I Beat All Main Bosses | Elden Ring Part 14

hey pre-notification gang coming along great rip um as it started to feel grindy at all or still fun oh still very fun hasn't felt grindy or anything you just got 100 trophies nice good [ __ ] there's a prime kimbo what happened to the interactive map oh here it is thank you some damn boy in the prime daario does this map not work anymore it's not showing oh here we go hmm merc water cave where is that do i need to do the quest line to get the bloody finger hunter yura exit prime canola you trying to kill him yeah i want his katana i'm gonna run a i'm gonna try a goofy katana build but i need his so that way i could put on the blood step bloodhound step so we're gonna do bloodhound step plus cold uchi thinks that who knows yeah i'm thinking we'll switch up the build again arcane weapon arcane scaling webs are bugged and don't scale yeah i understand i know isn't he where you got the raduvia no at least not according to this unless this is wrong let me see yeah everywhere i can see says that it's dropped by yura near the merc water cave which is weird because i've done every boss in limb grave so i don't know how i would miss it exit tier one no bro in tier one broke tradition in the recent raiden and give sub lofty that's the npc that helps you kill the raduvia in pc well that's not good how can i kill him thanks for the [ __ ] butter oh he's got a really long quest as you can see deadly he was just leaning on that leaning on a wall around that area for me and i just killed him i'll look for him then let's see am i going straight into new game plus when you get to that point probably millennia today maybe thanks to the prime real internet dad there's a tier one level jungle and the bits retro wizard so he said he was leaning on a wall around here he's a bit to ginshi oh the other way how long you've been playing this game like 115 hours or something a lot yeah they do take a long time nadia i'm sure i'm certain they're still just looking into it basically some moid in tier one azrael i doubt he's this far back right there's the prime helix thank you some spell brought for me he was where that jellyfish was so can i not get him now because i've already killed the raduvia guy this is a tier one mangalo maybe there's a different quest line somewhere i can't find out where though it just keeps saying to go here for him thanks for the resub straight and jack and heifer hmm if he's if he's not there he might be dead already if you met the guy who took his body check near the south of aguil lake where he first tells you about the dragon for his campsite and the sword should be it should be there that's how it was for me okay i killed lake then this is ag hill lake right pretty sure it is is the recep jonathan in the gift sub django oh it's right below the ruins oh i went the long one this is the resub chronic so this right here or this over here just go this way the first one okay millennia today we'll see oh scary thanks for some casual pleb the resub nanny all right i think the prime hurts in the recent trash about trashables try this step where you go to the south academy gate bridge i did the quest out of order and was able to find his invasion there and subsequently was able to continue his quest line thanks theresa bury south academy gate bridge okay you got a sword it's the long katana no it's not i've already checked multiple times i don't have his uh katana wait what how did i just get it this was literally not here when i started the stream wait what a hundred percent if you go back in the stream it was not there oh i must have okay i must have literally went by it and picked it up okay whatever well we got there in the end yeah that's a [ __ ] mind freak right there all right how many larval tears do i have for respects i think i have a lot yeah i have four okay let's respect and give it a try i think this will be a fun build worth a try at least thanks to the prime alux and the resub cat garbango and yeet god and egghead in the prime suede i think eldon ring is the the best souls game ever made and i don't say that lightly especially with bloodborne but it's just so [ __ ] good he's a tier one seth and the tier one dunny have not beat malachite yet i was gonna respect and try a silly build but i'll wait a minute give everyone a chance to trickle in before doing the new build thanks threesome hippo they give sub dumb and the five gift subs desire i think you desire the resub knock and hume are you going to do millennia after malakith or after completing the story probably after completing the story is a tier one mitch like i said i wanted to save millennia for the actual last boss you should because the last boss is doggy doo doo oh that's no fun i'm sorry to hear that thanks to the resub balls and lucky kev and the five gift subs kasim thank you for that the tier one trash trash banks in the prime vanilla you can't go back after you finish the main boss why i can't just immediately go to millennia in new game plus you see tier one plank and the five gift subs mitch yeah i thought so maybe i'll do her right before the final boss though is it prime cato in tanked i haven't decided yet it's gonna be like one of the last bosses i do though you don't even have to go into new game plus okay then i'll just do it after main boss next resub misplaced in the prime c smash man the bits fruity pebble what are you doing at the moment i'm about to respec we're gonna do a dual katana a katana power stance bloodhound flash step build so we're gonna go cold uchi bloodhound flash on the kaiba and just try and get a little wild i want to wear full dung eater or maybe dung eater prom prom queen so i'm going to try and make it work and see how it goes lose it to you want to eat your greens in the prime kaya and theresa but curseful in the give sub zasher let's ride okay all right i think these are the core stats right is there anything i'm missing thanks the reserve rollin and nova is seppuku any good it's really good i killed the dragon lord using seppuku on the godskin peeler yeah i know some arcane weapons are bugged but i still need 30 arcane for my build strength for the big katana what's the strength requirement for the big katana i only need minimum 18. exit prime drifter so is that everything then thanks to the prime crack nope we're gonna do millennia soon [Music] dudes doing anime build true at 25 faith you can buff strength and defense i am not going to use any faith buffs like zurich soulless more fp oh yeah i'm going to be using a lot of flash stuff we'll bring that up to 20. and then i guess the rest maybe just endurance yeah we're doing we're doing a flash step called uchi build thanks recep jason and geeked out okay we'll just do endurance oh yeah i'm feeling good