[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>> HELLO, SAN DIEGO PUBLIC LIBRARY.
WE ARE SO EXCITED WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TO READ BOOKS TO
YOU. >> HE'S SO GENEROUS TO DONATE
HIS TIME. WE DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE
HAS PLANNED, BUT HE'S GOING TO TEACH YOU ALL ABOUT READING.
PLEASE WELCOME RuPAUL. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. I'M SO GLAD TO BE HERE.
READING IS SO IMPORTANT. I EVEN BROUGHT EVERYONE READING
GLASSES. >> WOW!
FUN. >> NOW, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO
READ, THEN YOU TRY. >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> HER NAME IS KAITLYN. >> CAN SHE READ?
>> SHE'S STARTING TO, YES. >> KAITLYN, SWEETIE, I BET YOU
HAVE A PLENTY OF WASHED UP BASIC LITTLE FRIENDS THAT YOU CAN'T
WAIT TO READ HER FILTH, ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
>> WHAT? >> WELL, NOW, THIS IS A TIME
WHERE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING.
SO, RU, HERE'S SOME BOOKS THAT YOU CAN USE.
>> OH, READ THE BOOKS? OKAY, SURE.
ALL RIGHT. THE LIBRARY IS OPEN.
FIRST UP, ELOISE BY KAY THOMPSON.
ELOISE, YOU NEED TO CALL THE FRONT DESK AND GET A HOT OIL
TREATMENT FOR THAT BROOM ON YOUR HEAD.
VICTORIA'S SECRET CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR WALLPAPER BACK.
AND WHAT IS SHE DOING, POPPING A FART?
GOT THAT LEG ALL CRANKED OUT. ALL NASTY.
GIRL, PLEASE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> OKAY, NEXT UP, WE'VE GOT MADELINE, BY LUDWIG BEETHOVEN.
MISS MADELINE, I HAVE BAD NEWS, THE EIFFEL TOWER IS NOT IN THE
WOODS. YOU BETTER DRAW FRIENDS RIGHT,
BITCH. SOMEBODY'S TRYING TO ACT LIKE
THEY'VE BEEN TO PARIS. BUT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THERE,
GIRL. >> WHAT IS HE DOING?
>> NEXT IS THE SECRET OF THE OLD CLOCK.
HONEY I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE SECRET IS.
SHE'S OUT THERE DOING IT HERSELF.
SOMEBODY FOUND HER AND SHE JUST GRABBED SOME RANDOM CART LIKE
SHE WAS FIXING IT. GOOD GOD, GIRL, GET A GRIP.
YOU CRAZY. >> OKAY, LET'S PAUSE FOR A
SECOND. I THINK PEOPLE MIGHT BE A LITTLE
CONFUSED. >> WELL, I'M READING THESE BOOKS
FOR THE GIRLS. >> OKAY, I BELIEVE READING IS
LIKE PERSONAL INSULTS. >> READING IS LIKE THROWING
SHADE. AN INSULT WRAPPED INSIDE WORD
PLAY. READING IS FUNDAMENTAL.
>> OKAY. I'M SO SORRY, WHEN YOU PUT IT
LIKE THAT, GO AHEAD. >> THANK YOU.
HA GIRL, KBOOI.
NEXT. THIS GIRL IS SHAPED LIKE A BMW.
BODY MADE WRONG. AND WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR
FOUNDATION, WHY YOU LOOK SO ORANGE.
AND YOUR BODY IS GREEN, GIRL. POP OFF.
OH, BEAR GOT SOME BUSTED OVERALLS.
SHE THINKS SHE'S BOHO LIKE ZOOEY DESCHANEL.
YOU AIN'T BOHO, YOU BROKE HOE. BE GONE.
>> THIS ISN'T VERY EDUCATIONAL. SHOULD WE LEAVE?
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT, THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD SINCE THIS
LITTLE GIRL BLASTED OUT AT ME. >> THIS IS SO FUN.
DO ME. DO ME.
>> HONEY, YOU AIN'T WORTH THE CRABS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, I'D HATE TO INTERRUPT
BECAUSE I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE FIELD DAY YOU'D HAVE WITH ME,
BUT I'M NOT SURE THIS IS USEFUL TO OUR KIDS.
>> SIR, THESE ARE CHILDREN SPENDING THEIR SATURDAY IN A
LIBRARY WITH RuPAUL. A WELL TIMED READ IS GOING TO
SAVE THEIR LITTLE BOOTIES ON THE PLAYGROUND, RIGHT?
>> I WANT TO TRY. >> OKAY.
>> LIBRARY MORE LIKE STRAWBERRY. >> OH, OKAY.
BLESS HER HEART. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT -- YOU'RE
ALMOST THERE. MAY I CONTINUE?
>> OF COURSE. >> "JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH."
THAT PEACH IS GIANT AND IS JUICY.
MUST BE JELLY, BECAUSE JAM DON'T SHAKE.
OKAY, CHILDREN, YOU GO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
RuPaul is a San Diegan!
*Gaslamp was also featured! (5th and K)
Another fun fact, not the first time a PHHS student has hosted SNL.
I don't see any of that signage on Streetview. The library is over to the right.
It's number 1 trending!? Great.
Where is the homeless people at? 🧐👃🤢
I was wondering if they did this because of the drag queen reading in Chula vista
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