Doing Communism correctly this time - The Movie - Rimworld

communism history is littered with Stark burning examples of its failure but as we all know that's just capitalist pig dog propaganda as they say we've never actually done communism correctly so today boys in Rim World we're doing communism but correctly this time and there's only one man who can create this Utopia our supreme leader Rim Jong-un Rim Jong Rim Jong uun is the head of state for the Democratic People's Republic of Ikea North Ikea that is he is that which can only be described as the rizzler but you'll have to wait and see what I mean our glorious leader lands in O Bleak mountainous area with nothing but some supplies and a dog on a world full of people who want to kill him filthy individuals all of them basically he landed in Chicago as a native North ikan old Rim Jong is most comfortable under the ground so he sets out digging a series of tunnels basically turning into a New York Jew someone called Kevin Bacon they're under the goddamn ground oh and I named the dog fuk by the way good right yeah it's good for our Storyteller I chose ariadne Arch Duchess because Reddit said every 5K wealth we'd get an event this did seem to backfire however because communism is not known for generating wealth what I should have done was find a Storyteller who generated events based on human suffering and tyranny well actually I probably would have lost already if I did that no one man can stand against such [ __ ] Hate Now North aans are well known for their organ organizational skills so to round out Rim jong's first day he gathers all his nearby resources and [ __ ] off to sleepy land it's well known that career politicians are normally known for being huge lazy [ __ ] but good old Rim Jong-un here Works tirelessly to make a home for himself and his future brain dead starving followers that's what makes him a quadruple a reader that's why he's so Supreme it's not all the extra cheese also Rim Jong is just a standard ass baseliner his real power comes in the form of his ideology which as you know is communism done correctly this time supremist industrial tunnelers who worship a god Emperor it couldn't be more perfect all commies love dumb labor because they have no choice of course you work or you die the Godlike leader with all his exalted power just doesn't care our labor yields are high and our men stay [ __ ] of course only Rim Jong will get to have any Hanky Panky but that's why he's a gangsta in Rim jong's North ikan communist country no means yes and yes means a so anyway with all the flocks of people we will soon have join in our Utopia we will need to feed them well I mean with Communism that's kind of an oxymoron I guess but we have to at least make it look like we're trying to feed them so the UN doesn't untie our balloon knots so Rim Jong lays down the fungal gravel so he can plant copious amounts of neutr fungus it'll help him to become a really fun guy okay and who should show up to disrupt us but the filth team they're only after our hard ass wood so we just let them be and carry on with our mission of laying down the coveted Neutra fungus but filth team's arrival spurns us towards setting up defenses only through powerful threats of violence can our ideology be saved it's a good thing too because filth team is back and they want blood Rim Jong prepares the defenses as filth team charges Straight Ahead they must also be commies because they go right for my dog fuku only a monster would eat a dog but fuku pushes his [ __ ] in and takes a well-deserved rest you can't beat fuku it takes like I don't know three dudes with machine guns to do that never going to happen in the business we call this foreshadowing we get a kitchen set up and continue our labors only through harsh physical suffering may we find virtue we finally get rocking on some proper bedrooms and show the power of our ikan ways cheap Matchbox Furniture godamn beautiful our food had gotten dangerously low so Rim Jong performs his first hunt forgetting to eat is typical of communist societies and it's also a great segue to today's video sponsor Alzheimer's thanks to today's video sponsor Alzheimer's who uh well you know the thing thanks to alzheimer's I can uh do bacon flipflops immigrants and Coco melon for the low price of a like on this video you too can get uh I just [ __ ] my pants thanks what's your face for sponsoring today's video now back to the radio with some more hunting and the cooking of basic meals we can start on our power supply Rim Jong deserves the Finer Things in life after all with that all the lights come on and rim Jong can rest soundly in his awful bed with mysterious stains on the floor that's okay Rim Jong no one can judge you because you're all alone our first Traer arrives and rim Jong uses this opportunity to purchase a pair of breeding goats so that he may breed them and create an infinite food supply good thinking rimj oh well or he kills them for their meats and a short-term gain hey no one said commies were smart all right and at this point we take a quest for forced fog to gain some honor forced fog is also what Rim Jong calls his penis I was toying with the idea of working Rim Jong up the Empire ladder and made him a Freeholder this goal however just like human rights in a communist government wouldn't last too long but you'll see what I mean we now officially dub Rim Jong-un as the supreme leader of who well no one yet but he gives the most empowering speech no one will ever here and takes his rightful place at the head of this Utopia God damn it Rim Jong Daddy Jong illan would be proud he now has his Divine rule oh we venerated Coxs by the way which I just thought would be funny so anyway at 14 days in now I realize that watching fog on high speed is hella trippy and our fungus is ready for Harvest beautiful sustainable nutrition even fuku is vegetarian just like Hitler REM Jong idolizes Hitler and his authoritarian ways except REM Jong can't grow a mustache well because he's Asian so he grows his mustache a little more down south makes it look like an angry busy thank God he covers it up with a leaf am I right we swap out our cave walls with some fancy marble another visitor arrives Who Sold us a dprk helmet Rim Jong may as well get a little protection for the days to come for his story will be one steeped in the tradition of communist violence with our new militarization efforts what better way to celebrate than a missile test launch we're coming for you America you [ __ ] scared yet we then begin producing concrete and lay out a defensive area we'll refer to as the dehum izing murder zone or the DMZ it will be our ballark against capitalism and their excellent ideas there's no room for those here God he's working so fast crank this up to the speed of dark Bubba that's Baba jaini speed player that's fast then the transfer deserter Quest you know maybe Rim Jong has been slowly cast aside and alien from the rest of the world maybe the Empire who once liked him now found his idealic ways revolting maybe Rim Jong starts his Arc of evil why not I say we accept and the deserter joins us we're now exiled from the Empire and marked his enemy unfortunately this deserter is addicted to goj juice which really kind of sucks but he fits right in only through suffering can a Kami gain Enlightenment and finally with another good little Kami we can name our glorious Utopia I didn't actually realize this until editing that I put in the wrong word I put diplomatic when it should have been Democratic so you know may maybe it's just my way to avoid copyright infringement yeah that so we're now the Diplomatic people's ruic of Ikea living in the beautiful land of North Ikea brings a goddamn tear to your eye don't it boy also to follow our iean ways we rename the deserter to Flugtag yes this naming theme will continue our citizens are seen as cheap replaceable Furniture items basically true commies I say flug is also an excellent Chef so that's cool the Empire finally comes for all Flugtag we hastily built more defenses and take pot shots when they come close but they attack our infrastructure and the unfinished DMZ and then fuk was caught outside these capitalist monsters attacked our beloved fuku we bravely hide in our tunnels while fuku bleeds out and the Cappies attack our concrete walls they eventually give up and leave allowing us to celebrate Victory well kind of we didn't get the quest reward of psychic neuro formers which sort of put a hamper on my plans Rim Jong was going to become a psychic Kami badass but uh yeah that'll have to wait I guess so we rebuild what we had lost though we could never rebuild our beloved fuku so of course we offer this hero a true communist burial one befitting the highest honors we can bestow for the hero fuku we carve up his mangled corpse for food it is the Kami way after all wow is it dirty in this [ __ ] base too eh back to our labors we must complete the DMZ and with the arrival of a visitor it was time to use the greatest power that communism commands endless waves of brainwashed Warm Bodies so a prison is constructed and this random unfortunate woman is kidnapped for propagandizing it's a word don't look it up we're now enemies with her faction but Rim Jong doesn't care he's focused solely on completing the DMZ the newly kidnapped woman is successfully turned into a good little commi and our recruitment efforts begin also I thought it was funny that AAC cow or whatever they're called fell from the sky named crybaby Damn Baby don't cry about it ha anyway DMZ wow so good I don't remember at this point if this fence thing I'm trying actually works but we're trying it anyways we get a quest for our Relic item the bowl of hunger but this video we won't pursue it that'll have to come later a mole woman falls from the sky and we have a new mouth bre breather to convert wow I can't talk it's kind of fitting because we're tunnel dwellers and she's a mole poetic really also Rim Jong is now rping as a CO fearing doctor or something I don't know just just [ __ ] go with it and don't forget your booster we complete the DMZ so now Rim Jong can relax those Western Powers will have a tough time cracking this egg so we focus on our base now and with all these extra mouss we're