Deadpool Pitch Meeting

so I heard that the fans want to see a Deadpool movie yes sir there's a leak test footage floating around the internet and everything great so if I'm not mistaken the last time we saw Deadpool he shot a bunch of lasers from his eyeballs at the end of x-men origins Wolverine and then he had his head cut off and there was a post credit scene revealing that he wasn't actually dead so I'm assuming we're gonna pick things up from there oh absolutely not oh yeah no no no no no no no no okay so you want to do like a hard reboot then yeah something like that so who should we get to play Deadpool same exact guy but that's not really how movies work yeah I know but I think it'll be really cool like we'll have him make fun of all the stupid decisions that went into making x-men origins Wolverine oh okay like sewing his mouth shut what was that about well we thought people were gonna like it we're also gonna make fun of you guys for being cheap okay that's a little mean and now the timelines of the x-men movies don't make any goddamn sense we work really hard on those and at the beginning of the film we're gonna have some intro credits that say that the movie was produced by asshats that kind of hurts my feelings that's hilarious so anyway we're really gonna do right by the Deadpool character by having him break the fourth wall a bunch of times oh how is he gonna do that it's mostly gonna be variations of him turning to the camera and being like hey I'm breaking the fourth wall right now that's actually really good yeah not bad huh so what's this movie about well basically Wade Wilson is gonna fall madly in love with this woman Vanessa oh what's she like she's crazy in the bedroom and she knows what Star Wars is that is every teenage boy's dream girl and I want no more character development than that oh don't worry that's where it ends my friend perfect so anyway wait is gonna learn that he has a terminal illness uh-oh and so this creepy guy tells him they can cure him and give him superpowers Wow so he goes to this workshop but it turns out that it's run by this bad guy Ajax and he really hates Wade what's his backstory he's also a product of the workshop and that's as far as we're gonna dive into that does he have powers yeah he has really fast reflexes and he doesn't feel pain or emotions or anything really why does he hate wait well cos Wade keeps cracking jokes and he finds out that his real name's Francis so you know he feels pretty angry about that I thought he couldn't feel anything did I say that yeah like a second ago woopsie anyway so what did they do at the workshop well they inject Wade with this serum that'll awaken any mutant genes he might have and then they try to trigger that by putting him through extreme stress very evil and so they torture him and he develops super healing so did they know those were the powers he was gonna get now they didn't know what he is gonna get well then what was the plan if he didn't develop those specific abilities what do you mean like let's say his mutation ended up being that he can now fly yeah so now they have a guy who can fly but who's still about to die because of his terminal illness right when you put it that way not a very good business model not the best no huh so anyway they get lucky and he gets healing powers all right and so now Wade can recover from anything but he's not super attractive anymore oh he gets disfigured well disfigured is a big word he has bumpy skin and no eyebrows gotcha so it's not gonna be like a huge plot point or anything it's gonna drive the entire movie oh it is yeah well now that he's movie ugly he doesn't think his girlfriend's gonna love him anymore okay so he wants to track down Francis so he could fix his face that's a pretty thin storyline oh yes super thin feels like the whole movie could just be resolved by having a conversation for sure so we're gonna stretch the whole thing out by having him fight a bunch of different people but we know he's not in any danger right it's gonna be hard to make that entertaining actually super easy barely an inconvenience really yeah I'm just gonna fill all the scenes with a lot of fourth wall breaks and a whole lot of penis jokes oh okay yeah I mean there's gonna be a couple of non penis jokes in there but it's mostly penis jokes penises are tight Oh what oh god I didn't mean that I mean like the penis the jokes the jokes are funny okay sorry about that it's fine so what else happens well there's also this mutant Colossus that wants Deadpool to join the x-men why because now works and we're gonna do that thing where the bad guy kidnapped the girl to lure the guy into a final fight very cool and Deadpool is gonna put Vanessa in a glass container and throw her about 200 feet down to the ground hope so she dies now she's totally fine how physics I don't know okay and so that's about it well it sounds like teenagers are really gonna enjoy this movie actually I kind of want to make it super gory and have a lot of nudity oh so you think it's gonna be rated R oh yeah so it's like the perfect movie for teenagers but they can't see it without a parent or guardian that's right how's this thing gonna make any money well I figured maybe you could handle that with like a crazy amount of marketing I guess I'll have to great thanks oh one last thing what's that do you happen to include a Stan Lee cameo or I did good it's important we show that man respect [Music] hey guys Ryan here hope you enjoyed that pitch meeting we have a lot more of these on the channels so be sure to check those out and let me know in the comments section what other movies I should do pitches for can also subscribe and like the video share it with your friends and check back soon for a new pitch thanks for watching we'll see you next time [Music]

Channel: Screen Rant

Views: 3,727,066

Keywords: deadpool, pitch meeting, ryan reynolds, vanessa, ajax, angel, colossus, negasonic teenage warhead, funny, sketch, x-men, wolverine, jokes, rated r, fourth wall, marvel, fox, x-men origins wolverine

Id: 7FZD9tDzPk8

Length: 4min 34sec (274 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 18 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/joeschmoe717]

They basically took Jenny Nicholson's sales pitch video, created a formula, and mass produced them. Seriously, they pushed out over 100 of these in a year.

https://youtu.be/PMNFaAUs2mo

[u/Beer_Bad]

I love Pitch Meetings, most of their videos are funny. Screen Rant does a good job breaking movies down without missing the point of scenes/making glaring mistakes like Cinema Sins does, I think.

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Pitch meetings are tight

[u/bigkix]

The one for Endgame is epic!

[u/CriticalSalt]

What was the episode where they make fun of a film's flaw where they get out of a bad situation with a fade to black?