Doctors That Delivered Babies Where The Mom Clearly Cheated, What Happened? (r/AskReddit)

doctors and nurses offer idiot who have delivered babies to mothers who clearly cheated on their husbands what was that like we had a very sweet blond-haired blue-eyed mom and dad along with their entire extended family in the room for a delivery one busy afternoon at work think aunts uncles cousins Grandma and Grandpa too but the baby is born and as the doctor places her on the moms chest the first words out of her mouth are that's not my baby that's not my baby the baby in question still attached to the umbilical cord has beautiful dark curly black hair and dark skin the nurse looks at her and tells her that this is definitely her baby because she is still attached to you and she not so quietly tells the nurse there's no way I never slept with a black man it's not mine the father is standing there silent not sure what to do a long awkward silence fills a room we clean her and baby up as cheerfully as we can we see the extended family filter out of the room and the father leave to get a cigarette about 10 minutes later a tall black guy walks up to our front desk asking how to get to the patient in questions room I was assisting a tackies aryan when I was a junior doctor the woman's dark-skinned partner had been in prison nine months or so I took the baby immediately upon delivery and announced cheerily it's a boy her first words were is it black luckily the baby was a mocha color that could have gone either way and I told her in a mildly confused manner ah it could be paramedic here our crew delivered a full birth in the back of our rig we have two paramedics in the back with the PT a driver and I'm working on the laptop listening to info they are telling me to add to the report all the sudden it gets kind of quiet I hear the mother let out a very loud oh crap it's not white she was very white but few more seconds of silence and I'm like the driver alarm beeping light on the center console sent from a button in the back was pressed two times quickly generally meaning to turn around to get info for the report I turned from the front passenger seat to see a very dark-skinned colored baby I'm guessing Cuban I can't see the mother's face but all see is her shacking her head she begins to worry saying that her husband is meeting us there as the hospital he can't see this I just continue the report and I'm not sure what the problem is but I guess we'll see when we get there flash-forward to the air we stop outside the ambulance Bay I get out to open the doors and are met by another very white heavyset guy in a uniform shirt dress pants and glasses asked me if his wife was in there and she was in labor when he was coming home hospital policy dictates that we can't have random people that we can't confirm identity that close to the rig when opening doors for PT safety security is there quick holds him back a bit we opened the doors roll the PT and her newborn out he takes one look sees the color of the baby jaw drop look of despair like a 1000 yard stare even security had a look like wow that women freaked up and this guy knows it now wife babe I can explain every bit of this I know it looks weird but I can we wheel her into her no sign of husband last I knew the husband didn't check into the hospital as a visitor I'm assuming he went home to pack his stuff when I was born my mom legitimately thought I was black since I came out mostly purplish one heart problem and a few days later I was the palest baby in the world my mom was confused and my dad almost walked out okay I am a nurse but this isn't a story about a birth I witnessed it was my own birth and although my mother definitely didn't cheat all the midwives were convinced she had and yet it'll be buried but I think it's a funny story so I'm going to share for background my mother J is white and had got married young to another white guy D actually forced to by my grandparents who were horrified she was living in sin their relationship petered out and they separated but remained very good friends then she met my father a a black man and began a relationship with him mum was still married at a time neither her nor her husband were in the hurry to get divorced and he became good friends with mums new partner my dad mum fell pregnant with me time moves along she goes into labor and needs to head up to the hospital dad was working and couldn't make it home in time to get her there so still being good friends with the husband she rings him and he comes around to drive her to hospital and decides to hang out until I'm born after an hour or so dad arrives he was freaking out a bit so his best friend H also a black guy drove him because dad didn't trust himself and they arrived at the hospital right as mum is ready to deliver the midwives come out to the waiting room to grab the husband to be there when baby is born they knew that mums actual husband D had driven her there so assumed that he was the father of the baby went and grabbed him and tried to drag him into the delivery room he freaked out and yelled no no I'm not the father I'm just the husband the father is Aboriginal dead and H pulled up into the carpark as this is happening and dad leaps out of the car decides he needs to have a quick smoke to settle his nerves before he goes in his best friend H doesn't smoke cigarettes but does smoke weed and his pretty stoned so he walks in ahead just then the midwives come running back to the waiting room to grab the actual father and see the only black guy in there obviously him right so they take him and soot him up to bring him down to delivery being pretty stoned H doesn't question this and just goes along with it the midwives reached the delivery room and shot him inside mum legs and stirrups and heard the pushing stage goes absolutely ballistic not that black guy he's not the father go get the other one the midwives hustle H out and return him to the waiting room to wait with D my dad has come inside by now and the midwives marched up to him and said something like I hope you're the father this time otherwise I'm going to just give up and she can birth alone so that's the story about how the hospital went through three different men before they finally got to my actual father that would be a fantastic comedy sketch paramedic here had a mother give birth to a healthy baby in a home situational awareness had not helped me yet at this point I asked if the father was here to cut the cord we paramedics usually shy away from this duty because it opens us up to and wanted legal ramifications should something go wrong there was a calm in the air after I asked the question and went on to do it myself come a few moments later I was approached by another occupant of the home who informed me that this was a home for victims of