Don Rickles Letterman 2009

as general on our first guest is a absolute comedy legend he will be performing at Table Mountain casino in free aunt California on October 26 theory is mr. warmth himself Don Rickles everybody and stay the night chicken iodine is it oh I thought is the old German here it's not don don don how are you how are you Dave Dave Dave Dave good good to see you well to see you they look better than everybody listen that so is always a great treat to come back here to New York to your show which is fighting and fighting to stay alive Yeah right listen well we we appreciate your support certainly you know it's really getting to me it's getting on my nerves that little little Canadian bald-headed Daddy Warbucks wait a second huh what what are you talking about all of a sudden you're promoting the book David rich we had the same writer the same write every day this man what where's then they go yeah there's my book look David writ I say you how you supposed to talk alright no no excuse me excuse me I'm sorry just sit there with your cane and newspaper he hopes only stops by Daddy Warbucks all right no God and it's good to gimmick with the glasses the blind bit helps a lot okay anyway he he co-wrote your book the the Don Rickles book yeah the Don Rickles book of New York time bet some this sky from no place what is he going to talk about how cold it gets in Canada hey if you wear a fur coat on a Jewish holiday okay sure I look good buddy no you're Jewish right yes well don't anyway uh now they do yeah you know getting out of line Paul all right eat a minute I'll do the funny stuff look at the band and hope you're the conductor right are anyway now dan why do they all look so weird why are you in the blue jacket EU you've got a problem really trombone he plays the trombone Trump I know what he play okay you and your lovely wife Sabra barber right the other one was the hook of the weed yeah we're at a theater of the Bye Bye Birdie last night the thing collapsed the show stopped on Stamos tell you what hello Bill Irwin what's going - yeah uh uh hey all the years you go - bro well you don't get out of the house but I'm talking about then went to Broadway David we're sitting there folks they're out there isn't it because every time I come here I think I've got cataracts know they're there they're there Stein and I own okay no no so we're sitting all of a sudden we hear a crash and I thought it's part of the show and the girls have dancing and John runs out takes the girls and says come on girls the train is in it was a train scene and he walks off and the curtain closes and he walks hutton and instead much you know handsome Greek kid you know sits around eats the salad all day long anyway oh really that's what he does it's the salad all day long I know what I said hey every time we talk if this is gonna be on tape I mean come on anyway so he generally comes out he says what are we going to end Bob Saget a great comedian was there also and we're sitting in the audience all of a sudden John says help me out you know I said what happened said well we got a little accident but could you do something Don I said yeah I'll leave and it went on we kidding around and when the audience in the papers picked it up it and John and the cast went through a vibrator by the way I see it it's a great show yeah but I heard that no not after Joe got your job I heard you said something like I thought it was only gonna be here for a night not a weekend yeah yeah well now you said it well but if my boy you want me to say it again but not awake yet again but I bet the audience loved having you there they hated it of course they loved it that's a matter okay I don't know you got the jar I don't remember don't relax a little bit maybe the car yeah it's funny nerd oil all right there right in here's something I'm proud to be able to tell the folks that you have signed your 51st year as a headliner in Las Vegas Nevada 51 consecutive years how about that ladies gentlemen 50 foot 51 years everything was great till a cymbal crash came ah Donna went out in 1927 when Jack Carter was rolling for Jack Carter was wrong that's an inside showbiz go that's why you people don't have to left us you'll roll from Milwaukee and like move up al now Don give us give us an idea how Las Vegas has changed in 51 years you know in my day it would my day when I first started out a lot of sand and a lot of guys that talk like a Frank quarry one of the waiter yeah and these guys went to college yeah anyway uh and they all sat around smelling their guns and smelling their gun that's right smelling their gun is it anyway uh no smelling it that guy there was a lot of wise guys and then you know that everybody was Vito boom boom Charlie Babbitt ah no you know yeah but it was great because if you wanted a cup of coffee today if you want coffee or eggs you got to go boom four stamps three vice presidents two secretaries right before you get anything and those days doing hey give the kid whatever he wants and then grab his daughter and push the wrong my walked a couple of those guys will be alive and you'll see me up here like this there are any of those the guys still allowed are all dead that's good thank God because it could be dangerous if you're talking about no chance that dead dead yeah are you sure if they're not dead I got a problem oh wow Oh we'll be right back here with don rickles everybody this your beautiful wife Barbara right there where was this that was at a Laker game you know they take the picture if you're ever in California well it's a long bus trip don't worry about it but if you're in California you go to the Laker game and they take shots of people in the audience kissing the big applause cam yeah this cam is what it is yeah and people really really look like they enjoyed that