DAZ WATCHES WORST education video EVER

my god it's like the best sausage rolls ever I've ever had I've ever had Jesus Christ it's like every mouthful it's like a taste of heaven yeah that's right I'm a mukbang channel now how do I dazzle us does games and another dares watches form again today's video there is new much new much is in the store and I'm actually excited about this one I think it's great new Matt you've been asking for it it's in the store go and without being said video the birds and the bees lovemaking but sometimes in our lives you become old enough to learn about sex education my sex education was non-existent in school I literally learned everything I know from the internet and all I did was put a condom over a banana how's that gonna help go out there into the world and go up to girls and clubs and try and hit them with bananas no that would be pretty funny today we're gonna be looking at how far we have come say you guys have suggested that I watched some old school sex education PSA videos which are just terrible that's what this was from the 1980s she's like one like she's just been born why's she in a sex education video oh god the fashion the fashion I'm sorry but they're still like two shouldn't be in this video I'm sorry but the young one yeah she's like dressed like Meg Griffin I had to tell me she's not dressed like Meg Griffin from Family Guy shut up Meg I've got bicycles back there one night oh and not only that look at the Dan of the denim nothing but denim and perm look here why would any girl just draw a love heart on an a4 piece of paper and tape it to a wall that's not a cool poster hello I'm Angela and you have creepiest dolls everywhere Angela what's going on over the next few sessions we're going to be together talking about you growing up I don't know about me growing up you weird old lady huh body it's changes the only changes going on in my body is my stomach going out woods that's it love I don't know what to tell you and I think you're going to find it fascinating everything is based on love yeah the club have you lady you've not been to the club by if we're talking about love then I'm just going to be more of a sausage draw because this is love right here this is love je-sus person who loves us most of all is God oh gee oh [ __ ] you know what I thought he was going here I kind of guessed it Irish Catholic yeah I get it so let's start by asking him to help us to understand about it order god I gonna tell me how to lay it down is he to God before I have sex that's weird hippy up there like dude I made you just get on with it it's stop asking me dear lord I want to invite you to be with us as we talk together about growing up know you weird lady don't invite some random mythical dude down to our sex session is he there in the corner whilst you're doing it he's just there with like a camera like bend her over because you are the inventor of people you are the one best able to understand us and help us to understand and love one another now if you look throughout history God hasn't exactly been that helpful there was a time where if we built a tower too tall according to your book it'd have us killed and descenders with plague is that sexual intercourse I love how they have to overlay that on a picture of marriage like that exists now so does it never mind about your wedding and sexual intercourse like take care of your daughter so she looks miserable as [ __ ] look at her a newlywed couple here and there showing their love for each other by lovemaking what no that's not lovemaking they're cuddling this would be a whole different picture drawn if they will lovemaking and their daughters that do I have to point that out lovemaking just means making each other feel loved the way you can put it that way or you can just say aroused still be such a prude well you give them kisses and hugs and you hold them close but between a man and a woman it's a bit different because when they hold each other really close and give a long kiss and a warm she's in the nursing home now what she changed location she's taking off her coat and she's talking to us now oh [ __ ] they tell each other that they're beautiful and everything like that they also have a bit of a laugh because they are the best of friends and then something happens in a very short time because they're so close the man feels his penis becoming erect tarconi a sausage web that's happening in Canada on straight hard and the sperm coming down into it like it did when he had a wet dream I think he skipped a few steps love it doesn't just happen like that does it you know I don't just go done like it's a process there's a warmup period now while the sperm is coming into the man's penis the woman's body is getting ready to receive the sperm yeah she's like this Oh God this is why I can't get a teaching job it's amazing you know how God made it because while they're making love and being happy together to be honest though if you want to talk about God and how he made it he could have made it a bit cleaner and give the guy like a better g-spot all right don't put it in a dark dingy place George the woman feels her vagina becoming kind of slippery inside sorry I need to grow up slippery she's not an ice rink so that the penis can easily slip in and out no trouble is that what you say to your husband hey hey no trouble so he slips his penis into her vagina gives her the sperm my vagina looks like that he's not gonna go near it again this is so an accurate demonstration that hello miss Pam then the penis slips out how is that it no foreplay that's depressing love yeah maybe if you weren't wearing your curtains your husband might do more and that's called sexual intercourse some people call it having sex so the man passes the sperm to the woman and now his sperm is in her I'll leave it for now Oh maybe next video maybe you're wondering if a mistake could be made and and could pass water instead of semen and sperm I'm not tap that shoot Evian what No possibly you're saying to yourself well I'll never do that it's awful no no literally at 15 I was ready to smash this terrible truth but you know I was I was ready you know most boys are