running out of food as is tradition luckily a Trader shows up and we buy all their pmk to prolong our suffering the mole woman is now also a good little commi I really got to convert fluke dog he's kind of acting like a [ __ ] but with his Go Juice addiction he may not beong for this world I don't know we'll have to wait and see that's the fun for recreation I made FiveFinger fillet table or something whatever it's called so now my guys keep cutting their fingers kind of like those evil Illuminati [ __ ] but in Rim jong's case he must be a member of the Illuminati eh iruminati cuzz he's Asian that's not racist you're racist and we successfully recruited that woman from earlier so naturally being Supreme reader REM Jong seduces her and their now lovers he just had to tell her a story about authoritarians typical Kami Love Story wow got that quadruple a puss now Bae going to make them try for a baby too cuz we all know that's one thing commies do well I mean unless you're a woman then uh well you don't do so well as a baby ain't that right China oh and Happy International women's day boys what do you think she's doing to your mans good thing no one can question J's Authority pegging or not and with a suspicious staining next to the bed they get that freeon then Rim Jong is back to work he's just so committed wow and she's already pregnant y man is a fertile Myrtle got to live bringing up children in this Hells scaped authoritarian Utopia we accept a fight in into our society just like what she needs to survive she's kind of trash but she's got some good plant skill and she's already a good little commi so we save tons of conversion overhead a raid comes for her and we can now test out the power of our newly formed DMZ the team lines up ready to face the capitalist horse cats and within an instant it was over the DMZ is [ __ ] op [ __ ] just as Rim Jong pran it they should have sent nudes instead of soldiers now it's time once again to focus on our Mountain Home expansion waits for no man on a sad note we had to deconstruct fuu's old bed rip Pooch Rip but now we can promote our plant [ __ ] to the Fist of the Supreme reader she does have bang in Social this will help us spread our brainwashing throughout the world we all come down with a little bout of food poisoning which which is especially bad for the pregnant gal she's going to be firing out of both ends nice and sloppy just the way Rim Jong likes it they going to say thousands on Lube PR gal is also starving very uh true to theme for this video huh our wellth starts taking off H kind of and it only took 47 days but unfortunately Rim Jong and his baby mama broke up she couldn't handle his awesome power or something I don't know I'm going to keep making them sleep together though she is bearing the Supreme Heir after all but it's all right you mans will get some more punon tag plenty of fish in that sea remember boys [ __ ] come and go but the film in the spank bank is forever then flug to has a birthday and becomes frail that combined with his Go Juice addiction is making him less and less attractive maybe we'll make this Colony just Rim Jong in his Haram of Kami [ __ ] I don't know we'll uh we'll see how it plays out we then recruit our mole woman her mining skill for sure will come in handy and it's another potential wench for the supreme leader we take a quest to save a royal from a man hunting raccoon who of course stands no chance against the mighty DMZ it's weird even though the Empire hates us they let us save their dude he [ __ ] off in his shuttle and rim Jong did not get any of the honor so it was kind of a waste of a spike trap oh well we tried the West just won't accept us for no fault of our own of course until this point I also forgot to name everyone else so now we have ibben flag Gutenberg and znik welcome to North Ikea [ __ ] we try once more to convert flug dog but it doesn't work he must be a vestern spy also it's important to note that that none of our guys have a high intellectual skill so our research this whole time has been very very stagnant which really [ __ ] sucks but hey you know it is what it is progress is slow but again I guess that really sums up the Kami experience a lack of innovation zeber schnick becomes upset because I forgot to make her a bed and goes on a food binge eating what little food we don't have so that's cool if I didn't need her we'd have an execution lucky for her I require her skills so we make her a bedroom and build a commi ideology room they're digging faster than a hidic Jew like the ghost of Bacon's past it's after their extra skin having an ass I'm talking a lit fire under that ass Bubba due to everyone's bad moods Rim Jong gives a propagandist leader speech it was encouraging thankfully so with every little bit helping we may end up being saved some more of these binges good job rim Jong good job like a true politician the man can lie or in this case Ry HH too far I don't know [ __ ] it we increase our power production to ensure our industrialization continue and set up fishing zones with tons of vital colonists they may as well do something in their downtime I'll admit I'm not running this Colony very well but hey I'm leaning into the Kami lifestyle all right get off my dick now we do something that should have been done at the very start growing fields we lay down all the things a colony could need rice obviously cotton he root and psychite I really dropped the ball on this one but better late than never I suppose in my defense it was only Rim Jong for a long time all right but now our little commies can set off to work in the field field we also get a quarry down because manual labor is sexy almost as sexy as Islamic terrorism who we then accept a quest for a new colonist on the hope that they'll be good at research they weren't it's a low mate who's 13 so not great and now we're rated because of it obviously they fell to the mighty DMZ but we got more Kami type clothes so it wasn't all bad ah work in the fields just as a good little Kami should nice our new Catgirl is a decent Chef so flug can spend his days researching with a whopping skill of four it's the best in the colony so it's slow but it's at least something after then looking into what makes a Catgirl Catgirl I saw that they needed loving to live which I mean normally wouldn't be a problem except this Catgirl is 13 now no now her chronological age is 90 Rim world made me do this all right I didn't make the rules but if anyone is going to do it it's Rim Jong on his finger cutting Epstein Island like type Mountain Base 90 she's 90 all right I aptly name her punter trap and then attempt the seduction to save her life godamn it I didn't choose this and I'll tell you what boys thank God it didn't work turns out the death from celibacy doesn't kick in until 16 which I mean is still not good but it's better maybe I guess not really not not at all really flame Rim world but it looks like I won't have to change Rim jong's name to Muhammad after all oh anyway let's move on WE expand the base yet again to get a crafting room set up then alpab beavers come waling through must be punter trap's family eh eh but I take a quest to fight some dudes for a vanometric power cell I sent Gutenberg out on a caravan just to bring her right back in to satisfy her wandless a little cheesy but I need their moods fixed damn it we're super close to carpet making which will allow us to finally get some gorgeous North ikan banners and flags to spruce up this joint a little bit but we just need a cotton Harvest first showing again why I should have started this ages ago we made a conversion staff for gabar and converted punter trap to Communism super fast too might I add these young weak minds are so malleable and easy to brainwash I bet I could convince that she's actually a boy in like 3 seconds wow now that would be evil wouldn't it good thing people don't do that nonsense ha oh and check this out a North ikan car company is born let me present to you the de wo fit for aami King the only way to ride in style this puppy has a Hing one man power engine ikan engineering wow I don't know how you turn off its engine though but that was fun I guess the raid finally comes and you already know they fell to the DMZ I tried to capture two of them but unfortunately they perished on a Cold Stone slab in a pool of their own blood so guess our ranks won't grow on this day or will it ibben flog is in labor time for Rim jong's Supreme baby to be born man I love a good intense dilation she pushes and pushes and poops and pushes and then a baby due to the pain she becomes an optimist and the baby couldn't be healthier that's a commi healthcare win if I've ever seen one probably the only one now if you've made it this far into the video I thank you and I want you to help me name this baby put your baby name suggestions down in the comments below and I'll pick from that also this will continue for a little while as a series that's right we're back to Let's Plays well kind of at least for now so expect some more Rim Jong in the near future will this baby be the promised child of Legend to bring communism around the world or will Rim Jong run this Colony into the ground and the commies die off I don't know we'll find out in the next episode of Rim jong's Ball Z so anyway ethnic cleansing what's more communist than that that's right nothing today in Rim World our antagonist Rim John aims to strengthen the state's hold on everyone's day today and just how do Communist governments usually accomplish this forboding and essential task that's right violence it is after all in the Kami 101 handbook and I value historic accuracy over all else but before we get to all that thanks to the comment section we'll be naming the heir to the Kami supreme leader vajir punon the baby's a girl but hey it's 2024 she may not be for long sorry I mean they may not be for long old flug to may not be for long either because we're rapidly running low on Go Juice So when he got a crush on the baby mama of vajir well we of course had to crush his desires no one shall be tunnel buddies with the supreme leader his throbbing micro coock will be all these women ever know the Supreme Tootsie Roll flies solo Mio plus rim jobs working on repairing their broken home