Dave England Makes Podcast History! - Steve-O's Wild Ride! Ep #111

hey everybody and welcome to a classic wild ride with stevo we've got jackass superstar dave england and if you stick around to the end of the podcast you'll see him take a [ __ ] on the table in the tour bus because i asked him to we got big laughs we have a good time and i gotta say i look great you know why because i'm taking care of my skin with geology this is a revolution in men's skin care and they've got 5 000 5 star reviews they're just perfect for fighting acne stopping wrinkles puffiness under the eyes and i'm telling you no matter what your age it's never too soon to start taking care of your skin and if you want a killer deal on a big time starter kit that's valued at 50 bucks but you get it for 15 or just up to 70 percent off your 30-day trial you're gonna go to geology that's g e o l o g i e dot com use the promo code stevo and get your fifty dollar value starter kit for just 15 bucks and when you get to the website take their free two-minute skin quiz to make sure you get the perfect products for you take care of your skin do it like a man and that's at geology.com with the promo code stevo now let's get into it oh okay right ladies and gentlemen oh here let's see what time it okay it's 6 25. [Music] ladies and gentlemen dave england ew the return i'm back yeah dude i listened to our first wild ride with dave england today gotta say it was hilarious and uh i'm [ __ ] stoked to have you back yeah thanks yeah dude i had fun last time right same that was a good one and part for the course the the the last time i just show up for a double date uh you know with my girl and dave's girl and i'm just like okay everybody we're doing a podcast with dave dave didn't even know that we just ambushed him with that you tried me he had poison oak right right one of the last one yeah yeah yeah i am and now this time around we're here in minneapolis we're bringing dave on tour to to perform to as the the warm-up act the opener it's going to be great he gets off the airplane he's not even allowed to put down his suitcase we're doing a podcast yup straight to here yeah dude in the airport i'm stoked wouldn't you have it any other way so you're gonna be on tour it's not not your first time doing stand-up you've been yeah i mean i've i don't really call it stand up because i just tell you know stories about jackass and stuff i don't really know how to tell actual jokes but you told me that you've gone out of your way to uh develop new material you've been practicing at open mics yes yep and it's it's current material oh yeah just or you know it might be a some of the materials a story that's a from the past but i haven't told it right i can't stand up yet you talk about getting your dick ripped off or almost ripped off yeah yeah 4.5 yeah this is the you know one of the things i want to talk about there is just how crazy is to have my dick all over netflix it's super weird like you're not supposed to get your dick out at all in public but you know there's a close-up somebody addicted to just click on and watch on netflix right um because i think of it as you we were all wearing uh like g g string underwear but to show the damage that your dick says yeah it came out pull it out it was out and it was really like if you had a big screen tv it'd be about this big right where would you be would you call that a blood blister what you hear like all my veins just turned black and got like like balls of black you know i guess stopped up blood or something it looked bad it looked like something was gonna burst or my dick would never work again and it was fine i mean it hurt for a while but it was fine was that who else got was it your dick too that got pulled but fortunately or not fortunately for me the the weight of the brick and for anybody who didn't see jackass 4.5 considering how well it performed i think everybody did but this was the first thing we filmed for jackass forever when we went into production very first day of like principal production the first bit we filmed first thing in the morning 9 a.m was that like an ode to the movie old school where they're standing on a building and tie bricks to their wieners they're like we're gonna do it for real life you know we're gonna do it for real i got like okay man here we go it was funny too because not everybody some people's ropes were long enough that it would hit the ground two strings were too short i didn't even know until you pointed out i didn't even know that it was like that obvious i didn't you said oh hey you know i wonder who it is and i looked down like oh man i didn't even really pay enough attention i'm not i i can't remember that well but i think it was really fairly obvious yeah it won the video it is when i watched it now i wonder why they didn't just make everybody's string too short why save two people good point they needed some dicks for later right but but uh famously dave only has one ball and so my two balls and shaft were enough to kind of uh reinforce the the hold such that my brick broke my string wow did we talk about in the last one why you only have one ball what happened to it ah we did talk about it yeah oh i always had the idea that like the snowboard like sliced your nutsack and your ball fell out but in fact yeah it happens on a mountain somewhere right now it's just rolling down the mountain into a snowball and got bigger and bigger yeah check out our whole family taking them out now yeah well yeah i mean how did danger not lose a testicle i don't know man i really didn't want to do that we we couldn't talk about it last time because we wouldn't come