moment so no they did that mean it look look look at this guy right there he can't he can't get enough she's a beautiful woman oh well thank you have you been married how about an hour no we're married god bless the 44 years Wow 44 years with my nan sir oh you know what I have the type of wife you know like you like I say with all the kidding around and making fun both of us in this business and I'll say Barbara they're showing great last night I was so happy in Vegas ago that show went great and she'll say listen dinner is about an half hour so hurry it up I said why don't you make a fuss she said well that's your job yeah yeah so I'm married to a valium do you um do you do you mind if we talk a little bit about your relationship with Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis jr. joy Bishop and and and Dean Martin and and the the rail fact Frank Dean I adored Frank was the guy for me he was you know he was my hero he really wasn't he had he had another side of him but you heard stories run but he was wonderful with the ladies yeah as far as a gentleman is concerned and it was great to Barbara and I we went to Europe with him and we had great times and you don't think his famous thing was when you order with Sinatra and I'm not Italian so I'm exaggerating this but it's pretty much sounds like that I'll say Frank we going to Monte Carlo and they come with the flaming table in a in a wedding about about him he Guinea and everybody's dead about that I mean you know and what Selenia said his own table you know listen no that's a joke he was dead that he his son was there anyway uh not this son could be alive and I'm a moral failure file so no so so much so we sit there and Frank would say Donna done I'll take care of it way to give none to jewel-box Academy at the 450 and the little Z day Buddha many were with the source by Rivini such a Frank but Shh try to trust the fried and I would take it and I would say be eating it and he'd look over and said are you gonna eat this crap I said yeah he said don't have a mind to your own for say what are you nuts friend you can die from that stuff that was a sense of human you had a laugh like you did otherwise he'd hurt you now I remember you told me a story one time and maybe you told the story on the show before but I found it so interesting it was you and a Frank Sinatra and some people and it happened to be on the French Riviera it may be Monte Carlo and you're in a restaurant and there's a tremendous electrical storm taking place outside you remember that story I just yeah I still wet my pants when I think about it yeah no it's pouring rain and we're at the Louis hotel in Monte Carlo in the square have you been in Monte Carlo you were Monaco yeah that's like yes I would a pickup truck yes that's right delivery Chile Mahalo with the baseball cap going do they know me you don't know this man I have dinner with him we head on to a table at the veal yeah anyway so we're Monte Carlo and they had this big bay window David big bay window and Jilly rest his soul is with us Antonio and a few other people and what happened some drinks and Frank all the sinners and when he has the drinks the back of his neck would get red money when he was going pretty good you know and and you know he did funny things like putting the knife in your hand anyway but you never went out she went anyway so we're sitting there and suddenly it starts to rain a thunderstorm and he had some drinks in him and we all had some drinks a bubble own bubble boom lightning flash and bang bang I said T like that and he said Don I want you and Jilly to go outside and tell him him the end photographers to stop taking my picture we'll be right back here with Don Rickles everybody now ladies and gentlemen Don will be appearing at the Table Mountain casino in free hunt California October 26th and Snoqualmie so Kwame at Snoqualmie casino Indian group that Custer wiped out in oh I didn't know that that'll be Washington November 5th it's no commie now oh no some night I gotta sit out there and hear this yeah I want I'm gonna I'm gonna beg you for another story and I have to pay and I know you've done this story many many times but it's a favorite of mine and nobody tells it like you do it's the night that Frank Sinatra saved schecky Greene's life oh my god no Shecky Greene is a great comedian and still is he he some people think he's retired but he's not he he works now he works when he when he feels like appalled so I'm a couple of years ago yeah yeah did I say to button no oh no nobody said oh except about it I'm sorry I'm so sorry that's okay dad I have to give you a Debbie I love you anyway huh no I the story is it's not a pleasant thing and Shecky was always you know making fun of the mob and so forth in its great human great comedian I had a great sense of him and still does and funny funny funny and one night Frank got a little the way I understand it got a little fed up and said to the guys wake him over I I don't like it anymore work him over when Frank says work him over you phone your family and say goodbye no it wasn't it wasn't really that bad as well was hey hey so they got him back back it the way I understand it backstage at the Fontainebleau someplace and they started banging on a bang bang bang and Frank walked in and said I think that's enough check he's like this and that's the story that David loves and Dave's the same save his life all you need to know ladies gentlemen 51 can second years as a headliner in Las Vegas Nevada the great Don Rickles

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Views: 759,390

Rating: 4.8239412 out of 5

Keywords: Comedy, David Letterman (Comedian), Don Rickles (Comedian), Talk Show (TV Genre)

Id: 6EI6UbBdDXY

Length: 15min 26sec (926 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 21 2013