- Doctor: we couldn't save
his hand in the surgery, we're sorry. Woman, you said he was gonna be all right. Well his left hand is gone so he's gonna be all right. (man laughing) - All right, all right, all right. (upbeat music) - I've heard the topic of
meme review get thrown around and I found out that PewDiePie was the one who made meme reviews popular. I asked you guys to send me
the funniest medical memes. All right, this is your spine. Me, what the, put it back. If I come on to my patient
I'm like this is your spine and they say put it back I will cry, it's just the truth of the matter. When a new patient
doesn't remember the names of their medications, you gotta give them the
judgemental Justin Timberlake eyes. Sleeping positions of
different professionals. And then the doctor's on call in the ER. No but seriously I feel
like whenever I was on call for a 24 hour shift I
would only be in the bed and you could catch me in
the bed for like 15 minutes at a time. Haha, you got Targaeryan lady
Daenerys, Dalerius, Delirious? - He's refused to call me queen. - And you have RNA and DNA. RNA is single stranded like her hair, even though that's not
really a single strand, but it looks like one and then DNA is a double helix. Well you see doc, the problem
is obesity runs in my family. Doctor, no the problem is
nobody runs in your family. Not everyone's obesity is a
result of them being sedentary. In fact, the biggest problem
when it comes to obesity is nutrition. I broke my arm in three places. Doctor, well don't go to
those places, I love it, I've made this joke to my patients before, I have to admit it, they
weren't happy with me. Show up 15 minutes late, they cancel your appointment, show up on time to doctor, you're waiting an hour. My man Denzel knows what's up. We wanna give patients the
appropriate amount of time that they need for their
given appointments, right? So if you come 15 minutes
late you're actually impeding on the time of someone else's appointment. You're healthy as a horse. Me, great. A horse with cancer, what a mean spirited, I feel like there should
be a horse somewhere in this picture, is there one? No, no horse. She's just a little paranoid, her shift is quiet and going smoothly, so she thinks it's the
coming of the apocalypse. Us healthcare professionals, we are superstitious, we
don't like saying the q word I have said it before, I wish I didn't, six seven admissions, two rapid responses, one code blue and obviously
I didn't get any sleep and I was like that last meme
with the doctor not in his bed Performs life saving 12 hour surgery patient thanks God. I want to live to be 100 years old. Antivax mom, three, take it or leave it. Yes, why is it that on one hand when I'm in the ER I'm saving you and then when you're child
comes to see me in the office I'm poisoning them with neuro toxins? So I heard that you two
finally tied the clot. Sure did, coagulations! Actually platelets are
involved in the clot, there's no platelets here,
actually is that a platelet? I don't know it kinda looks
like it's just a red blood cell. Ever find yourself admiring
a stranger's veins? Absolutely. Right next to them should
be like Ronnie Coleman, if you don't know who Ronnie Coleman is, that's Ronnie Coleman. This guy has garden hoses for veins. Expectations versus reality. Going to the doctors
with Instagram knowledge. This is mean, I can't react to this,
all people are beautiful. Headache, normal person,
I didn't sleep well. Medical student, I have
intracranial hematoma. Med students, because
we're constantly learning about certain illnesses, the symptoms at one point or another will match up with
something that you're having or experiencing and you think you have the worst possible scenario. Just because it's like front of mind, top, tip of tongue front of mind, I don't know the expression. Doctor, looks like you don't
have any health insurance so we're gonna let you die. Okay, fantastic, thank you. We don't let our patients die when they don't have insurance, in fact in my hospital where I work we have a charity care system in place for this exact reason, to make sure people get
covered if they don't have enough money to pay for insurance. My face when I've been admitted and someone tells me to get well soon. What? How to figure out a doctor's handwriting? Medical alphabet. This is me, people have
been telling me this since I was in third grade and I was getting like Cs is penmanship. Don't worry I practiced
on a mannequin once. This is so true. Nowadays what we do is we make sure we bring in a senior doctor
who has done this enough, is clear to do it, will now
watch this person perform the procedure and sign
off each time they do it until they get the required numbers in. I would've loved if this
meme said don't worry, I practiced it on Surgeon Simulator. Chop, chop, no no no, I
don't mean to chop his lungs. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing
up his own incision? Suture self. That's okay. When your 24 hour shift is finally over but you see a critical
patient being wheeled in. Yeah, when I was young I
decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam, we were
asked to rearrange the letters P-N-E-I-S and form the name of an
important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered
spine are doctors today, while the rest are on Facebook. Is it bad that I wasn't thinking spine? I totally wasn't thinking spine. I feel like this was a trick question and I don't think this is accurate. So if you though what I though then you know what you though. Just be okay with it. Super freak. Welcome to the medical field where any day is a work day and the holidays don't matter. So true, Who's Line Is It Anyway, one of the greatest shows of all time, but yeah, any work day,
every day is a work day and holidays definitely don't matter, in fact Christmas is
right around the corner and guess what, I'm gonna be working multiple days, especially
after Christmas, so. When you realize that you
still have over 1000 slides to study for the exam and it's one am. I'm fine. This is how I studied. I know people say cramming is bad and it is for most people. Unless I study for a short period of time, I could not do it, for a lot of tests, like for the big ones I obviously studied, but for the majority of my tests, when it was the weekend before, I just got in the zone man. Roses are red, it's hot like hell, mitochondria? It's the energy center of the cell. So it's like roses are red, it's hot like hell, the energy center of the cell? Eh, eh, eh. Asks you where it hurts,
then puts pressure on it. We wanna localize your pain, we wanna see what part of the
anatomy is actually hurting, distinguish if it's bone, neural pain, is it the same type of pain
that you're complaining about or is this a new pain
that I've discovered, because there's a difference
between tenderness and pain and it is a very important distinction. Antibiotics from Mexico,
my throat infection. Extra. I had plenty of time to
look over the results. Are they good? I don't know, didn't look at them. I have to admit I've done this before. So the results that we get usually, if something is abnormal, they
get highlighted right away so it jumps at your attention. If I see that there's nothing abnormal and the patient isn't
coming in for another week and I know it's not urgent, I will say a lie like this, I have like oh, I saw your lab results then my patient's will be like well how are they? I'm like well let's take
a look at them together, cause I totally didn't pay attention or I don't remember exactly
what the labs where. Thank you student loans for helping me get through medical school, I don't think I can ever repay you. They definitely help you
get through med school 'cause when you go through
year one and year two, you're usually around a hundred
thousand dollars in debt at that point, so guess what, if year three starts going not so well, you have a fire lit behind you where you're like oh man I'm
a hundred thousand in debt and if I fail out now, I'm in trouble, so they do help you get through med school and I hope you can repay them how you actually look versus how you look in your hospital badge photo. I don't know what it is that cameras that we use in the hospitals to take our photo IDs look
like they're like Polaroids from the 1960s, I hope I'm
not getting that wrong. It's just the quality is bad, it changes the dimensions of your face. So tell me everything you told
the nurse five minutes ago. Actually Gabbie Hanna just
told me this the other day she said that do doctors
actually read the charts because I say hard no. I worked last week on a long shift and I walked into a room where the nurse told me some brief details about the patient, I totally forgot them 'cause I got caught up
doing something else and I again walked in I said, hey so tell me what
seems to be the problem and I thought about
Gabbie and I was like hm, now I know why they think we
sometimes don't read the chart. Do you think this puppy's adorable? Well he used to be like
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