The Balkan Nation That REVIVED The 4th Reich!

Croatia may seem like your depressing Balkan country and well it is but back in World War II it was a puppet of the infamous Third Reich Croatia was the biggest it had been in nearly a thousand years at that point so today I am going to restore this country to the etopia it once was going back in history Nostalgia is so real I did also randomize ideology so uh it's be a bit scary to see what we maybe turn into oh look we're still Democratic you're not everyone's fascist but of course I have to be the one Democratic nerd in the F I'm literally the only Democratic country in Europe how do I get so unlucky yeah my bad guys I'm like the unfortunate Democratic guy who can't declare Wars until 2015 oh at least we get three cives I guess not bad and also some pretty good Tech because we are in the heart of not in the heart but like we're close to Europe oh but he okay we don't know how to make a [ __ ] computer there's the drawback right there we know third gen spgs but we don't know this what the [ __ ] I don't know how to feel about this country yet honestly this is kind of weird this is Goofy it's like all over the place okay now Norway Norway and Sweden Bastion a democracy going to save Europe from Fascism and Salish Germany oh yeah what oh my God my God stupid Democratic Nation we're also a oh my God why if it wasn't obvious I already had a bad feeling about this place for what you said in this timeline was the only Democratic nation in all of Europe and with that came all the cringe old people money Universial Healthcare futuristic spgs Etc but hey we can take a look at the Army situation see if that's any better what even is this template how good is that motorized not very good I see Sweden what the [ __ ] is that what in the [ __ ] that is so stupid looking what that the mystery van these people are so entitled you know you want social security defund health there how's that buddy there we go we bought our Swedish mystery game vehicles and now our troops should hopefully be pretty close to fully supplied they'll look pretty good look at that we're so beefy we can border each province with Bosnia was so cool it would be a good country if it had more manpower honestly and the only thing is I'm trying to keep historical boyss I could obviously just influence some be big boy and just you know Annex them but I don't I don't really want to do that I want to try to keep historical looking borders as long as I can before croan Manpower the whole generation runs out our troops are still missing a third of their Manpower in these divisions how much military spending am I going to have to use here to fully man them God this is awful oh my God fast growth as you can see we have just so much high standards in this [ __ ] hole average worker fulfillment we already have too much factories for our own good apparently guys [ __ ] hell all of this to get like what 30k men fielded we need more babies we need more Force breeding ban birth control just get pumped them out we need more people in the factories we need more people in the cubicles in the office and they're not going to come unless we start having forced oh look 20K GP per capital W but don't worry guys even though our population sucks and we're all brokies at least we know how to make third gen selfpropelled artillery okay I'll make them and then you tell me who's going to have who who's going to drive the damn thing without Manpower this country was going to be useless for countless reasons we needed more people and fast Factory Breen wouldn't have given us the men we needed fast enough but you know what what stealing Bosnia I mean reclaiming or lost Croatian land but first who must flip to funny plus sign cult all right we're going to rush fascism now I'm bored of being Democratic how's your influence game looking how do we gain 3% not bad at all actually 3% that this might be a quick one laboratory equipment storage we really lost our 20 GP for cap are you [ __ ] kidding me oh no oil's out wait a minute oil is out I good thing I caught that 10% L tension already this is rising very fast look at that you're one of the very little Clan States you swore to destroy now buddy how does it feel who's going to batt your boy Croatia today let's do Germany let's do our our boy Germany thank you oh they lowered their standards we're going to hop in that right away especially with the oldies also don't tell me George George Bush found his way to a [ __ ] [ __ ] randomized outlooks game are you [ __ ] kidding me how did you get here Lally that's the one good thing about Outlook game randomized outlooks you don't have to see the same leaders but nope George Bush has to sneak his way in the white house again actually rig gaming see is that actually Zan pain like is this like a younger photo of him or is the game just like bullshitting us I didn't know it could be so cursed might be the dumbest randomized outlooks game in the history of randomized outlooks games all right f is not increased anymore let's hold the extra elections let's flip right away and we'll justy War goal as soon as we flip nobody can Coalition with us but that does not matter because I have what I wanted let's go lock in communist Bosnia is going to go down U capitulates hey looks like Dubai is now an American city guys oh look it's done what do you know this is actually the best way to increase population it's by killing enemy population steing all the rest for your own yeah look guys we're actually winning though their tanks are dying to us all right we're oh we're rushing in based Army planner actually doing something well there you go that was an easy Circ and we get to keep s EVO to ourselves definitely have to thank the planes for their service I even doing that much either they just really did suck oh no we lost split [ __ ] one of our biggest cities okay don't say we've won this yet cuz somehow they have more men than they started with where did you get all that from we l encircled half your army and somehow you have more men than you started with hm I don't know could this be a possible Merc spamming son of a [ __ ] and they're [ __ ] re spamming it e you got me Beed out of the province get [ __ ] roll now they they left their Capital wide open son of a [ __ ] all right I'll take it I guess where did you get all these siips from Buddy they're mine now now the other thing I might try here just to uh get this over with we'll Justus FY against Slovenia as well let's just kill these kids we'll have old