ENDING FRENCH ROYALTY - Crusader Kings 3

i think i think it would be something like uh you know if we're doing 867 we could play as like i don't know the west francians or whatever and we all play as like the dukes of uh of france oh and the ai is the king okay i see yeah yeah i like that honestly yeah and then we don't like that you want to do that all right let's sure let's do that yeah i'll just put up a big tomboy to hide my uh hide the game there we go i need to see this actually all right i can stream starting now oh yeah [ __ ] the anime is still on the screen sorry the anime was there to hide the [ __ ] uh stream sorry it was called uh like just keep server no yeah we can keep it there there we go i could actually even resize her and i could make a part of my uh here we go she's now going to vibe with my ruler nice there we go okay oh you know just it's good old buddhawino to acker karezun wait how do i even see where the [ __ ] scarlow is here he is one all right let's get to renaming shall we how do i rename if you will not come to brazil brazil will come to you i am brazil now he's actually down under i hate this i hate this this is uh this is gonna carry on for a bit give me a second everything else i don't think i have a special name for my house yet no you're gonna [ __ ] love my house no matter what please do not change your houses like uh your house's motto because that is literally the best auto-generated mod i'm like motto i've ever seen what is the horse so [ __ ] stupid [Laughter] such a brilliant like like careful insult you're as cunning as a horse okay hashtag has like 6 000 soldiers now and he's invading the umayyad caliphate what oh my god he is montagu what the [ __ ] what the i he has more soldiers than the umayyad caliph and he's like a single count aha my wife is now my lover i would hope no those are different things you could have lover like wife soul mates as like different things my wife hates me i hate my wife father real quick i cannot click the book holy [ __ ] have you seen what her state has just done he has just conquered the south of spain wait what he owns hell he's norris he's just like dog is good [ __ ] he has 4 000 soldiers [ __ ] thorns i don't think i can invade anjo yet so maybe i attack random irish people [ __ ] ireland all my homies hate ireland we got louis the stammer of uh of west francia we should kill him we should yeah you guys you guys want to kill the king wait what i just killed the king what scarborough we have bigger issues right now what's up i'm being invaded by barcelona wait hang on a second hold on hold on hold on my marshall count bandoine has had an extra marital affair with princess judith the wife of monkey scarver my mother holy [ __ ] [ __ ] your wife dude you just got caught hold up i'm gonna be here wait remy oh [ __ ] i'm gonna play as lawless when i [ __ ] uh die okay go go just click straight on oh [ __ ] guys i have a [ __ ] option to attempt suicide that's one of the choices i could literally attempt suicide i might say that's because my hair is better than me don't you have so much to live for okay i'm good to go you live on the steps i i'm how are you jeffrey jesus you're not you're still french oh [ __ ] i'm the spymaster mom it's not a phase i really am a mongol horse warrior oh they're not dying fast enough you're winning actually well oh my god you're not [ __ ] winning dude yeah louis and i was going to destroy me oh nice oh my god he made it nor just like [ __ ] like he made it to the last second oh [ __ ] more people going in the war let them come a good [ __ ] question anyway i killed the king you what really yeah he made me his spy monsters i when i said this guy's gotta die i didn't know if it would really happen but i guess you know it's fine all right poor child it's just we literally killed these dudes for fun oh hey noah's dead wait his realm is together because the only one son though yep and you're like an 18 year old [ __ ] giga chad actually my god our king is now six should i kill him again i could kill him again how far do i gotta kill the king before someone else takes over i wonder but how do i check like um my kings counts i'm gonna defend this i mean i don't think you need to check the king's house because he's dead in a forest oh [ __ ] yeah all right he is [ __ ] a mental break [ __ ] i need to stop killing people all right i'm getting drunk now you can't expand maybe you have to be in front of ah i didn't ah no no what have you done what have you done what have you done who is even the king of that uh i don't know queen susana did you kill the [ __ ] king i killed the king yeah i killed the kingdom oh my god thank you what the [ __ ] we are okay you know what we're lotharinians now uh skarmu i hope you uh expand until authority