physical assault in that the father of the baby was indeed also though father of the mother and was currently incarcerated due to the aforementioned situation it was an awkward ride to the hospital after that dang this must have been awkward for her it must be like rubbing salt on the wound consulted a couple who were expecting a baby and were confused about how she had chlamydia again turns out they both had chlamydia both got treated and continued doing their thing she could not get her head round how she hadn't again if he was the only guy she had slept with he just looked very sheepish as I tried to subtly explain maybe he had caught it from elsewhere and passed it on took a long time for the penny to drop one of those couples where you realize the kid won't get help with their science homework from their parents so a friend of mine he is unfortunately dead had cancer and he was dating a girl for about two years he then discovered he had cancer and that he would live at best one more year his girlfriend announced to him a week later that she was pregnant they were both white he kept on saying that life is a joke he was happy because he would have a baby now but sad because he would die in a year anyway nine months later the baby was born and it was black he then disappeared for weeks and we learned that he had died a month later felt so freakin sorry dang what a shame to die with that on your mind had two women give birth a few days apart on my floor turns out they actually had the same baby daddy the father of the two newborns got both patients pregnant around the same time it was an interesting day for the social worker in high school my gym teacher was married to the biology teacher who was also really good friends with my math teacher always saw them chatting and walking together well the bio teacher got pregnant and when she brought the baby and there was a unignorable resemblance to the math teacher her husband ended up driving to the nearest hospital and shooting himself dead in the parking lot was a big scandal at our relatively small private school one of a few actually holy flick that escalated quickly did not see that coming I know a guy who is fully white his parents are both white and his younger sister is black I always assumed she was adopted in one day when I mentioned it he looked at me weirdly and was like no dude that's my full-blood sister obviously I didn't believe it and apparently neither did his dad at the birth but they got the paternity test and she was his daughter likelihood is they've got some black ancestors far enough back to be forgotten about I also know a dude who has a white Scottish mom and a black Jamaican dad dude came out pale white whether ginger afro genetics were not on his side when you give birth to Napoleon Dynamite this isn't exactly what you are looking for but my mom is black and my dad is white my mom had kids with her first husband who were black and they were born somewhat light-skinned which is common among black children so she was expecting this but when she gave birth to my eldest full brother she thought something was wrong because of how pale he was nurse said that happens and he will get color fast forward to when it's time for them to go home the nurses that are now on duty refused to let her go because obviously there had been some sort of mix-up she was literally accused of trying to steal a white baby and even with my dad there apparently this kid was still too white to be mixed race this was the early 80s so crazy stuff went down in hospitals mind you we lived in an area where mixed-race families were non-existent at the time another fast forward 16 years and my brother has a mountain biking accident and at B he is literally hanging on by a thread his friend calls and my mom rushes over to the hospital his friend is literally there saying yes this is his mom and she has the red bro havin it though and they are refusing to let her in they ask for clarification if he is adopted or something but apparently the truth was the wrong answer the hospital security escorted her out and she had to have my dad come who by the way was just let right in I highly doubt under any other circumstance they would erroneously not let a parent see their injured child because they don't look like them but my mom being black with a very light-skinned child was apparently an issue but anyway back to the question I wonder how many families have had drama thanks to genetics being so unpredictable if my mom was white with a black husband I am certain everyone would think she cheated on my dad with a white guy heck people even accuse my mom of using an egg donor sometimes genes even skip generations so a tray that hasn't popped up in a few generations can just randomly show up this lady at my church is a white female married to a white male they have one younger kid who is the spitting image of his dad and obviously white then they have an older kid that is quite visibly mixed the kid has dark brown skin and curly african-american hair and nonetheless looks nothing like the dad so this lady claims that when she gave birth the hospital gate her baby a shot that turned in black therefore we refer to this kid as black shirt feel bad for the kid but he truly believes the story and is in like seventh grade a new one for the anti-vaxxers to get behind I do have a story about a close call of this nature so a few years ago I respond to and out of the NSW Nature I was feeling adventurous of a request for a man to fulfill a cuckold fantasy basically they wanted a man who looked similar to the boyfriend of the couple to freak the girlfriend while the boyfriend watched there was a whole Acts about it she'd call me by his name I'd act clearly different and had more libido than him let the lie slip up a few times and badly cover it up which she'd buy it 100% you know make a whole Act about it like playing out a pee script anyway the deed is done and nine months later I get a call from the girlfriend she's pregnant and expecting within the week and they're worried I might be the father I did use a condom but she wasn't on the the paranoia was understandable also they hadn't made love for a week before and a couple weeks after so the timing matched up the baby came out either office could be the father as it looks vaguely like both of us it was a boy bTW naturally it was freaking tense and awkward as heck it took a week for the DNA test to get back the delay was agonizing thankfully it came back that I was in the clear there was actually a bit of a celebration when I got a word I cheered they hugged I gave them a handshake and a hug said my congratulations went home and drunk a whole dang bottle of Absolut Vodka to celebrate I don't know why but I wanted this story to end with and then we celebrated and I had round two anesthesiologist