so unlike typical communist protocol I'm going to let him cook while he's cooking a Trader visited us seeing how sparse the goods were that we could sell to turn a profit got the the wheels of the trabant Turning urge to capitalism rising and the decision was made to increase our production of cotton so instead of spending time watching skibby toilets on an iPhone 3 while eating Ben and Jerry's americone dream which by the way is the most commy flavor of Ben and Jerry's will be toiling endlessly instead baby food had to be created to feed vajir punter trap used rice which I thought was funny and fitting also we're now going to be naming our vehicles with the preface of DP or diplomatic people so say welcome to the Diplomatic people's day woo yep DP has uh no other hidden meaning you sick bastards side note I don't know why but I really want some double stuffed Oreos our colonists continue to make iruminati type offerings of finger Cuts I really should get some new forms of recreation unfortunately there's nothing else we can really build right now so the Satanic ritual shall continue until morale improves our production capabilities grow with the ability to finally smelt slag the labors of the people continue and the fields of forced labor begin to show their fruits but best of all our people keep cutting their godamn fingers look at her going to bed with bloody fies well I guess if she double clicks the mouse now she won't need any lube and I if if it's that time of the month well that's just a bonus all right that was gross I'll admit it zers schnick his ordered to clear the fields to make room for more planting but a communist mole person being in the sunlight hot and above all following the tradition of hunger snaps and decides to to burn this [ __ ] down I've only ever experienced rage like this when I studied for weeks to pass the online capture quiz just to fail miserably goddamn lack of proper nutrition a tail as old as time I'm afraid but punter trap uses the power of persuasion to calm her down and Doctor Rim Jong abates the fire she's lucky that we need her or it'd be the Gog for this one God damn it Rim Jong not you too [ __ ] fingers boys I'm telling you I should stop him but it releases copious amounts of dopamine into my brain so God damn it I'm just not going to the timer on rim jong's Romancing abilities is also off cool down what we need now is the awesome power of Kami seduction and who does Kami seduction better than anyone else this handsome devil that's right [ __ ] Wun who's so handsome he won Miss Ikea 69 years in a row and the judges definitely weren't under any threat of family murderized the competition no no that'd be crazy crazy I was crazy once they put me in a room a rubber room this plan is perfect it's so perfect a purple-haired liberal arts major college student couldn't do any better and Bam just like that vamir is no longer from a broken home faded to join the Crips at age8 we did it boys and now Rim Jong can focus on slaying the other clams of the colony hopefully he's not allergic to shellfish we fashion children toys out of concrete for young vajir and the Supreme one takes it upon himself to clear the fields but unfortunately I forgot that these things explode so uh good job rim Jong you really cleared the the fields eh just not in the way I desired Kami Jesus showed mercy upon our good little commies and brought forth the rain saving most of our crops and sparing us to live even deeper in poverty wait a minute Kami Jesus wouldn't do that that sounds like that bastard business Jesus oh God what's happening oh thanks Freddy foreshadowing so anyway we got the mechan mechanical device but we don't need mechanical devices in this Colony nope we have Rim Jong for that ah vamir loves it [ __ ] perv just over there chilling Bing chilling even even though our Utopia is doing well in uh certain regards we lack diely on Research capabilities so Rim Jong uses his Supreme powers to fill fluke to's numbered days with an increased work capacity even the sick and dying are not spared from hard labors in our society that's capitalist pig dog mentality [ __ ] that so work hard or damn you or it's the gool Lo for you honestly I don't even know if work drives like really help res but eh you know it's worth a shot we completed drug production and began researching toxify generators this will help guten fulfill her desire to eat microplastics while also giving us more energy sure it creates pollution but being commies we only Gaslight people to think we care about a green environment really we just want power but don't tell anyone we got a good scam going fluke to is down to his last go juice and we expand our Mountain Home to put down our new generators God damn just look how fast they dig you know I want to make more New York Jew tunnel jokes but God damn it boys we're we're going to be doing a lot of digging I'm worried these jokes will get old unlike the children they took into those tunnels ain't that right his CICS we're planning to take over the land to the South insert South Korean Invasion joke here maybe I I don't know yeah yeah that'll do I guess our little commies like it at least and just like that we're almost done already with some securing of the Southern border we can complete our breakthrough I know I know securing the southern border is what commies are supposed to be against but this is Ikea not America so it's fine last thing Ikea needs is to be invaded by a mass of immigrant Raiders seeking to destroy our society those damn military age single males but hey it's this random camel's birthday today happy birthday colen I hope this sunlight brings you many Sparkles now then eating is the most anti-com activity you can perform so hunger strikes it is woo y yay but not by choice because we've ran out of food at least we will sooner than later because we're now making fine meals huh maybe I am the chosen one the one to actually do communism correctly this time Wow Bow before me [ __ ] we now interrupt today's episode to thank today's video sponsor Papa's Master baits do you sneak out to go fishing in the middle of the night to get food for your family without the state knowing of course you do we've been watching you do it but now you can sex topple the amount of 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prison well I mean it's not a prison it's a it's a gool Lo fun camp no need to invite your friend because they're already here turns out we can't have a public execution when the person is down so we'll treat flug to like we do with all veterans and leave them to die on the streets cold scared and alone well not the streets the It's the Go Lo but you know what I mean ah our first cotton Harvest finally we're moving up now boys and we're starting to eat fine meals [ __ ] we may be turning into the proletariat with the cotton we rais the banners of Freedom around the col or no wait hang on let me try that again sorry I'm really drunk on copium right now we raised the banners of State oppression around the colony as a constant reminder to our peons that there is no hope there is no escape and there is no food we have successfully decolonized our Colony actually that sounds like a nonsensical oxymoron but uh shut the [ __ ] up the Kami Supreme government can't be incorrect or incompetent that's it we need to slay someone to assert our dominance uh you wait no that's that's slaying [ __ ] uh wrong kind um You Ah that's better damn colonizer that'll teach you to uh colonize I guess anyways to the mass grave with your freeloading ass but let's move on the toxify generator is finally complete and guten bar gets her highly sought after garbage yes hide your face in shame as you scarf down that mock communism when you're so hungry you'll eat toxic garbage and now that flug togg is dead we uh we have no researcher boys uh it's a bit of an oversight on my part but ibben flog will have to fill that Gap in coverage we're also diely lacking on a crafter two things that are incredibly important we really need to get some new brainwashed dos in here thankfully we have a quest to Aid some Drifters which we quickly accept just like guten Bar's new favorite meal they're trash it's some pink-haired woki and two children the pork child has a peg leg too bacon on a stick eh all right sorry we do need children's clothes for vajir all we have are our Kami uniforms [ __ ] dope though right just wait till they put them on well of course we moved to subdue those who would seek Refuge we pocket sand the children and slay the bacon wrapped Peg Leg what we really needed their clothes and now there's people bleeding everywhere even ibben flog is bleeding while vamir is slurping on those Mommy milkies so it's Kami Healthcare to the rescue even for our Gula guests we give them ample amounts of government sponsored and totally free on Healthcare our maid services are unmatched no not that maid yeah that's the one we then have a public execution AKA Comm Healthcare Rim jong's not a bad dude he uh he doesn't run with a bunch of bad boys good old Rim pop or corn job yeah corn job what's that on the Urban Dictionary actually a rim pop could be a pink sock AKA a prolapsed anus so uh Rim world right right so our labors continue with our good little commies striving to give it their all for a prosperous State some even taking it all our wealth sort of grows but I noticed we've not had an event for a while and let me tell you boys a mod must have updated because I'm pretty godamn sure the Storyteller is currently broken I'll work on fixing it though but for meow just watch our good little commies all slip into their new state mandated uniforms we've got all kinds of commies trash eating commies the rare cooking commies and even bleeding commies wow just look at all these glorious commies I actually don't know why she's bleeding maybe she lactates blood weird I I don't know commies are so red even their YY juices red it's Canon now we then release the other child communism makes dreams come true but our rice and cotton crops are coming in so it's back to our glorious labors we build a pool table and can finally stop cutting our godamn fies just in time for another missile test launch too and we have even more missiles this time now you must really