Doctors shares the strangest reactions that they've gotten from telling a woman that she is pregnant

doctors have written it what are some of the strangest most outrageous reactions that you've gotten from telling a woman that she is pregnant after I found out I was pregnant the dr said to come back in to discuss my blood test results he told me I was anemic and to eat more iron I was anticipating more bad news when he said what I thought was you have syphilis I started bawling and wondering out loud if my husband was cheating on me he looked at me irritated and said you don't have to pick it eat it from a can what my Indian doctor actually said was eat more asparagus I was so embarrassed but when I explained to him what I thought he said he laughed so hard he had to leave the room I can just imagine the thoughts going through the doctors mind thinking you're crying because you have to eat asparagus probably thought you're the most spoiled person ever that was the worst part I sounded like a spoiled brat to him and he called me on it to say my face was so red nurse here had a fat lady trying to beat the [ __ ] out of one of my Doc's a small and frail old guy for telling her she is a [ __ ] he didn't he just told her that she is pre go same doc later on told a patient she is pregnant she replied but I did never had real sex B goes to the window and starts looking outside asked what he is doing he replies the last time this happened a new star lit up the sky over Bethlehem a friend of mine as a male to female transsexual she was admitted to the hospital with abdominal pains and both the nurses in the doctor's thought she was pregnant she kept insisting that she didn't need a pregnancy test and they should check for other possibilities she ended up asking the doctor to check her medical file he did apologized and they found a kidney stone not a doc but I'm an ER scribe who asked a similar question last week I asked how do you break the news to a 16 year old girl like that and he said come with and find out we go in and it's the 16 year old girl with her grandmother first thing he says is where your results are back do you mind if your family is here when we talk about them protip always say yes I mind to this question then he told her and she immediately started crying the look her grandma gave her said one thousand words all of which were W not five minutes later her mom came in yelling s W ducking C and pretty much anything you can imagine she had to be escorted out by security all in all it was a fairly interesting way to witness my first unwanted pregnancy reveal my grandmother worked for the medical clinic at her local army base during WWII and she sometimes got to deliver the news that a woman usually the wife of a soldier was pregnant she told one young woman who replied but that's impossible my husband has been overseas for more than a year my grandmother assured her that she was definitely pregnant and asked if she had had sexual relations with anyone else recently the woman replied well yes but you can't get pregnant with nobody but your husband the poor girl actually had no idea my great aunt told the kind of embarrassing story about herself as a young wife she went to the doctor because she couldn't conceive she talked all about how she and her husband loved each other so much and thought she should get pregnant even with him at war the doctor told her that love wasn't enough and had to explain what sex was my impression was that she knew what sex was that didn't put two and two together when it is your great-aunt you don't press for details but needless to say she is strongly in favor of sex addition she's one senior Fox News didn't capture whoa I have a story that is relevant so my mom nearly died while giving birth to her first child the doctors were so worried about her health they told my parents that they wouldn't be able to have any more children for the foreseeable future five years later the doctors give them the go-ahead to have another kid things didn't go perfectly with the second birth and she had to get her tubes tied there were other medical problems as well a little more than two years pass and they are happy with their little family but my mother is feeling ill again it remains for a while they thought it was a bad cold but then she starts craving ice she only craved ice while preggers she grows in the belly region and is pretty sure she is pregnant but this is impossible because her tubes are tied right she goes to the doctor the one who performed the surgery and tells him that she believes she is pregnant he disagrees entirely he just will not believe she is pregnant he performs all sorts of tests trying to figure out what it is but my mother is insistent she believes she is pregnant so finally the doctor says fine I'll give you a pregnancy test but when it come back negative you have to pay for it if it comes up positive I'll pay for it it [ __ ] comes back positive the doctor's walks in the room and mutters well you're seven months along my mother responded with a classy I know apparently when you get your tubes tied every year after the first one adds a 1% chance of becoming pregnant there was a 2% of me existing her doc here once told a lady she was pregnant the response I got was no no no no no I was a little confused so I look to the husband who also looked confused and after a moment he just says I returned from Afghanistan yesterday awkward I went with my friend once to the ER because she was having issues I offered to step out of the room when the doctor came back in but was told to sit tight okay fine whatever doctor tells her she is pregnant after she denies even having sex ever she says that's impossible my boyfriend and I only did it once and he pulled out doctor had to explain to her how that's not safe at all while I sat in the chair with my face in my palms my wife was three days late on her period I was the one to notice this not her so I purchased her a pregnancy test and she took it I remember we were standing in the hallway of our first apartment together and she was watching the results on the test I placed my hands on her shoulders looked into her eyes and told her you are pregnant it is twins fraternal twins a boy and a girl and the girl will come out first sheet me if I knocked her up with twins she would knock my head off by the time I finished speaking a faint line appeared showing positive for pregnant a few weeks later she was feeling sick so we went to the ER her pregnancy was confirmed and they did an ultrasound in a thick Caribbean accent the ultrasound tech told her eats tweens looksie tweens she did not understand him at first I did I thought about running I didn't two months later it was confirmed that they were fraternal two months after that it was confirmed that baby a was a girl and baby B was a boy they came six weeks early it was a tough pregnancy that ended with an emergency c-section the doctor pulled my daughter out first and then my son not a doctor still I thought my story was pretty interesting I called one of the only OBGYNs that my insurance covered they said they could not see me for like two months I asked if they could call in a prescription for my birth control pills while I wait for my appointment the lady refused and said that because they haven't seen me in six months I think it was six months they could not do that I sort of pitched a fit but to no avail the day before my appointment I took an at-home pregnancy test and it came up positive so the next day walking into the office I pretty much knew I was knocked up I got into the exam room and the doctor came in she told me say you made an appointment for an exam to get birth control pills I said yet been waiting two months she answered with I'm sorry we always get so backed up I know it takes forever sometimes to get one I said yeah well I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant now so can we test for that instead the doctor got this we look on her face asked for a urine sample she came back 10 minimum later looking sheepish and saying yep you're pregnant for the record I do not blame getting pregnant on the doctor that was my stupid move still I thought the dialogue I had with the doctor was really funny my husband and I bumped into an old friend while I was seven months pregnant with an obvious basketball belly the friend asks when I was due and I gave her the most disgusted face I could well saying are you kidding me I'm not pregnant had her going for a good five minutes I always wanted to do that my life is complete I congratulated a friend with a huge basketball belly she got a little offended and a little resigned because she wasn't pregnant she had taken three home pregnancy tests all negative and been to her GP several times and the GP refused her a blood test he meant it was shock a somatic and that she just got fat me and another friend insisted that she changed GP and she did he instantly told her she was pregnant and got her an ultrasound and stuff she gave birth ten days after she had the pregnancy confirmed my dad is a pediatrician he once had to tell a girl's mum that a 16 yo daughter was pregnant mom turned around and slaps her daughter left clinic in a lot more than a half had to call a social worker in to see about protection for the now bawling girl on another story mom comes in with a newborn his name is unknown he is child number 8

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Length: 10min 5sec (605 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 16 2019