Dr. Fauci & Dr. Birx Cold Open - SNL

>>> HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE SITUATION ROOM. I'M YOUR HOST WOLF BLITZER, AN INDOORMAN WITH AN OUTDOOR NAME. >> I AM ALSO THE REASON FOR THE CHEERS. >> LET'S TRY TO KEEP THE WHOO'S TO A MINIMUM PLEASE. AS YOU KNOW, WHOO'S SPREAD DROPLETS. >> WHAT CAN WE EXPECT MOVING FORWARD? >> THE VACCINE IS APPROVED BUT WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET IT INTO ARMS/ GOOD NEWS IS I'M JOINING THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION TO CONTINUE THE FIGHT AGAINST COVID. >> AND I THINK I'LL BE JOINING AS WELL, RIGHT? >> YEAH. I DID A STANKY LITTLE FACE. AND I ALMOST WHISTLE WHISTLE WHISPERED NO. >> LET'S TALK ABOUT THE PFIZER VACCINE DISTRIBUTE IN UNITED KINGDOM >> YEAH, WE'RE DOING THIS VACCINE WORLD WAR II STYLE. WE MADE ENGLAND GO FIRST AND WE SWOOP IN AT END AND TOM HANKS WILL MAKE TEN MOVIES ABOUT IT WHEN IT'S ALL KISS ANY NURSE YOU WANT. >> WHO WILL GET THE VACCINE IN THE UNITED STATES. >> FIRST HEALTH CARE WORKERS. >> SUPER SENIORS, ANYONE WHO PAYS FOR RED LOBSTER WITH DINER'S CLUB KAURD. >> WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE OVERALL FEDERAL VACCINE PLAN. >> I TRY NOT IT COMMENT BUT THE PRESIDENT HAS DONE AS GOOD A JOB AS I DID THROWING OUT THE FIRST PITCH AT RED SOX GAME >> YES, I BELIEVE WE HAVE A CLIP. >> OH, WE HAVE TO SHOW IT. >> NOW, WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED? >> OKAY. WE ALL MESS UP. YOU THREW THE BALL WRONG. I DIDN'T SAY DON'T DRINK BLEACH. >> NO, NO, STOP THROWING BRAS PLEASE. >> I'M SORRY, DR. FAUCI, DID SOMEONE JUST THROW A BRA AT YOUR FACE? >> LOOK, THIS KEEPS HAPPENING. THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE THING I'VE BEEN THE ONLY ONE STAYING FAT SO SOME GOT A CRUSH ON ME. THEY SAY STUFF LIKE CAN YOU BE MY FACE MASK. I RESPECT IT. ANY OTHER YEAR I'M A TWO. THIS YEAR I'M A TEN. I DON'T KNOW. >> NOW IT'S MY UNDERSTANDING THAT THE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE MUST BE STORED AT 70 DEGREES BELOW ZERO HOW WILL YOU KEEP THE DOSES COLD? >> LUCKILY THE VACCINE COMES IN COORS LIGHT COLD ACTIVATED CANS SO, IF THE MOUNTAINS ARE BLUE, YOU KNOW THE VACCINE IS EFFECTIVE. >> THE PFIZER AND MODERNA VACCINE BOTH REQUIRE TWO DOSES. HOW WILL PROVIDERS TRACK PATIENTS TO MAKE SURE THEY RETURN FOR THE SECOND DOSE? >> WE'RE USING A TECHNIQUE LONG-EMPLOYED BY ONE NIGHTSTANDS WHO HAVE FEELINGS WE'LL LEAVE IT AT CVS TO SEE IF THEY COME BACK. >> AND WE'LL ALSO LEAVE THE NEEDLE IN THEIR ARM AS A LITTLE REMINDER. >> HOW DO WE DECIDE WHICH STATES GET THE SHIPMENTS FIRST. >> WE'LL DISTRIBUTE TO STATES ALPHABETICALLY STARTING WITH CALIFORNIA AND THEN NEW YORK CITY. >> AND THE DISTRIBUTION WILL VARY BASED ON THE LOCALE. >> RIGHT, IN NEW ORLEANS WE'LL TOSS THE VACCINES UP TO BALCONIES LIKE MARDI GRAS, MORE YOU SHOW, MORE YOU GET. >> NORTH CAROLINA'S VACCINE WILL BE VINEGAR-BASED WHILE SOUTH CAROLINA'S WILL BE MUSTARD-BASED. IN NEW YORK, THE VACCINE VESSELS WILL BE VERY THIN ON THE BOTTOM WHEREAS IN CHICAGO IT WILL BE MORE OF A DEEP DISH >> I SEE IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU. >> YES. HOPEFULLY IF ENOUGH AMERICANS GET THE -- >> MARRY ME. >> NO, ENOUGH PLEASE. HOPEFULLY IF ENOUGH AMERICANS GET THIS VACCINE YOU'LL ALL FORGET WHO I AM. THAT'S MY GOAL. TO HAVE ZERO NAME RECOGNITION WITH AMERICANS, THAT MEANS I DID MY JOB WELL. I WANT TO GO BACK TO BEING AN ANONYMOUS HUNK. YOU HAVE MY PROMISE, NO MATTER WHO IS IN CHARGE I'LL DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO SEE OUR LOVED ONES SAFELY AGAIN. >> AND I'M TALLER. >> YOU BEAT ME THERE. >> LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT."

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Length: 5min 42sec (342 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 13 2020