he drank the paint

what the hell is that oh boy oh no eddie okay eddie you've been dude he's had a little bit too much paint [Music] every night when i'm laying in bed i can't stop thinking of that tasty lead pop up in a tin spread it on my bread my favorite flavor is semi-gloss red pull up at home depot looking to score ruby red please benjamin moore we'll drink it all day till our throats are sore so crack open a tin and give it a pour up oh not again i just a walk on the floor i thought it was october but now i'm not sure i might have brain damage but it doesn't matter anymore cause i pissed myself and now i'm mentally full i'm feeling fine not feeling unwell cause you're never lonely with one brain cell i'm a real smart guy in case you couldn't tell cause i'm under the spell of that wonderful jail it's 2 am and we're staying up late feeling loosely and we finna hydrate creeping that [ __ ] can't hold restraint yeah [Music] okay that was a pretty cooked song and you know what's best to listen to 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to the link in the description below at buyraikon.com joshdub to cop a cool 15 off these already great value earbuds it's also really important to me because it shows raikon that they made the right choice in supporting my channel and hopefully we'll do so again in the future [Music] josh oh john josh what are you doing what are you doing here this is this is my happy place this is where i come to get away from all of you idiots this is my happy place this is where i come to get away from all of you idiots too well don't tell the other boys about this okay we can't have them come in here with their stupid brushes and their dumb memes it don't make any sense this could be our happy place together dude look at this bro it's beautiful absolutely magnificent the serenity the peacefulness yeah yeah what's up what's that what the [ __ ] is that how did you get here this is a special place this is where i come to drink paint and masturbate what are you doing what are you doing with that paint what are you doing with that you're drinking it what else do you do with paint why do you look so weird oh i came out of the womb a little early i set a new record no it's six months [Laughter] okay that can't be good for my doctor said i have a great sense of tumor don't you mean humor sense of humor tumor brain tumor don't they usually like put kids like you in a burlap sack and some bricks and put them in the ocean no i ran have a whiff of the fresh aroma it smells like lead i've been paint free since 93 okay this was oh this is this place was all we had now you're here look at you look at it if you don't paint drinky you're the big stinky are you feeling okay mate do you know what the [ __ ] going on right now i feel healthy when milk he's fried i'm [ __ ] done with this josh can we i'm just going to the break room dude you want to come with me with this guy [ __ ] his paint this place is amazing dude we have to keep it safe we have josh oh no look at all your snacks this pinot noir 1978-47 will go really nice with this paint don't you think okay that's it i don't know what abortion clinic you slithered out of but you're going straight back obviously i didn't finish the job orange yes exactly what you said but in english does he need taco flavored paint i don't know it might as well no don't do it dude don't he's already here we might as well just do it bro our happy place is ruined okay but once eddie one sip i'm just gonna season it a little bit careful just a little bit of seasoning just a little bit is he okay he just likes being out in the open like a like a labrador um did you know that surgery is just stabbing people back to life josh we can't tell anybody about the stats especially especially i know who we can't let him know but yes we got every flavor we got blue we got wed [Music] we got blue blue blue okay okay that's enough get get back back up that's not for you to play with my inhaler i needed to breathe pain equals pain equals bad okay it's bad for your you're not supposed to spray it in your face and why they make it taste so good you spray your face look how [ __ ] up you look now have you why does everything look red when i hold my breath watch is he still holding his breast or as he stopped weaving all together are you my paint fairy hmm don't please don't do that do your first painting yeah yeah no part of me [Music] oh [Laughter] eddie look look look look 55 gallon drum of lead-based paint yeah yeah you can't get that paint can you yeah oh shoot let's climb he's climbing the walls like a spider monkey climb walls yeah oh [ __ ] oh no no no that was supposed to paint the children's hospital do you know how you make games super smooth sounds i can play you the smoothest of sounds from the shack you pour the pink i'm okay show me some smooth jacks okay you boys you ready your boys ready how you feeling i hate that i'm attracted to goats why did god have to bless them with such sexy mouths [Music] you

Channel: JoshDub

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Id: d67RjQk1z84

Length: 10min 40sec (640 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 25 2020