doesn't work bro this is just the silly putty creators like with [ __ ] dead supply of [ __ ] they're like oh dude yeah it's called pud licky that is a flashlight man that is a flashlight okay i understand using it for that part but not on flat surfaces where you can otherwise towel it off you know what's so funny is part of this montage it's a dude like making a hole in yeah and then the next one he's like clean you're a couple those things always get so dirty yeah well well also this looks awesome look you could use it on fan you could use it on calculator i thought those were check it out keyboard too pudliki works on everything from laptop to car you could also [ __ ] it you could [ __ ] mud licky ooh feels so good asmr anyone pudlicky there's a good sync one i forget when i thought when i heard goo i thought it was just like some liquid you pour on i just pictured like some dad like smiling like frantically gooing the [ __ ] in front of his car just like yeah can i just say i love that it keeps defaulting to this guy's face because it it it gives the appearance that he's in here with us yeah and he's just like oh very funny guys you can you keep it up you're gonna make the spreadsheet can you imagine traveling with this guy i can actually yeah a yacht betting your entire salary so mean to women i bet he just is cruel to women yeah asking if you could have an extension on rent yeah hey man listen listen i know it's like your place and everything i was just wondering could you give me another month oh no [ __ ] way dude i'm going all in on this next hand i need you to pay i bet you he like if he flirts with a girl at a bar and he's like you just put in your number and it's a spreadsheet with all the other girls names and the number beside them is the [ __ ] google drive app yeah what was your name again put in your what is this hot dog what is this hot dog oh for good don't worry about it don't worry about this oh we'll get to that that was gonna fill that we're gonna fill that column in later that was [ __ ] two-day shipping for cody right there he got that joke through prime [Laughter] van threw that [ __ ] on his doorstep and cody was like [ __ ] i'll get it tomorrow [Laughter] yeah he would he would suck to vacation with though for sure yeah it definitely would always harassing girls about their hot dog capacity that's so funny how many hot dogs can you eat i don't know i don't know two oh [ __ ] off are we talking are we talking regular or or yeah tofu tofu pups and meals on the side like i could smash the tofu no then he laughs in her face tofu pups just just [ __ ] vegan he'd be an angel about it anyway oh i thought you were doing me i was like no i'm all for plant-based lifestyles you know this my cardiologist told me i need to be all hyped at a bar hey this [ __ ] is vegan nice plant-based lifestyle emil is so ripped you should see this guy without his shirt no no i'm not trying to like lead that up to you taking up your shot i don't want anyone to know what's under the hood that's for me it's a v8 oh no v6 because that's what a six-pack is you could have an eight pack for all you know no i've seen it at six so you went from hyping me up to taking two packs away v6 is for fast man it's turbocharged yeah for sure big hunkers dude yeah i got a hemi oh like a v6 i thought you were doing like a climbing thing no no no plant-based life plant based lifestyle this was supposed to be like a 20-minute finance segment and it's the entire episode so yeah we went way off the rails there it was that's a cool hat dude thank you man i won it in a wee for weekend hey hey who am i who am am i no don't do it i'm not i'm not she just wanted to win a wee for her kids yeah yeah well maybe it was for herself maybe she was being sick who am i that's the [ __ ] that is the richest bit ever all right guys yeah well you know what i think it's appropriate that we went for the whole episode considering you guys made us a hat yeah yeah yeah it's an appropriate feature we just it was fun honestly that hour flew by that was a great time you're here for an hour six years six minutes and 44 45 it was chaotic but it was good it's chaotic good thank you for joining us fellas yeah thanks thank you for having us get back to the room oh we got to get back to work i left the dog do we have open positions that you're not tending to no no no all right that's it thanks bye guys peace

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Published: Thu Aug 26 2021