be scared take that America the awesome power of our missile test launch even brought on a new colonist to follow the supreme leader rimjon rimjon it was a caffeine addicted woman with no stats that were helpful I mean at least it's another poon for Rim Jong Tang ah chocolate milk woman is this guy 7-Eleven or 911 she equips her mandated uniform and we rename her to clug Tar Lugar I I can't even say these our crops then spontaneously combusted and after fighting the fires of capitalism it was time to improve our Fields laying down tons of concrete mainly because we needed something to do without research it's hard to keep them all occupied and an occupied Workforce is a distracted Workforce another good distraction are royal weddings and now Rim Jong and ibben will tie the knot I knew we could cure that wound no broken relationship can stand up against authoritarian threats of violence and a Blood Moon Rises very auspicious of the days to come or just a random event I don't know we'll see but an elex meteor was captured in our Mighty DMZ we of course mined and placed down a machining table it's high time we started implementing sweat shops around here thus far the DMZ has been Unstoppable but as we gain notoriety as a world player the pig dogs will send stronger and stronger r against us so we must mobilize newer and stronger Weaponry the time has come for our ultimate destructive weapon oh that's right boys we shall unleash the awesome power of acorns okay we're we're not actually going to do that not even Rim Jong can handle the power of acorns we'll just do some sandbags and a couple more turrets we're then infiltrated by wild men one with an incredible intellectual skill but since none of our commies are good with animals there's nothing that we can do and just look at how [ __ ] fast zernick is that mining just like that 1,000 [ __ ] steel it's amazing and ibben flog is at for intellectual so we're right back to where we started when old fluke to was researching ah good times with our recently made Machining table we make some new weapons look out world the commies are advancing and with that a Goods Trader visits our Colony seeing how we could offload all our old unused clothes gives rim Jong an idea using our newly discovered sweat shop technology we can make mass-produce cheap Goods to sell to foreign markets thus generating massive wealth to fuel Rim jong's desire to material things and power we're already exploiting our Workforce what's a little more maybe exploiting your people is evil but it's not Rim jong's fault not at all he's a Virgo you see what do you expect the purple-haired stars made him do it no Virgo can control themselves in a circumstance like this urge to capitalism Rising Although our crafting skills are [ __ ] we shall make Mass amounts of fancy vests cheap overproduce clothing items God damn it if that's not Kami I don't know what is you got to manifest the wealth pull out the crystals set the sound blaster on 420 Herz and just goon goon the vibrations into existence man as our Colony advances and grows so too shall Rim jong's might and influence and his edging ton as we admire Rim jong's ever growing Haram some distraught people seeking medicine wander in mayhaps our prayers for more commies was answered this one's a little too plump to be a communist but uh we can change that a little starvation does everyone good she got a body like a bag of milk milk that's been left out in the hot Tucson Sun during summer for 5 days lumpy stinky and ready to slime the fatty is a good crafter and the catboy is good at animals which could lead us to a tamed smart Wildman so the decision is made to throw them both into the goog summer camp of friends we do accidentally kill the child but you know it's a sacrifice Rim Jong is willing to make the plump Western woman turns out to be unwaveringly loyal so our dreams of cow Tippin is unfortunately over we will however convert and recruit the catboy who's so old he has catara but we can use his animal skills luckily it's not another punter trap situation where he will die without loving which means Rim Jong will be the only stag in this field last thing we need is two dudes playing each other in battles shits over [ __ ] with not much else to do we set off on a quest to gain the fabled Kami artifact of the bowl of hunger the local population stood no chance against our Mighty communist human meat Shield tactics and one of them is actually an okay crafter so naturally we kidnap them to perform propagandizing you need a miner ha isn't that why we have punter tra crap with a successful return to our motherland we execute the plump woman can't have too many mouss de feed after all with the increase in warm bodied mouth breather the room of fun guys is expanded and I'm not talking about the unsub podcast room no no these are different fun guys know who's not a fun guy that intellectual wild man we wanted he must be from Hollywood because this pedo is after Puna trap so naturally he's gunned down in the streets it's called revenge and it's a dish best served while bleeding out alone in a field but now we're back to square one with getting a researcher again our Storyteller is definitely 100% broken look at this lack of events you know I feel like this happens every single [ __ ] rim World playthrough I do but I guess that's the risky run when you have 260 plus mods it's maddening maddening enough to make the [ __ ] cat boy fight an injured woman ah with actions like that he'll make a perfect liberal I I mean communist ah same thing just look at his woke ideologically misplaced rage God damn beautiful God damn it they're at it again this time we intervene and bring the beat down of the supreme leader upon them just in time for aami miracle The Royal Wedding Rim Jong and ibben flog TI the KN a little late though I mean their kids already you know technically a bastard for vamir and the prisoners are just bleeding out in the cell during the wedding I mean they'll probably survive I don't know that's the fun and okay they'll make it good job punto trap too bad you can't cure tars caffeine withdrawal I should not have named her that which I am doing nothing about but at least dark cows are [ __ ] and they had a baby boy he'll become food for the starving masses we don't want any [ __ ] inbred cow meat well I guess inbred meat wouldn't be too bad I mean that's just basically a sandwich still with not much to do we build some fancy docks and begin the recruiting of our newly converted little commi gag goers we finally finished researching biofuel refining and honestly I don't even remember why I went after that one but anyway we'll move on to the eniac because that will open up our research to a whole new level we then successfully recruit our ancient C boy and due to the traumatic brainwashing experience he gains an iron stomach which he'll need in a commi society of garbage eating Warm Bodies and of course he gets in that commi drip wow what a beautiful commi catboy he's perfect eh eh perfect cuz he's a cat Okay anyway apparently cataracts are an unnatural enhancement because he's sad about it unless he's got a vibrator for a [ __ ] but God damn it I'm not going to check under that hood guess we should just pull his eyes out maybe we'll see how it progresses a vagim your future peoples are doing well the sweat shop is well underway urge to Captain Rising everyone is happy and will make the Kami cat boy the new Fist of the supreme leader he has 15 [ __ ] social I have to sorry guten bar but not even communism is safe from the patriarchy she mad typical woman how's that for a wage Gap you our Kami cat gains an expertise in conversion obviously and now all of a sudden people want some commi statues the statue showing how the supreme leader doesn't poo to quell the masses we shall creates said statue for our glorious ideology room which will also install some phallic structural supports to reinforce the patriarchy ah the supreme leader doesn't poo a statue so nice you say it twice just in time to have our perfect Festival which apparently you need to have someone adopt another someone's I I don't know uhar will now be guten Bar's mother I guess let's hope Rim Jong isn't planning any heram morgis soon we don't want to repeat of the cow situation but honestly I think the only orgies that would happen would be with our Kami catboy my dude can seduce anyone with a flick of that tail this may not do so well these are Rim jongs [ __ ] got to keep an eye on him some good old Kami surveillance programs I think yeah that careful when you're doing your catnip cat boy it may just be your last and now Rim job's looking at how he doesn't poo I guess I don't know it's funny though but anyways with an early Harvest due to some freezing weather approaching our fancy vest inventory grows ready to pave the way to to an influx of commi state-owned wealth all in the name of the supreme leader rimjon with some much needed expansions underway we round out day 100 of our communist Utopia we've got plenty of sexy idiotic Kami [ __ ] brainwashing subjects and mouth breathing imbeciles plenty of trash to eat a broken Storyteller and a world that's not ready for the awesome power of Communism to be Unleashed upon it in a mighty non poing Rim jong's name death destruction Devastation use whatever pronouns you want it's beautiful com violence no matter what you call it welcome back to rim jong-un's perfect communist Society where I've installed a couple new mods the first will make vmir poon's age go up faster than a pre-s sponer on Sunday basically we're now pumping this baby full of untested hormones to try and create an Omega Kami baby raised in the brainwashing system which will grow up bowed to the will of the state we thank the Satan for the infant hormone treatment and the itty bitty baby dick that will undoubtedly grow on this young female Oh wait [ __ ] I just assumed the baby's gender without it being able to talk oh god I've become what I hate I've become sane the second mod will allow us to harness the power of the sun thus creating unlimited power through nuclear Innovations along with maybe just a wee little bit of bringing the power of the sun to Bear Upon Our capitalistic enemies we're taking a literal meaning to the phrase