about this one all right so kaiba plus cold uchi swapped the ash of war on the kaiba to the bloodhound step and we're going full blown anime all right let's see how this feels i'm not going to upgrade it i'm going immediately into a malakith on unupgraded literally plus zero and just see how it goes i also need to switch my talismans around now i need that [Music] maybe just do tanky for now and just see how it goes i don't need this anymore is it 10 gift subs crypto bridges thank you for that man thank you for the generosity that's fine for now i'm pretty optimistic that this is gonna go well i think it's the reset mop top i could go full dung eater here too fp bar is a little low but that should be fine i think that would hit this needs some bleep rocks what an [ __ ] [ __ ] too early we're good haven't gotten a single bleed proc i'm just gonna chip him down with this it's gonna be the most honest kill of all time oops garbage build has nothing to do with the build my weapons are actually plus zero both of them this is just a very basic build there we go [Music] oh that's still hit open i drank the wrong flask i also don't know how that hit exercise ace in the give sub nanny it feels like this will be a good build once i upgrade the weapons from plus zero he's a prime sunny and big o let's go do that why frost on often frost is good he's a prime elmer game is easy on mage build yeah that's why i'm not doing mage builder weapon arts anymore it was just a little too easy took like all the challenge out oh yeah [Music] oh no [ __ ] way what i don't have four smithing stones now i'm gonna have to go buy some be right back oh moonlight great sword build nah i just didn't really like the moonlight great sword it was again something that's like very weapon art dependent from what i experienced i'm trying to get away from using weapon arts because they're pretty [ __ ] strong like the broken ones that is oh snap need more smithing stones god damn it i don't want to bring my uh kaiba up too high yet i think i only need four right because it's plus it should be fine 12 smithing stones per three levels i i just couldn't remember what level i ended that on i think that should be fine though well okay need two more there um still debating if this is worth probably because rivers of blood is the safe bet we'll do this anyway at least get it up a little bit thanks to reset briefs yeah rivers of blood is really nice okay we'll bring the uchi to plus ten and be good is it tier one sad virginity in the bits cdef oh okay and that's fine let's see how this goes i think it'll be all right i can always upgrade more if i need to but i'm not gonna go all in just yet best side quest you've done so far oh ronnie's quest line for sure not even close hmm all right this should this should go much smoother now he's a prime jord no i'll probably do more cd yeah cdef oh play it safe ah [ __ ] what [Music] all right play it slow [ __ ] that step back is so scary got the frost build up nice and the bleed good [ __ ] that felt pretty good i think the tier one simply ort makes the bits team [Music] a speed run of what team alden ring depends on the route these are the bits pegasaurus the cutscenes for this game are amazing they really [ __ ] are i'm letting this one ride even though we've seen it a couple times now there's a mid-coin [ __ ] i saw that coming i just drank that oh that's new [Music] hmm [ __ ] i just saw it too he has so much like little aoe after an attack [ __ ] up damn in the bits carl that attack is nutty that attack is kind of nutty all right maybe i'll go off dunk i'm gonna stay on dung eater prom queen radan armor i think would be better for this fight overall but i'm sticking with this just because i like it i also could change up my talismans to be a bit better but i'm going to let this ride for one more attempt exit prime oh me ooh what an [ __ ] oh that flash step is so nice i forgot that goes backwards [Music] nice we're getting big procs oh i keep forgetting about that oh damn i have to remember that two of his attacks after they land have some kind of big aoe i keep just trying to punish he's a tier one he he too i do think this is gonna be a really cool build though maybe i should upgrade the uh the kaiba as well he's the prime jumbo he's a prime jesus the run well didn't get the flash step off in time happens oh okay pretty bad run so far i'm not gonna lie oh what the [ __ ] he's going nuts [Music] i'm getting hit by everything [Music] this is definitely a dead run but i need to practice anyway i guess we've gotten to phase two every time at least so there's that oh that was gonna be the aoe oh that was the aoe there we no what hit me with that roar thanks to tier one in the prime unkept and suck from the back suck ass from back yeah i might go upgrade the uh kaiba to 10 as well i'm thinking about it like i said rivers of blood is the safer one that's more meta but i do like the flash step a lot i think it's pretty cool very anime-esque got killed by the oh was it the poison that got me it's meta because of its skill oh true yeah i wouldn't even need to upgrade it you're right oh yeah i can just upgrade this for free oh man that was almost a really clean phase one [Music] overall still pretty clean what the [ __ ] was that that was new oh i didn't know there's two hits let's play it safe man my dodges are looking good oh oh i'm out of stamina no i forgot about the aoe wow i just got stunt locked pretty hard there that guy [ __ ] me up clean run though all the way up until that leaves the recent hoodie i'll go upgrade this i'll commit to the build i completely forgot that the rivers of blood doesn't need to be upgraded at all since it's just used for its weapon art so i can splurge a bit on my fun one i know plus 10 is not that high i'm well aware but it's been good enough what level is my [ __ ] right now think i only need six you can buy stone seven and eight now you got the bell from the godskin duo oh that's huge i didn't know that it's a tier one goofy pack [ __ ] let it ride i can bring the uchi all the way up to 25 it looks like i forgot how many huge uh stones i had let it just let's commit to it let's just get crazy let's get real crazy i'll commit to the dung eater prom king build i'm down damn 23. i need smithing stone three frost buildup disappears at phase two so bleed would be better no that's the good new that's the good thing it does bleed as well this is to resub freckles let's get rid of these tiny ones you're down five percent health because of the hug can no one look at buffs anymore you can tell you can literally look at the buffs and see that i'm not down health i don't have that i don't have the hug debuff right now is the prime jesus the prime neon selling them is faster i didn't even think