Hello everyone, and welcome...
to Hell. Today, I have the utmost pleasure of showcasing a complete overhaul of Halo 1. Designed with the explicit intent of being so unfathomably cursed, that it can be used as final proof that we are indeed living in the darkest timeline. So let's just get straight to it. I bet you're all probably wondering about this background here. I do tend to do silly stuff with green screens after all but this... this is not a special effect. This one is real. Welcome to Sidewinder. "Double kill" Of course, this is only tip of the iceberg. This mod has an absurd amount of content: with more than 15 playable maps coming in at over a gigabyte in size. ...but I'm getting ahead of myself here, so let's just roll it back and start at the beginning. This is where it all started: The M6R Reverse Throwing Pistol Simple. Elegant. and unbelievably... USELESS. About a month ago, I had this idea and I posted it on Twitter. At the time, I wasn't planning to make a full mod or anything, it was just something interesting that I wanted to try... and well uhh... had a little too much fun with it. So here we are! "ow" So, of course, next came this... rather unfortunate sniper rifle... So you know, apparently this happens to one in every four snipers... Who would've thought... that... you know, that's rough man. Even the scope on this thing is rather... impotent. Do you guys remember snarks? Because I fucking love snarks. So how about the shotgun? What could I have possibly done to ruin the absolutely wonderful Halo 1 shotgun? Well, the shotgun isn't actually in the mod anymore, because it's been replaced with a blunderbuss. Yeah, I'm going to hell for animating that... Now this blunderbuss is quite the weapon. It fires an absurd number of projectiles and has rather substantial recoil at both ends. *suffering* And so naturally, you can blunderbuss jump. Bu- Blunder jump? Blunder jump. Yesssss. Next up we have the rocket launcher. I don't I don't really need to say anything. It's pretty obvious What- what kind of unforgivable sin I have committed? "Double kill!" Basically, just- you better get good at 180 quickscopes because... Yeah. "God dammit!" Next up we have the Plasma Pistol. Which I'm going to show you... when it finishes charging... ...eventually... I guess while it's charging umm... we could talk about this Banshee. It's uh- it's flapping... it's a flappy Banshee... I guess I don't really have much to say about it, it's just kind of that's what it is... Oh- oh- oh- ohh...(Hiroshima) Uhhh... moving on! "Come get some!" "Damn, I'm good" "Ouu, that's gotta hurt." Hail to the king, baby! "Die, you son of a bitch!" "Game over"
"Piece of cake!" Now as you can see here we have a "completely normal, unmodified" Warthog, and this is a completely normal Warthog Sedan. It has four seats to this room for the whole family! This vehicle is the absolute perfect choice for the family oriented space marine. and this... is the Warthog Limo It's um... It's an abomination, and it should be burned in a fire. Now I know you guys are curious: "is the six-seater Warthog limo the longest possible Warthog in Halo's engine?" Well, I don't really know... I was going to make it even longer... but I could feel my soul being torn apart with every seat added to that monstrosity... But if you guys want to find out let me know. I can do a follow-up video on that topic. Alright, so what's next? No, no, that's that's too silly. What is this? A Warthog for ants? Get out of here! Come on, there's got to be some more content around here somewhere. Oh- of course, I know All right guys, here. It is the flamethrower! Post your best guess in the comments about what you think it's gonna do. Don't cheat though, because... I̷̫͓̮͉͖͔̺̦̭͎͚͎͈̋̓̅̐̈́̊̎́̓̄̒͝'̷̛̮̪͎͎̭̻̗̩̃̆̓̎̕͠l̶̡̢̨̢̛͚̞̘̗̟̝͙͕̋̊̑̕͘̚͝ͅl̵̳͕͕͕̞̝͒͂̊̚ ̸̨͎̙̙̍͂̀̌̇͂̿͗̋͜͝ͅk̴̙̰̹̙̻̫͍̩̲̥̐̐̀͑ͅn̴̢̟͎͓̞̩͙̮̭̦̳̭̬̈́̈́͊ợ̶̡͚̹̼͍̮̝̜̗͚̣̥̀̆̋͒w̸̨̛̹͙̘͕͈̳̘̥̲̺͍̱ ̷͙͌̄́̍̆̀͌̔̾̕̚͝͠ẁ̶̮̩̅͛͌̽̌͆́̐́͋͛͝ḩ̷̙͎͍̞̥͉̟͙͛̈̇̚͜a̶̡̧̨̮̲̺͔̲̺͎͇̰̥͓͗̆̎̓ẗ̵̝̟́̚ ̴̡̲̟̗̳͇̥̟͙͍̠̗͗̂̉͑̈̆̒̕̕͘y̴̡̧͇̫͍̥̅̈̄͌͛̉̄̈̾̓͝͝ȏ̵̡̺̗̀͊̓̓ͅu̸̢̧̡̹̝̟̩͓̥̜̭̲̥̯̒̀̊͑̑̄͆̿̕̕ ̸̢̠͕̼̈́͆̀̆͂̉̈͛͘ͅd̵̡̨̠̼̺̪͍͙͓͙̞̤̭͐̈́̚͜͝ͅơ̶͕͚̬͕̰͙̳͉͇̆͂̌̎̆͑͂̒̅͑͊̊͜͠ All right, here we go- Wait a second, actually! I just realized it's time for a word from our sponsors! Oh man, I am really low on health and I am craving a delicious beverage It sure would be great if someone wanted a bottle of NAU into the game. Oh wow, would you look at that? How convenient! If you're ever in a tight spot NAU drinks can be used to heal you up or boost your shields with just one quick sip! Yes, this is actually really... for real in the mod. I just- I can't stop myself NAU is a focus drink that wants to replace energy drinks you find