show them the light of Communism and lastly we have successfully unfucked ourselves by story elements so that's pretty darn toot and Bubba we're now playing with this guy who should hopefully give us some s powers to make Rim jong a powerful Kami wizard but let's begin we're building more toxic generators deep in our Cavern hole the wind power is just too unreliable to manage our future needs I know it's anti- commi to use sensible power production but as supreme leader Rim Jong can do whatever the [ __ ] he wants we move to expand the recck room and give Rim jong a nicer bedroom with Rich mahogany floors wow along with making some new Mini turret packs for our resident [ __ ] who won't fight to force them to defend the colony should the mighty DMZ fail which it won't production of cheap clothing items to sell to foreigners has been productive and should increase the wealth of the state greatly then thanks to the hormones vmir has her first growth moment and in true heir to the Supreme Leader fashion she darts right for the patent and copy cap but it turns out we destroyed those kid clothes we got earlier so uh we'll have to make some new ones good thing we murdered those children for their clothes that we aren't going to use but uh commies don't care so it's it's fine vajir will just have to run around in her birthday suit for the time being just like her daddy the new Storyteller is confirmed to be working because we get a raid though only half of them appear hostile and the game pops a chub sending these poor Travelers right into the Raiders path the chub starts doing the hard work but like all chubs he doesn't last forever and the Raiders leave him on the edge of death naturally the DMZ took out the remainder and they flee in pussified Terror the Kami drip is ready for little vajir so she now looks like a proper good little Kami she shall aspire to the Great greatness just like her daddy who's currently building up those toxic garbage dumps certified Kami moment we should put some art up around here really make this militaristic tunnel house a home and then you know we can throw some orange hies on and cover the art and paint while we superlow our hands to our [ __ ] to protest the toxic generator plant yeah that'll show us I guess nah [ __ ] that I'm [ __ ] not [ __ ] but the Glorious statue of our supreme leader Rim Jong-un is put up in the red circle glorious like I said earlier our wreck room was far too small so we jel that bad boy up a few notches and add double beds to everyone's rooms to prepare for the inevitable dick and down of Rim Jang our entire colony is based on the Kami view of Dei that's diversity equality and inclusion the most beautiful Kami [ __ ] ever spewed just look at how diverse we are how we are stronger because of it and as a bonus oh Rim Jong gets all the [ __ ] he wants my man respect oh no why did a princess a pach a choke because a my a came down the wrong pipe we get the quest I wanted for a silent neuro forer we just need to watch after three prisoners for 15 days and rim Jong can start his commi wizard training naturally we accept if there's one thing commi societies can do it's handle plenty of prisoners Rim Jong slashes his second gash by entering into a relationship with punter trap I fog doesn't care other than she's now sleeping alone but we'll just bounce them back and forth punter trap needs a regular smanging if she is to continue to live that doesn't mean Rim Jong is a saint he's corrupt God damn it not nearly as corrupt as Gavin Nome though hell we don't even know how to make bread God that dude is actually a huge piece of [ __ ] I ain't even joking and vajir is left to run home in the dark without any parental supervision her parents are uh preoccupied this poor prisoner can hear all of it too speaking of two they have a round two certified Rim Jong moment another growth moment for young vajir makes her a Nimble shooter her stats will probably suck due to the faster aging but we can hopefully get her some good traits we'll see how it goes I suppose capitalism Jesus rears his head again by dropping a cash filled meor into the colony and Kami Jesus rears his head again by dropping those prisoners into the colony start contrast really but they can enjoy the brand new refurbished go lo I wish I could keep them because this one would be a baller ass researcher he's so good I'd crawl through a field of broken glass just to suck the dick that [ __ ] him last Rim Jong attempts to further expand his Haram by Romancing guten bar but it fails I think because she was asleep I'm not really sure but the other commies decide to have a binge party which prompted Justinian and zers snik to form a relationship this Catman walks around strutting his silky luxurious hair wiggling that gigantic long throbbing tail in everyone's face going after the Supreme ones [ __ ] bro thinking he's an alpha male but pimp you ain't you an alphabet male I'm talking ABC QR TDE extra plus kind of male basically a male feminist all right sorry he's not that bad but still we can't have this kind of poisonous weakness soften our Colony through suffering we grow C es and through harshness we grow strong pain is virtue suffering is Enlightenment so my dear sweet soft little Catman better watch your back because of the binge party everyone is now tired as [ __ ] so the Supreme one shows mercy and gives them the day off our prisoner was finally recruited and she Dawn the good little Kami outfit of success and we can have her begin working in the sweat shop to produce a surplus of fancy vests I forgot to name her too so if you have a good Ikea name you know drop a comment down below it also makes the YouTube Robot think that this is is actually a good video after a few hours of rest we repeal the rest Proclamation and send everyone back to work you can sleep when you're dead rest is a vile and useful tool of capitalism we increase our garbage production capabilities due to the increased pollution spreading on the tiles spreading faster than the vomit in the gulag bagir then has yet another growth moment we give her passions and intellectual Mining and plants and she gains the brawler trait she's coming along well keep this up and there will be a statue of you erected someday good old Rim Jong just in there shooting Triple C thick cut cut ropes getting off slimy just straight gooping in the gash filling it up with builtup goon serum just [ __ ] laying Supreme pipe busting out the slippery SLO dude hitting it from the back just getting stanky filling the room up with that spunk fun that [ __ ] bajona Aroma dude watch as the froy Foams just dribble down ibben fog's chin Rim Jong just standing there glistening dripping fresh fluids 13 different kinds of salty you know what I'm saying all right well for those of you still watching I'll admit I got carried away so uh let's just get back to rim World shall we these poor souls are getting [ __ ] in a different kind of way but anyway let's continue on with our love Island soap opera and have guten bar romance Rim Jong it didn't work guess Rim Jong likes to keep his [ __ ] edging I don't know man like this got a full horseshoe lower and upper deckies packing that 6mg Zen Spearman Bas we then expand our ideology room and take a quest to house two Black Rhinos for 7 days I had to take the quest it'd be racist if I turned it down we'll get an advanced component out of it too so you know that's cool and man look at those butts talking dumps brother due to the recent cold weather due to a little thing called winter we are actually running low on food but the shrooms will be ready to harvest soon it's a damn good thing we expanded that before or we'd really be a commi society so we will continue our work to take the mind off of the rumbling tummies even young vamir Works to not think about starvation while Rim Jong contributes uh in his own way and now vajir has become an adult ow her stats are complete trash like guten Bar's favorite food but this is to be expected in a communist Society where our school systems focus more on social pronouns and hand jobs than they do on academic skills so yeah we got what we paid for just so happens we paid for a [ __ ] liberal wow thanks tax dollars that's just what I wanted we give her the Tycoon trait which could cause a stir in aami society but we'll see what happens kids got to rebel against their parents after all right I had to let the animals out because they too were starving the cows don't really matter but I don't want the smoke from letting two Black Rhinos die on my watch a pack of man hunting wolves appears in the middle of the night no one was roused well Rim Jong was arouse but you know and we let the DMZ handle it which it did think we need to rename the DMZ to American kindergarten for uh no reason but one wolf gets cheeky and gets back up to attack ibben flog and is quickly gunned down like being in the streets of Chicago for those of you with OCD you're going to hate me for this I use the wrong fine tiles to match the old ones in the ideology room so it doesn't look quite right fine tiles take ages to build though so I'm not going to bother fixing them also I forgot that we called our ideology room Starbucks which I think is funny as [ __ ] it's like the embodiment of standing in a crowded mcdick slurping on an air coock into a camera thanking retards for a Gizzy god what happened to us communism that's what well and the Justinian rears his ugly red rocket again and is now in a relationship with guten bar the very same guten bar that Rim Jong has been trying to romance for ages other males don't tend to do very well in this Colony Rim Jong got a monopoly on having a [ __ ] and balls I mean we could make Unix I'd need some new mods but we could do Unix oh God this will turn back into the cocksmith real quick if you don't know what that is well it's old school Papa cheddar and it's very very dark so anyway during this betrayal I also discover that pretty much everyone is infertile which I don't understand kind of puts a damper on my plans but you know we'll see what we can do really losing those eggs a ladies you know what they say can't make a Kam Utopia without cracking a few eggs or murdering millions of people but you know whatever the IC research is completed