of that oh snap didn't realize i needed two more things the prime for tuskegee uh okay oh we're looking good how many did i need for the 25 i forgot because i have the one for 25 i need 12 to take it up to 20 it's six you need 12 in total for all three okay i need to bust some more uh runes here well that's not wait was that oh it's just smithing stone oh not somber i was wondering what the [ __ ] happened there is a tier one cool boy 25 gives you less damage because of a bug 24 is where it's at you know i've actually read that okay let's see exit 10 gift subs fish cuts i appreciate it there's psycho and the prime kernel and the gift sub beanie boys all right cold uchi 24 then i mean is so 24 is say oh wait i still need two more 24 is safe though oh my god he's a prime brooklyn and rudy 24 safe 25 for sure bugged i'll just i'll just keep it at 23 it doesn't need to go to 24. it's fine [ __ ] it so all right hopefully that's good enough to take this to plus 15. thanks every sub team pb and good guy mitch in the gift sub ellie also before i forget i'm gonna switch up my talismans which one is the less fp where was that does bloodhound step count as a spell i doubt it that might not work hmm yeah maybe this is just optimal i'll take this instead though instead of the health but i could do both though you implied my grandmother might be a [ __ ] the other day and i want an apology man your grandmother really sounds like a [ __ ] she making you say that oh oh my god i bought the wrong one oh it was four things resub c-max and the bits cylinder all right now we're good wait i'm just gonna play it safe just give me as much as i can so much upgrading this build's gonna just [ __ ] blow ass i mean you can't really go wrong with a huge uchi like having a plus 23 uchi is going to be good no matter what i decide to do thanks to prime ypc okay plus 15 is all i want there let's [ __ ] ride i have a good feeling about this the carrion filigree crest reduces the fp of skills it should be in eg's shop okay wait that sounds i'll get it if this still keeps going south let me take a tinkle real quick before i give this another attempt thanks theresa meet superstar i'll be right back uh i'm back these are some cosmo in the gift sub geeky and the prime kelp and give sub gaming helix and resub meet superstar and the tier 136 eagles i'm feeling good about this one finally have some upgraded weapons for the first time a fun build let's get crazy went from dung eater to done maker dung maker really quick true let's go oh [ __ ] what a piece of [ __ ] stop i'm dead oh i got lucky stop i'm out of rhythm there oh i didn't think he could hit me through that wall okay this guy's kind of popping off right now let me readjust recount recalibrate i saw that coming too and i just couldn't dodge at the time remarkable timing just reset back to neutral oh [ __ ] that mix-up close oh he got me through the wall damn that was a bad run right there i got so out of rhythm there and he punished me hard your tier one tiger [ __ ] he's a prime zombie cat and cap there's a prime drift yeah his second phase kind of goes nuts there's the prime ginso oh why well that's the wrong flask why and he is [ __ ] me up right now spamming okay let's play slow oh my god oh [Music] [ __ ] i didn't know three oh my god i didn't know three was coming what is happening i'm falling apart every time i uh flash step i'm just a teeny bit out of range to punish maybe just roll on phase two because i am just a barely too far for some reason i'm not spawning with full health these are prime blitz and moth they give sub jokey committed a little hard there okay i'm getting i am getting absolutely slapped right there there's a pretty clean run for a minute let's step back it's nasty [Music] dodging is looking real good right now oh and that's where that is damn up gotcha [ __ ] yeah easy boss easy game [ __ ] eater master let's go shitlord prom queen this build's nice this feels good i saw the rivers of blood cold uchi build that thank him was running and i thought it'd be more fun with the bloodhound step so i got that kaiba katana to put that ash of war on it feels really nice and the cut scenes look better now mikey tier one easy pete in the prime roden fairchild and the resub noah is unbound whoa and the lands between us shrouded by death's dark fate at the flames farewell it is then okay bye-bye you'll be elden lord yet true millennia like i said that's gonna be the last boss we do i'm trying to savor that one she's apparently the hardest in all of souls exit 5 gift subs real deal the tier one bungus and prime captain hole nope i don't use summons for bosses so no i didn't use summons on malachith is a tier one timmy in the resub laxman except radon yeah that's the only one radon is on a whole different level man redone unironically is the hardest boss i've ever fought in a video game [ __ ] crazy uh i guess we can just do more decks i don't think more vigor is gonna be worth it an extra 53 hp we'll just do more decks vigor scales well scales while to 60 is 60 the hard cap i thought hardcap was 50. there's a prime kiwi minus in the resub jeff it is 60 okay so off to 60 hard 99 wow and this goes deep then okay um 53 hp or an extra six damage i don't know it's worth yeah we'll just do it we'll just we can't go wrong here so i don't have to think too hard where's this go there boss down here no just goes to the sewer it's just for dung eater if you missed it ah gotcha i am dung eater there's there's a rhyme out i could do full dung eater i think because my loads pretty low nope i'm wrong full dung eaters just a little much what if we did this damn is there some butters the plus two or three favors here oh i want to get that it's like off a cliff on a branch right i thought i remembered seeing it somewhere on the interactive map when is moist critical gaming making a rocket league team hey have some respect swine it's moist esports and don't worry we've got some crazy [ __ ] cooking up in that department hopefully there's a resub grant really desire that's crazy thanks to tier one dead rose okay where's that urgery favor i thought i knew where i was clearly not what the [ __ ] is that erg tree favor oh also this weekend we have collision cola goblin light and aaron are all competing at collision this weekend so we got a big weekend ahead of us this is the prime dookie where the water was yeah i don't remember where that is now not everything's in [ __ ] ruin is the prime chiz in the resub austin it's near the entrance to the lift to the snow place on the tree branch near the two tree spirits these are some ocean man sun meeks and the prime and barrow okay how about this uh i can just fat oh no i can't the prime perm thank you sub mencito and the prime maku [Music] go to the forbidden