- Three, two, one, Medical
Meme Review. Peewoop! Family members: Hey,
you're basically a doctor. Can you check this out for me? Me, a first year med student. (Mike laughs) Oh, there's an arm missing. Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down. These are maneuvers that
we do to actually try and expedite the baby
turning to be non-breach, meaning head down, but it's funny that they threw a little
Will Smith action there. "Prince of Bel-Air." What is it, Gallbladder? Can't you see I have a lot to do? I make these. You made stones? You're just supposed to
hold what I give you. Get out. Go on. I make these. Oh, this is the cutest thing ever. Aw. Whenever they personify organs
and make them cute like this, it makes me wanna hug them,
especially when they make these. Harry Potter and the COVID-19 test. Oh my God! This is a scene from
"Harry Potter", right? This is like the giant. Where are my Potter fans
at? Look at my glasses. Should I do the... (groans) What house do I belong in? It's exactly what I was afraid of. What? Skeletons? I have some bad news for you. You. You know what you have inside of you? Don't tell anybody that I told you this. A frigging skeleton is inside you. I can only say that 'cause
I'm a doctor and I know. America leads the world again. Snack masks, pack it up on the go. Easily fits one hot dog with
bun, small bag of chips. If you laugh, you
probably have no friends. Caution, wet floor. (laughs)
I remember when I grew up, I had a shirt that said
I have lots of friends, you just can't see them. But for anyone who
doesn't know, this is H2O. These are little
molecules, H-toe molecules. When the sun gives someone's skin cancer from 152 million kilometers
away, meet the sniper. Is the sun 152 million kilometers away? Is that an accurate fact? - [Sam] 91.4 million miles. - Oh, 91.4 million miles is the same as 152 million kilometers. - [Sam] You know This? - Yeah, I just did the conversion. - [Sam] 147? - Well, you know, I did an average. - [Sam] So you're wrong?
- The sun is a sniper, but it's also a giver like of life. Chlorophyll. (laughs) - [Sam] Wow, I was unprepared. - Me: What can I do to
get healthier, doctor? Doctor: Use a bicycle and cut the carbs. Me. (laughs) Oh, that's good. When I was 10 years old, we bought skateboards not for
our feet but for our fingers and we would do cool
tricks with our fingers. And then when we got bored of those, we got BMX bikes that we,
again, rode with our fingers. (wheels squeaking) (metal clangs) When a patient comes in with
something in their rectum and you ask how it got that there. I don't know that there's an Eiffel Tower. Also., it's the wrong
their on their rectum. I'm a grammar police person. Is there's something I missed? - [Sam] Yeah, you noticed
something in the patient's rectum and you would ask them,
how did it get there? What would they say?
- I fell. - [Sam] And what's the image of? - Eiffel. Aw. Her: I only date doctors. Me. (laughs) Touche, Dr Pepper. Why do doctors hit our
knees with that hammer? It's simple, we get a kick out of it. Punny. Never stand or sit in front
of a patient when you do that. Especially as a male physician, it's very easy for them to be
like a little bit hyperactive or nervous and go wham. Pentagon, hexagon, octagon, patient gone. That is not true. You can revive a patient from asystole, which is also known as flatline. And you know how you do that? It's not shocking the patient. It's chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions, and perhaps a little epinephrine. What gives people power? Money, status, mitochondria. I love that it's posted in
Reddit/technicallythetruth. Mitochondria really is the
energy center of the cell. Yes, I'm gonna keep
saying that. I'm sorry. When your patient's heartbeat is fire, so you let the whole squad listen. Oh, those are dope Beats. By the way, this is how people
studied back in the day. I just don't know why all
these doctors are so elderly but the young doctors listen to these. Me, doesn't eat all day. Me having one sip of wine. (laughs) If you don't eat, it's really
easy to get overly drunk, like very, very easy. If you eat a heavy, fat
meal before you drink, it slows the absorption of
the alcohol and as a result, you don't absorb it
readily into your blood, and you have a lower blood
alcohol content as a result, therefore, you don't get as drunk. When they tell you, "You
look just like your mother." (laughs) The funny thing, this has been pulled up on
my computer for a minute and I did not even make eye
contact with the mother. And who's this other
person hugging the baby that also looks like a child? Am I dying? We're all dying just at different speeds. But what about me? You're like the Usain Bolt
