Dumbest Fails On The Internet #71 | EPIC. STUPID. POSTS | Alonzo Lerone

get a dictionary okay before I start let me tell you all something yes it's been two weeks before I made a video not 2000 years like someone said on Twitter but this is why honestly I got hooked on the Netflix show Khan nano to an O and I got caught in a bench best I'm so I'm so sorry I know I disappointed you guys but I was so hooked on the show a bench vested like every day for the last two week 23 episodes per season I remember I remember sitting on my bed under my parents roof tweeting about this show all the time all the time cash was even born yet the worst part of it all is that I only have five episodes left so after that is all said and done what am I gonna do with life now what am I gonna do with life after all done okay now I can't do this performance of 43 seconds all right let's go the dumbest fear I've been in seven car accidents this year y'all can't tell me God doesn't have a plan for me girl it sound like he trying to kill you you know in Russia okay I do this in your tailbone Yoga is Mike hogs and worst thing I can do anything through Christ restraining me nobody hit me up cuz imma just give you a big attitude and you will not like me no mouth not even a Justin Bieber can pull off that over lip beer seriously never met one guy that looked good with it it's called a mustache all personally it's what makes y'all ugly he's Michael David cookies from some point good some I got the best Michael Damian cookies and CeCe what's the stupidity is contagious my boyfriend told me he was coming in my opinion but he came at 7 p.m. and caught me with another man guys how do I forgive him for loving to me no school till next week and I'm somewhat ready no to go back I've been out for three weeks though I had fun during my break but it's time no yes it is time it is time to go back the new mom prize would be appreciate because I am pregnant into my first baby you know what this reminds me my friend Texas like that look look at this text right here you don't know what Adventure landing is the golf go-kart place in Raleigh put put golf I'm down where every even if it to adventure Lindsey I don't know tree removal landscaping you guys need any landscaping don't you law I did not know that he forgot to see my my brain mr. Watson Sweden please help me look I don't even know how to I don't know how to dissect a ignore acity of most people this is an ad buy free stuff under and once you got to get your hose organized class and don't forget us on Amazon they have a dark grey jacket you can either choose dark gray or the good old fashioned Gary and speak of the shoes listen I tweeted this on my gosh I tweeted this not too long ago this is Balenciaga square toe leather mules I don't even know if that shoes or McDonald's fry packet I just want to put I just want to put some fries sorry bro I don't record soon as not hurts - bro don't worry you did not just say curse you really thought that was cursing you is people back to school already how this is on ready right ready Joe listen I never been on ready before but I am going on soon because I heard a lot of people I heard a lot of people like to rose my eyebrows but I got you how many babies does it take to paint a house and depends on how hard you throw them this community mr. say know what I can do with children breasts I am what are you gonna do with the children's bread and speaking of Twitter Big Bird Sweden Oscar is a grouch but he's still my friend even if he doesn't know it I scared the garage got on Twitter and said no I gave a girl my phone and told her to add her snap and she been my older self one two dollars exactly that is it dumb that is the smartest thing this is gross Keys embellish Vaseline listen I knew that word was doomed from this brand-new never opened hand made so wore ski encrusted Vesely if your sorority encrusted Vaseline talent is as bad as your spelling I don't want about to finish this Harbor must blueberry with my baby and the beautiful flowers he got baby faith baby whoever said ios7 waterproof your phone waterproof your iOS my to proof anything if you're going to a party this weekend there's a 32-ounce blue party cup our clearance for only one dollar 25 cent a little party cup we get attacked but nothing on that scale there are 35 waiting to come in who knows who they are but we will be waiting with open arms or cocked 45 what what is going on earlier I'm tired of basic people what country would you like to visit the California walk recess please remember the victims and finale he factored the day zebra stripes are not always black and white oh my gosh my peripheral vision man I I kid you not I know that is not a zebra in that picture sometimes they are black in orange this is daddy's ankle a cute or r2 come on now y'all don't have to call them that is a new birthday that's on this first baby y'all he there's now that I'm 31 if I got out and everyone a twin one in there it's not my cup of tea so it tells me they are probably sipping on a blue Cup right now from what is do to get convertibles so I can sleep if you guys are in Kansas always freaking up nine oh two one oh did you know Kansas City welcomes 25 million visitors anally I want y'all know that right horse Sue's former owner for $100,000 to cover medical bills is that the horse y'all just