Don Rickles Letterman 2011

our first cast a good friend of ours a comedy legend and he'll be performing at the Borgata in Atlantic City on April 8th and 9th ladies gentlemen welcome mr. warmth himself Don Rickles they love you Don what a night what a night what a frog oh god I wish I was someplace else hey listen before you say anything sure congratulations on the Johnny Carson oh thank you very much and I happen to be one of the judges and I can't lie I didn't vote please oh I don't think you're that great I think you're right I got a very nice well as a kid I know uh you know we were just talking about alight Paul that was great the band's week but you were great thank you not every meet you with love okay yes we know shut up Oh what no you guys are great I Reb you but I don't know who picks out your wardrobe with the guy in the beret better get back to Viet man yeah now what it was one thing I wanna one thing I wanted to ask you done yet man what the hell is that oh he looks like a lost rabbi playing a drum though last rabbi I have a question for you Jed jump in Josh now in fact which I never got over there that's it that sign is wrong David Letterman Show with date no get with the show with david letterman come on it's your starring david what is that whiff you're not some warm-up go out and make a stank for crying out loud change it you know the money you make now now the question I have for you trouble with the luggage trouble with the luggage yeah just loves that line trouble with the luggage I remember a seeing your act at that I think the Desert Inn yeah right when you had the baseball cap the shorts a sneakers and I thought you were at the beach game but like a darling I swear to god that's why I dressed when he came in the dressing room but at at some point on during your active fellow comes out on stage yeah and you say to him trouble with the luggage it's very funny ah hahaha you know there are a lot of clinics here in New York yeah baby yeah see if I can get into it listen speaking of clinics was it saying luck it's just whatever money uh what about Charlie Sheen have you ever seen a guy like Charlie Sheen Milan a guy wants to skyrocket he took the wrong pill what do you want get on he's a good kid he's a little bananas right now bears you know he's making a lot now can billions of dollars being nuts in your time in show business you ever seen behavior like that I don't really care that's not on top of my list I don't get up in the morning walk around what Charlie Sheen is doing here I got a lot on my mind if I come into this show now maybe you can help us out with this we were talking about the board got a beautiful hotel casino in Atlantic City absolutely or got or what does what does it mean do we know it means something canal that is gonna be a long night small village small village what does this stump the stars of it I was just curious and I'm told now small village who cares what do I care over small village large village me a pencil meseta what like you don't care no see I get that in for the jewsí case you know weekly people are gonna celebrate that you know that's what the the Egyptian trick you know with the ocean and the whole thing you know trouble with the luggage again with that trouble with Allah ah now god bless you day but you're starting to get on my nerves I hate it right now you know uh Regis Philbin god bless Regis Philbin you know Regis retiring from the Regis Association shut really walk away he's starting to annoy me mm-hmm I love Regis and you love ridges with friends from way back you know he does we get in the car every time I come to you I'm talking to the crew like you can help me they're all standing like that ahem lives and families they want to get on with it and the broad behind the boats with the earphones going how much longer with this oh how much longer do I have to listen to me oh yeah you know every time we get in the car in New York you know how Ricci it tries to be labor gets it we walk out in the street I want records darn reckless it rages with Don Rickles he thinks that's funny by know you know he's like Charlie Sheen he's got a problem you know what I love him and his wife Joyce great she was a you know she was a stripper once no no he didn't know that Regis his wife is a stripper revealing Yoshi he keeps it quiet you know he's very Catholic oh yeah you got to keep go you want to keep it finish in his underwear he wants to make a move before he goes it gives it one of those you know really to the Jews that's the highways blocked well he's fine yeah that's you let me get this straight take it before he before my help he I do that in case you people don't want to join in yeah I think it's my birthday no gifts just the picture of him yeah so Regis often whenever he wants to make a move on joy before he makes the move he'll do the sign of the Cross I wasn't in the bedroom I assumed in my hair but no and he also washes up you know okay man all right yeah we'll be right back here with Don Rickles letting them don rickles letters gentlemen I had some photos here on her show