dudes who wear chelsea boots

chelsea boots check rip jeans yup in debt you bet chelsea boots you mean the man bun for your foot cold brew coffee is my personality i wish i never shaved my man bun the one thing i like about my style is it's unique it's boot season baby no other guy on the planet dresses like me i put the std and styled i can only come to mumford and sons just thinking about herschel backpacks oh i'm sorry i'm just listening to my national anthem nothing turns me on like some nice nature oh gross a tree banana pancakes maybe you've heard of it i'm actually sitting in the exact spot i lost my virginity let's just say those rivers weren't the only thing flowing got kicked out by a park ranger he heard the jack johnson jack johnson makes me lactate some of the ones spilled copenhagen on my light gray carhartt beanie so i drowned his entire family chelsea boots are stable unlike me my life's in shambles speaking of chelsea what's up chelsea you never text me back last week what's my sexual fantasy you may ask have sex in the back of an rai while john mayer serenades me body is a waterline i'd be pitching more than one tent that night if you know what i'm talking about this tree is kind of shaped like my dick i love my dick my hobbies include drinking out of a mason jar drinking pbr and drinking pbr out of a mason jar four six inches of good wood i'm all about a good chelsea boot they got the best support in the world second best to my child support still need to pay that leaves go crunch this outfit screams brunch bottomless smells like my childhood chelsea boots are great for all types of terrain brunch lunch and getting punched i've been hit vigorously in the face by a bouncer the only thing that hits harder than a bouncer is this fall breeze oh yeah just like your girl's going to my bottom bunk tonight you have a bunk bed yeah but it's made out of sequoia i love nature perfect pour i forgot my polaroid camera nobody knows i went hiking you know this little guy reminds me of right here my dick he might be small now but give it 112 years he'll be a strong strong man and then i'll get older and i'll eventually have to take erectile dysfunction pills because somebody will chop me down what ain't no need ain't no need i don't drink out of the can because i want to save the environment i like my drinks bottomless my girl's topless and my groceries shoplift shop shoplift shoplifted what do me in this tree have in common we're both erect and over six feet you're five more yeah about eleven and three fourths though it just tastes better what does that leaf and your girl have in common they're both on the floor right now [Music] tonight so uh i wanna have sex with their girlfriend yeah somebody called the cops apparently there's no fires except these bad boys steve madden nordstrom rack four words you can't comprehend john mayer the lumineers zach brown band who's better than that debate me ah yep you guessed it you know what this log reminds me of my dick frail thin and some burn marks i promise i don't have any stds that i know of let's see the river sometimes i come out here to just meditate these boots are made for walking and that's just what i'll do that's song that's a song my life's a constant song waking up to earth making banana pancakes i don't and last but not least you know this tree reminds me of my i'm kidding [ __ ] [Music] okay now this log is is too big this is not like my dick

Channel: Trevor Wallace

Views: 1,149,871

Rating: 4.960453 out of 5

Keywords: trevor wallace, trevor walace, travis wallace, white claw, kyle, monster, bang energy, trevor wallace cherdleys

Id: Y7EWcdze-So

Length: 4min 35sec (275 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 16 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Queensite95]

This guy is conflating chelsea boot/bad LA style with like actual alternative interests (getting serenaded in the back of an REI by John Mayer - which I would like)

[u/AuntieButtRaide]

“Jack Johnson makes me lactate 😂”