out but yeah i that still i feel bad about what i did like i don't think people like me as much after they saw what i did because i think you should feel bad but like just that i agreed to do a real friend would have said no end of story i'm not doing it right right i don't know the pogo stick right on his [ __ ] nut sack that's pretty rotten i mean to be fair you were jumping the pogo stick onto his cup yeah it was a cup test that that was a freak accident and could never be expected but with that said i i mean i don't want to like be disparaging of jackass but i gotta say that i feel a little weird about the whole danger aaron cup test because it i read a review it was like this is like dark peer pressure like gone like really but he chose to do that that was his idea like he brought that to the table they weren't like aaron you're doing this he asked to do that can i ask how many times did each one bit take like the hockey player got it right away or no first it's pretty much just like it played out it was like the one that was disturbing was bowling because like over and over nope you gotta do it again and that ended up in four point five the bowling yeah he got nailed with that bowling ball so many times yeah softball too the softball was so gross when it would hit him in the thigh or the stomach it was just like the meaty sound of it he just sounded like it would break his bone or something but he was going you know what i i just think that there's there's just like a weird cut like number one jackass forever was like pretty and we all acknowledged dick heavy like like trauma to testicles and penises was like pretty overdone i mean it was it was it was all good stuff but and then like the the cup test was just fun even for jackass just felt kind of too violent not even the pogo stick only but like that hot you know it always like that's one way to look at it i mean again i mean it got aaron some of the best footage i mean i know i'm stoked yeah i know in hindsight aaron's super stoked because arguably he was like not super like recognizable and now he really i think probably is i told him while we were filming i was like dude danger you waited until the fourth movie to become a star how long has he had that mohawk like a good 15 years yeah i don't know wow so long can i ask about the uh silence of the lambs bit how long were you in that room for i'm not the least bit upset that i was out of town when they filmed the silence of the lamb's bit because i might have [ __ ] myself and if i did you know i would be racing to the nearest 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talk about the silence of the lambs i don't seem like 20 minutes to a half hour maybe it seemed like or i don't know for sure but that's what it seemed like and it was like you were it was pretty [ __ ] scary right like really bad yeah the most traumatizing thing i mean you couldn't see you couldn't see anything like your hand in front of your face or what like you might as well not have eyes for one thing and that's scary and then and then just like the not knowing what you're like how far are these gonna you know these guys are kind of dumb to our bosses sometimes they'll take it too far and they don't know i'm like we're i'm trusting them now to do something really bad to me that i can't see right did you believe that there's actually a rattlesnake there's a i knew for a fact that that was [ __ ] there's no way they're gonna risk us trampling the [ __ ] snake that's what happens right you know like he actually [ __ ] stopped his head in yeah you're not yeah preston was saying that too he's like i knew it wasn't gonna be the snake but it's like but it wasn't even good right was that the worst bit you've ever been a part of it was it was traumatizing and scary as [ __ ] and yeah i i i mean yeah i guess so how soon in the filming was did that bit happen pretty early dude that was the first week yeah yeah that was the first week that was the last thing i remember driving down the highway with all the windows rolled down after that going woo i'm out of there we did a week of filming and wow because even though it's so alive and so free after that i think this was in 4.5 but after that bit and you're like is it over like you know like the paranoia of like we're done though right like the fact that that happened so early did that make like every day on set was like a little tense like oh [ __ ] i don't know i try not to think about it that way in hindsight i'm like i guess i was pretty like gripped a lot of times but i tried to just relax and meet every day as just like okay it's gonna be not that bad i remember the end of jackass three being where like tension like that the final like couple weeks it was just like ah like it was so much that was your first sober one too so you were really on it right looking over your shoulders yeah you know but like i was super laid back on on the fourth one like oh you know what am i gonna get in the way of getting footage right exactly the worst day i had nothing even happened to me it was a it was the same day we did it yeah aaron's i did i the same day i pogo sticks as nuts in the morning jeff jermaine's like we're going to have this like the worst stinging insect sing you in their lips today i'm like okay and then like the whole day i thought that up until 5 p.m i'm like when are we going to do that it's almost the end he's like oh i didn't tell you that they couldn't find the bug we're not doing that so the whole day i literally was getting we were in this like weird hilly out in like the malibu hills out there i was going to run to the road and hitchhike out of there that's