sure it's a great picture boy this brings back memories you and Tommy Lasorda you got yourself a uniform on there man look at that yeah what a great baseball guy huh that was he a genius manager or just a guy who knew how to be around ballplayers he was a great great and Weiss like he's dead he's alive you know is it he's a great motivator you know it's fun to be with him when so you're gonna Italian dinner he always lets the sauce get on your shirt oh hey folks that can't be old Jules now did you ever like you got a did you were you in the dugout with it yeah well know what what time with the game and every time I went down to the I would go into the locker room he'd always invite me in and all these kids from the Dominion Republican and it said they come from and Bangladesh whatever the hell they come from they all play ball but they'd none of them from America you know they played they always give that story to clay with no glove with a tin can okay you don't have the equipment don't play okay a good lesson kid Osho he says one put on the every time I go down the locker room and I'd say that hello he said go talk to the guys I'd say mr. Higa you talk to dr. Tommy gimme and again get me in the game you talk to Tommy says get your papers first so you can stay in the states nerd yeah they're not even citizens and they're looking to play ball you know sure Johnny wait so one night one day he says to me listen put on a uniform and you sit in the dugout was and then you'll take the picture out of the game really you go out to the field don't get so excited this happened years ago it's not gonna be tomorrow Mon I was a little too excited I'm kidding I know sorry we'll pull him and what have you I just was I was too excited yeah I'm sorry you sir take a valium and go in the back how can you not be take a vibe he knows how the band went yeah the ship gun will be in Friday guys just be like oh that's you Paul you don't need anything to just jump in with your funny ad libs I'm can you fall you're funny guy if you were a little taller they'd see it Barney way what could he do to me he's only the bandleader temporarily that's it the temporary look at you wait I'm temporarily completely so anyway thank me picnic to the game and I'd be in the dugout and he say take the picture out of the game ending eautiful oh that's good that's good outlet whoo anyway I have a little child a cousin is six ooh anyway ooh daddy's gonna eat the candy ooh hey how the hell a big star like you want to come up with oh yeah you have 38 writers looking Swizz it's a over she I'll be honest with you earlier today we had some trouble with the luggage with the luggage so I I put on the put the cap down walk out on the mound his big Mexican get out in the mound I come in I said son give me the ball who the hell are you truck I say I'm mr. Sora I'm the new girl coach you and I'm taking you out of the game you can take that bag okay what is crazy what are you're a tech guy like the day I said don't make a snake this 50,000 scope dead tech matter that game I said give it a ball diamond bring around bring it up picture it I took him out of the game and the next night he came over the house and robbed us anyway oh yes a joke oh you did - joke no it's I know it's a joke sure now every garden is gonna be at my house magazine Getty leave yeah Klein's it's right uh uh and then look at this picture right here this is the movie Casino and that you and Robert De Niro look at you guys together there I carried him in that picture yeah never never calls me ever since we did it Dave never calls me never and I love the guy he was great it was the first scene we did you know in casino it's walking that night for what they call night for night shooting you know in the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas at the time and we walked down and I'm his bodyguard whatever and he walks on I'm sourcesafe something like hey boss so who's got the gun with wearing a man where is where is the boss he got Gulu Gulu owner the gunner corner I just hold it oh just like that first time on scene I said Marty that's Scorsese who is a wonderful director but we had to put a phonebook so you could see him question the door if I mean yeah all right and he has as many kids doing the Texaco blah blah come on story is a tough picture to do it must've been you know why I'm laughing because I heard this before yeah anyway um listen this if you don't join in I'm not upset don't worry about wait so instead of there and I said geez I said I said what is this with the mumbling what is that and then if there was only something wrong it'll be like I said work on his personality this guy's had made billion dollars of picture and he's mumbling and spitting up all over himself get me somebody good monsters don't don't worry Bob it's a joke you know and dinerral you know big laugher Don Rickles at the Borgata little villain little villain Matic city April 8th April 9th

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Length: 13min 59sec (839 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 01 2013