so before the nuclear light of Communism can be brought to bear we will dive into micro Electronics we place down an antenna tower and console for trade ships now the antenna tower has to go outside but the radius of effect looks like it should work and reach our stock piles we'll try it out I think it'll work the Starbucks is completed and full of Black Rhinos the cold weather is over and our field labors can begin in Earnest once more the Rhino Quest is over so our surprisingly strong commies carry them to their ship and we get a prize of one Advanced component and 69 silver nice man dude this Storyteller just gets me our wealth is almost at the six figure Mark got to say I'm loving this character Arc so far evil Kami authoritarian forcing his people to labor and suffer so he may attain extreme wealth God damn it Winnie the Pooh would be proud of his baby Rim JN maybe even give us a rim job for our work heard it here first folks zin the Ping gives rim jobs yep snoped it it's Cannon [ __ ] Kami fat personally I prefer slunky like a real man we reinforc the beautiful DM built with 20% concrete and 80% pure unadulterated hate oh and the bones of our loyal subjects but that's how we make the conrete and our improved research room is operating under Peak efficiency we force our scientists to buttchug meth and read books if you watch closely you will see Rim Jong haming it up with punter trap then moving into ibben fog's bed to reham it up the man didn't even shower how full are his [ __ ] balls certified baller moment he went on an ultimate Supreme Rampage call this man Rim Jong Wick cuz y all [ __ ] with the wrong dog you heard we built a new hospital and then have flug Tarn try and romance Rim Jong which again didn't work this just makes Rim Jong even more jealous of a Justinian because with one flick of that tail hug tar would be hug tearing it up that was stupid a Trader shows up and we can unload all these fancy vests breaking in extreme profits in the name of capital or uh communism another Trader showed up right away and we get some crafting materials we sold all of our drugs because we're out of clothes but that's okay it's still pretty on brand more mass graves are dug the Traders left a [ __ ] ton of Filth everywhere and we put down some nice flooring in our Kami caves the colony is coming along swell just the way the supreme leader envisioned it come on down to rim jong-un's communist Utopia where the bread is free the housing has plenty of air flow and everywhere is shoes optional no need to bring any belongings either because we already have them honestly I'm still pretty blown away at how fast we actually dig I mean look at that wow I'm not the only one being blown away this place probably smells so [ __ ] bad dude but uh let's move on rim Jong and pter trap are to be married she will become his second wife and our prisoners are ready to get the [ __ ] out of the Gog they're loaded into the shuttle and there it is our psychic wizard Powers Rim Jong hastens to apply it to his brain he equipped with morbid and artistic meditation Focus which is actually quite fitting and we will send him down the technomancer tree why well why the hell not think about it what's more commi than technomancer that's right probably something [ __ ] I don't know I didn't bother to look them all up so just go with it we slap down some meditation spots and change his work schedule to increase his commi wizard Powers [ __ ] awesome soon he'll be gagged [ __ ] those capitalists into Oblivion no not that Oblivion you [ __ ] nerd Rim Jong equips a fancy elex robe and gets a new drip befitting his new powers H that looks kind of familiar but I just can't place it oh well I mean it looks sweet either way we Wing down some more toxic power to prepare for the aniac rim Jong saves lives and we get some mad boomes which I'll admit I fumble pretty hard right here juggling everyone trying to fight the fire and not thinking they explode when you finish them off caused everyone to become injured in one way or another and I mean everyone look I'm not proud about it but it happened certified fumble moment the DMZ was outplayed here we'll have to inspect its schematics to find the weak spots the G13 Omega top secret document used to build the Chad ass DMZ will be available on War Thunder in a couple of weeks so sit tight Ming to and tell Ivan so we don't miss out damn it Rim Jong now is not the time but at least we're getting some good use out of our Hospital shit's full and that's not the only thing that's full but it's time we kick it up a notch pull some evil ass George Soros type plays well maybe not that evil but you know what I mean we install the mighty aniac to make up for our lack of brain power we should have enough power by meow now then there is but one way to talk and think in [ __ ] Society the way of the state is absolute and our Catman absolutely doesn't match our ideal colonist so we must trim the fat and remove the tumor that is our commi cat farewell [ __ ] no one crosses rim job and gets away with it cute little kitty ears or no no longer shall the men of the patriarchy hold pinkies down the tunnel corridors like two Indian Bros but we still will [ __ ] in the middle of the streets like some Indian Bros must be the same guys who mailed themselves to New York City should sent old renit and haret to fill up them Jew tunnels no more scam call centers for you boys it's the Pooh mines for you now or in this case the goog but we're taking this betrayal one step further he's taken up too much disc space in the colony and it's time to uninstall him he's just a dirty little ferget eh eh ferget nice right yeah that's pretty nice damn anal mul you know what I like most about Justinian when he stops breathing I'm going pretend that to assert his dominance [ __ ] stood over Justinian's corpse and as he breathed out his final breath [ __ ] knelt down to inhale that final breath sucking in his Soul Essence so that he could never find peace in the afterlife Rim jong's a [ __ ] gangster Bud where's your dick now man huh where's your dick probably in that mass grave with the rest of the undesirables or cuz it's so [ __ ] massive it needed its own grave or something I don't know big catboy dick joke inserted here I should have named you rocket he's already red cuz you know he's a commi so it's red rock well okay you get it Gutenberg gets promoted to the new Fist of the Supreme reader all while the old Fister isn't even cold yet this move actually caused a lot of problems turns out the Catman was very popular among the colonists and I should have accused him before executing I think but no matter you play with the cards you're dealt Rim Jong feels No Remorse however for there can only be one life as they say goes on time to lose ourself in our labors for the good of the state we shall endure for the Kami suffering is like a vast and Endless Ocean Eternal in its depth incomprehensible with its gargantuan presence and then the age of mental breaks begins guten bar displays corpses in the dining room among other places zers schnick has a tantrum and starts attacking the DMZ but we lay out some more jobs to keep their minds busy by beginning the area where our nuclear arms race shall begin I click this button on the antenna not knowing what it does turns out it calls on in a trade ship I think which is pretty [ __ ] dope but I discover that the area of effect does not go through walls so that kind of sucks the moods have finally sort of balanced out after the awkward execution but we shall see for how long in case of rebellion Rim Jong improves his charge rifle but no need to call the cops it's medicinal on the bright side vajir stats are coming along and we place down flower pots throughout the colony to try and make people happier we need them at least somewhat content the goog isn't big enough to house them all we'll also now reintroduce the making of fine meals the labors continue with digging out the nuclear laboratory how deep does this Rabbi hole go eh we got a shuttle crash with no worthy recruits and people begin to get food poisoning which doesn't make much sense because punter trap is an excellent cook but maybe she's been distracted I hit the initiate L button on punter trap and witness something I've never seen in Rim world before I mean wow this is something else boys but this karma sutra induced sexual maneuver caused ibben flog to divorce Rim Jong unbeknownst to me when you initiate lovin it will force relationships to end regardless of ideology but Rim Jong romance has it been Vlog and Smooths things over quickly so crisis averted but man that standing doggy style wow Rim world you surprise even me respect certified Rim Hub moment anyone more people get food poisoning as our floors fill with vomit guten bar then goes on an insulting spree attacking poor ibben flog we get a marriage proposal for hug tar from another faction but quickly deny it these are Rim jong's [ __ ] Bubba you want to get catboy too our floors are now completely [ __ ] but a Trader comes by and we again offload our supply of fancy vests Rim Jong gets a new Kami wizard skill and we begin cleaning the floors along with laying down new floors for the nuclear testing facility some neanderthals enter our area to steal some trees they've got brows big enough to sit on want to pop a squat on that face eh they have zers schnick backed into a corner but they leave before noticing her and she makes her Escape back home while our wealth is doing pretty good our mood really is not which becomes apparent when guten bar snaps and enters a mental break probably all the PTSD from living under communism well [ __ ] how about you ptsd's nuts so naturally we throw them in the goog to ensure they see the error of their ways nah she's quickly released and then we make punter trap the new Fist of the supreme leader so in the future she can calm down guten who has become quite a [ __ ] lately for some reason I just can't put my finger in it on it our trash files grow larger our labors continue and our fancy vest supplies expands let's also hope that this is enough room for the nuclear stuff I guess we'll see then some Wanderers come to visit this one has an incredible intellectual skill so you know what that means we