land grace and work backwards it's over here right so i'm going in the opposite direction this is it is okay okay okay i guess i have to go up first thanks you two give subs in barrel and the prime maku and the resubtraction hey tease i hope you're doing well maybe i'll bring the uh kaiba katana up to 23 as well because i'm i'm pretty committed to this build there's the prime move top oh mutable is this a boss i knew you'd come oh man to stand before the elden ring to become elden lord not you sean bean state of affairs i commend your spirit but alas none shall take the throne queen america has high hopes for us that we continue to struggle whoa okay these spells are kind of kind of crazy holy [ __ ] oh oh my god thank you tan lear and the resub fumo yeah he [ __ ] machine guns those spells here i come oh what the [ __ ] play it safe god damn oh no he didn't die first oh that's so sad i thought i had that i [ __ ] risked it all out there i put my whole [ __ ] meat on the poker table there damn i thought i had it thanks recent crest whoa what the [ __ ] was that holy [ __ ] i'm just panic rolling [Music] so when does that [ __ ] explode because now i know that it explodes oh okay exit tier one walking dead yeah i see so when it takes a certain amount of damage it just blows up i thought it was like a timed thing why damn it am i pivoted tier 1 south sleet yeah i beat mount yeah this guy's [ __ ] me up man i've had him down to like last attack three times but that little shield he puts up that blows up that's that's given me the business a few times let's play it slow don't do it got it that time that's so sad again those swords come out quick that's quite the combo it's your one laventum jesus i can't see oh don't do it jesus christ play it safe i need those swords to go there we are okay he killed himself i don't know why he came in man got a melee range to hit me with his stick this [ __ ] staff beating me not even you a man nice recent stark in the bits astro the prime qualities in the resub supernova this is still the wrong way i don't know how to get to the erg3 plus two if i fast travel back to the cathedral the forsaken can i go from there do i have to backtrack things the resub be new in the prime card carteret okay you need to start from the lift and work your way back along the bridge and i just won't go back it's not a big deal what i will do though is bring this to plus 23. i do like this build quite a bit it's a lot of fun so let me bring this to 23. thanks recent gamer quality oh just missed things that give some senpai and sojourn go back to ronnie's rise and talk to her doll again okay why oh is it for that ending if you got moonlight you're good okay yeah i have moonlight so am i gonna get ronnie's ending because i have moonlight you can choose it cool all right we'll do ronnie's all right here i come this is a tier one verse oh wait it's the capital kill the final boss don't do anything just find her summon sign thank you tier one mike all right do i want to grab this i don't want to take any chances of locking myself out of ronnie's ending okay okay do i want to fight this boss now you won't lock yourself out okay i hope not i do want to see ronnie's ending everyone's really excited about it hey what's going on it's been a long while morocco oh yeah he's super dead yeah [ __ ] him up gabriel tarnished warrior spurned by this game be assured the elden ring resteth close at hand who's the prime good name alas i am man this guy's even got a jojo stand all right welcome back time to send you back to the shadow realm i guess to be granted audience once [Music] man my character really does look like a prolapsed rectum with hemorrhoids such a cool character dung eater armors best here i come and i'm the new elden lord i'm giving this man the slip up there i go and yep up whoa what the [ __ ] was that oh [ __ ] wait yeah i saw it coming i was uh i was too low on stamina and fp yikes exercise bad cube and massdemo and the prime lemon face not a bad first attempt i wish i could go full dung eater but i have to keep this little night gown on it's like the best defensive armor i can wear and still stay medium even though i don't really need to be medium since i'm using flash step we're going full dung eater we're doing it for the boy here i come oh come back oh [ __ ] heavy roll forgot hold on reset [Music] i can't i actually just can't see right now here i come [ __ ] oh the lag oh [Music] i can't move [ __ ] run it back i think it's the prime soldier yeah this guy's using a lot of the ground slams flash stops putting me a little out of range but i'm gonna stay heavy rolling because i think i can do it just flash stepping i'm coming apparently you can jump his slams oh [Music] play it slow oh i went too far reset oh god too early oh wait that's it i thought he had the a huge aoe oh that's that's the one i thought he was going to use i'm out of fp so we're just going to heavy roll come on thanks damn it reset back to neutral hope i'm still hit all right phase two let's see it oh my good god serage oh he's [ __ ] up he's a bad guy i've given thee courtesy enough damn what a weird alias give yourself a cool name like ass pounder i don't know man something cool oh [ __ ] oh what dammit i'm stunned [Music] i can't i can't see super sad all right we're just going to go back to medium i at least need a one good roll in here let's resub sumai and nep back to medium i think series sub coinbase and the resub as rail yeah i'll try jumping the shockwave this time i didn't try it heavy equipment load i'll try it medium here i come [ __ ] i didn't mean to go backwards uh tilted [Music] much cleaner nice oh let me get the full damage off i just shove it down his throat come on [Music] scary why did he go in play safe oh no bad roll [Music] reset back to neutral [Music] okay there we go oh [Music] [ __ ] close okay oh my god the mix-ups [ __ ] [Music] [Music] uh damn it that huge [ __ ] kick is so fast don't do it i'm healing [Music] out of fp in his face without stupid gotcha we traded hey that's dung eater for you baby the true elden lord yeah yeah that's the [ __ ] boy what a hero this is like a biblically accurate angel this resub kaze branch and the prime genghis okay so for ronnie's randy's ending what now he's a tier one nora he said kill him and don't do anything so i'm not gonna touch the grace oh that wasn't the final boss oh okay that'll touch the grace things theresa brewery about yeah i'm going to fight melania after i want to get randy's ending and then fight melania thanks three sub kibbles thanks to the prime burns after last boss summon the blue sign on the floor okay so touch golden light let it ride okay things arisa here we go and the tier one towering dragon i was going on it's like a cool little