of dying, LMAO. (laughs) Oh, that's so mean. You know what's funny, part of my medical program
at Overlook Family Medicine when I was a resident was to go to the Metropolitan Museum of Art and we would look at paintings and talk about their medical
aspects, their human aspect. You cannot lose weight
on a starvation diet. I went 30, 40 minutes, nothing. Interestingly enough, and
I'm gonna get medical here. Don't mind me holding a piece
of my camera equipment here. The reason why starvation
diets don't work is one, they don't last. Second, fat literally
has a mind of its own and your own body has a mind of its own. So if you start starving yourself, your metabolic rate will drop, therefore you'll burn less
calories throughout the day to try and conserve energy
and keep the fat on. Your fat is smart. It's gonna try and survive and thrive. Basic Pokemon Dr. Mike. I love it that they used
this image of all images. Attack is Peewoop or two
attacks is chest compressions. A human Pokemon commonly found sporting a snug-fit shirt and a smile. Can debunk fake medical news and prescribe potions to sick Pokemon. This is actually well-made. I dig this. Why would a fly land
on something like this? Rats should be ashamed
for falling for this trap. Bears, this is ridiculous. This must be fun. (laughs) Med school is not a trap. I think med school's
an amazing place to go if it's right for your soul. And the only way you know
it's right for your soul is to know yourself. And I have that tattooed on my body and I'm gonna constantly
say it over and over again. Before you do anything in
this life, know thyself. No you can't just hijack my cell membrane and force me to make copies of you. Ha-ha protein printer go brr. (laughs) For those of you who don't know, this is the COVID-19
vaccination mRNA process where we actually code
for the mRNA spike protein that's found on COVID-19. We then put it in a
lipid-encapsulated membrane, we shoot it into cell,
and then your cell's like, "Oh, you can hijack me. I'm just gonna make copies of you." And then your cells realize, "Oh no, this is not our own cells. Let's kill it and create a defense to it." And now you're protected from COVID-19 without actually getting COVID-19 or being exposed to COVID-19, #science. Dr. Mike: Don't use Q-tips in your ear. Me, fights the urge for three hours. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Oh no. Ah, there's so much wrong
with this picture, man. Not only do I have salad in my mouth, there's dressing all over my lips, my chest hair's sticking out, the microphone/lapel mic is visible, I'm wearing that dirty apron. At least my hair looks decent, ugh. And then I said (blows raspberry). I have not progressed
from my writing style since fifth grade. I'd been getting by on the excuse that it's doctor's handwriting. No, folks. It's bad children's handwriting
that I never practiced. And now with computers and cell phones, I have an excuse not to. Appendix, normal appendix,
inflamed appendix, ruptured appendix, a cute appendix. Aw, this is really good. I like that. Aw, I mean, not aw for someone
who has a ruptured appendix. How come after like
age 26 your body starts to make clicking sounds when you stretch? Is that the warranty expiring? It's most definitely
the warranty expiring. Although I wouldn't say 26, I would probably raise it to 28. I'm 31, I'm definitely
starting to feel it. One of the main reasons I feel it is because my 16-year-old nephews
are starting to get close to beating me in basketball
and that's a problem. (upbeat music) What y'all call this? Mouth chandelier. (chuckles) Although I'll be worried
about those tonsils. There's some serious crypts in
there where stones can form, also known as tonsil stones. Karen with her essential
oils: I don't fear you. Coronavirus: Then you
will die braver than most. I talk smack about essential oils when it comes to making false claims. But guess what? I have essential oils
all over my apartment. There's a diffuser that sprays, or it's a nebulizer, sorry,
a nebulizer that nebulizes. I have those diffusers that
you put the little reeds in. I like essential oils, which is weird to be at war with them, but I'm only at war with essential oils that claim to be healing when
they're not really healing. The coronavirus doesn't care
if you smell like lavender. Me, my online classes
tasks, Dr. Mike vlogs. Yeah! Sorry, Pam. If you had a good laugh, check out me reacting to medical
scenes from "The Simpsons" or my 12-year-old nephew roasting me while we build a LEGO hospital. Which one are you watching? As always, stay happy and healthy. (upbeat music)
Your medical meme review are ALWAYS hilarious, I’ve been binging them the last couple of days and now realised I’ve seen all🤣Thankfully you released this one right in time!
Hi doctor mike