Eating The Sidemen's Favourite Meals Challenge!

hello hello hello and welcome to day two another zerka thursday where i'm actually doing the idea that was getting to me on my reddit which was to cook all of the seven sidemen's favorite meals in this book right here the sidemen book which was released was it 2016. so in the cyber book there are seven meals one for each member of the sidemen which is like our favorite meal or our go-to meal that we cook so the plan was this week i was gonna cook one for dinner every single night but as you may have known i had a bit of an awful experience of being dizzy all over again so i'm cramming it into three days just for complete transparency and honesty on this channel but anyway let's start off with our first meal and find out who we're cooking for first or who would cook who's cooking first uh we go to page page 86 and we have ethan's poor man's pasta and it says hear ye ladies and gents back up because the money king presents his royal deliciousness also known in parts of the realm as ethan's poor man's pastor yes that's right this is a meal fit for a king that can be made on a pauper's budget so listen up and prepare to tuck in so three ingredients eat gluten-free pasta check clutter check and i need italian herbs and seasoning mixed herbs and oregano or oregano as americans say i'm gonna follow the instructions of each of these meals we're gonna cook them and see whose meal is actually the best meal out of all the sides so first port of call says well water in a saucepan you know it's boiled but it starts bubbling but make sure it doesn't get too hot as it will go everywhere so also being boiled so now i must pour my pasta into the saucepan as it says wow now why gluten free you may ask uh ethan says check me out eating gluten free being a full timer so healthy so i guess this is when he even got on his health kick because i haven't had gluten-free pasta before i don't know how much differently it's going to taste all right so the pasta is boiling but i've just found ethan's best instruction yet it says wait till your pasta is al dente ha ha i bet you think i know foreign lingo like that but it basically means patrick is good to go why is he flexing like ah i know what al dente means it's okay i know what it means special numbers what is the accent you know i'll stop i'll stop and once it's al dente drain the water after i've done this i'm adding in three to four knobs of butter and it even says he he knob you can tell 2016 can't you how do you tell how what is a knob of butter ethan you didn't describe to me what her knob is what is this six inches of knob i thought it was a knob maybe they need to add herbs give it a good old shake and then serve it into a bowl that just sounds shy it sounds like it's going to be shy but you know what it might work i think it might need some more herbs to be honest and now top tip serving a bowl rather than the plate to blend all the flavor together one-handed one lad go on go on go on um five-second rule in your own house there is ethan's poor man's pasta it's a very sad side let's fire up the taste test you know i mean some flavor would be nice you know i don't even you got any flavor on this yet there's no flavor to it might have cheese on it another pasta and cheese it's better you're eating more habs let me send you a video of his poor man's pastor and see what his faults are if you can give me any thoughts all right ethan look at this lovely meal that i've made guess who it's by guess who's miller it is it's only yours ethan's poor man's pastor i thought your instructions and this is what i've got do you like it we'll see if he replies all right meal number one pretty much complete so final bits here and your boy ethan replied come on i don't think you understand that you probably do understand that because now you've got it to the moon i wouldn't say it was petting it was all right though i was starving and it filled a hole don't make that weird also good at angle there because look sideburn book number one bestseller right there on the wall so our lovely meals got our sat on the wall enough to see it anyway uh next meal i believe is toby's and it's much easier to do but i need to leave a gap because bro i'm not eating non-stop it's not a calorie challenge it's just simon's favorite meals the next one is very very easy and you'll see where it is in a second varieties it's now the evening which means meal number two toby's mill and it's quite an interesting one right it says okay i know i've cheated here but to be honest don't have much time to cook and we all know that you'll enjoy a massive dish more than the others okay bold statement here uh ingredients you need 12 pounds 45p cash method leave the house that's not a good start is it we're in quarantine uh get into your car all right drive to nando's totally she should tell it so much he's put nando's in the book so he's order a medium veggie pitta he's asked avocado pineapple and halloumi inside the pizza and a side of perrico chips and mix up the fanta and the coke to drink and then step five is demolish so nando's toby's top tip is don't get caught speeding on your way otherwise your meal might be more expensive than usual noted toby thank you for the top [Music] tip [Music] [Music] well after that long treacherous journey to nando's our piston chips has arrived that's a photo and this is the actual result you know what it's not too different it's not too different now when me and terry go to nando's we get fanta and coke and machine obviously you can't do that because we can't go nando's right now but we can recreate it at home so what we always do i always do like 70 fanta and 30 coke gives you like an orangey coke taste got that much fanta in there and then you top out with coke there we go look fanta and coke ah anyway i need to eat i need to eat in before