how freaked out i was i keep making this plan i'm like i'll just run out there i'll put my thumb out i'll say just take me anywhere and i'll get an uber once i can get a signal and i'll never i'll just tell them the next day i'm sorry yeah cause i remember went to the we went to the hilton to do a the podcast with danger and then i was in the lobby and then preston walked down and he like looked at me he's like what are you doing here why are you here and like he was like freaked out that why would i be there and he thought like it was some elaborate scheme to get him like that's how traumatized he was yeah well and the anticipation too like that's what knoxville was saying like for something like a bowl stunt he's like just make it so when i get there we shoot it right away i don't want to be standing there worried about it thinking about it like yeah knox did look like uncharacteristically concerned before that bullet hit whereas in the past he actually looked forward to it like and he'd be cracking jokes the whole time he wasn't he was he was yeah you could see him thinking about it it was tough man it was tough and i remembered when we were filming jackass number two he uh there's some like hot potato bit with uh uh oh the little guy from the gay guy from sex in the city yes that's what they call them i didn't just make that up they called them there's like a hot potato bit with the stun gun and axel just didn't like it he's like i don't he's he's like dude i don't like electricity bulls i and i can't wait to get in front of the next bullet i just don't want you know and and i thought like oh okay come on you know but then sure enough he gets to the bullring and he's just yeah great mood like i don't get it the time i think the opener for jackass too he was inside the house and he did it like three or four times where a whole stampede of him would come through and just and he there was like a this high of a window bottom that it would just hit him in the legs and then they'd yeah yeah said it again again again and each time it looked like he died i just how do you go yeah i need to do that again like right you narrowly escape death all these heavy bowls of wood you know thou over a thousand pounds right some of those things how does he not get completely broken up i mean he did but yeah i i have no idea he had a brain bleeding the concussion in the [ __ ] my only guess is that growing up in knoxville tennessee that there's like you know rodeo is a thing and like the like the definition of like manliness is riding bulls being in the ring with bulls and so to knock so that's like the highest standard of manliness and so like he just puts so much equity like so much value in that and that's what he wants like that's his highest goal it's also great footage whereas like electrocution right it's always like it you don't even hear like you have to put in a sound effect for the people that know that it even happened like it's less of a visual so i get also why did not like what's the point of the electrocution it sucks and it's not great footage you said before that you were heartbroken that uh that you didn't take a [ __ ] in uh the last two i've taken shits and everything taking three shifts and three number one movies i think that i blew my line i've i've taken two i'm blowing it i hope i don't do this on stage ah okay i've taken three number twos and three number one movies okay so uh to have this next movie where i just didn't do it at all i mean i had that toilet geyser thing and i was trying every time but man with that thing flying up there it was hard how gnarly was that i had black and blue thighs you know behind my thighs but um it's pretty intense like yeah and like you really had to protect your junk because it was just like that right you sit on a clear plexiglas thing and that thing just just kicked so hard it was pneumatic pressure it wasn't the water so much they had like air pressure and tremaine just kept saying up it up the pressure up the pressure but by the end you know it was blowing me sky high so you were sitting on a like a plexiglass seat yeah it's clear and so like it was actually uh like uh yeah so the water wasn't hitting me it was actually uh hitting up that water and the air would just force up against this plate that would that was on a small chain so it wouldn't follow me up also so you know they were afraid it would follow me up and hit me on the edge really heavy or hit someone else in there and it looks so good thanks but yeah we we practiced it uh one day for i don't know maybe ten times and got it dialed then on the day i think we did it eight times wow yeah the reactions were so great you know like for for what i was saying i was i was sounding critical of of the movie let's also be clear that it was a critical darling isn't that crazy like i know what yeah i know at first i'm like what's a critical darling yeah whatever and we just took that in our stride we were like well yeah of course the greats don't love it this time around like 87 fresh i know i caught the world needed yeah what do you think is the reason for that well there was covid that you know people ready to just forget about all the problems yeah and then uh and then also just the longevity of our friendships and everything and just to see that we've been doing this for so many years that it stokes people out i think yeah was there any bits that you backed out of in the new one um i can't think of anything i don't think so is there any do you regret backing out of that bit where they shot the bullets at you and the oh not in this way you mean then number two yeah oh no we talked about the sketchy