Diner Lobster - SNL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> DID YOU TWO ORDER YET? >> NO. >> NO. >> DID YOU TWO CARVE GANG SIGNS INTO THE BABY CHANGING STATION? >> YES. >> YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT? >> LET ME GET THE GRILLED CHEESE, SALAD INSTEAD OF FRIES. >> YEAH, SURE THING. ONE GRILLED CHEESE, VAGINA STYLE. GREAT. HOW ABOUT YOU, PAL? >> YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL HAVE THE LOBSTER. >> EXCUSE ME? >> THE LOBSTER SPECIAL. >> DID YOU JUST ORDER A LOBSTER IN A DINER? >> YEAH, WHY? >> BECAUSE IT'S A DINER. NO ONE ORDERS A LOBSTER IN A DINER. THE WHOLE SEAFOOD SECTION IS ON THE MENU AS A JOKE. SEAFOOD. THE WORD SEAFOOD IS IN QUOTES. >> I'M IN THE MOOD FOR LOBSTER, OKAY? I WANT THE LOBSTER FOR GETTING ZERO MATCHES AND I WANT TO CELEBRATE. >> A LOBSTER? YOU SURE YOU WANT THE LOBSTER? >> I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS. IT'S ON THE MENU. I'LL HAVE THE LOBSTER. >> DON'T DO IT. >> AS YOU WISH. ALL RIGHT, THE TIME HAS COME. WE'VE GOT AN ORDER HERE FOR ONE LOBSTER. ♪♪♪ ♪ WHO AM I AND WHY AM I CONDEMNED TO BOIL ALIVE ♪ ♪ WHEN ALL THAT I HAVE DONE IS LIVE MY LIFE ♪ ♪ AND WHY WOULD SOMEONE ON A WHIM CHOOSE FROM ALL TO ORDER HIM ♪ ♪ WHO'S THIS GUY ♪ ♪ I THOUGHT THERE WAS AN UNSPOKEN RULE THAT LOBSTER IN A DINER IS NEVER COOL ♪ ♪ A DINER MENU'S WAY TOO LONG AND HALF THE THINGS ARE WAY TOO WRONG ♪ ♪ MUST YOU DIE HOW CAN YOU EVER FACE HIS LOBSTER FRIENDS ♪ ♪ HOW CAN YOU EVER FACE YOURSELF AGAIN MONSTER ♪ ♪ I'VE LIVED HERE 40 YEARS AND AN AGE LOBSTERS NEVER GROW ♪ ♪ AND IN THAT TIME THERE'S NO ONE TO ORDER ANY CRUSTACEANS ♪ ♪ WHO AM I ♪ ♪ LOBSTER NUMBER ONE ♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I MEAN, YOU CAN'T EAT THE LOBSTER NOW, MAN. >> I'M SORRY, DUDE. I'M A MEAN GIRLS GUY. ON BROADWAY NOW. >> HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? CLAWSETTE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE WANTED TO TELL YOU, PAPA. ♪♪♪ ♪ FATHER NOW THEY WANT YOU DEAD ♪ ♪ LET ME GO IN YOUR PLACE INSTEAD ♪ ♪ WHETHER IT'S BOILED GRILLED OR BLACKENED ♪ ♪ OFF TO THE GREAT TANK IN THE SKY ♪ >> NO! CLAWSETTE, I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT. IT'S NOT YOUR TIME, IT'S MINE. >> I LOVE YOU, BUBBA. >> I LOVE YOU TOO. NOW RUN! RUN FROM THIS PLACE! >> OH, LITTLE BABY LOBSTER. JUST CHANGE THE ORDER. >> THEY PUT IT ON THE MENU, I'M CALLING THEIR BLUFF. >> FORM THE BARRICADES! >> WAIT, THERE'S A BARRICADE? >> THIS DINER HAS INCREDIBLE SET DESIGN. ♪ WILL YOU JOIN IN OUR CRUSADE TO KEEP THE LOBSTER FROM THE POT ♪ ♪ WILL YOU CUT THE MASSACRE RAID AND GIVE HIM THE SHOT ♪ ♪ THEN JOIN IN AND GIVE ME THE RIGHT TO BE FREE ♪ ♪ DO YOU HEAR THE MONSTER SINGHING A SONG IN A SALTY PLACE ♪ ♪ ♪ IT IS THE SCREAMING OF THE LOBSTER WHEN THE DINER MATCHES THE BURNING OF HIS SHELL ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW WHY LOBSTERS IN THE DINER NEVER SELL ♪ ♪ LOBSTERS IN DINERS NEVER SELL ♪♪♪ >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. FORGET THE LOBSTER. I'LL HAVE THE TUNA MELT INSTEAD. >> YAY!

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 10,400,236

Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, SNL Season 43, SNL Episode 1743, John Mulaney, Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon, Luke Null, Mikey Day, Beck Bennett, Heidi Gardner, Melissa Villasenor, Alex Moffat, Kenan Thompson, s43, s43e18, episode 18, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, comedian, stand up, stand up comedian, netflix, KID GORGEOUS

Id: Pj-D0jc17D0

Length: 4min 51sec (291 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 14 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/ReconLounge]

I was lucky enough to score standbuy tickets for this show. The look of absolute confusion on everyones faces when Kenan rolled out in the lobster costume is something ill never forget. Definitely my favorite Mulaney sketch so far.

[u/bfernhattrick]

“clawsette” is an underappreciated part of this sketch

[u/musicmerchkid]

Chris redd and 3 other guys!

[u/nausikaafaiaka]

Just a short note: I woke up with this sketch on my mind, looked it up and realized it was uploaded exactly 3 years ago. Coincidence? I think not!

[u/[deleted]]

John Mulaney episodes are my favorite because they always seem to include a musical sketch like this one. I’m glad he’s out of rehab, and I hope he’s doing well.

[u/rocking2rush10]

I get this stuck in my head on a weekly basis.

[u/Randomly2]

“This diner has incredible set design!”

Pete was momentarily possessed by the collective group of Monty Python

[u/Krimreaper1]

Airport Sushi is my favorite.

[u/prince_ahlee]

I only watched for the set design joke