toby's dish wins the whole thing because just nando's it's beanie though it's beanie burger though it's a teriyan it's a beanie pitta and not actual chicken what's that pen hey that's really good like really girl my god oh my god oh my god ah toby you you connoisseur of pitters the beanie texture mixed in with the pineapple ah this is mmm this is so good oh my god whoa they're my phone let me call them you don't want to answer me toby it's kobe i must let you know hello i'm filming you just so you know say hello say hello to my camera what's good camera guess what this is homemade nando's no this is toby's signature is that the old-school dish wrap yeah it is it's a medium veggie pitta your pen come on the best taste mmm horror food very very good i thought i'd call you and say thank you for the suggestion i didn't get caught speeding your top tip was don't get caught speeding i didn't get caught i got caught i got three points wait who else no listen the road should be a dirty and i was doing 25 apparently it's a 20. it's a scam it's a scam it's a scam yeah them central london cameras watch out for them ones they were 20 miles an hour now just so you know yeah yeah three points maybe have a great evening well oh my god this has gone great i'm happy with this meal i'm really happy with this meal i'm really really really happy if you can't tell compared to ethan's pasta this is like even pasta toby's nandos oh my god well am i going to eat this now right toby's now top i'm going to make a leaderboard of all the meals that's what i'm going to do that's that's what the end product of this video is going to be so right now toby number one and even number two they've been two so far but that's how we're gonna run it all right so we'll see who's next but before that let me show you something uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] so our third and final meal of the day uh is past midnight it'll be a little bit more quieter than usual just don't wake up freya we have harry's cheesy beanie pasta apparently looks like this as the end product description this dish my way master chef but it's an absolute banger it's cheap it's tasty and it's quick what more do you want before you get started you're going to need to follow it so we need pasta baked beans cheese or pre-grated cheese mixed herbs and salt and pepper it's very simple we're apparently in the side men we like pasta water boiling i'm cooking while sitting down this is laziness at a new level oh so when a pasta is almost finished put the beans into the saucepan or if you're lazy you put them in the microwave it might go microwave drain the pasta over the sink not on the floor thanks harry that's a good tip okay beans in the microwave come on uh and this pasta here is almost done as well oh my god it's fogging up there we go excuse me i'm trying to film here there we go right this is almost done that's what it is take this out drain it not on the floor in the seat and then you add the beans into pasta and then you put grated cheese on top very very simple apparently i do love cheese and it's called cheese mini pasta so to add on a bunch of cheese i mean there's a lot of cheese in the photos that's about much easier is there add some herbs over it that's a lot i don't know let's just add some salt and pepper [Music] it looks it looks kind of sad but i imagine it's gonna taste nice uh so let's find out and harry's top tip right is to blow on the food before eating to avoid burning your tongue so just battle over the boob probably okay i mean let's do something but he's right though it's cheap it's easy like if you're a student when i was at uni this is a banging easy meal to do you could just get pesto right buy pesto put that in it's just simpler if anything i'll break it though it's decent it's better than ethan's one for sure so we're now gonna go toby uh harry ethan you know what this meal as well is random as hell and i've never tried it so thank you harry for your cheesy beanie pasta pick up the side then book you know look teaching people how to cook cheap and easy meals and myself at the age 28 cheap and easy meals now i've got hair up and eat this because i've got to wake up tomorrow for a sidemen shoot i'm going back to a sidebend shoot because look i'm not as bad as i was that's still a bit dizzy but i'm not as bad as i was i think i'm making some moves in the right direction so i'm actually going to go to a shoot tomorrow i'm not doing much on the shoot but at least go to it which is a good positive sign yeah i'm gonna finish this and go to bed so i'll see you in the morning what does one need after doing a sponsored stream and a side bench shoot you need food to replenish your energy stores and this is where our cyber book comes in and i believe it's vic star next and vic's got the vic special uh vic says okay first let's go to tesco and bye luckily in tesco's already it says hovis wholemeal bread got that uh ham secured that this is red leicester cheese or red lycester cheese there was no red leicester so i've got my cheddar cheese bread plates when you're done go home spread out two slices of the bread and put slices of the cheese and ham onto them seems simple i can do that how much mess i want to make two that's the bread is some interesting looking bread you know it's a whole meal you can get better humble than this surely big stuff all right so cheese on here cheese in it split in half he's there he's there put ham on ham on here we're making two or one just spread out two i'm gonna make two toasties i'm feeling like i need to treat myself so sorry big star ego is one and there's two it now says stick the sandwiches into the toasty machine now i bought a toasty machine purely for this video but freya's moved it and i don't know where it's gone it was right here earlier i found you hello we'll plug you in uh also update as you can