historical Croatian borders back very soon large military spending all right you're done yeah man this might I might lose this honestly I look they got two trucks they've got they're ready to encircle me it's a trapped if I walk right in they'll just surround me and then end me it's crazy they' be like you're actually surviving you're going to have me in circle and kill every single person in Slovenia you're going to have me do it I mean to be fair this is an illegitimate government this is just lost Croatia Lester Croatia has been brought back into the fold but not yet because we have to puppet them since I cannot afford to Garrison yeah I bring you in this is how you treat me with bail out begging you [ __ ] nerd bro why are the vehicles shaking like that what is going on with these kids it looks fine out here but when you zoom in you can see everybody's just insane and everything's breaking down it's it's breaking down the molecular level boom Croatia integrates Bosnia look at that World War II Croatia is back on the map baby that's what we're talking about this is the Croatia we all know and love it's back Croatia had finally reunited with its lost lands a shocking relevation to the World As We Knew It however it was nearly 2006 already and we had hardly progressed in our campaign of puppet Germany our PP was drawn thin with the need anx my puppets and a certain arch rival had noticed this and launched plans to sabotage my efforts we got pushed down to 8% Russia on the other hand is gaining on us Russia is trying to steal Germany from us this is bad you have no historical claim on Germany East East Germany is a facade it's fake it's literally a conspiracy theory I don't I doubt even happened don't try to shove this East German claim in fluencing stop there's no way they definitely heard me through the microphone 11 10,000% they heard me through the microphone this is so cringe man this is one of the most tense influencing games I've ever had as there are two people playing the game to imp puppet one man who's going to win guys is it going to be the hero of the story of Croatia or is it going to be the evil villain that is the mother Ria with Victor K kelev I don't know man all I know is we got four political power a day right now we are making so much PP it's unbelievable we did all these focuses on the left here they gave us political power gain like no one has ever seen in the history of the world oh my wait a minute what in the [ __ ] is this we'll be here till 20137 influencing you and then that's when the video will really begin increase taxes let's go we've almost broken out of the dep hole we almost have greed money guys let's defund our military all the way we don't need it right now right is that green money Croatia making money yes we can afford a life we can afford a house kids hold the celebration what is this you're not going to slide this under my watch what is happening in Syria hea World Conquest all right let's see what K kin actually is more likely than I expected to be but we're going to wait a little longer I don't want to C them just yet you know what now that auto is saved I'm going to oh apparently did Ed it did WOW shocking we gained a 3% influence off that 3 months worth let's go speed running France to claror Scotland what for what to puppet them what what do you mean you have a puppet War go I'm glad I'm not you I guess the whole world is collapsing again it's about time but what we can do is this ouah isn't that beautiful biggest cr's name has ever been on the map how's thecon be doing we're making more money than we ever have you so let's just let's begin to Auto influence them honestly I probably should do that so I don't let them have a chance to really knock me down off a cliff oh my number just went down a massive amount awesome you know I'm half paranoid in the back of my mind that Germany will somehow would be puppeted this entire game no Germany's going to resist and so is Russia Russia is going to get involved and try to [ __ ] me over as well the Matrix has once again arrived in Ho for mum Dawn as you may tell my stalinesque paranoia was starting to set in again again I became increasingly worried that with Russia and Germany fighting against me I would struggle to get anywhere in this video and well would you be shocked if I told you right after this that my fears were indeed realized is it really only going up half a percent half a percent brother I should have turned on no cool Downs if it was going to be like this yeah it's going up like half a percent now the Unholy giant European faction formed this is bad this is starting to look really bad for my boy Croatia here dude Russia is expanding to Germany we got Poland Mega faction with all of Eastern Europe how are we going to win this we got 4% left which means about 80 more influences remaining bro now what the [ __ ] dude you've taken away my past year progress what are you doing but Russia Russia gets to have a field day guys yeah Russia Russia gets to have anything at once it's impossible yeah I don't think I'm even gting point 4 anymore guys I think is in the 3s right now no man this is impossible no and it it crashes there goes another year progress yes I don't even think I think we literally are going to have to console the puppet not even for time sake for possibility sake at this point I've literally moved like 2% in the past 3 years like gu it puppy and this is not doable all right I'm I'm just going to let's just do this there you go this is what happens when you don't [ __ ] listen buddy now let's let's restore the like 400 days are you [ __ ] kidding me Austria got some big divisions on the border with me here we better hope we can take them out well if I can't take them out I guess I can take the I can take these guys out the ghosts but yeah there we go boom let's see what our troops can do first yes I was worried about how strong these mechanized things would be that one died pretty fast but they're going pretty slow at the moment oh look guys it's Vienna wide open ooh Vienna take in huge L for the austr Hungarian Empire they're going down all right I did my share let's call Germany in I did pretty good I have to say look how beautiful it is when it all goes to croasia though it's a shame it's going to the fourth Reich but you know it looks pretty cool I have to say after I W raised Germany using the pegus chungus console Tab and knocked out the country subar me from my new lover we could finally bring back the fourth Reich I devised a plan to knock