The Worst Galaxy - Stellaris Multiplayer

spark I ever thought I'd fight side-by-side with a Swede hey Sam hey well guess what why from the 12th to the 17th stellaris is having a free weekend way you can just play the game for free what's crazy I'm gonna go get it right now I know it's insane you should definitely do that leave the game we're currently in shutdown stellaris in your gets dolores you know less infomercial fashion are going to say a big thank you to paradox who is sponsoring today's video there is indeed a free weekend from May 12th to May 17th it is already live when you're watching this video so if you click the link in the description or in the pinned comment you can get access to this and maybe try out a big multiplayer game like we're about to this can only end well I am the Illuminati of the big I we we have a culture based primarily around blinking to each other we give each other the looks and blinks and that's that's the proper way of communicating between ourselves and we don't like it we'll bring up the fact we only have one eye we used to have two but a vicious industrial accident on our planet reduced us all to one eye and that is as the eternal search of the blink boys is to one day genetically modify ourselves to have two eyes again although I am the proto Finnick Holy Roman cognate [Music] we are proud thin golian people out of the great hyper or between the Wan Empire and the great finish Empire I'm the Nanyan Federation we are people you are a people we are robot of the meccanica we took over our planet and decided to flip it and make it a big-ass robot we are humans there are no other humans in the galaxy the fake humans blow us ignore them you can say that the proud Finn go in people from us we're better than you fact that there are three Swedes here and there's gonna be a confederation of the Swedish state there is one there is well I am a monument to all your sins I okay III am playing it the flood oh oh you need to know oh [ __ ] we're gonna have to go out of the Swedes the Swedes are the threat people I didn't know how to write a backstory so I just wrote pretty much the titanfall guys but with no pilots my species is called Coldplay it's um we do have we do have humans or people or some sentient people they're inside like that glass thing but they use as a battery kind of like the matrix and I'm still like scoop them all up and yeah we aren't we keep the Titans in reactor you just put about humans and put them inside of yourselves I know that there are a couple people claiming to be the real humans I'm the only real humans see I am the advanced form of all of humanity I am the paradox in our Empire DLC and what I am I am a simple race okay you can't see you'll see that my green pulses with all the knowledge of Vicky - okay I have the Doomsday origin because my entire people all they want is the perfect 53 and they will go to all lengths okay the planet of paradox HQ will be destroyed in search of perfection I'm really excited for like 30 minutes into this when you like I just died finally got in after time I am I'm in connecting I'm have to kill the master aliens I thought you liked daily oh they have to die there in the only system with habitable planets I'm sorry I have really good for you I'm basically rushing to stop my friends from cutting me off because I may just be [ __ ] if they continue to do what they're doing dammit I know turns out and ratings your planet right all right oh yes Oh Besame I all right no we don't need to you get to live today I was gonna I was gonna take Kela from you but you get to live for today I did actually build all these ships for no reason so I should take Kela all right you know here's the deal here's the deal all right we're gonna we're gonna do some trades okay you give me this planet em and then we welcome you in the Empire okay and then we'll be friends forever and we'll do whatever you want okay I owe you a favor here's my communications active sensor link and you know I have a bunch of credits as well I just need this big all right good yes I don't want to research any of the aliens because what if I accidentally figure out the language of the Raider than that like oh you speak our language you [ __ ] window sophia's listen we can become two corpses in one grave what I'm not sure you know what diplomas on their phone I am peace I am salvation Dorian researching hangar bays all I need oh I'm my calling me scratching Oh him researching hanger vases directly related to his economy crashing you know warp it you could offer up migration to tea and I could keep your people live that way I go extinct on just harsh I'm gonna be real every single mining place and my empire it's only labeled as a lining place it's actually just pickling centers like you know big empires and stuff not you know they've got the southern Empire of the the finnex and nor we've got Colden Lee expanding out and then we just have [ __ ] war big starving to death shipping out all the hard drives of the info on it as quick as they can [Music] what do you mean he's in your borders rascal in my empire set them to undesirables oh come on that rat scallions that they're purge type-2 extermination to rapscallion no one like we wouldn't even notice but you're very carefully explaining how you're murdering everyone here's the option either you give us military access or we opened the borders I would to get the [ __ ] hang on almost we've almost done the status quo we can like settle for status are you losing we're gonna do it we're gonna do it yes okay a single system I don't [ __ ] believe that just worked out I am a [ __ ] mastermind what does it go Anakin is being killed damn wait are you going to sleep yes I don't know it will become chattel slavery I mean