Elden Ring Is An Easy Game

yeah probably do a zero death run i might let my character die a couple times just to you know test out the death mechanics but it'll all be calculated and planned no i'm gonna be taking my time with the game really savor it get all the juice out of her i'm not going to be just beelining and blasting ass all right the lee sin class i guess samurai looks pretty cool jesus this looks miserable gave him the old iron testicle i'm thinking honestly prisoner i think this could be a fun one do i get the headgear like if i choose presenter prisoner do i get that it's like a bdsm big daddy from bioshock a little diving helmet thing okay then we're doing prisoner who's someone that just gets like bullied and abused in media or something trying to think of like the most tortured soul in fiction james corden all right it'll be a james corden play through does james gordon usually have stubble i don't think so he's usually super baby-faced right you're literally just making gordon ramsay [ __ ] yeah jesus christ what a cast of characters this guy eats [ __ ] this lady has sex with corpses and one another again it's just another [ __ ] eater man he made james corden the prisoner this looks like a boss coming up he's a prime big wet corn i'm a genius oh no hit run not looking good i don't know what i just cast there well it took like 30 minutes to set up thanks for your subs that didn't go well scripted death no i'm sure you can kill it if you're good enough oh what was my ski oh it's this one nice easy want to know baby i really do like the headgear to be honest looks like squidward if you got stung in the eye by a bee or something unfortunately for you however you are maidenless uh-oh without guys calling me a virgin i'm just gonna go execute this guy who's just minding his own business holy [ __ ] it's like a golden havel oh god that's all that coming he's not gonna expect this oh you son of a [ __ ] okay he's popping off this is a late game boss you must not have seen any of my other play through souls play-throughs i always do late game bosses as early as possible i get it eventually okay what the [ __ ] soul level one kill coming up hold on we're in a good rhythm right now what oh jesus oh you piece of [ __ ] oh what it took toast a hundred tries to get it soul level one good luck nice right now we're sub 15 i think we'll get there oh there we go was that sub 20 tries i think it was how many tries was that i think it was 19 i think i just barely squeaked it out not bad oh first try oh i thought so yeah i don't know what the [ __ ] i was thinking i was first try james corden does it again baby oh holy [ __ ] is that santa what the [ __ ] is that that guy was pretty tough okay i just feel bad about that maybe i'm the bad guy god damn it but i can't help myself come here this isn't very patriotic sorry eagles that was a cool little song he started blowing sounded like he was about to go into [ __ ] careless whisper or something come on boys holy [ __ ] what class is this prisoner you can tell by this man it's kind of beautiful but you i am afraid are maidens how many people are gonna remind me that i got no hoes i get it i can play the role of maiden oh easy solution i guess turning room what brand of white t-shirt do you wear the moist shirts charlieswhiteshirt.com little alley-oop for a hashtag ad i guess thanks man is that a butthole what the [ __ ] oh no it's just a little tail from software has been afraid of buttholes since bloodborne they put [ __ ] on all the pigs and i think because it came such a meme they just stopped they haven't done it since which is a shame oh let's go it's like the jojo's bizarre adventure mod for uh dark souls 3. sorry guys we kind of [ __ ] him up on my own here let's get this guy come on guys let's get this guy okay sorry i kind of [ __ ] him up with my man i summoned these guys just to do nothing except watch oh we didn't expect that come on get him nice that's cool here let's kill this guy together damn they need a better patrol he didn't even see me he just saw the ghost dogs in the back nice good teamwork what a squad has there ever been a flail in a dark souls game i can't think of any and if there has been then it's been trash i'm sure oh okay just in time for a boss i guess i'm not a boss hey thanks big guy that was sweet what a nice guy he's killed half of the crew here whole platoon's going down oh okay and me i guess oh it does nothing maybe i can get lucky with like a bleed proc or something oh too greedy too gritty let's try the skill on it i could summon my wolves but i'm not a [ __ ] gotcha oh is that a bleed proc up there i'm pretty sure i got him with bleed damn get [ __ ] idiot nice okay all right getting cut by the old one drive luckily i just finished that fight oh i just got a spirit jellyfish jesus what are these things like krampus little helpers god damn pig golems i also see this guy okay i didn't see the other three oh my god there's five these are prime jax rides oh jellyfish let's go it does not like the jellyfish bro this jellyfish kind of going in oh this thing just doesn't do it doesn't have any health oh whoa whoa whoa oh [ __ ] what is it doing this boss is [ __ ] goofy i love it summons really make this pretty easy as you'd expect jellyfish actually doesn't do any damage here but the fact that it even takes aggro for me is super helpful nice and i got more ashes holy [ __ ] probably able to summon an entire spectral army this guy's mad hey get a horse idiot this is probably where the torch would be useful but i can see it okay hey you know what let's do it the way it's meant to be let's get the torch out oh whoa nevermind i couldn't see all that well this guy was just right in front of me the whole time never mind i summoned actual geriatrics okay eight damage huh okay i don't need to worry about them doing too much but they are drawing aggro which is super helpful they're kind of popping off oh boy i actually might take a death here yep there's a lot of enemies in there let's see who i summon i don't really like using summons for bosses but i do just want to see them bleed proc huge uh summoning him made it really easy well also the other guy for some reason never got activated damn shouldn't have summoned him but i don't feel like taking a death either where's the other guy banished to the shadow realm or something already where is he man this guy does so much damage he actually has like a big aoe pull what is that that seems like such a useful spell well i need three some pillsbury oh [ __ ] i'm stuck i'm sorry oh my god oh oh oh god i am so sorry torrent that was just an incredibly executed tactical military maneuver there to be honest they just surrounded me like it was a fight in high school oh god but someone the noble sorcerer haven't used him yet oh my god this guy looks so [ __ ] weak holy [ __ ] i just summoned to senile old man is he good he's just gonna go up there and kill himself or something i bet oh god 11 damage you got me [ __ ] up oh now i'm just getting bullied jesus the whole football team's on him and i'm hitting him now too xqc spent two hours on this boss with or without a summon this guy's cool looking kind of like ancient furry goat thing all right roger let's see if you can solo him don't be afraid man get out there you've got him right where you want him looking good keep it up roger man the heart of a warrior this guy i tell you what it's pretty close fight this is when roger does his best work damn good try no [ __ ] i just saw the tail too i just saw it coming out unlucky yeah i didn't have any heels first try not too bad though i think you can make him jump off the edge i don't think so that seems like something they would have really hard programmed to not happen since he jumps around so much that would be just a crazy oversight man this guy can just combo like mad whoa whoa oh all right he just mixed my [ __ ] up hard here oh the full combo no oh man yeah margaret or marge it's pretty tough [ __ ] this guy's good he's throwing it all the right times the ai's nuts oh i'm done every single throw of his was perfectly timed to right before i locked myself down for the [ __ ] missiles really he's not gonna throw or anything no [ __ ] the last hit play it safe just want to finish it i don't like having to bait out easily punishable attacks but yo what's up that's fine gotcha what yeah no i understand i am probably the best gamer in the world i agree [ __ ] turbo gamer status no we can't have sex right now tiana i know i just killed the boss in like eight tries but jesus christ calm down it's all right yep it was [ __ ] nuts too

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Published: Fri Feb 25 2022