as hell those people i think they got busted for like meth or something finally i hope i'm not talking [ __ ] about something something that didn't happen but i'm pretty sure those people are shady they were they have weapons they're going to come after me now what am i doing god damn it i don't know what you're talking about yeah we're good we just made it up anyway yeah well we had to do that it was like this riot control thing yeah like they put it out on an election blast i do not regret backing out that yeah you made that even ryan came up to me he's like that you're smart that sucked yeah and bam cried yeah they told they told us it wouldn't break the skin and they were all just bleeding like out of everywhere after that yeah [ __ ] um did you not even write any [ __ ] bits for the new movie yeah i did i wrote one that i really wanted to do too i think dave england's about to cough up an idea he wrote for jackass and that gets me excited does it get you excited does it make you hard as a rock well i'll tell you what's definitely going to make you hard as a rock and that's blue chew tablets baby they're these awesome chewable tablets delicious i might add and they have the same exact ingredient 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and they you think that we could oh yeah we'll just shoot that real quick it won't take very much but they never did it i wrote some other ones too that was the one i really wanted though but yeah i wrote some and just didn't happen i mean we know we had so few filming days for this one compared to any of the other ones it was like 30 days of filming and no travel all in and around la only so there are a lot of ideas that didn't happen yeah seriously right especially ones that you were like planning to do was there a trip that was planted like international they were never gonna they were never gonna challenge before that's because of kovid yeah he had fused what i'm saying like even when they're when you're writing the movie before covet hit there was no like and then we'll go fly to india he said if you if you guys want to go somewhere write enough ideas that are good to make us want to take you there yeah so i would always said that yeah i've always tried you know i want to go somewhere i'm like yeah i write a bunch of new zealand ideas uh-huh you know but um you uh that was it that just the one swinging [ __ ] idea no i had a bunch of ideas but i'm not just gonna blur them all out here for everybody i feel like that one's a goner now but yeah i don't know if they just didn't want a [ __ ] in this movie they got preston [ __ ] in the movie um yeah accidentally man that stunk i was like a hundred yards away i was so far away i'm like what is that smell like oh look in there preston [ __ ] his pants i was nowhere near and i could smell it wow somebody said uh god preston had been so bummed about like that happening i'm like what about getting that epic gold footage yeah i'm like i'm like dude like he was about to do some dirty dancing thing where like he could get hurt and like and he didn't have to get hurt he got the footage like he's stoked for sure it's hilarious part of the movie yeah though you think he was about to get hurt i mean whatever like it would like it i bet we man what was yeah i mean we man just like got out of any pain right he just and we were nowhere near any place to clean up though either that's another problem i don't know how we got that all cleaned up but yeah so there being less filming days did you guys feel pressure or like a different kind of pressure during this movie i mean when you're filming a movie you're always we're trying to get footage trying and do this but like did you feel like oh [ __ ] i don't know did it feel like more pressure knowing that you had less days to get it all i don't even think that we were aware that there were less days it was just in fact like wow we're done you know like and and i think that pretty much everything we did worked you know to some degree i mean 4.5 is a badass for a 0.5 yeah you know yeah i love it i love that it was kind of like because they're not always like documentary style like that right it was different than most of the 0.5 to a degree but this one had like more of a story to tell you know like about coming out after 10 coming back 10 years later with the kovid like yeah that really it lent itself to having a narrative yeah i liked it how did you like your bit with the the eagle taking off your eyebrows did you like how that came out on camera it's so hard to not react on a phantom camera like with my eyes oh right yeah camera you're like don't i'm not gonna flinch or anything no you could try so hard to not flinch but that really beyond your control but then after it pulls away and you're like so funny in real life it was so rad too it's just so cartoonish and looking back on the podcast that's why you had the bandana on all those videos yeah people are always like why is this guy wearing a bandana because i was right in the middle of filming and then you had that little bandana you look like jeff what was his name love jeff love the guy from tiger king yeah we kept calling you jeff love yeah yeah steve lowe steve yeah yeah yeah dude so uh so what's my what have you been up to since the movie came out um i just been kind of just surfing and hanging out in i i just live in a little town there just not a real go-getter like you man it's great like it's crazy to me to think that like with uh you know with the whole moment of like a movie coming out like you want to like just scramble to take advantage of the i want to but um that would cut into like my weed smoking time