see i'm feeling considerably better today which is good toasty machine check all these fit obviously it's on you idiot like so like so there you go and then press down i think it's working says leave it until the cheese starts bubbling open the machine take your toasty out allow to cool but also a side dish prepare a side dish of apple banana fruit hula hoops dairy milk all right look slime disrepaired banana apple hula hoops fruit dairy milk and getting some progress the cheese is not bubbling just yet so we're almost there big star there you are ah jeez bubbling too much bubbles i wasn't ready you just said i don't know where i was just texting it's like bubbling out of nowhere i wasn't ready for the bubbles just get you out of there ah look at all that drippy cheese oh there's not much room on the plate this is there they've not that have fruit in the milk either here we go how about that the big star royale all right let's see what this bad boy is saying he's offered some chocolate starts off baby i mean i can't really grade vic on a chocolate there's experience overall i've eaten the whole meal but i've got a feeling that ethan's mother here again even may come last in this whole video let me try a cool bit hello big star say hello hello cameron you want to see the big special i've made your meal are you some nostalgic vibes right this is this is simon house one all over again for you ready for it look look at this bad boy you're a good rate into that right that's that's that's a pretty good recreation of the big star special there's no bread lesser cheese though it's normal cheddar that's fine i know you have cheddar sometimes then we've got we got the fruit so dairy milk got hula hoops apple banana great i like how the toadie's like almost borderline it says on instructions to wait until the cheese starts bubbling and that's exactly what i did that's how you do it thing huh every night no no it was lunch it was it was all in my life no you have a dinner too no you didn't know you did you had a dinner cereal dinner actually sorry are you cereal no cereal was for breakfast this was lunch and then dinner was like some awful other news true okay well yeah i'm quite new to show your lovely meal hope you enjoyed rick's i was happy my performance and i'm happy with my meal you know i'm not gonna lie it's not better than harry potter it's so not better than toby's nando's oh my god maybe he's nando's i'm still thinking about you hernando but this is good this is good it's easy as well if it's like quick i'm not really touching apple and banana yet but still this part quickly done more cheese too fair i got you the free one camera actually i got you the through on camera they're bad boy throughs back in the day remember sometimes it's like in school i've seen people where they've accidentally like squeezed this too hard it's one of their face it looks like they've had a bit of an experience on the hub but even at 28 years old fruit's always great in it you can't go wrong with a fruit just too goated oh my god oh my god oh my god final meal for today and that is your boy's meal and you've seen me cook this exact meal before on the side then channel my bolognese farfalle bolognese is that hey puff alley as you can see josh's meal for josh and simon because me and sam used to put meals together at the siphon house all the time very simple eat minced beef bolognese sauce pasta cheese parmesan because i like me both parmesan and grated cheese basically in my big joshua days he likes his cheese quite a lot which is probably why you became big joshua to be honest drain pasta cooked beef to mix together cheese um bob's your uncle what a weird saying but yeah you know when like you're 28 years old and you still cook yourself a little bit too much food thing is you know why right it says it's for josh and simon and i'm just me there is no simon here so i've followed instructions based on two people well i guess it's a calorie challenge today instead but cannot get the cheese josh's top tip buy your cheddar cheese pre-grated to save some effort have done so and i need to uh serve to happy simon you're right silent power um here's your food lad i'm not going to count my meal in the leaderboard because obviously it'd be dumb if i didn't put my one top because it's my favorite meal that's what i like that's my childhood right there i love that meal so it's not going to count all right but yeah tomorrow we have the final two meals jj's and simon's the final two meals uh so i'll see you tomorrow because i don't see me eating this like you've seen me eat it before right it's the third and final stage and that means it is cooking time who is next so that is the question next up we have your boy ks1 or ksi himself the stakes are high uh because it's a steak it's a steak on its own nothing else no chips no nothing just steak on its own all right do you like meat because jj is gonna give you a big fat slab you'd expect nothing else would you okay now let me joke out the way i won't use that all day apparently then let me tell you the story of how i make this bad boy it's ingredients fill it steak salt and pepper butter oregano oh god it gets a bit weird for this thing though so he goes tesco's he leaves the steak out for 30 minutes to defrost which mine's already like it's already defrosted don't need it defrosts it says when it's ready i use my magic hands to massage the steak could be tender of it but still firm show that steak who's boss so that's what i'm gonna do start off so first off wash your hands anyway get off me jj's top tip is also to run your hand on the hot water to ensure your hands are warm if you're not a fan of meat uh at all then maybe look away for the next 10 seconds because i'll show you the uh slab of meat as it's called um there you go let's fill a steak okay so while that heats up let's carry massaging