be stealing statues like y'all madam Burger King says try their new sourdough sandwich wait what is wrong with us why is this definite try our new sourdough sandwich and this little pink cute dinosaur is willing about you last day here - well make the best of it can you tell me what is worried or yes pigs pepper hose the Collier thing at the gym talk also battle whoo Oh ready to jump in front of a beef cow this playpen for small animals is only $5 on Facebook they said fence is a very good shape good size and Chicago murmuring or grants I feel like that's the animal type of for I'm going to watch my granddaughter Christmas place tonight we're when and seeing my doctor and my sugar was at 150 and I saw Mimi in me the fact that me and Bay gotta buy school clothes a newborn SSS in the sets of reeds oh I'm money goin on these crops Natchez this rocket is free a free rocket until you lose the one you wanted cuz you take it for granted tired of Watchers seeing the same people take a selfie over and over again we - welcome to 2008 teen welcome to weed - this is breaking news this just in a man kills himself and run away standard poled pups standard pol central poolside pups what are you talking about oh my god my grandmama just gave me a low ear bone town bag this was that a KFC and talk about speaking up KFC Taco Bell why did those two restaurants merge again I still don't understand who says oh you know well I have a feeling of chicken breasts and their nacho supreme they said join our team we offer competitive benefits and great environment they want you guys to apply online not in not online but in the line while you're getting your nacho Bell Grande and chicken bread out of order we do apologize for the inconvenience but we'll come in Georgia I found a piece of bubble gum my card me gone ain't no things I haven't had a double bubble in so long but the last time I bought one it was five spinach seven cents with tax but still oh gods too good to be living in the it's nice to gonna be reading that you are my love my ankle don't treat me like potato no smoking I will cry use it you strong like Rambo look like hero put your brain just like potato my brain is gonna end up like a potato if I keep on the series man if I keep on doing this series it's gonna end up like a boiled potato curling our eons for only $15 putting the picture doesn't help because that is no curling or eon this is in search of licensed hairstylist and specialize in all types of hair can use $35 will give you time to build client tell delete me if you smoke Mary iguanas at the hospital my foot being heard of for three days let's see what raw way it hurts bad Bailey can walk on it I cats don't freak out when I touch their or whiskers they probably won't freak out because the average yearly salary for a stripper is about $125,000 I'm doing it all wrong time for a carrier change you need a new phone plan or something stop killing alligators to make Gatorade nobody is killing and let me tell you I saw I have this game to speak out game it may be worth 1650 or maybe 1999 but I know for sure this is not nowhere near $1,000 max and cheese is so good and a morning I can't believe you're all afraid of my daughter just to be all I heard all I could think about is frayed hair that's it I can't believe you're all afraid of my daughter just to be her friend get rid of me because you told you to really so you don't see you can become friends and everything with her really if that's the way you guys want to play that's fine oh my gosh something just hopped out of my mouth or even cardboard eggs are disgusting I almost died eating one the crunchy soft mix is absolutely disgusting it's like eating around the only couple of a chance Wow are y'all put your egg shells someone stole my pork I opened my door I'm stunning like my remember please please elegance my role model I don't even know more than half of what that last one - maybe he has elegant I think he is telling us that we will be stoned by the wrath of God if we don't remember the pleasurable I need you to translate some of these can you wait 15 days to delivery what are you are you guys shipping big cuddly dogs for $15 on wears no offense but these look ghetto with no offense my patio used to be just a seamen slap seamlessly underneath the roofline of this back patio pic of tans I don't want to see the bok choy with sesame seed twins for seconds but check out my thread hey bro ver Ali you are awesome I always appreciate your hard work keep it up that must be the only person doing some work around time to afternoon with MA and the ER k subpoena me on your beyond money uh I can't unseen a booking dishes in Hawaii and see the bulkan I said walking into order but again is can master ki Chester drawers for watch your dollars I love those didn't belong to Chester the molester hello guys I just need help a CrossFit I've never done workout or anything and I want to start do CrossFit anyone can help me I start where I have to go I'm living mildenhall probably on base CrossFit is be better nothing I hope you're gonna work on you know what I'm gonna stop if you don't thumbs up anyway cuz you feel bum bum comes up as to cuz you cuz you feel thumbs up thumbs up

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Length: 14min 1sec (841 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 24 2018