smile in the air using tier one anime the prime resistor and the prime stew in the prime holiest mackerel and the resub chris nice orange hair always reminds me of nigel thornberry gives me some grubby oh didn't expect that [Music] damn oh i can't see slow it down i thought that was going to do a second explosion jesus not again we'll see oh anytime he did do the second explosion yikes [ __ ] it look there's an invisible wall i'm running into [Music] yikes bad rolls he's gotta [ __ ] me up [Music] oh that's the last flask oh time to go hitless almost i was feeling i need to give some grimes in the recent arrow first try not bad though almost got him first try i know there's definitely another phase after this though there's no way it'd just be one phase here quick text message actually give me a second i'm going to take a tinkle as well i'll be right back give me one sec uh so no i'm back oh one second thanks recent deranged so [Music] okay now i'm back exit tier one chill cheese dog and the tier one coco kid in the resub or the gif sub and the recent honey bones oh nice dinglebank exit prime jimmy and mamba i didn't know that i didn't do all the quests though so that would make sense thanks to the prime and nordics [ __ ] got a little carried away on damage there yep [Music] oh unlucky play it safe i'm in a good rhythm here with these attacks oh okay forgot about that one damn that lingers [Music] yikes popping off now [Music] that's so sad [ __ ] i did it again oh too slow play it safe [Music] too soon [Music] ah [Music] don't do it oh [ __ ] got lucky all right looking good looking good okay way too early no just let me see phase two i'm [ __ ] up i had such a clean run up until this point too uh okay let's see phase two i used all of my flasks to get here unfortunately that was pretty [ __ ] sloppy that's only my second try too so at least we got through that and only two uh one death that's pretty clean that's not bad there's a prime portal in tier one chromatic in the prime jaguar and there's some syrup and danny bye ride a gun hope you like running a marathon oh that doesn't sound fun he's a prime colton god that thing is pretty holy [ __ ] makes the [ __ ] blake oh god [Music] all right all right if i had some flasks i'd be feeling pretty good right now too early oh we're good though those iframes are naughty okay still alive that have been pretty cool that was only my second attempt too that's not bad all right we're getting the hang of it i am using bloodhound stuff 100k runes gone i couldn't really do anything with them anyway can't level up and if i need runes i'll just pop them at the round table what an [ __ ] what oh just play it safe [ __ ] still hit i need to go towards on that i keep going away [Music] taking a lot of unnecessary damage up good [ __ ] wasting all my flasks on him again it's that teleport oh that hit from behind damn it i'm stuck just actually i well i couldn't move couldn't roll couldn't do anything okay well at least we got there with some flasks and by some i mean one exit tier one sanguina and the resub dealer in prime valerie i'm stuck okay i see what's going on i'm stuck oh god i need to stay locked on i actually can't track him here what the [ __ ] is happening here he's activating a halo ring oh is he [Music] too early yep oh damn you get some al bezel and the resub mimic this took you three hours i mean it's not easy yeah i'm gonna need a few more flasks for that i need to stop wasting them on phase one i just keep taking so many unnecessary hits from his teleport [ __ ] oh play it safe oh my god why [ __ ] tried to punish too hard [Music] wasted two flasks because of that uh [ __ ] teleport man oh my god i'm still in range oh [Music] oh you popping off i'm out of fp i was gonna try and save whoops i had to waste two more down to four flasks [Music] that teleport makes me so [ __ ] sad yeah i don't think i'll get it here phase two i'm just not gonna have enough [ __ ] too early yep oh my god i'm gonna have to use another [ __ ] flask oh okay we're gonna go down to one flask again for him what a shame zero flasks actually [ __ ] crazy things recep anthony always at the end you just start spamming that teleport it's just rough i'm stuck inside yeah yikes yeah this locking on during this one is not the move but then i can't see when he's doing like the sword attack because he's too big [ __ ] the two gift subs jayco yeah maybe i'll have to switch off the dung eater and just go full holy resist looks like this is gonna be the move the crucible do i not have full crucible i'm actually medium load with this two dung eater parts and then two crucible knights this looks pretty [ __ ] cool actually it's almost thematic too like the little puckered anuses all over them it's the same hue as the top oh my god oh my god i'm so [ __ ] tilted yikes already gonna have to use a flask two flasks at least what a disaster of a run yikes i can't see got lucky with the timing though [ __ ] teleport's already coming in uh i hate it i hate that [ __ ] move oh i couldn't get behind him in time could have been a huge punish i'm out of fps [ __ ] well at least i'll have a few flasks to play maybe maybe not okay i'll have a few flasks to play with oh my god what the [ __ ] [Music] okay just let it ride at least i'll have two flasks to play with [Music] exit tier one gauge and there's jerry james and the prime zer that [ __ ] teleport is so silly that aoe on it is nuts i'm gonna play it slow we're gonna go no lock on here okay can't see okay such an awkward boss lock-ons too extreme but not locking on is not extreme enough thanks theresa julio oh no damn i didn't realize i was out of fp damn [Music] whoops is this the final boss it is unlucky if i could stop taking unnecessary damage on phase one this would be so free i think it's just the end of phase one the guy just goes nuts so much teleporting that was a cool move oh my oh oh this is already a terrible run see if i can bring it back well i forgot that i'm supposed to go in on that one there's a teleport coming out ah [Music] oh my god the combo the teleport [Music] oh that hit oh i'm taking so much damage for free [Music] wait i just noticed out of fp play it safe oh here it goes it's wasting all the flasks [ __ ] i thought i could get a punishing i'm just gonna absolutely throw again never mind we still got some flasks four is pretty good i can make that work there's three sub uprig in the prime matte and tier one jewelry the resub horse [ __ ] and the tin give subs barry thank you barry i appreciate the generosity man i'm gonna do this one all locked on no [ __ ] way i can't believe that hit i really thought i timed that correctly what's up dude not a great run but we're still in it oh thanks recent undead [Music] oh holy [ __ ] that lasts