Memes I Watch Instead Of Sleeping

hello friends it's me and today we're gonna be looking at some of the best memes of 2020 when you donate one dollar to a streamer now say my name [Music] oh it's so good yeah basically you know if i go into a stream and i don't get recognized right away i leave bye anesthesia was invented in 1846 doctors in 1845 yeah so this surgery is really gonna hurt so i need you to be asleep and if you can't fall asleep then i eat out oh no he out he asleep i think he did pregnant lady eats an apple the doctor who's supposed to deliver the baby that day oh cause everybody knows an apple and they keep the doctor away how am i supposed to deliver this baby she ate an apple that day teacher hypes up the class party all year the party the underpaid teacher who bought it with their own money this is actually so sad teachers really deserve better like most of the time it's them funding the parties oh no you know what i had a spanish teacher in high school and he's like everybody in the class bring five dollars we would all give him the money and we would have a party with all this food and it was a lot of food but i didn't realize my dude was probably hustling us he probably made at least three hundred dollars per party and then spent maybe like a hundred dollars on food and drinks hmm that party was pretty lit though how draco gets ready to pronounce the pea in potter [Music] oh your mom gets a new boyfriend panic he's a gamer okay calm he's the guy that beats you a halo 12 years ago and said he's gonna screw your mom panic all those years ago was just foreshadowing don't tell me he didn't warn you i'mma just move out bye pokemon evolutions be like hey we start off small cute and cuddly above okay we look at normal right again oh no we gotta go back how you start with this and then end up with this it's like i blinked and we missed a few steps when i was a kid i played this digimon game and if you don't take your digimon to the bathroom when they have to poop and they end up pooping on the floor they will literally evolve into tsukimon the poop digimon one piece of trauma is all it takes to create a monster when the doctor says you have 10 days left to live so you kill him and the judge gives you 60 years absolute genius necessary life hacks fun fact the guy in charge of naming movies at pixar made over seven hundred thousand dollars a year and he got a three hundred thousand dollar bonus for coming up with cars that guy after coming up with cars too oh it's genius absolutely genius give this man three hundred thousand dollars so we made a movie about cars do your magic come up with the title give us something good how about cars oh genius sir groundbreaking not saying my ex is fat but my memory foam mattress bed took a year to forget her memory foam never forgets she ain't fashionably just unforgettable once unrealistic things in movies bug the heck out of you they remove headrests from the car so you can see the actors better what is this for real look they did it i never even noticed this can somebody confirm when your family is broke af and needs you to work oh my spleen when your grandson finds a golden ticket to a chocolate factory hey so y'all wanna go for a walk my dude was faking it the whole time he just lazy long ago four nations live together in harmony water earth fire is that air we got air coming out of the toilet i did the fire nation attacked me who now has to attend online classes my fbi agent who now has to attend online classes with me bro i got a little on and off switch from my fbi agent always watching me like from my laptop on my phone you see on my phone how i got like this on and off switch i could turn the camera off they can still hear me though but can't see me i hate the fact that someone somewhere in this world has access to me looking at my phone in this angle i don't like you when you fart in an online class and your name lights up whose class is this wasn't me dude who delivered the pizza 10 minutes early uber driver that didn't speak the entire ride five stars yes excellent that's always instant five stars like if they don't say anything if they don't play music that's a plus when you get an uber you're trying to go from point a to point b i ain't trying to have a conversation i ain't trying to make friends i ain't trying to know about your day trying to make this as less awkward as possible i ain't never heard of nobody delivering a pizza 10 minutes early but if they did they would get five stars when mute is too quiet but one is too loud if you don't understand this right away you are too young you know what you do you put it on one and then you just like cover the speaker or like hold it up to your ear and then just like nobody can hear this except me even though you could probably sit with like one in your own room and then nobody's gonna hear except you but like you feel like everybody else is gonna hear because you hear you know don't forget to turn bluetooth and the screen lock rotate off wanna come over no one's home i'll be there in a few minutes okay i'm here where are you i told you no one's home pink can't make a wife out of a hoe my mom thinking about who keeps using all the shampoo seven-year-old me making potions in the bathroom i mean what happened when you mix this and then a pump of this and then that and then pour the whole entire bottle on yourself was it me future chemist here the teacher's copy what they give you why would they put it through the copy machine it gotta look like this i got three shades and that's it youtuber who makes kid friendly videos and doesn't swear what are y'all