yeah it is actually good all right guys we're parting ways here we're parting ways here see you later all right i guess i guess we're in different kingdoms now what the [ __ ] you split the [ __ ] kingdom okay it only has 600 soldiers in it no literally all right look at the houses you've literally extincted you've extincted the french line of carlings by killing that many children you have just strangled all of them they're dead no it wasn't even i fed them all to wolves oh [ __ ] why did i do this i'm just murdered without thinking of the consequences [ __ ] dude she has 200 soldiers um so there's a thing where someone told me they were basically the way they won every war would they they use the uh intrigue line and they just kidnapped the enemy ruler every time they went to war and that would win them and i want to [ __ ] try that [ __ ] i'm going to switch over to intrigue as soon as i get my next steward oh my god that's awful by the way the king of france is like immediately declaring unoccupied uh holy [ __ ] yeah no it's just okay if you go to the stewardship line there is just a [ __ ] perk you get that gives you claim thrown against your liege and you can just be like okay mine now thanks i would like i would like this please that no thing is that's the first level perk you only need one point to get that like what the [ __ ] i would like this please it is mine thank you oh yeah aquitaine down under this is [ __ ] brutal okay but you have a problem in that wait sorry someone's calling me oh my god i have cancer you okay oh you have you have cancer right okay oh no i i'm i'm literally [ __ ] insane oh god what am i doing huh i can br i can mind break break his mind and make him my throat and i would get the nickname the mind breaker uh was it foolish to come here maybe if i footsteps moving quietly down the hallway a figure emerging from the shadows what is maxwell doing here what what wait check did you name one of your children like i did yeah it's uh go check scammer's courtier maxor tomboy yeah no no your cat died my cat just killed my dog what what how could this be how the [ __ ] [ __ ] do you see me and they just started fighting you killed them what the [ __ ] [ __ ] uh uh max scammer yeah you feeling okay huh i'm not feeling okay [ __ ] sake i'm not feeling okay listen wait bavaria you're part of that max you know what the worst part of this is max what i can no longer claim all of holland because of that what the [ __ ] it's carmo yeah we have only one option left you have to become independent we have to murder the lord of bavarian now king arnold 87 off you go i've got a naked man here nice why is his head clipping away from his body oh dude i've just abducted him there we go the wall's over thank you no worries i have a 95 chance to kill the queen of bavaria so like um i don't know why wait speed is at one right now wait her air would be asturious what scar moo you're about to do it scholar do it i'm doing it oh my god okay dude we're gonna be we're spanish now okay all right here we go hang on stop i gotta pull this game real quick i'm making a kingdom no no no no watch this watch this okay so huh okay wait water has been declared yeah i think i know it's coming i just i just captured the king i just opposed the king of lothrangia with one [ __ ] day before i could even accept it you just ended the war look at that okay oh i can ask the pope okay oh [ __ ] i need 500 piety all right if anyone i i need to go on a pilgrimage pilgrimage tonight start start reading boy we going to jerusalem boys uh so i requested a claim and he said i have pondered your request and have decided to recognize your claim on the kingdom of aquitaine as queen susana is a woman you're within your right to step in uh oh yeah the pope is he's a bit of a based pope and now i get to invade invade her country his character's name is spelled f f w d w r you know do i come over i know the person with the funniest name is the most prestige in like the entire game it's how it works i think i'm done at least i haven't seen it all righty i'm gonna save it as well we should definitely play this one that was good fun that was i've never seen multiplayer games are always way more chaotic wacky uh ck adventure wait wait wait wait let's take screenshots of this to confuse people one second uh zarin you interested in playing again next time are you [ __ ] well i'm i'm good with it i just slowly but surely you'd be like let me figure this [ __ ] out and just be interesting oh man i'm [ __ ] exhausted that was that was how many hours i've seen it was five hours of ck3

Channel: Rimmy - Downunder Gaming

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Id: aQoYbnGZ-jE

Length: 12min 52sec (772 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 04 2020