Dumbest People Ever On The Internet

hello friends it's me today on the menu i have some freshly cut done with some dum-dum sauce this woman was trying to get out of a speeding ticket and she was like okay you know what what what can i do or say that's gonna get me out of it oh all right i got it ready i thought you didn't think it's pretty girl you didn't think we gave pretty girls you're absolutely right we don't coming here i heard you don't give pretty girls tickets oh you know what actually yeah you're right we do oh bro he's just straight up annihilated her entire existence and she still got the ticket self-esteem dropped to zero i mean she was kind of asking for it so this girl was on who wants to be a millionaire when attacked by predators which one of these animals will often activate a large gland known as an ink sac cheetah squid owl para tilted [Applause] owls got ink sex i mean she caught it as soon as she said smash like if you know the answer squid this cannot be real okay well you mean this cannot be real mentos and coke everybody knows about this he's all the simulation part two stupid things people do with their phones sir that's illegal it's not a bottle opener i mean or is it it's working it cracked the cold one open but how br i would honestly rather use my teeth than use my phone which i probably shouldn't do next episode of dumb people so when quarantine started things were flying off the shelf everything was gone except they saw any water and the corona beans notice how everything is completely sold out and these idiots are like oh no that's where everyone's getting it from the whole foods with the corona beans get the holy water y'all bruh they literally beans i can't believe people hear this dumb they said to wear a mask when you go out this guy got his mask barbara over here wore a santa mask girl you got the wrong mask literally has the eyes nose and mouth hole open protection 5 000 in canadian money after somebody used the microwave to disinfect it why does it look like a towel it just all shriveled up what canadian money made of for it to all just shrivel up so y'all just take this to the bank and be like hey new money please also the microwave how long you put it in for yeah i put my tv dinners in for five minutes maybe the money can go in for five minutes if they can't read write and speak english don't hire they not citizens um i don't know about this one my dude you kind of sitting on the edge there like yes i read and write and speak at a third grade level but i am citizen so i got a picture of me and my bestie on my credit card check it out there it is wait why is everybody asking for the three numbers on the back ma'am are you kidding me if you want to post this so bad that's fine but at least like black out the numbers oh i bet you one of those that can't use my card if you don't have it you don't even know my pin it's my birthday by the way on the game show who's smarter than a fifth grader they asked her a question budapest is the capital of what european country oh oh wait hold up this might be a stupid question i'm guessing it's probably going to be polite i thought europe was a country even the kid is laughing like bruh you really thought europe was a country were y'all just absent on continent day like kids soak up information like a sponge a lot of it sticks but i'm like 37 years old and i didn't know europe was a country nani i would have been embarrassed to even go on a game show having that little knowledge i needed a cutting board but i didn't have one hey siri i need a cutting board okay here's what i found there's a restaurant called cutting board anyway google imaged one and started chopping his onion on it y'all really taken advantage of the things that apple can and cannot do man these things could do anything chop chop chop at least use the backside mildly infuriating i hate how nintendo still does this thing with download codes now i have to put this long code in and then posts it on twitter mommy just got me a nintendo gift card i hate having to put a long code in surprise surprise somebody stole the code i snatched that gift card up sucks aside you posted the code on the internet before even putting it in yourself you're gonna like complain about how long it is well deserved so this is what happened when a pedestrian decides to walk in front of your car what someone walk in the front of your car you better break then someone was like are you in the pedestrian all right i'm perfectly fine can't say the same for the guy i hit though hope you don't run into any legal troubles why do you say that we at gta 5 are real life los santos the only city you can get away with this so this is the real thing this girl posted on facebook i just stole a car robbed the bank now i'm rich i can pay off my college financial aid tomorrow i'm going for a shopping spree bite me oh nobody gonna tell about the police no nobody again some people got to be a reminder this is real life not gta you can't be doing those things do you ever just that fridge supporting that girl more than my father supported me i feel like it's only a matter of seconds before i just like my friend bet me that he could fit an entire box of straws in his mouth hole oh he actually did it how do you actually do that it's pretty thick and he got some talent future glitzy gladiator over here you know if you go to the home depot you get a really really long piece of lumber and you don't got a pickup truck how do you bring it home my dude put it t-pose inside the car that's illegal right like what if somebody doesn't see it it just like goes it's kind of smart but it's also like but you can't be doing that taking up two lanes being foolish when worlds collide you can run watch okay when two idiots meet so all they had to do was like switch so you don't have to take the gas pump and drag it all the way there doesn't everybody just like know where the gas is you know on your dashboard where it says how much gas you have it actually points to which direction the gas cap is on so this little thing thing can be avoided all the dishes were dirty but you know what's clean these kicks oh that spaghetti hit different when you eat out of a sneaker gross literally why why why why yeah you know what i'm just gonna stand here and let the seesaw go up the hee-haw so then i can yeehaw nah poor billy had no idea what was coming next hey let me get a bag of gas yes sir the customer is always right you want your gas in a bag i'm not judging i mean i am but i just want to know why are you gonna save it later you're gonna just like take it to your car that broke down and just like pour it in somehow how does work no it's all that point my mouth just glitched no toilet paper no problem build that backyard bidet backyard bidet you say all you need is a sprinkler and a broken lawn chair so you just sit on it whoa you know if you don't mind having the entire neighborhood as an audience then this might just actually work that ain't a good day that's a power washer i know i'm not the only one who thinks dwayne johnson looks like the rock oh yeah you're like totally right like those two guys they look like very similar they could almost be the same person almost though i'm not well versed in the world of celebrities but i didn't know they were the same person for the longest time either so the guy behind me can't see oh man imagine going to a concert paying for your seats and then sitting right behind this dude i would have done snatched it bye like you brought this for the sole purpose of blocking someone's view oh i know exactly what he's doing stop sir it's not too late okay here we go here we go he's gonna do it he's gonna do it wow diy treadmill [Music] oh you're going a little fast there homie i'ma have to ask you to slow down [Music] i cannot believe this but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video this video made you feel a little bit smarter make sure you hit that like button 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Channel: SSSniperWolf

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Id: i0aVl7jVASA

Length: 8min 39sec (519 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 26 2020