a long time [Music] thanks there's some gummy worms [Music] and the five gift subs mcbutters thank you man so just play it safe what in the [ __ ] is happening there well oh my god they're still chasing what in the [ __ ] is happening how are they still chasing okay there goes my last flask also pretty much out of fp oh i forgot i'm out of flasks it's fine i got lucky oh this guy really does run away a lot yep yeah i saw that coming that was too slow i was too used to doing that with the uh bloodhound step you can jump those oh can you i'm gonna give myself one more flask actually let me see if i have not enough for one more so let's allocate one extra oh that's most here's a tier one doogies in the resub rove and ocelot i almost had him on that one that was a pretty good run oh i also forgot to get the uh i need to go get the talisman that lowers the cost of my skills [Music] okay it doesn't feel like fighting i can't believe that hit i'm sad again maybe i do need to run away from that one instead of towards oh god scary that teleport man still hit man that hits every time behind him oh i didn't think i was still in range oh unlucky oh my god i'm so tilted i actually just died on phase one yikes [ __ ] yikes exit prime cj the resub googie and mcstenky and the prime albus damn go get that talisman i'll get it after this attempt i do need it though that way i don't have to keep cerulean tear flasking things recent scene in oh my god i'm actually just getting blasted on phase one now oh what the [ __ ] oh here comes wasted i i don't know how to dodge that when he uses that attack i guarantee take damage i'm actually just losing on phase one now this is so embarrassing oh play it safe going there with five would be good that attack man i don't know where to go i don't know how to dodge it all right four might be enough we'll see he's a prime noah in the tier one prey oh my god the [ __ ] lock on stop scary very scary i hate that attack that hit damn it i already had to waste one and he's immediately running jesus christ here i come [Music] he's a prime helicopter oh oh my god i haven't seen that before that was sad things that prime co-op co-option i'm gonna go get that talisman before i forget why bother with the lock on because not locking on doesn't do much because then i can't see half of his attacks i already tried it a couple times without lock on it seems like a boss that would be better without it but he's too big to see some of the attacks without lock on things you prime drunken whale and cheek clapper there's some coin so what are they so these are like fade okay all right what don't i need uh physical damage is kind of worthless here i'm not really getting hit by physical damage okay that'll be helpful that's good is it attempt number 10 yeah it sounds about right i was supposed to be a heavy load if i do that can't take that off um is it tier one obaru no this also that would also put me a heavy load jesus okay yeah we're gonna stay like this this will be fine i think let it ride all right wait where was this boss is it the has to be the elden throne he's a tier one shadow gaming and the resub damon oh yeah i can reallocate a flask now since i have that new talisman i'm not gonna part you know what [ __ ] it i will pop an arc rune let's get crazy i have a lot of them i'm down to get a little goofy i'm gonna rip a little ass for good luck there we go oh i didn't think that would hit damn [ __ ] lucky what in the [ __ ] man i'm just taking so many free hits now [Music] what a waste on phase one two holy [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] still hit here comes the teleport spam [ __ ] too early oh yeah [Music] okay five might be enough i guess i don't know we'll [ __ ] see all right all right okay good start i think it's resub xander here i come immediately runs away when i get here yeah this boss [ __ ] sucks oh and this move oh my god i'm the chosen one he just keeps running [Music] ah i'm coming does this move ever stop holy [ __ ] that's new oh here i come he's gonna [ __ ] teleport when i get here i already know it [Music] move why am i going into him at least stop locking on this boss [ __ ] sucks jesus christ he just keeps running i'm here immediately runs oh my god that has actually been like the last 10 minutes of this [ __ ] fight [Music] huh gotcha let's go get the [ __ ] out that boss actually sucked the last boss was the worst one he just kept running but we did it easy game and we still have all of those little puckered buttholes on our armor how many tries was that ninth try no i think it was like 11. 12. it was the 12th try hey that's not bad all things considered that's not bad all right so now i touch this blue sign to summon randy right okay give me one second hold on i'll be right back hold your horses thanks recent godzilla gaming and you okay uh i'm back there's a tier one moles in the prime the yorkie and the resub arm and mold lex all right so summon randy and we are good things three sub eggnog and the prime super nolan the rune arc helped the rune arc was very helpful yeah they do the five gift subs compton i should have taken the helmet off to show james corden's beautiful face damn yeah sorry ranny oh shame i keep forgetting i'm playing as james corden the malnourished the battle is over i see you did great we made such a good team um wow a trophy for the mantle i do solemnly swear that i'm up to no good to every living being it's a harry potter reference i've seen the movies now come at the age of the stars a thousand year voyage under the wisdom of the moon [ __ ] that's cool it's like moonfall into fear doubt and loneliness as the path stretcheth into darkness i was up ever heard of carpool karaoke then shall we yeah let's ride my fair consort eternal she's gonna touch poopy hands ew yucky god that was so [ __ ] good oh that was so [ __ ] good oh my god oh my god absolute amazing game genuine masterpiece not only the best souls game but quite possibly like just one of the best games if this just didn't have any performance issues this would have been 10 out of 10s across the board everywhere so good so [ __ ] good yeah i still have melania but this is the main story that we just finished no it's better than dark souls 3 and i don't see that lightly i even put it above bloodborne which is one of my favorite games of all time oh it's so good [Music] exit 10 gift subs don good to see you man thanks to resub nip and sadism and pizza thank you for the gift subs done [Music] makes the prime page i feel like you're exaggerating a bit no not at all man this game had so much content i didn't even do everything i have like 120 hours in the game and i still haven't done everything and there's still new game plus and still a million different builds to try the