the meat the slab now jd says to add some salt and pepper to it make sure it tastes nicer so get salt salt bait get peppered you have to massage it too much and it's it's it's come apart you don't want the steak to stick you might want to use some butter and no i don't treat my ladies like my steak when i'm with my ladies i grease them up with it says dot dot what kind of jokes is he making my bad was getting carried away there where were we oh yeah you put your steak in the pan i've got that yeah so i'll wait okay so we've grabbed the steak can we put the steak on here ready for satisfying sound she likes it medium rare so luckily for me it's my favorite also but that's this is it this is the whole meal that's all i'm doing it's just this it's been a fun video you know a lot of cooking this week cyber channel is cooking and even thursday is cooking i'm feeling better today i feel like we're on the mend we're finally fully on the mend i'm not gonna take my health for granted ever again i swear this year's been awful i think that's good to go honestly i don't want to go too into medium i want to try and keep medium rare but it might have gone as medium because it's quite hot you've got the juice on top of it as well you know just get extra flavor in a bit of the butter okay now jj has also said he puts on some oregano oregano at the end as well like a little smither of it add some more flavor salt bay action oregano bay this is jj's milk just that all right whatever you say so meal number six this is i love you steve you can see just about here it was running i mean honestly the stakes aren't high you can't go wrong if you like steak and you like medium rare steak or you like medium safe whatever it's just impossible to pretty much go wrong here it tastes better than most steaks at a restaurant is it better you know what jj have you added chips to this meal it would be above toby's nando's potentially but potential but it's not going to be above that it's above harry's cheesy beanie pasta which now leads us into the final meal of the video which is simon's once again it's pasta but i need like a good i need to eat this i need to give two three hours just to let this sink in and then i'll make a pasta dish again it's the final meal anyway yeah so it's final meal time as you can hear and we are moving on into this mini mint and here's mill is actually named if i can find it simon's meal for simon and josh actually for me usually up and about at the same time we sometimes take turns to cook for each other sweet i know how romantic how romantic is that this is a simon josh special now it says ingredients beef red one ravioli so it's a pre-made passage you can get from tesco there's two here and once again like i'm i can't bang two meals it's two hours and this is a meal for two people i can't do that like it's not some big calorie challenge so i'm gonna do one of them but it still works we have cheese and tomato tortellini like it says right here um so you basically it's pre-made pasta you put this in it's like five minutes to cook then you add a tomato and mascarpone sauce and then you have parmesan and then you add more grated cheese like i said me and simon were cheese fiends i'm not as much anymore because yeah it makes you too big you become biggest of josh's we take the pan we put it under the water and we put it on the oven and i've lost my accent incredibly here it is not going very well at all i don't know what i'm doing this is not my accent right so pull that water whack this [Music] whack this bad boy in and yeah honestly it's like a 5-10 minute meal very simple to do this is like your little pre-made pasta splash now they just float on the top like so and you wait for them to go bubbly bubbly like as i said it goes bubbly bubbly and you know it's ready then oh god steven l save it out okay please i'm making the mistake i'm not put the pasta back in like so then you add the sauce because you need to mix it together and there you go now we're talking that's the product we're looking at lawfully a job left and so very simple all right here is your meal um mario is your uncle not bob it's mario it's italian uh is it mario is your uncle are you trying it obviously i know had myself mia with parmesan and grated cheese but i'm just i'm hungry so again like this is a meal made for me and simon so i know this meal off by heart i'll give you the final rundown of the meals and who's the best so i'm gonna go see mine like i said at the top toby you are first place it was you know he walked it it was so easy he he was like the best one by far um and then simon here because this is just go it has been a bit of time then we're gonna go for you know i'm gonna go for jj in his steak because i know that the port was there but it needed some chips then harry's pasta then vicks sandwich and toasty and fruit and then last place ethan it's a it's it's a purpose budget meal like you said but it's just flavourless like this is this is this is cheap but it's flavour sun it's just so much flavor in this oh anyway i'll leave it there for today if you enjoyed liking it as always don't subscribe to the channel i think the cybin book it's a bit old now but you can get it still i think somewhere amazon 7.0k does that still work i don't know um is nrk on saturday like you saw earlier in the video 5 p.m check out the new drop and uh yeah i'll see you guys next time good bye i'm america's best excitement like it's a circus wanna see more exciting things check my youtube channel on circles if you hear something in my bar you think i didn't even know that i said boy but i know when i'm on the mic but i know that i said it on purpose that's right i'm america saying it again pass me a pen black

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Length: 22min 38sec (1358 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 19 2021