Rosa & Amy: Sleuth Sisters | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

so what'd you think of ropesburg it's a quaint it's whack and you know it their number one crime is tricycle theft there's a bakery attached to the precinct come on santiago you never would have taken that job so why'd you even care that they offered it to me i can't help it i'm competitive i have seven brothers and i was the only girl i always had to fight for a place at the table well you're not the only girl at the table anymore we work in a police force full of dudes we gotta have each other's backs okay you saying you have my back yeah i got your back don't smile i'm still mad at you i thought we were having a moment moment's over shut up so what do you think i don't love the sash but it's fine i'm just gonna get it what that's the first one you tried on i once saw you look at 54 different accordion folders and not buy any of them due to weak tabs i file hard i need strong tabs i just don't want to take up any more time your brake's not even a quarter done i'll stay another 10 minutes you'll stay until i dismiss you irene music now spin you work the case and hey if you guys need any pointers on a cool high five or something i could well if you need suggestions let me know you thought you could distract me with a record deal please i'm already represented by my mom god you're a turd well this turd is your best friend's future husband doink hey wait no give that back to me he's gaming on you not [Applause] tell your mother i said i never loved you and that your whole family is a bunch of friggin oh my god [Music] never have i ever slept with a guy broken his heart hired him to play at my wedding stolen illegally binding contract from him jumped on a bar dump booze on everyone falling off the bar probably giving myself a concussion and a permanent scar i have ever yeah [Applause] there's cesaro hey you have a minute i'm actually kind of busy right now right harboring a fugitive should i come back or he's hearing on the move gotcha all right sergio we've been waiting seven years to say this sergio mindar you're under arrest that's why i own you apostrophe re i can't believe you caught me we'll believe it we're an amazing team we're the sleuth sisters damn straight we are lame stay out of sergio traffic is shut down civilians are being funnels into checkpoints good i just wish my guys over here could be a little more efficient yeah i'm looking at you detective fuzzy paws this is amy hates dogs amy or amy extra stress jamie it's both amy's i'm under a lot of pressure and also that dog is a piece of trash okay until something else is going on you don't have to pretend to be mad at the dog first of all i'm not pretending that dog sucks also my period's late i think i might be pregnant oh damn i can't be pregnant jake and i agreed to wait at least a year until we tried i haven't found a nope i'm not on any preschool waiting list and i spent all of yesterday in a room with hitchcock in his new cologne which can't be good for the baby it is literally called zika okay relax you're probably not pregnant it's entirely possible hitchcock's cologne disrupted your cycle right yes that is a very real possibility santiago what's going on here is everything okay yeah totes right brother uh totes now if you'll excuse me detectives i need to leave him a snide voicemail about kindergarten statistics [Music] okay we have got to explain this thing to captain holt to save their relationship and you laughed at me when i went to that weekend-long math conference because you called it funky cats and their feisty stats that was the name it was so cool it was not anyway it's not about the math they haven't seen each other because of the night shift they just need to bone what gross rosa those are our dads i mean that's not what i think captain dad is just my boss wow never mind i'm teaching father the math whatever rosa amy stop had enough water i can hear it sloshing around inside you i know but i still can't pee i'm too stressed you need to calm down you know what helps me relax kicking stuff absolutely so what or who do you want to kick that guy looks pretty kickable hey i'm not kicking anybody okay i just need like some calming noises okay close your eyes love love well what is that it's a battling brook love blub you know what it's pretty good thank you everybody shut up hey i saw you earlier you weren't in the bathroom you were on a park bench playing on your phone yeah you left me to do everything while i thought you were pooping i wish you were pooping i wish to god i'm sorry oh rosa crying don't know what to do pat pat this feels wrong we put away figgis three weeks ago pimento should have been back by now we had plans to meet on that park bench once the coast was clear he hasn't shown up maybe he's deep undercover or he doesn't remember who he is or maybe he's dead wow thanks you're right my fiance is a total weirdo who's probably dead i'll just give up on him and go do my paperwork no diaz wait maybe he's just really really injured come on amy is uh everything okay santiago no i lost my ring did you see where it went actually it's behind one of these three doors why don't you pick one are you trying to monty hall me it's unbelievable i don't need monty hall ruining my place of work but monty hall has already ruined my home life come on sir the math thing isn't the problem night shift's keeping you and kevin apart you two just need a bone what did you say don't say it again i said you two need a bone how dare you detective diaz i am your superior officer bone what happens in my bedroom detective is none of your business don't ever speak to me like that again [Music] why did you do that dude his pen up now he knows problem solved wow five hours this is the most exciting contest we've had of course the incident last year was exciting but we all know how that ended no we don't right because of the gag order are you sure you want to keep doing this rosa you really don't have to my feet hurt a little but i can go as long as it takes well we're having a great time back here i'll just tell my buddy ready to hear about this great salsa that i make it's so mild you barely taste it that's it i can't take any more i'm out bye reggie i'll send you that article about mailboxes please don't oh my god teddy is boring people out of the competition and he doesn't even realize it can't let him get to you rosa it's fine i can handle boring we're friends ooh guys you will never believe who i saw at busch gardens last summer my neighbor yeah just walking around oh captain i know you don't want to talk about monty hall but i did contact a math professor no need santiago it's all good so the fight with kevin is over yep because you understand the math nope because you guys yep knew it see what happened is your dad's had sex okay rosa ta-da you made it sound like you fixed the toilet yeah i thought maybe amy would have pulled something together in the two minutes i stepped outside hey gina look what i stole from the barns and oh my god rosa i'm so happy to see you wait are you covered in toilet water yes big time but this is happening ugh fine kind of feel like i'm lurking tina get in here i want an open line of communication with d.o.t and i want someone from the d.a down here so we don't get cases thrown out i need a pair of sweatpants and check again on that status update from esu all right go go go what do you need sweatpants for my water just broke which reminds me we should be prepared to distribute emergency water and food your water's just broke you need to go to a hospital right now i don't want a birth happening around me it's way too gross i'm nowhere near giving birth i haven't even lost my mucus plug amy you need to get out of here i'm sorry my baby grosses you out rosa i'm excited to meet your baby when it's clean and wearing clothes and not blasting out of you like some half cuban jimmy neutron i'm just at the start of my labor i haven't even had my first contract was that a contraction no that was just crazy yawn fine look i don't have to go to the hospital until my contractions are three minutes apart and last for at least 45 seconds yeah we don't need to go home and pack some stuff uh i'll be fine scully you have a hospital go bag at your desk right yep what do you need one day three days coma kit i rest my case okay your contractions are three minutes apart it's officially time to go to the hospital not yet do you know how thin your cervix is right now yeah i'm worried so i started reading the book i found on jake's desk i do not want to be around when page 53 happens hank wants to know if we can cut emergency power to the third floor ugh let me talk to him hey if you page 53 in front of me our relationship will never be the same make sure you don't look at page 214 what you

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Length: 10min 0sec (600 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 19 2020