just can't pencil it in um what about like uh making content because i maintain i said it on the last one i'll say it again i i feel that you are the most creative guy uh you know like you're i love your your [ __ ] mind your ideas like the whole thing and and i think it's such a just a tragedy for the world at large that you're not cranking out content on a youtube channel yeah i don't know just the whole thing seems like like a lot of work for i don't know what i don't even understand it it's a lot of work yeah that's for sure but i think that if if anybody's suited to just have like dope ass content you know i've been pushing for pontius to do it and uh yeah i mean you have to like start with build up your whole thing like but here's the thing dude i've been going for like the last decade building up my thing and so then if you and i make a video together and at the end of the video i'm like dave's got a channel click here watch his video and subscribe to his channel then i basically i'm going to take all of my audience and just hand them to you they're going to leave you they're going to unsubscribe unsubscribe from you and stick with me i don't i might be devo [ __ ] it i don't um know if that uh is a concern but but whatever you know like i'm just kidding i work on on uh it's not my nature but on having an attitude of abundance where there's enough to go around and i can help other people to try to lift up other people and make them successful and not feel threatened that they're gonna take food off my table like uh you know and i encouraged all my people to put more joyful content out into the world well if between movies you're i mean you're not the go-getter steve is is there any and like you know ambitions that you have that you're trying to like he loves his chickens and his wife yeah you got your chickens and that'll work yeah yeah like i mean yeah i mean i make little silly things here and there and i do things right i think i just don't know i guess rattle them off for you when you got on cameo like you were putting so much that was fun yeah instead of like because everyone else was like doing a quick thing getting doing a bunch of them at once i was like each one of these i'm going to make like it's my own little video and it was fun but then one day i woke up like man i'm spending way too much time making like 25 bucks for videos or something i uh felt the same way man i cared so much about making each cameo so epic and uh this is too much man yeah um i'm gonna cop up an idea right here that uh i probably shouldn't and maybe we can do this uh do this together but knoxville did the cameo where he he was trying to trick me oh yeah and he put it as like dave and jason jason dave and the boys yeah that makes it sound like i was involved i wouldn't i wouldn't mind it in the slightest my only uh you know my only thought on all that is that he didn't get me that good you know i mean granted i quit before they could really ramp it up you know dude i remember we were in philly and you came out to the car in the morning and you were so bummed on this guy that gave you three-star reviews you were like that is amazing my story that wasn't that he did a good job pranking but that your reaction to it was so severe like broke you quit for sure if you if you wanted to just give me a five star review and said but can you read it again i would have been like [ __ ] yeah no problem for sure you're like i care about what i do man like let's fix that review yeah you didn't sleep that night i'm just a psycho i saw some really negative comments too on uh like the youtube video or something this just shows who you are you know like you actually thought it was a fan and they're three starting you quit and you give up on your fans i'm like no again like whatever i i don't even i don't even care but what what i was getting at is that um i think that there's something really fun there and like getting uh celebrities who are on cameo to say funny things that are like me you know like and and i want to make a whole video like prank cameo prank kinda yeah cameo pranks where's just buying cameos from right celebrating but if you go to the website of cameo then the whole website is is effectively like a menu and everybody sets their own price for for what they want to charge for their their shout out caitlyn jenner's number one for like two grand a post or something like that ah that it's kind of there's got to be higher than than that but uh but um so we we one time we were on a road trip and i was going through cameo and just saying the names of the people and then it was like a price is right you know everybody guesses how much they charge which was a really fun game to play and um and then now i think after the knoxville video to go through the all the the roster on the cameo website and just come up with different ideas like for this person it'd be really funny to get them to say so and so like uh the one idea i had was like i know that the guy uh chris hansen from to catch a predator is on there like if you could just have them say like it takes one to no one you know yeah you could just yeah carefully orchestrate it to where anyone say what you want and then put them all together and you make like some crazy videos or right um and i is no protection against that i i don't know i think you're allowed to read those cameras i think the whole point is that you're making a video you can put them on your social media right there's a description unless you're trying to abuse it though there's a discrepancy if um you're using it to promote your business but in this case you wouldn't be at all you know some people