because you know when you hear about it first it sounds very strange but God has made it really lovely please do I make you more exciting please I don't know if I want to be taught sex education from an an inner [ __ ] chair I don't know it just seems to sit down with your nuns or Oh No whoo rather Linda tell me later actually you know don't teach me sex sense get back to work Linda an exciting and pleasant feeling that's gonna be my outro normally I just end on the March screen but now all my videos I'm gonna it's gonna end like this my love crossed my channel and I'll see you in the next video stay dazzling oh yes yes true I love that I do I don't care we been talking about dicks that taste great right next video we've been talking a lot about AIDS and you've been hearing about AIDS in the newspaper you've heard it on the radio television and you of course these days we call it Trump some of you have even had classes on AIDS and what it's all about so I'm going to ask you some questions and find out what you know about well one thing that I've just learned is that when asked you addresses aren't on an aeroplane may teach sex ed apparently just I could ask you this I don't know whether to like put my hand up and ask a question or ask for some peanuts at the virus first of all what does the term AIDS stand for acquired immune deficiency syndrome Ron I actually didn't know what it stood for now I do I'm learning I mean I'm learning right what does the term aquired mean if you were to go down and acquire an automobile what did all of a sudden just be in your garage well no you got to drive it back home first what kind of questions that I Drive it home right is that the answer I mean this girl looks fed up she's done with the world she's like I know what aids is aids is this class no you'd have to do something to get that car you go down to the car lot you'd pick out your automobile you'd sign papers maybe you'd put down some money and you drive at home is this related to sex still because I've never had to sign a contract or purchase a [ __ ] like I do I just swipe right okay you'd acquire that car well the AIDS virus is the same way it's not gonna all of a sudden just be in your bloodstream you have to do something in order to get that virus in yeah you have to attend this class to get it that's what you have to do how is this sex ed this is just fear-mongering okay scare kids out sex oh I just tell you put condom on your bloodstream how do you get the AIDS virus or HIV into your body you get it when you ask for another person okay right nope this is not the most depressing sex ed class I think I've ever seen your chance of getting the virus increases with each successive partner that you have however you can get it the first time that you ever have sex with anybody if that person is infected with the virus you may get it yeah girl worried lovely that haircut you you ain't gotta worry Trust trust me just to Stan you know it's nice to relax Zuse make this or some [ __ ] this one is really controversial you're not gonna like it at all all right no I'm listening seeing someone that has it okay so would you say deep french kissy yeah I mean where you really go for it put you at risk for this virus because the virus has been man knows when your friend tells you that he didn't win the gulag match in modern warfare oh god that needs to be a meme of people with AIDS especially toward the end stages of the disease because they have more of the virus in their body fluids what was that a media at the back of the classroom was channeling another youniverse virus in their body fluids what was that sound was he being contacted or something what's wrong with him but they were there at your 20-year reunion from high school they're gonna be empty chairs because they will have died of AIDS I don't want sex ever again congratulations you've done your job [ __ ] don't know what she's talking about I mean yeah practice safe sex each them realistically about safe sex scared them to walk into the classroom like you're cosplaying as [ __ ] blu-tac it's too much talk to the issue of having safe sex I think this whole issue of safe sex is indeed a myth this took a wait why is safe sex a myth how does how is that possible and could slip off or break okay it's kind of like you can think of it in terms of Russian Roulette what is it one in six that you're gonna die Jesus Christ none of these kids had children none of them when you use a condom it's like you're playing Russian roulette there's Jesus Christ but condoms like that bad back then or something isn't it like a million to one they break before in their life so just picture it's as if you're all crawling into one bed together oh she's already dumb not you can tell look at her face playing into one bed together she likes that idea she's not put off what if I want her sex before I get married well I guess you just have to be prepared to die watch what if I want to have sex before I get married well I guess you just have to be prepared to die this woman just needs a good you know she's not a punch you know she needs some of that she just needs a good time it was a different time like when HIV and AIDS started to come out there was just so much confusion there are so many good films like Dallas buyers club and Philadelphia that really sort of cover the terror that people felt around this disease it was so much fear like you think the corona virus was bad I would rather have AIDS and have the relationship that I have with Jesus Christ then not have AIDS and not know Jesus sorry but if you're gonna have that mentality I I can't I can't I can't deal guys that was cringy terrible religious um sex ed videos there's probably a bunch more but I can't find any at the moment I hope you guys are staying safe whilst you're in quarantine you're not going outside not having any sex cuz you'll die remember new March link in description don't get your new merch let's die soul and I will see you in the next video state dazzling [Music] [Music]

Channel: Daz Games

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Length: 16min 14sec (974 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 03 2020