strike and another child dies in the process but God damn it it's worth it turns out it wasn't worth it this [ __ ] is unwaveringly loyal and we can't recruit them so the child died in vain but perhaps Rim Jong is changing I mean I mean on the inside perhaps he's beginning to believe and we release the prison prisoners perhaps enough blood has been spilled in the name of Supremacy or maybe he's just gassy I I don't know punter trap had a 11 inspiration and you know Rim Jong satisfied that [ __ ] my man a wave of bunnies crash against the DMZ to a predictable outcome we then partake in another quest for the fabled bowl of hunger we got in hacked the terminal and got out all while a Wolfpack attacked the colony but everything went smooth and we returned home one step closer to the bowl of hunger we were hit with some acidic smog but even some stanky air ain't enough to keep Rim Jong from doing his thing respect we get another raid with one good colonist as they enter the DMZ they of course die and begin to flee the good person runs as Rim Jong gives Chase to capture them Unfortunately they make their escape and rim Jong returns empty-handed no one in the world really likes Rim Jong but he is unfazed and Begins the preparation of lavish meals for his good little commies through all the wealth generated and the harsh physical labors we shall use their fruits to enrich ourselves we're having an existential crisis okay shut up we have an unnatural amount of food for aami society but Rim Jong and punter trap begin their wedding wow and rim Jong gets a new scicast steel falls from the heavens and rim Jong makes a Little Rock slave everything's coming up Rim Jong we're almost complete with micro electronics and Bam with that the world is our oyster it's time for our nuclear program to begin by harnessing the awesome power of the sun none shall stand before our Kami might Rim Jong-un has a message for all the capitalist pig dog factions who would raid us you can come to his Colony you can attack his DMZ you can try and steal his harm of Kami [ __ ] but know this one vital fact someone else will raise your children [ __ ] we then upgrade our science technology with new research stations the pollution spreads like our ideology soon shall to celebrate we have a missile test launch launching the fires of Communism from the red circle a warning to those around who would test our might they shall feel the Fist of the supreme leader get fisted Heretics I mean pig dogs and by fist did I mean I'm going to shove the righteous Fist of the supreme leader right up their tight little well-fed money filled [ __ ] what else could it mean brother with another Trader showing up we trade our food surplus for the materials that will'll need to create a nuclear capabilities getting us that much closer to our nuclear Dawn we are stronger and more unified than ever before by trimming the fat of the colony we're now sleek and ready for the trials that await us ahead only through our harsh authoritarian ways shall the light of Communism be launched to the unbelievers around the world what is the ultimate goal of Communism is it Brotherly Love free healthc care a fulfilling life oh my dear misguided child it is none of those things the ultimate goal of Communism is the achievement of world peace through death and destruction of everything good and wonderful in the world but a goal as lofty as this would take generations to achieve unless of course we unleash the awesome power of the sun upon the world to bring forth the radiation filled atmosphere that is aami Utopia which is even worse than when you go poop on a on a cold Winter's day and are met with the icicle enema that is Poseidon's kiss so let's begin we finally rename Cancer girl to himman Poppin an action the women of North Ikea are all too familiar with to overcome the PTSD they consume themselves in their labors while the Glorious supreme leader consumes himself in his own Godlike presence basking in his totalitarian rule he creates more rock type slaves to further boost his ego then a couple of good old boys decided to go out Kami hunting well that didn't sit right with us nor my my friend over there y'all may know him as DMZ well DMZ took those good old boys out back and untied their balloon knots to the extent that we couldn't tell mouth from [ __ ] and the Bloody Footprints was the last we seen of them boys we're then visited by one of the only Factions that still like us for now they bring meager Wares to trade but we pick up what little we can just consider it a micro transaction those are popular these days right that's also what the herum call intercourse with Rim Jong because of our plans to Nuke the world new protective equipment is commissioned now with 30% more dystopia speaking of dystopia the nuclear Dawn research has been completed those pesky un weapons inspectors never even saw this one coming now I don't know how any of these things work and we need packed concrete to even build them so new production facilities are created and crafting assignments changed to further our wartime capabilities the researching of War caskets begins I mean What communists wouldn't love to lock themselves into an iron casket of Eternal suffering it's like a Muslim extremist suicide vest just more fashionable with the new production facilities we can Glimpse at what powers we shall soon behold and Bubba it's making me pop a tent and leak through my denim how it feels to je five go crafting continues and rim Jong makes his rounds giving encouraging authoritarian speeches to his labor force to hasten their progress probably threats of violence against their families it is the Kami way after all but we summon a traitor for we lack the necessary components to create our new technologies we're able to get some Advanced components and precious uranium so tasty the key ingredient of our geopolitical pie looks like I'm not the only one leaking through denim so because of all the recently ruined denim we're going to grow cloth once again we scream through research with the completion of our commi coffins and continue to finger blast our way to the Apex of Technology as for the Apex of romance technology Rim Jong fails to romance hugar and hugar fails to romance Rim Jong I guess when you're constantly coming in your pants the desire to pursue another waines oh well we pick up a quest to fight contemptible rats that will give Rim Jong some fancy bling naturally the rats are unable to penetrate Senpai DMZ and their carcasses shall add to the piles of Bones littering the foyer Rim Jong adds to his personal wealth with his new shiny ring and a boat Goods Trader arrives because of the increased strain on our power grid more toxic garbage needs to be created like a true Kami I don't even care about pollution anymore it's just part of our way of life at this point our Storyteller must be a lenite because he throws another bolt Goods Traer at us he really wants us to bring about world peace and rim jong's Kami wizard powers grow just like his Ambitions a cat girl fell from the sky and we decide to rescue her I was thinking about adding her to the Haram but honestly after saving her I forgot that she even existed so like our previous cat friend we'll never hear from them again we modernize our research room and a few feral cats attack The Colony must have followed Rim jong's laser focus all right that uh that joke was a stretch but they of course die and we'll move on the cutron is under construction it's what will create cre the enriched uranium needed for all things nuclear the multianalyzer is done being researched and to continue we'll need to build one we are hurting for Advanced Materials though and apparently creating enriched uranium counts as Brewing guess we now know why vodka is so strong so punter trap will now be baking yellow cakes along with her fine meals and it will be ready after two short days in the meantime we'll go into mortars why because I want some giant artillery like a real Rim Jong damn it it shall help us prepare for the inevitable War for peace wow it's like Beijing in here and then those capitalist pig dogs send down their drones our only answer to such provocation is the tried andrue human wave tactics no actually I I try and have ibben flog cause a chain explosion she was however too slow women Shooters am I right boys and the murdered dildos press their attack through sheer force of will we destroy them with uh minor injuries we then take out the weather machine I however failed to see the gigantic turret lurking behind the fog machine and it starts blasting Now's the Time for human wave tactics we get inside its minimum range and shred it to bits I had the fast speed going and it kind of blew up in our face but the ladies of this Colony should be used to that by now so the day is one and vajir is so happy she forgets to go to the hospital and just kind of bleeds out in her room for a while but she'll be fine and we got some much needed materials out of the automaton sex toys I just hope the blood in vag's room isn't from sextoys but anyway our uranium is finally complete I can almost taste the glowing in the dark even now and another thing I can taste is the damn near perfect colonist for us right now 17 crafting and 16 intellectual by God she's magnificent you know what must be done welcome to the goog [ __ ] we're then met with a raid and some surprise meteors my favorite kind of meteor and rim Jong grows in power if he gets too much stronger he'll be slamming down more wieners than Joey Chestnut careful ladies I tested his new power which basically adds power to our grid and rim Jong started glowing with these techno type wisps why I have no idea but it looks cool so that's well cool good job rim Jong then I discover why nothing is being crafted to make any of the nuke stuff you need a crafting skill of 10 which we don't have so it's a good thing we captured a future Kami we need her meow more than ever play your cards right and rim Jong may even try and romance you lucky girl another trade ship further increases our technological materials and the multianalyzer should soon be completed like right now and now we can get fabrication wonderful everything's coming up brim Jong he's going to have such a good episode