replayability is off the charts in the game is absolutely massive and it's beautiful the boss design in this game is the best in the series every boss played like nameless king so it was a challenge or it could be easy if you wanted to use summons i guess minus the last yeah the last one was terrible last boss was [ __ ] terrible exit five give subs tease thank you ma'am if i give the five gift subs ryan thank you man [Music] the prime pigeon the sub hector i don't know if bloodborne has necessarily the best overall bosses but since there's not as many there's a lot of like really fine-tuned amazing bosses bloodborne had its fair share of stinkers i think how many bosses were total excluding chalice dungeons i think it was like 18 bosses i can't remember now but then you had celestial emissary you had um one reborn you had uh dark beast parl what are the other dog [ __ ] bosses in there um mikalash living failure i can't remember the other really shitty ones oh yeah the witch of him lock so like if you just go by pure numbers bloodborne had significantly more shitty bosses than elden ring elden ring had a lot of repeat bosses but for mainline there was only like three or four stinkers that i could think of out of 83 total bosses [Music] oh and rum so seven shitty blood-borne bosses [Music] thanks zurich beam and ruthie and the resubti manster no i'm doing millennia next melania i wanted to save for last because she's apparently the hardest ever so i'm super excited about it i wanted it to be the last boss we do top three stinkiest bosses in elden ring uh the elden beast was trash the final boss was [ __ ] horrible the phase one wasn't bad i actually thought that was a cool boss but like the running away giant [ __ ] beast that was awful the tree spirit that they kept using a million times was awful um was there any other big stinkers oh the watchdogs true godskin duo is just bad design they take two good bosses that weren't necessarily hard on their own and put them together and it's just frustrating god skin duo is just lazy bad design the bosses themselves aren't bad on their own gargoyles is the same thing gargoyles are cool on their own but when you put them together it's just lazy the difficulty is just arbitrary because oh now there's two of them good luck it's like yeah it's not very creative you just put more of them in there you could make an impossible boss by having three [ __ ] radons in a small arena doesn't mean it's a good boss [Music] on their own i thought all of them individually were fine it's just those duos were stupid mariner's supposed to be bad i think he's supposed to be this game's pinwheel so i'm not mad about uh mariner he i literally think he was supposed to be pinwheel the dragons all true the dragons were super boring except for the big ones like the the lich dragon from the thea quest line the other dragons were the same move set ad nauseum with a huge health pool yeah they were pretty boring and dragon lord was amazing dragon lord was amazing lich dragon was amazing but yeah all the other like smaller dragons this throughout the world were super lame placidus is dragon lord right that's what i'm talking about he's [ __ ] awesome [Music] exit tier one the rodeo you fight bloodlord moog i fought every single boss in the game except millenia right now at least i'm pretty sure i fought every single one except melania i checked earlier and i don't think i missed any so melania is the last boss i haven't done how did you kill the invisible assassin boss i used blasphemous blade and it like the weapon art had such a big hitbox it kept knocking him down faith builds in this game are kind of busted for pve like knight in flame blast was blade to a smaller degree but they're pretty busted it makes it easy mode if you don't want to use summons it's like the next less embarrassing thing things the resub thick in the gifts of explosive okay so obviously say no here and we've got melania baby thanks the resub steppy in the prime assailant oh silent sheesh i just get a bunch of these just in case i want to switch builds all right so where's melanie at let's give her a whirl i know she's somewhere over here right the last boss weapon is busted is it ace of five gift subs the rodeo thank you ben hailing tree i don't remember where that is where's the hailing tree great lift and use the okay no not the great lift oh i where the [ __ ] was the other lift i only remember this one tell me an area holy lord in the snow thanks that's easy you don't have the special medallion do you yeah i do i already picked up both pieces i did that on stream got the second one by accident wrong medallion what it doesn't just default to using the right one oh god damn it he's a prime finra and the prime cower he doesn't have the second one it's crazy how people just caps locks keep saying that when they're wrong chat was telling me i got both pieces where is it and then key items hailing tree left no maybe i don't have right what's that wrong what was the second one you literally have the health reducing item in your inventory my man this is the radiant version this is just a freebie from the quest line where is it jesus christ there we go you need to just learn to look at buffs you can see that there is no health debuff it's in castle soul which one of those which one's castle's soul did you get the medallion from nile yeah i think so right didn't i thanks arisa brina it's at southwest limb grave the village of the albarinet what people are saying castle seoul i'm just gonna look it up this is chad's saying like five different places you can't move okay so i have the left one right so i need right yeah that's when you'd write so it's not the one at castle soul the village of the albanorex site of grace west of the luria of lakes the [ __ ] was the did i ever go there let's see where is it now it's down this is like right over in here he's a tier one eater of nuggets in the resub ocean the prime fanta and soap okay so i need to go under you don't go there from above the village oh wait how do i i have to go back to the tutorial area to access that okay to get there i go to the four belfries right and then i take the portal no the tower above it from the lake no you were good jesus christ so many different [ __ ] ends okay go from the water so like from here and come at it things give some unshifted in the prime bears okay and i'll come here and go at it that way it'll be faster there's a prime spider have you heard about the dung eater ending no i was gonna do the full dung eater quest line but i decided to just kill him and get the armor stinky armor what's this what are the crabs worshiping just smithing stone i'm gonna watch the other endings probably get the other endings man i'm gonna do new game plus and everything