the boys go overweight

oh hi didn't see you there my name is juicy and it takes a forklift to get me out of bed every morning i like to eat cheese curds and drink diet mountain dew but not normal soda i like to stay healthy okay juicy come on you're sweating all over the floor again dude get out of the way how are we gonna nail this job interview if none of us can get our intros right come on dude you don't go into a job interview and tell him you cheese kids i gotta get that job at gamestop you don't understand how important this is i don't understand what this means to me i have to become a gamestop sales associate you know how good those sounds hi i'm juicy your gamestop sales associate do you want to buy any undertale figures maybe some funko pops or a video game you want your job at gamestop juicing more than anything juicy why don't we just practice the scenario dude me and eddie get ready put make sure you wear your uniform me and eddie are walking up with some trade-ins we've got a whole stack of games we want the new console come on juicy here we go i've practiced this okay me and eddie gonna walk in ready i'm pulling the door open oh i got stuck in the door gotta push my knees oh it happens all the time yeah happens all the time it's okay don't stop it's okay all right we're two customers ready to buy something juicy how you gonna greet us hi welcome to games games cup do you play skyrim no we're here to trade in some games juicy oh you huge trade in some games yeah we want to know how much we can get for all these games oh wow yeah you got a lot of games here well okay let me just uh i'm going to take these to the back there's about 50 games here me and eddie bought them all for about 60 dollars each so we're hoping to get something a bit worth them time aren't we yeti games 60 each yeah okay that's like three hundred dollars three thousand dollars that's three thousand dollars right there yeah that's a lot okay well i'm gonna set these right here and uh do you have a gamestop rewards card let me check under my stomach no i left mine at home do you have your city nah nah okay let me just uh let me just run these games back here and let you know how much your trains are is okay beep beep beep beep beep beep beep boop boop yeah got your games here and i went in the back and ran them hold on hold on did you just say the word ran you don't look like you've ran a day in your [ __ ] fat life that's dog he's he's the one that's buying your games yeah sorry the person you're trying to make a deal with sorry okay i'm sorry all right no juicy cat i'm remembering [Music] every time you make that noise dude your mouth looks like a prolapsed hole molly i gotta get this job i'm just so good i can't i'm okay i'm sorry dude all right just let's okay let's rewind all right stop crying dude okay all right just you're doing a great job i'm sorry i was joking you mean it i mean it dude i was just joking with you okay i know you're gonna do great at this job yes okay well i got your games here i ran every single one of them for your best trade-in value i counted 49 games and um i think i could cut you a pretty good deal here with uh how does 13 for this game sound oh wait 13 oh wait wait i missed a game i missed a game okay yeah how about 13.50 for your games today 13.50 yeah that doesn't seem very good does it dawg yeah we'll take 1350 for the games what what's dog we need we need pizza money okay do it do it do it come on go yeah yeah yeah okay yeah and scene how do i do i think if you do that you'll get the job juicy you got it hey fat boy with my [ __ ] 1350 fool it was it was all right it's not real no no no you know what's real how [ __ ] hungry for a pizza i am fool give me my [ __ ] money i don't i don't have any money that's why i'm getting a job at gamestop it's a game stop says associate please eddie don't get violent i'm so scared i don't please do something about him okay fine here you better find that 1350 even if it comes out of your pocket oh and he stopped threatening him look at the sweat stains on his back he's sweating dude just relax i [ __ ] myself nice did i do good though you did good i did good juicy did good juicy did good i'm gonna be a gamestop sales associate yes hey molly what's that dude what do you mean what's that fool what that right there that you got oh never mind that's just your other chin dog oh my bad i thought you had something on your face juicy what's wrong juicy juicy what's wrong i need something to eat juicy what's wrong i didn't get the job i'll never be the cape stop sales associate why didn't you get the job juicy what what happened what'd you do we rehearsed it perfectly dude this is dude [Laughter] they told me to try going to apply for mcdonald's i don't want to work at mcdonald's i want to be a gamestop sounds associated who drank all the milk there's