Chilling down stairs, right... and.. like, just out of nowhere i hear a big bang. (boom) upstairs, right I don't know what it is, cause I'm home alone so... if there is actually something here.. Then i am scared...
here hold on let me see. ♫ if you came here to kill me clap your hands ♫ *cLAP clAP* Meme review, everybodyyy[yEs] Youtube's favorite show![duh] *running in distinct* (music plays) SPECIAL NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT! Good evening. My name is Gloria Borger. I work for meme review now. Doin' the special new coverage of memes, and your- whatever you need to know about memes. THIS JUST IN, last week Neck Man very large neck, look at that neck I'm sorry but do you see dat necc very big neck man was arrested but it turns out he made a friend. I love when news are wholesome. I know I'm not supposed to give my own opinion, but this is a beautiful thing. (ikr) Wide neck, meets up with long neck. It's the Ying, and the Yang. Wide necc and long necc perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Ah, you don't want no smoke. Where dat n!bba daddy long necc at? Imma beat his @ss, yeah imma snap his @ss *they met eachother!* tight 'em up, lets go hand shakeu (lmao loading) all necks matter! *sweet music plays* yeee slide UwU Big necc koala wit Parrot long necc rUN forest run *hand shakeu again* seems fun yeee WOsh Pewds is thinking ALL NECKS MATTER! I'm not supposed to have my own opinion on meme review, but smash like if you agree with dis message. I mean I'm not supposed to have my own opinion, but this seems like the most ambitious anime crossover since the Lion King. I mean just look at these two, how can you not love them? (pop) I mean (clap clap) Next news comes from stairs, That's right everybody. Last week we covered stairs. Scientistshave debated for so long, for centuries, for eons. What is the most effective way to go upstairs? Do you walk one step at a time, or do you walk two steps at a time? Let's look at climbing stairs, and how much pow- Blah, blah, blargh! Pseudoscience, Don't waste my time. Everyone know it goes like this One step at a time, bunch of virgin losers. Two steps at a time, you're slightly better. Three steps at a time, Ahhhhh! You're an absolute Chad. Sixteen steps at a time, you're practically god. [nAni] But what scientists now... from carefully studying the data has now revealed that the ultimate way to walk up the stairs... revealing first time, live, here on meme review as Gloria Borger is to crawl up the stairs! You're not alpha, unless you crawl up the stairs everybody. (epic music plays) Next. (clap) News. (clap) Next news comes from Florida. Florida, which is of course the most insane place in the world where you get the best headlines. Florida man accused of attacking girlfriend with banana. [wt] Okay Florida man forced to... Suck... Or... Does... Or now incoming new Florida Man! Florida man claims he only drank at stoplight and not while driving. Now, I'm not supposed to have my opinion but god bless you Floyd le Fluer God bless you. (clap, clap) That was it for Gloria Borger. Let's begin meme review. (laughing) (pew news theme plays) (musik) ♫ yeah ♫ ♫ ay ♫ ♫ it's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year ♫ ♫ yeah, yeah ♫ ♫ I have just one query ♫ They did surgery on a grape! ♫ the answer is clear ♫ ♫ it's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year♫ ♫ Sprite, let's go ♫ [wat?] Apparently, this months meme decided to be the absolute worst and berry related Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO! This is another corporate shill, paying their ways into memes and I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it Sprite! Oh they got Suzumiya Haruhi. God fruckin damnit! DRAH! This is multilayered marketing, you understand that right? Girlfriend, has mood swings
Sprite Cranberry, has no emotions Girlfriend, can't touch her without... Uh... Girlfriend, LeBron doesn't even know her! sponsored by...okay. But like, what does it taste like? But does it taste like cranberry? Cause I kinda want to try it now. NO! If you wanna waste your money,
then buy the PewDiePie merch. Link in the description. None of this cranberry. You've stranded in the desert, it's 100 degrees you have no water, as you begin to fade away he reaches out to you. Want a Sprite Cranberry? I feel like I have not explained this meme, really. It's just this stupid commercial, with LeBron James going, "You want a Sprite Cranberry." That's it. I don't know if you expected any... Okay, that's kinda funny (Pewds laughing) No I don't LeBron James, no I freakin' don't. Stop asking me. Please Despite how absolute trash this meme is That's right I called it trash. There are some good ones out of it. Like LeBron James breaking into your
house to offer you Sprite Cranberry... ASMR (knocking) Want a Sprite Cranberry? Sprite (knock, knock, knock) Cranberry (pounding) Want a Sprite Cranberry? (knocking) The answer is clear. No I don't! Lebron, oh my god!
Want a Sprite Cranberry? The answer is cle- Jesus Christ Lebron Now I know what you're all thinking. Does it actually taste like Cranberry? Well, I have not tried it but I have Timothy Burmingham Who is clearly before his time. With three years drinking a sprite cranberry. Let's see what he has to say. Hey everyone. How ya doin' My name is Timothy and I will be trying Sprite- That's so much Sprite Cranberry That is a lot of Sprite Cranberry You cannot argue with that. Cranberry Yeah, Sprite Cranberry. Alright so what do you got for us Timothy? What does it taste like? It's got a pinky taste, I know that. That's for sure. What does it taste like Timothy? Well let's see I gotta rate this... Yes! Please rate it! What are you rating it Timothy? I gotta rate it Please Timothy! Oh my god Timothy! A three A three! A three, it gets a three The Sprite Cranberry meme gets also a three. Thank you Timothy Burningam. Thank you, arigato gozaimasu Cranberry! Did you know they did surgery on a grape? (laughing) Introducing a new segment on this show, again New meme format We announce new meme format. What is this meme, I don't know. What does this meme (laughing) Global warming, humanity My grades, me That's relatable. When you finally catch that mother fu- ck That's been holding you down. Introducing a new meme segment everybody. This one is called not quite ready to die, that's right. Too early to kill 'em. We have Moyai that's right, the Easter island emoji
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