needs to be subplot you lose your bearings in new game plus well yeah i expect it as much find the pot up the hill okay like is it a big pot man or is it just like a normal pot oh he's it's just a normal pot back here things are just sub the rodeo it's up on the hill oh please don't feel me i haven't a clue no secrets lie with me not a one no please leave me be wait then you're not one of them well [Music] oh jesus don't do it don't do it don't do it hey don't do it don't do it [ __ ] as you can see i can't i can't let him die oh hi and okay as you can see we're finished the whole village is finished the cosmonauts have destroyed everything no one that remains has their wits about [Music] all right then please give it to her a chosen land awaits us albinorics the medallion there's a boss across the stone bridge here cherokee treasure for we who cannot make the journey but for dear latina thanks to recent achilles it is needed to fulfill our power is it a repeat boss or like an actual boss oh come on man repeat and whatever i'm already here i'll kill it woman killer oh jesus oh my god i'm just unlocked hard the dogs are scary i'll just fight in the fire that is just a repeat boss all right time for millennia anxiety sub jflo psycho and jimmy go to the round table oh why there's a two to three hour zone before you get to her oh jesus okay no i'm not going is it's your one kinton yep i killed moog lord of blood he's a bit sweet stuff kind of already did sweet stuff with that giant elden beast i'm not gonna be able to get 10 attempts on her tonight because i have to head out here in about 20 minutes unfortunately i've got to get up early so i'm going to bed pretty early i just want to get to her tonight plus it's going to take multiple hours i'm sure it took dank in like 10 hours and he had a much stronger build than i do so it'll be like a full stream of me trying to beat melania i imagine is it even possible to reach moog before this section what do you mean of course it is just the right way yeah i don't use summons on bosses whoa you haven't killed the second mode why do people say blatantly wrong things with so much confidence i've killed both moogs the sewer moog and lord of blood i haven't missed any so just straight north oh oh whoa there will be a map fragment on the way i'll keep thanks theresa luca baloney oh i thought that was a grace straight north here i come check the map yeah i mean i'm getting close to it they said it's on the way so i don't think i'll miss it here i'll even set a waypoint [ __ ] it i think it's a prime chicken salad is mullany the only boss in this zone no is she the only unique boss in this zone because that means i must have missed some oh loretta a tree spirit the real loretta okay there's a boss fighter oh no that's i thought it was a fog wall i was ready to go in there and get that in one try was this in evergale no did the grace first [ __ ] is the grace is it outside of this village locked by goblin i i know i saw i'm looking for the grace you walked pi when did i walk by it when i was looking at chat where oh here there's a recent hazard uh oh okay are these far away i really hope not you have to light the four statues in the evergl so it's not locked by that let's see i didn't even try to go in okay i thought this locked it let's go all right where the [ __ ] are these little goblins let's reset the lights what a speed run oh they're not goblins i'm looking for oh imagine these guys are immune to frost i live in the snow hmm i mean this is one of the towers there's no ladder okay oh my god you have to go up it's the same as celia i don't really i don't remember sally's layout yep oh is there an invisible guy following me what a move i'm looking for yellow light so those not goblins not at the top of towers all right the other three are on towers gotcha he's the prime elite lethal and buster and the prime echo there's one over there and the last one over there please let me down is it prime toxic things a bit sneezing uh i guess you have to stay up there what is there no way oh [ __ ] i figured there'd be like that's not good i figured there'd be like a ladder like the last one there is then why are people mad that i went down he's a prime mozambique is there like a zip line to go from there over to there because i doubt it see the ladder over there okay it's got to be going this way behind the trees on the left i i can literally see it up there so why don't i just go across these roof tops okay i'll go all the way over here i guess oh there is just a ladder on the back so much for rooftops i guess it's not like i could see this ladder from that [ __ ] tower like there's i literally couldn't see that from that tower it is actually impossible holy lord just because you watched your favorite streamer already do this doesn't mean that i somehow have that information to me it looked like i needed to go across these rooftops to make it up here yeah oh jesus is there a ladder over here no it doesn't look like there's a ladder for this one it's off to go across maybe oh i don't think there's a ladder on this whole side here he's a tier one lagging larry so that's what i actually use rooftops i'm not gonna get [ __ ] yelled at for trying to go across rooftops instead of just finding the ladder behind the building how many points into vigor uh i think 49. once i hit the bare minimum for the [ __ ] i wanted i just put it all into bigger he's still here hey thanks for the fat raid leona hope you had a great stream oh that's unlucky thanks a recent think they stay lit nice things that resub ness i keep forgetting there's no water in there that's the third time i've done that i don't [ __ ] to even die with an hp bar this big i mean why are people so whiny people were whining that i was doing the game at 25 figure and i just poured it in here for the sake of just nothing else to do with the points still whiny most things still two-shot jesus i'm coming what armor is that the crucible knight and dung eater so how far away is it from here is it close or not really very far oh my god jesus all right i might just go to bed then i don't want to stay up too late and be tired tomorrow we'll hit it early tomorrow blast through melania i'll probably get it in the first three or four tries oh all right calling it an early night then thanks everyone for tuning in david who donated big thank you new subs welcome aboard sub means a lot so thanks for subbing appreciate the generosity and i will see you all tomorrow thanks to the resubminar i'll throw you to oh wait is this accurate goblin streaming tonight a rare goblin stream i'll toss you over there he's the prime sparks and the recep grammy next year everyone see you tomorrow [Music] you

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