wait no no no chattel slaves there you go that's English we all need a bed together no you guys he is like a teaser 10k on erotic we need to know is eaten all right together I'm 176 out of 107 oh my god oh my god I just discovered the flood just don't does don't even yeah I'm just gonna look the other way honestly I'm going I'm going north first well I'm going soaring far north so you have time empires that are being announced or in breach of galactic war emergency measure we are voting on this now everyone go and vote we did going to sanction Foehammer like asking for emergency powers huh like I haven't actually joined the u.s. so I I broke the code okay mass forces at regime that's what you should chain to Risha it's too late they've cut me off we're okay cool Oh God oh that's we've not held it is it we got overwhelmed [ __ ] with shaky hands I terminate the comms with the [Laughter] what oh my god the gorilla oh [ __ ] ah oh wow they have a lot of ships I didn't believe in the god but it's abandoned us he's gonna go through the wormhole to you are you implying oh my god they want to take it they can pry it from my cold dead fingers my fleets upgraded I'll be coming to help you guys okay it's too slow we had one planet me I lost my solenoid what the [ __ ] i'm in breach of galactic law what are you doing let's see you should leave i'm i'm reaching the military readiness act really sure what it wants but it usually means your feets too small yeah using less than half your naval capacity you're in breach of galactic law oh my god dude how am i how am I supposed to fill up a hundred and fifty-six naval capacity get your alloy silver get more battleships yeah you have battleships [ __ ] christ i just got access to cruises i guess it's probably cuz my massive empires roll but still oh the truth the flood are kind of like gamers like political entity rules by a con coggan khatoun or it allows me Vica pedia talking a lot for somebody with a pathetic fleet level scientists got traumatized he's discovered spacetime theory all this game needs is the ability to label a player or a bit it needs air and my borders are looking pretty pretty thick no never - I just saw the flood flood man that [ __ ] sucks yeah um in all those old home world is populated entirely by robots oh my god it is it's just robots of different types as well nice - robots hey buddy old pal Remmy boy ya [ __ ] I'll tell you what I'm saying but here's good all over for your freedom buddy you ready for this yep super flame a free weekend for stellaris all right I CEO of paradise one free weekend of stellaris hold on my research station destroyed a pirate station how what what recess lectures like I'm a man of peace and science but not today listen I really don't take no no absolutely not give me a turtle horizon or you [ __ ] dot that's I will integrate you without a fight do you'll see and I better see the [ __ ] deal I better see the [ __ ] who knows every time the presidency goes back to me I changed the Secession term from 10 years I'm not coming back just eat me bro I'm tired or pigs dog you done I don't know I scratch it's not integrating and so it begins something about robots creating themselves on lonely plants it's probably funny no that's that is the start of a crisis as far as I recall Jesus Oh time to plan it crack that earth before we can know it has to be owned by a hostile empire all right wait how do I make you know test-fired sorry give it to me give it to me now stop it declare war on you and crack that [ __ ] planet it's commuting get up I drove is prime run I like my stupid little thing is just how are you yeah robots we know don't save the robots yeah man I've seen this before somewhere I wonder where [Music] [ __ ] that's me oh my economy's not doing so good the flood just declared war of the proto friends that doesn't seem right Oh what oh my god they came through your wormhole Scott oh yeah I know Scott oh it's time to unite I was expecting look I know I'm broke but I will help you I have fleets you know I can help you scam oh the great is this come it'll be a lot Saturday fleets too slow I'm still I'm still on the way boss earlier you were literally saying this is why I defend my wormholes they just came I was in the process of it okay Oh too much of a threat Scavo you left me alone your traitor wait listen to the better dogs yes what was what this is really intriguing love save my soul that's it it was nice knowing this galaxy I'm gonna leave goodbye guys the best possible outcomes this leaves me in fo [ __ ] tailgate you better [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ] I hope it starts the nanomachine lake apart I know what happened oh the galaxy realize two things one [ __ ] ring world starts holy [ __ ] they are yeah stupidly good and to actually actually work together against the enemies maybe like when one of them owns half the galaxy and we own nothing in the end the galaxy wasn't the prize the prize was the friendship we found on the way there galaxy III arguably lost a friendship remya through

Channel: Rimmy - Downunder Gaming

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Keywords: Rimmy, Downunder Gaming, Gameplay, Funny Moments, Funny Montage, Memes, Stellaris, Stellaris Free Weekend, Stellaris Federations, Stellaris Multiplayer, Stellaris 40k, Stellaris Halo, Stellaris devouring swarm, zoran the bear, cadian xxth, stellaris megacorp, stellaris gameplay, stellaris update

Id: TAL674hBoCE

Length: 19min 19sec (1159 seconds)

Published: Tue May 12 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/JasonVarhof]

True, it was hilarious

[u/Jankosi]

proto finnic holy roman khaganate

no great Hwan Empire

Shame & slander and proto-indo-european propaganda

[u/xdeltax97]

Gotta love Rimmy