on the market today. Simply clean focus, powered by nature and if you want to try it for yourself You'll get a free shaker with the code "InfernoPlus"! Head on over to "NAUDrinks.com" for more information. Link in the description.. All right and back to the video. All right, so where was I? Thinking I was just about to talk about the... oh, yeah the plasma grenades! Basically, they're like- No What? What we're actually going to talk about is the flamethrower. It's F.L.U.D.D from Mario Sunshine. You can use it to apply moisture to objects or kill yourself with falling damage! "ow" Now it's time to talk about the Plasma Cannon or should I say: the all-powerful Quad Laser. Behold! The projectile is enormous. There is no escaping! Hey Does anyone know how to work the TV in here? You guys remember when Halo 2 added dual-wielding and it was the coolest freakin thing ever? Well, check this out. Oh yeah, it's exactly 33% better! Suck it blues! You tired of being a big buff Space Marine? Deep down inside, do you just want to be pretty? Well, look no further than this adorable little gun! You can spread love and happiness to the Covenant, one headshot at a time. No one will be able to escape your dotes of doom as every single shot will track your enemies at the tenacity never before seen in the galaxy Next up we have a classic, literally! It's the NES Zapper. This gun has a very unique function: You only get three shots, just like in Duck Hunt, and the gun only does one damage. But it's an instant kill if you get a headshot. So basically, it's an unmodified Halo 1 pistol. Oh, that's a joke, haha! Alright, it's time to talk about the best piece of content in this entire mod. The D-20 Frag Grenade/ In Multiplayer, these grenades are fairly simple when they detonate, they roll random damage from 1 to 200. Very cursed of course! But... nothing particularly special But in single-player, it's an entirely different story. Every time a D20 Grenade goes off It rolls against a massive table of random effects. Everything you can possibly imagine from: party crackers containing power-ups to flashbang grenades all the way up to rather... cataclysmic explosions. *ded* These grenades can bless you with a scarab gun or curse you with a pile of hunters and they can even save the environment by planting trees. Honestly, there are just too many possibilities to talk about in one video So I'm gonna take a moment here and just show you some of my favorite ones. Accompanied with silly music. h e l l o - d a r k n e s s - m y - o l d - f r i e n d i v e - c o m e - t o - s p e a k - w i t h - y o u - a g a i n *OOF* Of course Of course, there are hundreds of other things I could talk about in this mod, like the laser gun that goes "pew-pew" when you shoot it. pew pew or the very literal Sniper Jackals that I added to the campaign hell I could even just show you guys the warthog run at the end of the game which now lets you choose from a wide variety of very... VERY cursed warthogs Like seriously, if you can actually get this one through the entire run without rolling it you would be a hero I could go on for ages about all the little details of this mod with stuff like: how I change the AI to handle the how I change the AI to handle the new weapons or or just how I worked around the limits of Halo's game engine to make... ANY OF THIS possible. But I don't want to bore everyone to death so if you want to listen to me rant about modding and game design then head over to my second channel where you'll find a then head over to my second channel where you'll find a stupendously long video on the subject . And now the moment has finally come, you all knew how this video was going to end. an epic gamer moments montage back to some nostalgic Halo tunes No Ohhhh nooo And that about wraps up this video. If you're interested in trying out the mod there's a link in the description with all the information you need to install it and of course, here's a link to the long winded video talking about how this mod was built and showing you guys some of the cut content like this Dark Moon Blade Falchion Anyways, thank you all for watching and, as always, have a wonderful day
No, this ain't cursed. Cursed is a deep-fried warthog.
This is awesome! Thanks for sharing.
That fucking third arm kills me every time
Thanks, I love it.
i love this guy, super hyped whenever he releases a halo mod
Wow, those are some intensely hilarious mods
I hope the same way we mod halo now is how it will be for MCC. From the looks of it, it does seem like it. The future is looking bright.
This is absolutely amazing.
Somebody needs to do all of this for reach 😂
Especially the Barbie Jammin’ Warthog