♪♪ >>YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT SHE SHOWED A LOT OF POTENTIAL. >>NO, I DIDN'T LIKE HOW NON-COMMITTAL SHE SOUNDED ABOUT LONG-TERM PLANS. >>YOU'RE SO HARD ON EVERYONE. [KNOCK ON THE DOOR] >>COME IN! >>HI. >>OH. HELLO! YOU MUST BE JOEL BRIGHTON. >>YES, THAT'S ME. >>HI, I'M RICHARD. >>HI. >>I'M RENEE. >>HI, PLEASURE TO MEET YOU BOTH. >>YEAH. NOW JOEL, RICH AND I HAVE INTERVIEWED A LOT OF PEOPLE TODAY TO BE OUR ANNOYING THIRD WHEEL FRIEND. >>YES WE HAVE. >>YES. MAY I HAVE A SEAT? >>OH ABSOLUTELY. >>YEAH. >>GO AHEAD. >>HM. >>SO JOEL, WHY DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE A GOOD THIRD WHEEL FRIEND? >>WELL, I'M VERY CONFIDENT IN MY ABILITIES. >>MHM. YOU HAVE SOME IMPRESSIVE REFERENCES FROM SOME NOTABLE THIRD WHEELS. SOLANGE KNOWLES, PRINCE HARRY. OH, THIS ONE CAUGHT MY EYE, RON WEASLEY. >>OH WOW! >>NOT BAD! >>HOW DID GET HIM? >>WE HAVE A FACEBOOK GROUP. >>OH THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GREAT. AND IT ALSO SAYS ON YOUR RESUME THAT YOU RECENTLY LEFT A JOB AS AN ANNOYING FIFTH WHEEL. WHAT HAPPENED THERE? >>I JUST WASN'T BEING CHALLENGED ENOUGH. I ALWAYS FELT OVER INCLUDED LIKE EVERYONE ACTUALLY WANTED ME TO BE THERE. >>[LAUGHTER] >>WELL THAT WON'T BE HAPPENING HERE. >>OH, NOT AT ALL. >>NOT AT ALL. >>NOT AT ALL. >>WONDERFUL. WONDERFUL. >>OH GREAT. WELL JOEL HOW ABOUT WE RUN THROUGH SOME POTENTIAL SCENARIOS, OKAY? NOW YOU'RE MAIN RESPONSIBILITIES WOULD CONSIST OF TAGGING ALONG ON OUR OUTINGS. >>RIGHT. RIGHT. SO IF WE SAID, "HEY JOEL, WE'RE GOING TO "GO RIDE THE FERRIS WHEEL. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THAT?" >>I LOVE FERRIS WHEELS! LET'S GO! >>GREAT! >>THAT WAS GOOD. >>GREAT! YES. NO, I LOVE HOW YOU MISINTERPRETED OUR STATEMENT AS AN INVITATION. >>YEAH. >>I THINK THAT REALLY CONVEYS YOUR PATHETIC SENSE OF CONFIDENCE IN OUR FRIENDSHIP. >>RIGHT. >>YEAH. YEAH. >>IT MAKES US FEEL LIKE WE'RE DOING YOU A SERVICE, WHICH I THINK IS KEY TO ANY THIRD WHEEL FRIENDSHIP. >>VITAL. YEAH, OKAY. A NEW SCENARIO. LET'S SAY WE'VE ALL JUST FINISHED DINNER AT OUR HOUSE AND I TURN TO RICH AND SAY, "HEY HONEY, "WHY DON'T WE WATCH A ROMANTIC MOVIE TOGETHER?" >>SOUNDS GREAT. >>WELL I ALREADY BROUGHT THE VOW! >>OH WOW. HE'S PREPARED. >>BOY SCOUT RIGHT HERE. >>WOW. WOW. JUST CAME WITH IT. >>SO WE JUST FINISHED THE MOVIE, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? THANK US FOR DINNER, GET YOUR COAT? >>ACTUALLY I'M FEELING A LITTLE PECKISH. I MIGHT JUST CHECK YOUR FRIDGE. >>HM. >>NICE. I LIKE HOW YOU'RE STILL EATING OUR FOOD EVEN THOUGH WE JUST FED YOU. >>MHM. >>YOU'RE REALLY COMMITTED TO NOT LEAVING US ALONE. >>WELL, I'M ALONE MOST OF THE TIME AND I HATE IT SO I FIGURE WHY WOULD YOU TWO WANT TO BE ALONE? >>YES! >>WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. >>YES! LAYING ON THE GUILT. >>YEAH. >>I LOVE THAT. >>WOW. >>YES. KEY. >>IT'S A GIFT. >>OH WOW. OKAY JOEL, HOW ABOUT WE GO THROUGH ONE MORE SCENARIO. >>YEAH, OKAY. >>NOW, HOW COMFORTABLE ARE YOU WITH PDA? >>OH, VERY COMFORTABLE. >>SO, THIS WOULDN'T BOTHER YOU? >>OH YEAH, NOT AT ALL. >>MAYBE IF YOU WALKED IN ON US EMBRACING? >>YEAH, OKAY. >>WELL I CAN'T READ SOCIAL CUES, SO I'M FINE WITH IT. >>TAKE IT UP A NOTCH? >>YEAH, YUP. >>OH, YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST! THANKS FOR SHOWING ME THE FUTURE I'LL NEVER HAVE. >>WOW! >>WONDERFUL! >>THAT WAS GOOD WORK. >>WONDERFUL! >>WORK WELL. >>YES. NO, THE HUG, I THINK THAT TOOK IT A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. >>THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN MISSING SOME POORLY TIMED PHYSICAL CONTACT. LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT. >>YES! NO. NOW, NOW, RICH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT UM, I COULD ACTUALLY FEEL THE SPARK OF OUR LOVE DIMINISHING. >>COULD YOU FEEL THAT? I COULD FEEL THAT. >>I COULD FEEL THAT- YOU COULD FEEL THAT? >>YEAH. >>OH THAT'S GREAT. >>YOU FLATTER ME. >>OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. NOW JOEL, WOULD YOU EXCUSE US WHILE WE DISCUSS OUR OPTIONS? >>OH YES, OF COURSE. >>YEAH. >>OKAY, GREAT. GREAT. >>IT'S REALLY- >>YEAH? >>JOEL WE WANT TO BE ALONE RIGHT NOW. >>WE ARE ALONE. >>[APPLAUSE] >>WELL DONE, JOEL. >>WELL DONE. >>YOU'VE GOT THE JOB! >>OH YES. >>THANK YOU. >>PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS. >>OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. >>WE DID IT HONEY! >>OH! SO WHEN DO I START? >>I GUESS NOW IS AS GOOD A TIME AS- >>SELFIE! >>HE'S REALLY GOOD. >>YEAH. >>DID YOU LIKE THE VIDEO? >>I DID. >>HOW ABOUT YOU VIEWERS OUT THERE? DID YOU LIKE THE VIDEO? >>I DID. >>WELL, TELL US ALL ABOUT IT. >>YEAH, COMMENT BELOW AND TELL US ABOUT A TIME WHEN YOU WERE THE AWKWARD THIRD WHEEL. >>AND DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE. >>I DID! >>IT'S GREAT. >>GOING ABOVE AND BEYOND RIGHT NOW JOEL. >>THANKS GUYS! SO WHAT ARE WE DOING AFTER THIS? >>[SIGHS] >>MAKING THAI? MAYBE SOME ZA? >>NO ONE SAYS ZA. >>DO THEY NOT? >>NO ONE. >>MAY MAKE A NOTE OF THAT.