looking at me for they're old videos from five years ago we don't talk about that anymore this is a family-friendly channel we don't swear i make my mama proud the real reason we don't swear youtube be holding a nerf gun to our head with the monetization rounds you curse you get demonetized but true y'all find a lot of fricks in my old videos hey yo we got some breaking news at 11. depressed pigeon mrs pooping on people me too dankova they banned groups of people so now when i fly over the city i drop a load there's a 96 chance it won't hit somebody that's how life be watch and learn mommy and daddy didn't raise me but spider-man sure did he got it right on the edge of his baby bed my dude just like climbs out instead of shooting webs he shoots doo doo when you live in a small country and see somebody mention it on the internet hey yo i live there i feel like that's a lot of people in my videos they'll like message me or comment and be like hey i live in brussels you probably never have heard of it i feel like this is most countries that aren't america and people are like we are recognized shout out to all the brussels sprouts who live in brussels you know what's good when you start reading the label wasn't it that make it so dang good oh mineral water oh they add carbon dioxide oh wow impressive zero percent juice i thought it was hundred percent but that that's all right it's still good also when i am extremely bored i just pick up the can and start reading like oh zero grams of protein me raises my hand to answer questions teacher calls on the other kid other kid gets it right me who had a different answer oh that was a close one that's why i never raised my hand it's like is it worth it for a drop of teacher clout like imagine raising your hand and getting it wrong i don't know it's like humiliating it's like i wish i never raised my hand in the first place it's like when i'm watching jeopardy with my family and then i say the answer and then i get it wrong and then i'm just like quiet the wrestled around leg hair moves ever so slightly my brain creepy crawly it's a creepy crawly it has to be i mean what else could it be yo i thought it was just me and that there was something wrong with me but no this is the thing like i'll feel something like either my hair caressing a part of me or like my shirt like judge me and i'm like creepy crawly if i do any sudden movement it's going to bite me i will get poisoned and i will die tread with caution absolutely no one me at 3 a.m oh that water hit different though glug glug glug glug the whole thing oh and when it's cold even better that's the good stuff i posted this on instagram and then someone replied me with my leftover diet coke i'm like excuse me ma'am the first thing you glund is some diet coke yeah these cool stang a game slightly sophisticated pooh bear buys the game when it releases very sophisticated gentleman pooh bear wait almost a decade so you can get it for free i don't think that's how it works anymore bryan games that have been out for like 10 years that are still like 20 dollars they ain't gonna give it to you anymore they all think just because you waited ten years they're gonna let you play for free i mean you get gta 5 for 19 now oh no mom dad why don't you just kill me too but i only kill 99 percent of germs you just happen to be the one percent if i talk she was a hand sanitizer not me feeling bad for some germs got back from break they're sending me to hr i think i'm finally getting fired oh they gave me a promotion what a fortunate turn of events dj khaled suffering from success this is good you know i hate getting my hopes up i always have like very low standards so when i'm usually disappointed it's just like imagine thinking you were gonna get a promotion and then they're like yeah you're fired big yikes if you ever feel useless just think about flash's bike what this dude got a bike for he run faster than the bike sometimes i just want to feel normal me when a helicopter passes age 10 wow age 40. wow me when there's anything in the sky wow it's always gonna blow my mind how they get those things to fly me downloading a 90 gig game my family trying to use the wi-fi well that's just too bad mother this takes priority over checking your pinterest they can't do none about it so over quarantine this guy made a series of videos it started out with top proof though we are not a spinning ball 100 unrefutable proof of a flat earth if that wasn't enough evidence that the earth was flat flat earth ball is dead it's flat guys it's flat oh and then something happened sudden life changed maybe the dude was hit by a rock or something and it somehow cured him i was wrong the earth is not flat in another video i was so wrong the earth definitely isn't flat and then to sum it all up i am an ex flat earther you are being manipulated by con men how it started versus how it's going can we give this man a round of applause for the realization it took a few months but he got there jack the ripper bob the builder dora the explorer i'll shake hands what do they have in common though having the same middle name jack the ripper it all makes sense now they also all happen to be called blooded murderers i'm just kidding don't talk about bob like that dora pretty sus but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys 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Channel: SSSniperWolf

Views: 11,633,423

Rating: 4.9445009 out of 5

Keywords: sssniperwolf, sniper wolf, reacting, reaction, funny, memes

Id: 1BS6ZDdBEeo

Length: 11min 36sec (696 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 11 2020