have agreed to that there's a box you can click i agree to well right right i don't want those you actually you actually set a price for a personal one and then one for endorsing a business yeah which is just insane but uh but maybe we could do that and i don't want to like be like mean-spirited or bum anybody out of course you know that's never the idea but uh i also wanted to be hilarious but people have gotten like really good deals on like a local business that wants like a radio commercial just have someone do the cameos they like come down to my car wash and yada yada yada right and the celebrities did it for a couple hundred bucks and then there's a commercial i'm surprised people charge so little on like that i don't know i was i'm always shocked at the number being so low for well they say start low and then you know you build it up work up yeah so because you're at twenty five dollars a video it's like or something like that yeah and then they take a cut you're not on there anymore no i got off there after i was like i wasn't gonna just start making the ones where i was gonna rattle through them i was only gonna make the ones that i put too much effort into which wouldn't be worth it so it's so crazy man the people who like put no effort at all yeah they just read it just hold the phone here and read hey and then there's reading exactly and they have five star yeah like band margera's five stars [ __ ] unblemished yeah how much does he charge i'm not even sure 100 bucks pretty reasonable yeah people are stoked you know they get that's like someone they look up to and they're like idle and it's just like hey here's a personalized message right to you that's worth 100 bucks sure it doesn't have to be long this has to be this one-handed thing well it's usually something you're going to send like a buddy you know so like yeah your buddy's a big bam fan so you haven't recorded this thing yeah but i like your idea but i just wonder if there's already something set in place to prevent that because right you should get on it before they do prevent it yeah i don't think that there is and maybe uh we should [ __ ] hurry up and fire up the cameo website let's do it maybe even doing the most expensive ones because those are ones that like just the average person isn't getting you know like right so like i kind of remember something like that snoop dogg was 420 it was like 420 bucks it's good i don't know if he kept that price but i i think he was on for like 24 hours oh it was like a thing god they're tireless too they uh yeah they're always hitting me back up yeah you don't want to get back on here there's so much money to be made we're rolling around in money rules caitlyn jenner's 2500. that's the highest one that how long of a video do you get there's no association here's the top ten floyd met mayweather 999 dollars barbara corcoran 999 dollars oh she's from shark tank yeah shark tank louis anderson a thousand tony allen a thousand louie anderson's passed away yeah uh he's still doing cameos angela simmons a thousand did you guys watch baskets oh man galloping anderson and who else a bunch of awesome people are in that it's really good yeah louie anderson was like stole the show no he was mrs buckets yeah he's got yeah that show had like dark moments too they were so well done there was like that easter brunch or whatever and louie anderson was heavy yeah it was yeah you gotta watch that yeah um so how many chickens do you have i think there's like 16 of them out there something like that and you have a rooster yeah this morning i had to get up early for this flight so you know the whole rest of the house is asleep i turned one little light on at 5 00 a.m [Music] all the way till when i left them because is that because he does that to protect apparently yeah but he's [ __ ] protecting way too much all day every day all ever from the first light that comes on in the house all the way until i didn't know that it was reactive sometimes in the middle of night for no reason definitely there is a reason yeah that's reacting to something yeah well don't they usually do it when the sun comes up like maybe i thought it was the same yeah that and then everything else too just everything so if you sneak up on it in the middle of the day you don't have to sneak up on it but if i mock him if i do a cock-a-doodle-doo he'll he'll go oh yeah and then he'll do this oh yeah and uh you know people generally don't want to have roosters because they make so much noise so so they'll kill all the male chickens but keep all the female chickens and if you do that and you don't have a rooster isn't it cruel i mean you know they protect the flock and yeah and it's like i do he just seriously he just plows all those other chickens all day long oh yeah that is rough too like it sounds like something's attacking the chickens i'm like oh it's just doug the rooster protector he's a real polygamist yeah living the dream barely does anything i'll just get a fake one it's like just as good i've got a few i don't have to make salads all the time for it yeah that's smart kids can ride it and [ __ ] and sit there you have like a giant bunny though right two giant bunnies flemish giant flowers it looks like it's i'm afraid of the bunnies their legs are so they'll kick you they can rip your gut open they're horrible if they wanted to be mean it could be real bad um and just just moves the one dog and amazing well that's right you got amazing now yeah yeah amazing she's kind of a spaz and she's only a year old we've had her since she was a little puppy is it hard to convince the dogs to not eat the chickens no they protect them oh