here c-sections are typically done under spinal anesthesia and we're the ones at the head of the table keeping the mother calm and talking her through the procedure while the surgeons operate I've seen it more than once but I remember one in particular when the parents were both very Caucasian and the baby was very much not the actual father obviously had to be very dark-skinned at delivery when the not father saw the baby he just looked down at his wife who was starting to cry and calmly said you freaking W and walked out she started screaming for him to come back but there wasn't much she could do since she was you know still being operated on she lost it to the point I eventually had to sedate her just a bit because she was in danger of injuring herself as far as I know her husband never came back to the hospital I don't know what happened after that baby was white on the ultrasound so she thought she was in the clear a friend of mine tells the story of his aren't giving birth in the 1970s or 80s to a baby that at first glance appeared to be of Asian descent aren't into her husband are both Caucasian Midwesterners from long lines of the same sort going back to Germany there was evidently a shock moment and then the aunts father my friend's grandfather quipped well they say one in seven babies is born Chinese and everyone laughed the tension broke long enough for the doctor also a white Midwestern er of German stock that likely the kids color is just off due to the events of the birth that baby is now a man in his 30s or 40s and looks like your typical Midwestern ER he just had some tinge to his skin for a few hours following the birth plus some dark hair at birth that has since lightened up jaundice not a doctor but if I remember correctly it is due to the baby's immune system going haywire during birth they put babies under a blue lamp for up to 24 hours to make it go away bit reversed I mixed from a very dark black man and a Mexican woman on the lighter side barely passing while my dad and mom didn't work out but I was made he ditched two weeks in and everything she then got together with my stepdad about two months later looong time friends and he knew she was pregnant break the news of being pregnant to the family everyone is excited but no one knows it's not the super white man's child so custom my birth I come out clearly way too dark not sure cold but something is missing on how no one in that room knew but my mum stepped out and grandparents I'm told it was a very awkward conversation skin color or not my stepdad has always claimed me as blood knowing full well I'm not and I couldn't have lucked out harder no idea what the doctors thought but I had a phone call from the wife asking for my blood type while they were in the hospital the next day and I ducked home I'm a the wife is oh bub is a plus I've done enough science to know where that's going have done DNA testing I'm 100% the dad still not sure how to get more interesting science info about the myriad markers that apparently exist my brother had a surprise baby this way he and a co-worker had a one-night stand while she was broken up with her ex she gets back with her ex ends up pregnant flash-forward to the delivery day the day my brother sends me a picture of a random baby out of the blue and says I think I am a dad she is white her boyfriend is black my brother is white baby came out looking very very white I don't know how it went down in the hospital room but I know they separated very soon after my brother went to visit her in the hospital and asked if she would let him take a paternity test she agreed and it came back positive a week later and that's how I got my surprise nephew my soand I just had our first in January he has brown hair and I'm blonde when she arrived the nurse exclaimed Wow look at that red hair we know it's a recessive gene but it wasn't the very first thing we expected to hear we looked at each of a foreign moment and I said in my drugged and exhausted post-labor stupor I swear she's yours little different twist I am Ukrainian my great-grandfather was Crimean Tatar who are mixed Turkic and Mongolian my wife is Ukrainian and Italian my first boy was blond my second was dark-haired dark-skinned and has the classic almond shaped Asiatic eyes Mongolian spot despite the fact that we know my family history we ordered a test to make sure there was no separation at Birth stuff c-section yep that's our boy you would never know looking at us that that boy is genetically related to us and we love him to pieces my two boys have heavily hooded eyes almond-shaped they look like blonde blue-eyed Asians I've actually heard Asian people ask me if they are half Asian they are not my husband and I are both German and Norwegian descent but their paternal great-grandpa had the same eyes so it's definitely a family tre not exactly cheating but definitely an awkward situation during my OB rotation in med school I was caring for a patient with a very large family the kind that all wanted to be part of the delivery process from beginning to end they were having a baby girl and the room was absolutely filled from wall to wall with pink presents bassinets blankets clothing embroidered quilts you name it anyways I deliver the baby and I'm horrified thinking there was some sort of mutation and the baby's coach after my initial shock I realized it was simply a perfectly normal-looking baby dong and testicles the congrats it's a boy was met with shock instead of excitement initially but then everyone was so happy after understanding he was perfectly healthy apparently even with good prenatal care you can miss the male genitalia on ultrasounds about 1% of the time he I'm of Irish decent extremely pale freckled wavy duct hair and darker green eyes my husband is half Native American half German duck dark hair and slightly wavy as well my daughter came out with light light brown curly hair and ever so slight strawberry blonde pieces mixed throughout curls for days and the nurse goes Wow where did you get that hair knowing I had similar color as a baby and my mother has kinky curly hair my husband in a roomful of nurses goes I don't know jaded where did she get at her I could have freaking killed him super awkward for everyone involved the husband was only in the room for a bit then left and didn't see him again the FOB father of baby showed up after the baby was born I've also had where they didn't know whose baby it was so both guys were present to see who they thought it was you have been visited by the ingenious Joe comment brain so you always see the glass half-full if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check another video or don't either way have a great day you magnificent people [Music]

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Published: Fri Jan 10 2020