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Hello friends! Today, we looking
like a skunk snack. I wore this jacket
on my other channel, and everybody's like,
why she look like a skunk I've seen a pack of skunks before in real life,
and let me tell you, they hella cute. But anyways, I got some more lovely
dumb people for you today. You know, you love someone
when you save their texts, and reread them
when no one is watching. Marilyn Monroe? Marilyn Monroe said that? I so do this. Marilyn Monroe died before
text messaging was invented. Text messaging was
invented in the 1980s. Someone really thought
Marilyn Monroe made that quote up. You know what it probably was? It was one of those pictures
of Marilyn Monroe on Tumblr, and it had that quote on it. Why is there
a zero birthday candle? It's not like you
turn 0, dumb ass This is hilarious,
because it's so genuine. Somebody was so hecking stupid that it didn't occur
to them that there is a 10, and a 20, and a 30,
and a 40, and a 50! Numbers can end with zero. It's not just zero. Mind-blowing, I know. Where can I get
a birth specificate if lost mine? You can't. You are only born once. Sorry, dude your fucked. Mmm. What's worse than a heartbreak? Nining leven. bitch xdxdxd Nining leven. Nining leven. Nining leven is worse. I don't know how to spell it. But it's that shit
where the planes flew into them towers. Delete your account. Oh, no, no, no. No, honey. When it's your turn
to do the dishes, and all the bowls
in the house are dirty, except this one. (wtf) I'm done. Goodbye! Homegirl Taylor over here
really made ramen noodles in the TOILET. It was the only bowl
that wasn't dirty. Literally the dirtiest bowl
in the household, and she eating it too!!! Wifey material right here. But also, that marriage
ain't going to last very long. Once he finds out where
those noodles came from. I don't get why
Korean celebrate Christmas, when Jesus is not Korean. You American wannabes! I don't even know what to say, thinking not only
Americans celebrate Christmas? xD You unseasoned swine. My mom and I have tried Lion. It wasn't too bad,
tasted like pork. But isn't something we
would order on a platter. Lion, for lunch! Y'all dumb for this. It literally says PORK LOIN. They misspelled loin,
and they're like, we had lion for lunch. You had loin, not lion. (Wtf) The fuck you go get a lion
at your local cafe. They're endangered. Men, there's lion
farms or something? Like you can't eat lion, unless you literally
go to the jungle, hunt one down. If you can,
which you probably can't. Or pay somebody thousands and
thousands of dollars to do it, and get you some meat. But ain't nobody eating lions. Oh no! First day on the job. Wifey making some lemon water. Nailed it xdxd Just put those bad boys
in the water, (Bam) Lemon water! They ain't wrong. So these girls posted
some selfies together. Y'all sleepin on us
like y'all got insomnia. Let's not use words that we don't know
the meaning of. If you got insomnia,
it means you can't sleep. So then, they're not actually
sleeping on y'all. I swear, people do anything for a good quote
on their pictures. Okay, while we're here, can we talk about
captions on photos? I see girls posted like very
VERY revealing photos. And then for the caption, they post some
inspirational quote, like Gandhi or somethig. Like, you must not lose
faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean. If a few drops
of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. Also, remember to be yourself. I believe in you. XD Where they do
in that sink booty pose. XDXDXD Like why?!? Don't try to be
all inspirational. Y'all titties and booties. Ain't inspirational. I can't today. I have to finish some aarons. Who is Aaron? And why are there
more than one Aaron? I know they met errands. E-R-R-A-N-D-S! I mean, I guess
when you say it, it kind of does sound like
Aarons, like multiple Aarons. I'm gonna run some errands. Aarons. Errands. They sound the same. Don't ever eat raw
cookie dough, FDA warned. I'm still eating it. I don't care
if I get salmon vanilla. Okay, that's a little
worse than Aarons. Salmon vanilla. Okay. Salmonella. Salmon vanilla. Close enough, right? Xd These people wild. I hate grapes. They disgust me. Would they be saying,
ayo, this human, he got some crusty teeth. Oh, his breathe nasty too. He ugly. Okay, understandable. Now, we know
what he hates grapes. I wouldn't like it
a fruit disgust me either. Haha! My parents are probably gonna
buy a flaming young and a cake. What the heck is Flaming young? Please don't tell me
you mean filet mignon. Flaming young. I love flaming young, and you know with the side
of mashed potato. He's talking about
that flaming young cow. We love flaming young cow. Are you black or carry bean? What is carry bean? Omg! Carry bean. Those islands near America, duh? You know, Carry bean,
where they carry the beans. Oh this dude meant Caribbean,
but carry bean. Xd I'm so glad I've never met
anybody this dumb. :0 And if the day comes that I do, I want to yeet them so far
out of my life, real quick. If you smoke marinara, please feel free
to unfriend me. Sorry. I only smoked mozzarella. Tripping on some
ranch right now. Y'all hear that guys? Any of you smoke
marinara, unfriend! Why smoke it
when you can eat it. Does anybody else hate it
when they get Day Jaw Food? It's really irritating to me. I hate it. It's like the worst
when you get Day Jaw Food. When during the day, you get food stuck
in your jaw. We hate day jaw food. Why y'all acting like the world
