Don Rickles QUICKIES from The Hollywood Squares: "I'm LEAVING!"

let me tell you what that is that's the audience's opinion of our guest star this evening I kid my friends tacky buzzer which means the time is up a done he chose you so it is worth fifty dollars either to Ernie or to Wilma I'll read the question can you be discharged from military service because you just don't care I had that problem don't care well in the outfit I was in and I for my experience in the service I know there's no way he says you can I disagree with it you know it comes under personal deficiencies I didn't care and they wouldn't let me go but it's yes and we have annexin you've won yourself $100 any good jolly I sense it now well may your turn Don Rickles please hi done hi say the hair on your face is that mostly caused by male or female hormones no I'm a heat for an ape [Applause] bring that question again these the Tuffy's your face is that mostly caused by male or female hormones the hair that's caused by female hormones female nope nail for the next heir blow it in the dumper I wanna yeah we're on the digress for just one minute and talk about your mom how's she doing down there in Florida oh she's coming along thank you she's been ill but she's doing fine and we love her my mom love you yes I love her too and I know her thank you hey done according to the Farmers Almanac is there any reason to try to lower your voice to the deepest tones possible when talking to a horse I [Laughter] thinking about that I only if he starts smiling at you but is there any reason at all the lower your voice to the deepest tones possible when talking to a horse according to the Farmers Almanac yes or no I think that's the dumbest question I've ever heard in my life I'm with a horse I just stand against the wall and go I would say I really don't know it's a dumb missional should you or shouldn't you oh I hope your ears burn up you painting the burgers there's one clutching a fun cook for tonight he says no I disagree it is no it's more about dumb questions you were right to begin with a few Jon Rickles please done true or false british sailors british sailors are called limeys because they used to suck limes I'm going home [Laughter] limeys well I think it's so ridiculous that it might be true Benny I agree hey a Navy ladies of course to obtain vitamin C and defeat scurvy lieutenant Don Rickles for $250 done you're a doctor according to the Medical Encyclopedia why is the nurse blowing up your rubber gloves but she's lonely why would a nurse blow up your rubber gloves I don't know she's gonna be a weirdo take away our hat I would say to to prepare for an operation to prepare for an operation a little more specific Don what do I win a kazoo she blowing up your rubber gloves why we know you're preparing for an operation but to pop to powder it up to daughter up the gloves okay to powder it up powder them up can it just pick out what you like Oh me I will agree no to check it for holes yeah it has holes it's not good being a little ginger put a circle there by this is one of our offices George Gobel

Channel: spookylorre

Views: 163,127

Keywords: Don Rickles, Peter Marshall, Hollywood Squares

Id: N2GtB_TZrJM

Length: 4min 9sec (249 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 30 2018