today especially later we do a work drive on himman Poppin because she's close to 10 so I'm working on training her up I've actually been using the [ __ ] out of Rim jong's various Powers this time around and I got to say it makes [ __ ] way faster funny how that works we're moving from ironic or welli in communism into some form of only fans based capitalism we quickly get fabrication and then into advanced fabrication all before our nuclear reactor is even completed soon my beloved soon and maybe soon Rim Jong will get more puntin with him and huk Tarn skygazing together wow what's that puffy crowd look like to you Rim Jong Chan Power it's now time for more standardization rebranding if you will our brand should just be called Fancy vest cuz well you know and there it is boys the light of nuclear Dawn oh it's just so amazing craft faster damn it she's at 9.99 though so bam 10 now we can enrich uranium bitching to celebrate go get a pop eh eh yeah okay and the war casket Foundry goes down we're now even closer to our ultimate Ethiopian go or utopian goals I mean I know we're all starving but Ethiopian I mean come on we're we're utopian godamn it so Rim Jong runs aami Utopia propped up by battered and abused stocked home women where every other male is labeled An Enemy of the State and sent to a farm up north in Nantucket the whole world doesn't like him due to alleged war crimes he runs a sweat shop making fancy vests at low cost for foreigners making it extreme profit that could be described as capitalist sweet dream so basically what I'm saying is we need to invade Poland and with that our power problems are a thing of the past and with the new recruit our production problem shall also be a thing of the past Omega Sweatshop time now boys and then we get another Mech cluster which won't do anything so we'll just leave it alone and return to our labors now then the final push to unleash peace upon the world is at hand and what's the best way to achieve world peace that's right through nuclear Armageddon firing rocket launchers are requisitioned and as for who shall fire them well perhaps aami coffin and who should pilot a Kami coffin except Rim Jong Zone daughter vajir yes it's perfect in you go Daddy loves you and along with a murder machine we have our very first nuclear warhead now I'm really leaking through two layers of thick denim with all of this precome it's just so [ __ ] good and to match the narrative Rim Jong goes into static Lord you know what I'm saying also to this narrative is today's video sponsor do you like blowing things up do you like killing yourself for idiot extremist ideals well today's sponsor sure does it's Isis the world's Premier terrorist service provider want to overthrow your government call Isis today for a free consultation they'll teach you how to Martyr yourself for 69 virgins why not try their free Isis app and play who's your favorite Terry mind's Osama bin Len he's great oh um I've just been informed that today's sponsor is the ISS yes the uh International Space Station not um Isis the terrorist organization well this is awkward research flies and production continues through destructive weapons of war shall the utopian piece of Communism Reign Eternal wow it's [ __ ] getting warm in here who knew a nuclear reactor under a mountain would get so hot that wasn't in the instruction manual but to be fair ikan manuals are designed to be confusing we want to watch the world burn what can I say so a cooling tunnel is built along with some new recon armor for what Is Yet To Come even on the eve of Destiny Rim Jong always makes time wow what a guy then another Traer came by with an offer I couldn't refuse oh yeah bud it's a weeb sword for arami casket how could I not a passing Caravan of retards ends up walking right into those mechanoids from earlier I haven't seen a greater display of one-sidedness since the time I fought that kid with Downs for his ice cream I got my ass kicked what he's got the strength you know what I'm saying this was truly a David versus Goliath moment and wow what a moment with the power of fire they did it destroying the entire Mech cluster with ner but bows and Magic but at what cost well [ __ ] I don't care about the cost cuz I never got no bill Bubba so I'll just sit back and pillage the battlefield for those tasty little Mech bits thanks [ __ ] and so close to the eve of battle tensions are high and rim Jong gains some new Masterwork armor befitting his Splendid title I then built a Howitzer because why not we then unload our Mass supply of fancy vests with a Trader and production continues we are now poised to strike at our enemies the might of Communism has brought Rim Jong and his peoples this far unlocking new ways to murder people and gain control of their minds wow what a beautiful sight to behold you did it Rim Jong you [ __ ] did it but at what cost what price are you willing to pay for power hey a singular mad rat yep that's to be expected oh and I renamed cre stick to [ __ ] stick cuz I thought it was funny I'm really bad at remembering to name people I know I know but hey look at that test firing the howt at some endangered elephants she missed but it was pretty cool though and now I'll never use this Howser again neat so then we get a psychic neuro forer from a traiter and give it to vajir if she is to be the chosen one to follow in her daddy's footsteps and bring forth the ultimate rise of peaceful communistic world destruction then she should also be a wizard oh and I'm building a carry all but more on that shortly I'm turning vajir into a warlord because well Kami coffin and weeb sword I mean come on I had no other choice here guys we're then attacked with drop pods those pig dogs must know of our plans and are trying to stop us we quickly deal with the Invaders and they flee through the DMZ which apparently only attacks people when they enter no exit I guess so Rim Jong and ibben fla get married for the second time and everyone else was too busy preparing for war to attend the ceremony ah but you know that's okay they would have joined for uh no reason but you'll uh you'll soon see what I mean oh [ __ ] y bud and apparently some of those drop pod Raiders just kind of hung around so we now have a hobo population but hey I'm here for it so that's neat I guess but we finish our carry all and can now move on our enemies oh I hope you boys are ready for what's about to happen next it's very unexpected [ __ ] stick starts burning this [ __ ] down turns out she's a pyromaniac oops I missed that one we could arrest her and throw her in prison in the hopes of Rehabilitation you know get the criminal off the streets keep it safe for our children but here in North Ikea our justice system is ran by retards who Pander to criminals so we'll just keep run the streets to Rampage and endanger others ah sweet Justice if it was any warmer in here it'd be just water wish she'd rather hide in her room like an an Frank recreationist man and Frank would make the best wife for Rim jog can't talk back and he can't see his fat booger bod oh wait no no no that's uh Helen Keller you know the girl yeah she'd make a good wife what did he say nothing but knob slobber you know what I'm saying and Frank would probably be richer though oh punter trap hasn't broken at all this whole time I'm pretty sure she's like a rock or just one of them quiet girls you know they say the quiet ones are the freakiest right so then Helen Keller must have been tearing up them sheets pimp God damn player she being in them Goose Downs like she's so ungrateful for what we've given her it reminds me of the time I bought my nephew a trampoline for his birthday little [ __ ] just sat there in his wheelchair and cried now then we depart on a massive expedition to find the fabled and neverbe seen clitorus okay I I would never waste my time searching for something that doesn't exist actually we're going to go and drop some [ __ ] nukes on infidel heads the Kami company loads Up and Away they go upon arrival the indigenous peoples were retreating into one single location you think you'll be safe in there well not today Satan y'all just made yourselves an easy target Bubba our team moves forward and equips the flashlights of Communism and we strike launching the word of Rim Jong to illuminate the heavens turns out not much was destroyed but Bubba that's why we brought more so again we fire the enemy attempts to surround us so yet more nukes are launched to stem the tide of the capitalist charge then the whole city cried out with the same last words as Steven Hawking is what I would say but it seems like these nukes don't have that great of a range apparently Kami technology at its finest am I right and then the unthinkable vajir the heir to the Supreme Leader himself was killed an unimaginable outcome and totally unexpected our remaining forces call a general retreat but ibben flog is struck down Rim jong's lover and vagim mir's mother bleeds out in the cold radioactive snow oh well she'll probably survive I should have named her John Benet how these [ __ ] guys are still alive I have no idea other than these nukes [ __ ] suck clug Tarn and zers snik make their escape to the carry all and upon flying out and surveying the destruction they saw an entire civilization role playing as George Floyd so the team returns and brings Rim Jong the unfortunate news maybe this struck right to the Cold Black Heart of Rim Jong maybe he finally sees that communism is not the answer all the good things in his life so far have been brought on in spite of it money technology family love and friendship all counter the Communist Ideology Now as his Penance he will spend his nights cold and alone or he'll hop in bed with p trap and keep [ __ ] down but one thing's for sure you can't dick down the hole in his heart ibben flog May yet be saved but dear sweet vajir who never knew a life outside of Communism well may she long be remembered and I hope all of you boys remember that communism [ __ ] sucks you see I'm my isaz the kill me I don't need you are you my time is my word your words will never let me disae

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Id: OGvfI0XBjLI

Length: 77min 33sec (4653 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 13 2024