Elaine Benes Tribute (Compilation)

hello you must mean aaine isn't she adorable hello why do you keep bringing up the Bubble Boy you don't have to mention the Bubble Boy I know about the Bubble Boy I'm aware of the Bubble Boy why do you keep reminding me about the Bubble Boy hey so Joey's a great lover of the Opera listen I got news for you it's nice to be involved with somebody who's interested in something other than Nick at night who are you who am I yeah well I'm a day person I'm in get out of here fiai kills his wife see now that's terrible that is uh it's not a nice thing to do at all you know I would assume um I don't I don't know how this piai thing actually turns out but I mean I would assume that there was big big trouble for that clown you're not leaving oh my God me it's talking you are you kidding going is trying to kill me why did you tell me his name oh my the last night he accused me of seeing someone El he said tell me his name he said tell me his name oh he said that if he sees me with you can you imagine what he'll do if he thinks that I'm the one that I steal but NBC took away his girl what about me excuse me I was talking to this guy you know and I just happen to throw my purse on the sofa and my diaphragm goes flying [Applause] out so I just froze you know staring at my diaphragm you know was just lying there so then this woman the one who sold me this hair thing she grabbed it before the guy noticed so I mean big deal right so I carry around my diaphragm who doesn't I mean like it's a big big secret that women carry around their diaphrams you never know when you're going to need it [Applause] right what was it something I said she's a virgin she just told me well I didn't know well it's not like spotting a tupe will you think I should say something should I say something should I apologize was I was I being anti- virgin no no I mean cuz I'm not anti- virgin I'm going to I'll be right back look Marlin this whole sex thing is totally overrated now the one thing you've got to be ready for is how the man changes into a completely different person 5 seconds after it's over I mean some something happens to their personality it's really quite astounding it's like uh they committed a crime and they want to flee the scene before the police get there so they just leave yeah pretty much yeah well the Smart Ones start working on their getaway stories during dinner how you know they got to get up early tomorrow s about being up early they all turn into Farmers suddenly it must be really good to put up with all that what else did you say to her nothing I was just giving her the Straight Dope like a dope was giving it to her straight a cup of coffee with you she'll wind up in a Convent oh my God John F Kennedy JR's here he's going to be in your class today in my class John Kennedy's going to be in my class I can get you a spot right behind him he has got a great butt yeah but but great butt John John's John F Kennedy Jr what he was in my arabic's class really did you talk to him no you don't understand he was working out in front of me so listen after the class was over I Ed my walk to the door so we'd get there at the exact same moment and he says to me quite a workout quite a workout what did you say I said said yeah good one question is are you still master of your domain I'm Queen of the castle [Applause] hello you caved it's over you're out oh my God The Queen Is Dead I figured you'd cruise at least through the spring what happened it was uh John John oh joh real good what you know how much money you cost me today $429 what how I got sander transferred to another office upstairs okay so she blabs to Litman about my longdistance calls to Europe what calls oh I made a friend when I was in Europe okay and we've been in touch and Sandra told lman oh did did she say anything else to you anything else what do you mean anything else so she just left the office didn't say a word to you about anything yeah beautiful all right look we got to get back to work we just had a big breakthrough here okay I'll leave you two alone okay maybe I'll go visit my mother she just bought me some new panties and they're all laid out for just back it up here we to laughing okay no there's no point in going Julie is laughing okay can we go no she's laughing that's how yes we can go go waste waste everyone's time okay here we go action this is not a crush this is a complete fixation I mean it's just that I want so bad to say something she fell off the toilet how do you fall off a oh oh come on George Fountain have you seen at the end where they're all splashing around and then they go running over to the mirror to see if it really worked I mean come on it's so stupid come on all right [Music] very good thank you I'm sorry I'm sorry yeah well I'll tell you this you can forget about me going to that Bachelor auction what no Jerry you have to go you know Ela I do but I'm working that day yeah too bad talking to me no matter how disinterested I seem he just keep yakking away so I guess your hearing goes in and out huh yeah yes yeah yeah you know what I think I think you made that whole thing up no no no no yeah yeah I know you're type you're too good to make conversation with someone like me oh God forbid you could discuss the jumbles is amazing I just took a car service from work and to get the driver not to talk to me I pretended I was going death wow good plan what you're getting heavy yeah you look like you put on five 10 lb where's your bathroom scale three days he hasn't called me you know why because he thinks I'm too fat he said that no but I saw the look on his face when he put his arm around me and then we went to his apartment and I sat on one of his chairs and it broke and he says boy you're a lot of woman

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Views: 128,609

Keywords: elaine, benes, seinfeld, julia, louis, dreyfus, funny, tv, sitcom, bloopers, compilation, outtakes, friends, costanza, kramer, the, contest

Id: G3lh1b5MGIs

Length: 9min 24sec (564 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 23 2008