just now getting messed up? What about slavery? The Hall of cost. Pick up a book. Get some knowledge. The Hall of Cost, and telling people
to pick up a book. I bet this do what blame it
on autocorrect too. Feasting on my
chicken parmajohn. We love some chicken parmajohn. No, in fact, to be honest, I have only masterberdated
less than 10 times in my life. Don't know. It's still not set until I die. So yeah. Masterberdated. Uh-huh. xd I see. Black girls mad theair men
want my curvy body. Clapping Emoji. xd Theair men can have you. The air. Curvy body, but that brain flat. Wait till you tell her there's
three ways to spell their. Guys, I have some news for you. I'm having 99.3 kids. OMG. This is happiest day of my life. I'm gonna be like Octomom,
but with 99.3 kids. Whore, that's a thermometer. But that means... She peed on it. Y'all nasty for this. Y'all gotta be trolling. I can't believe
somebody's this dumb. Drunk Florida man
tries to use Taco as ID after his car catches
fire at Taco Bell. Classic. Xdxd Tacos are not recognized as
legal forms of identification to the State of Florida. Y'all at it again. Gotta keep that reputation up. So he passed out in the drive
thru of a Taco Bell, his car caught on fire, as if his day
couldn't get any worse. Give the man a break. So the cops came
and asked for his ID, and all he had was a taco. It could have burned in the car. He's giving you
a peace offering. Please do not arrest me. Here's a taco. A $160 parking ticket. F U Virginia Beach. Nice, how fast? Did you just asked me how fast I was going
on a parking ticket? The fact that they
were like, oh, you got a ticket, nice. That's great. xd Good job! xdxd Very proud of you. xdxdxd How fast? Um, excuse me, sir. I don't think that's
how you supposed to do it. He put the shaving cream
on the razor, and then shaves. Is this guy dumb,
or is he actually a genius, and this is
how you're supposed to do it? :o I don't know. I never tried it,
so I can't really tell you. Comment below,
what do you think? Okay. I want to know
what this guy is doing, washing his car
when it is pouring outside. Hold on. Let me just get
the spot real quick. And he gonna stand outside, get drenched in the rain
trying to wash this car. How long does it have to rain
before he notices the rain? Stay outside and
you'll get sick. He is dumb as Does anyone know
what this pill is? Pink rectangular tablet
with the ID "ZED" on it. Google doesn't show any results. I found it in my son's room,
and I'm very concerned. Oh, no, we got a concerned
parent over here. Epic gamer moment. When you flip it, and find out
that it is a PEZ. It is a PEZ candy. ZED. What are you talking about? Flip it around
and you got P-E-Z, PEZ. I took these with my iPhone X. Camera quality, so surreal. It's like Leonardo
DiCaprio painted them. Oh my God, Leonardo DiCaprio,
best artists of all time. It all makes sense now. That's why that fuck' in Titanic
wanted him to draw her. Not to be confused with award-winning
actor Leonardo DaVinci. Nah man, you got it wrong. Leonardo DiCaprio,
he did all those paintings. What country doesn't have
the letter A in its name? Kansis. Oops. I meant trucky. London. Y'all idiots. Trucky, you know
that's what I am. I'm truckish. Wait, does that mean
Thanos is truckish? He's from Trucky. Looking to purchase
a kitten under $10. Must be in mint condition. What is mint condition? And 10 dollars? I have a black baby. Looking for a kitten,
but thanks. It's a kitten JAJAJAJ :v He really thought
it was a real baby. I real black baby. In mint condition, under $10. Wow, what a deal. Send me a photo of your passport
when you can. Online check-in is open
for our flights. He really sent a picture
of the front of the passport. What am I gonna do with it? I need your information
to book the flight. I could have Googled
the front of a passport, and see what that look like. What's the point of a passport? Why are you screaming? There was nothing in this world that bugs me
more than stupidity. I can't handle it sometimes. Study finds 16.4
million Americans think chocolate milk comes
from brown cows. Study finds that 16.4 million
Americans are dumb as (...) xd . Be honest, comment below. Did you think chocolate milk
comes from brown cows? Like seriously, CHOCOLATE MILK,
it came from brown cow. If you dead ass thought
that, comment below. If you are not an idiot, and know that chocolate
is added to regular milk to make chocolate milk,
leave a like. I'm not judging. Why boys can't prom? Yoo, you're gonna have to come over to pick out
the croissant for prom. The what? The croissants. Epic gamer moment! When he picks out
the croissant for prom. Was it called
a corsage or something? Corsage. Croissant. I've never even been to prom,
and I know what it is. Xd How do I communicate
with blind people? Like obviously, there's Braille, but is there some form
of clicking I can do with my tongue to
simulate Braille verbally? Edit: Nevermind, you
can just talk to them. Yes.
Yes, sir. You can talk to them. Here your eyes. Here your ears. Here's your mouth. Three different things. Anyone know any rescue places
open late tonight in Defiance? A mother bird dropped
its baby bird on my porch, and she never came
back and got it. This is horrible. But I'm sorry to tell you,
that bird, he long dead. She yeeted her fetus
out of the nest, and now he was you
yeeted from the world. But anyways, that's
all for today. I hope you guys
enjoyed this video. Comment below. Let me know which one
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