only a little bit left you drank it all this is my special milk special milk what does that mean it's not skims i'm trying to lose weight it's skim oh okay i got worried there for a second molly i didn't i didn't touch your milk dude someone did it me someone did the only thing i've been touching is juicy's belly look watch this molly watch [Music] stop this stop jeez dude what's wrong with you [ __ ] no i don't like it when people touch my belly i didn't drink your milk molly milk's yucky it comes from cow titties bro that's kind of cringy juicy you want me to tell them the truth i have nothing to hide really i have absolutely nothing to hide tell him he drank your milk i saw him it was him i didn't drink the milk you're always blaming me for everything i can't take the stress i can't take the stress i gotta meditate i'm [ __ ] dead oh my god dude stop it shut up shut up stop it okay i feel better now eddie come here come here i've got something to tell you don't tell anyone don't tell anyone this eddie what juicy's been stealing cookies he's been stealing cookies juicy what what are you eating you weren't kidding he's stealing cookies he is he's stealing cookies dude yeah what are you talking about i'm on a diet why would i steal cookies why you want to die i'll tell you why you're on a diet juicy because you're a big fat [ __ ] [ __ ] that's just uncalled for that's true though look how fat you are juicy you're a [ __ ] look how fat you are juicy big fatty what are you looking at fatty huh what am i looking at look at your [ __ ] fat ass too look hey i'm looking at two big sweaty [ __ ] fat [ __ ] right now dude look at you you're fat i'm not fat this is water weight it's water weight my mom said i'm big boned i'm not fat like you two fat [ __ ] i'm the only one in this house that's on a strict diet juicy you're so fat that i get embarrassed when i walk down the street with you dude everyone's looking i get embarrassed how can you be called big bone when your whole [ __ ] belly jiggles dog it doesn't it doesn't you got you got certified jiggle physics my man why don't you take a jump let me see that fat [ __ ] belly jump up and down huh i'm the only one in this house that's actually trying to better myself i did not steal any cook do it again i need my ventilator dear diary it's been 12 hours since the boys called me fat i think that's an improvement i went down to the supermarket today and nobody pointed and laughed at me either things were looking up oh and today i found my that's right i found you little guy yeah it turns out that thing i thought was my belly button the whole time was really just my incredibly small penis who would have ever known but then that raises another question if what i thought was my belly button is indeed my [ __ ] balls then where is my belly button what are you what are you doing in my room juicy what do you show me what you're writing don't don't look don't look it's my diary what do you mean there's something in here except for squiggles and shapes did you actually know how to [ __ ] spell or write yeah i know how to write i graduated second grade eddie yeah it's my turn in the shower oh no no me next me next juicy i wanna shower next you can shower later juicy eddie please i'm sweating i'm standing here sweating eddie i smell i've got man boobs to wash onto get out it's my turn yeah molly well i got 10 rolls to wash under and i'm having a hard time picking him up eddie please normally look i still need to wash my dick it's gonna take me a while i'm so greasy i can't do backflips i just slip and fall and i don't stop falling because i'm so greasy please eddie just washed your ticket balls get out eddie get out you've used up half the water already oh no what do you want you boys want to shower together big boy shower time big boy shower time big boy night night yeah showering with the boys molly get in here the water's fine we got a little bit of room for you look we can wash under each other's rolls we can help each other find our [ __ ] molly oh my god yeah here i'll get on your wall no don't touch my rolls don't touch him get him get him get it boys you can't don't touch my rolls there's food under them that i was saving for later sometimes i get hungry and um don't tell anyone but sometimes i steal food from the fridge and hide it inside of my stomach because i like to get a midnight snack and i don't want to walk to the kitchen so i just lift up my belly and pull out the food it's midnight snacks i i didn't even think of that bro that's genius it is genius when i move my head the fat in my throat jiggles so much it creates the vibrato check it out dog what the [ __ ] am i doing

Channel: Mully

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Id: bB8uxIXXqes

Length: 11min 31sec (691 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 11 2020