out Belgium France and the West first after that we can move East taking out Poland and the rest of the little Eastern European States before fighting my arch nemesis now what I'm not really looking forward to here is Belgium because they're they're just going to stack everybody here and well they're going to reinforce cck nonetheless we'll have to try two more days two more days and we can take out salafist Belgium let's go we got to liberate Belgium will they win oh my God I actually went up one oh yeah you could tell this is going to be great oh my wait France made to Scotland it's a miracle huh how the [ __ ] did you bro how' you make it what suddenly Germany like got into Belgium and then he got [ __ ] and I'm the only one bordering Belgium what Germany what are you doing buddy it it takes two people to make a team what are we doing we're pushing Belgium Germany's worried me though they're not being very smart I don't like this let's go this is good we got the entire Belgian Army trapped in Le right now my friends is Blitz Creek in time go go go oh my got triy the new Invasion from the West holy that is beautiful actually I love purple Belgium might be the coolest color I've ever seen Belgium before let's go look at what you came in here now you're just shooting up the place we're going aggressive but we have to we have to speed things up here we can't take too long and yeah it's also bad when child soldiers and mandatory service does not give you enough manpower in the field and we've tripled our cor population that's just how bad it's become and we will declare on you right now what's this a wide open Paris Paris is Croatian again just like it was destined to be damn this somehow went worse than the franor Prussian war did for them this is insane I guess Croatia really is just this strong I mean you don't win like this unless you really belong here so true look at that nuclear forces on alert they're scared they have to turn on the nukes cuz they they're coping and seething aren't you glad you have Scotland under your your control aren't they aren't they such a help you know it's almost like the British released them for a reason France maybe you should have learned go oh my god oh and then Bina bino fos in the treaty you know what we're going to start our Colonial Empire let's go oh yeah look yeah look at that that isn't that a beauty Croatian Colony why are you embargoing me what did I even do I'm not even taking land why do you guys I'm not doing anything I'm not the one taking land from people can you actually stop gaslighting me despite unreasonable sanctions from most of the world we were ready to push Eastward to Poland at least I thought if you noticed during the Belgium War the German AI was clearly showing some signs of brain raw and mental Decay with the management of its divisions and now it would be a full display against our biggest enemy yet we don't have a choice just focus and hold the line there we see I knew we could do it attack first hopefully Germany follows Germany what are you doing of course they sit there like mining the zombies now they cost me my entire 25th generation population you're just going to let them become more militarized than you and they're going to stomp us cuz you're idiot AI I gave you all of this and look what you've done with it what's resistance looking like can you at least keep France under control like can you keep anybody under control no you can't no compliance bunch of resistance I've carried you all this way and now you're just going to throw it all away you're going to [ __ ] spawn Rebels so you know what this is when we decide we are going to [ __ ] reduce you to nothing give me all your [ __ ] we'll do endless waves until we win buddy endless waves sacrifice everybody [ __ ] nerd just get you joined Russia no shot you joined Russia behind my back you know what take take your [ __ ] back I'm not doing this Germany you're going to have to really pull off a miracle here cuz we got the entire [ __ ] Eastern European faction on us and now you're pulling men away from the front cuz you're just so great with no Victory and say on the Polish front I decided to use this time to invade the other small countries that were also once part of the third right since they shouldn't have been much of a problem they shouldn't have been how do you have so much men I'm going to get I'm going to get decked by the Netherlands too just do you watch look red boxing jump just attack It Go in all right Germany you got to listen buddy oh my God Netherland is actually breaking us please anything but the dut but losing to the Dutch please save me from the Dutch o we took the port city of den haaga how do you say no oh now now you're losing to them oh my [ __ ] god you're getting pushed by Poland you idiot get the Dutch off the map they put too much of a fight up this time get him out of here 300 to 400k oh my we are so done it's not even funny look at the money situation as well but don't worry once we take Denmark guys everything will be okay you let them invade you what an embarrassment of a Third Reich you are you're actually awful you let that happen let's just fly on the checks now because we need to obviously make this run bigger with Poland it's the only way we win it's so embarrassing it really is I'm begging you let's let's try to actually be Denmark thank goodness 140 days and this war will either make or break the entire campaign hopefully it will make it but honestly it will probably break it like I don't know my my my chest inside it feels cold and empty like my life has disappeared am I am I still alive all right we're ready let's go oh and there's Sal oh my God I don't even know what to say about this any anymore Berlin isn't circled I repeat Berlin isn't circled it's ending like the Third Reich did in real life too what historical laring have we accomplished today it is something thousand years more like a th000 [ __ ] milliseconds I'm going to cry tonight I'm going to cry so hard might be one of the worst games in history of all Hoy four games oh wow we were we are so weak they won't even enter Croatian land when I capitulate they don't even need Croatian and there's so many co for JN we made it out I'm going to continue my manic episode off camera I'll see you all next time this was a [ __ ] disaster I wish I never played this game ever again bye

Channel: Meanbean

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Length: 19min 16sec (1156 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 14 2024