wow nice that's rad and uh and you have cats one cat one cat all right we used to have two cats but something happened to one and your kids are [ __ ] maniacs and maniac kids yep how uh the youngest was like dropping in on a quarter pipe yeah we talked about that last time um how much does being a dad with your like maniac kids like uh prevent you from pursuing like different stuff that you might want to do i don't know i could blame everything on them huh yeah it's all their fault that's why i haven't been making my own youtube channel yeah there's there's there's little freeloading [ __ ] losers hijacking dave's careers taking all his energy yeah all of his careers love his ambition siphoned away by those little bastards exactly because yeah i don't know that i don't blame them i can still probably do it pull off whatever i should some people put their kids to work put them on youtube i did that once in my two older kids one time only that where i was doing it was kind of like an idea was like you know aaron got the tooth pulled out by the lamborghini this was a like a little mini motorcycle i remember my daughter pulled it you know the tooth out the loose tooth out of um my son what was that what was the uh wave pulling the tooth wave no what was the way oh it was a little mini motorcycle motorcycle yeah so my daughter was on that but the funny part was when she was tying the string on his tooth and he's complaining about her bad breath and everything so it went viral and got you know millions of views and then uh on what platform on youtube i'm like wow and i didn't put it on my channel back then i put it on youtube for just my family to see and then uh all these tv stations wanted to use it and my kids had all got all this money out of it and oh yeah then i was like that's it i'm gonna do i don't want to put them in the spotlight when they're kids i just want them to be children i enjoy being kids you know when was that 2011. so you have a you have a youtube channel right after the movie came out so jackass 3 came out with aaron getting his tooth ripped out in 2010 so this is 2011. so how many subscribers did your channel get i don't remember that one that was just like the kids channel they had their own channel with just some well we're gonna take that but now i have now i have like one i wonder my name that i've only put one thing at one of the australian jackass tours is on there that's the only video i've ever put up i've been a little cut and made of our trip that's the only thing i've read let's get organized man all right you guys help me if you guys will help me i have all these ideas written out we just gotta dude i'm not good at the follow-through that's not true while you're on tour for the for this next week we'll make one video for my channel one video for your channel all right we'll drive all my traffic to yours how can i say no to that that's the [ __ ] yeah i love it i would love to give you my whole audience as much of it as i possibly can i'm getting pranked i'm not even on cameo i'm getting [ __ ] praised not not even um yeah dude have fun or not fun is the uh the this this text thread that we have with the entire jackass entire jackass cast i guess no entire jackass left the conversation or whatever it said you know and that's it every now and then i'll tell them what's going on on there oh yeah you should be on that i'm like you want me to add you no no no no like i'll add you no no no wow that's great some people just hate group messages yeah you're just getting yourself up against anybody he just doesn't like yeah i thought that he was on it but just that watching silently when i saw preston uh not long ago i was like man like what's going on with the man he feels like he's kind of uh quiet he's distancing himself alienated you know and just because he's not on wow man that's crazy but it's all the new people too it's everybody not spike jones now i learned not we man but knoxville tremaine like poopies rachel wolfson he's pretty active like i don't know if eric is still on there because he went back to the uk sure he used to chime in and now yeah even isn't dark shark on there and i don't think dark sharks on there is he i think there was because there was like they were right when they were beating up everybody about getting uh vaccines wasn't that the thread oh i think that that was on poopies they were doing that too i don't think he's on the threat i'm pretty sure okay i'll check but in any case he'd be writing some all the time he's pretty vocal right in any case i'm uh i'm a person who hates group [ __ ] text threads just [ __ ] leave me like but the jackass one i don't mind it and and god the [ __ ] funniest [ __ ] there's the the funny and you're so creative in there oh yeah sometimes i just get crickets i'm like oh i'm [ __ ] pissed there's also different text threads there's the one with everybody including the new cast there's one with just the og cast yeah and uh you talk [ __ ] about the new people yeah we don't have anything yeah i'm just teasing we are but but yeah i guess there's just like all these different but what do you mean you don't like text groups you have a bunch like we have we have well yeah but that's like work related okay you know and i'm inundating you guys so you're the ones hating it correct you know i consider those like professional think tanks okay where i'm like okay everybody like here's a new draft of the video okay everybody what do you think about this thumbnail like okay everybody like right what am i going to call this it's productive yeah yeah like it's it's we get a couple of those on the jackass thread you're like check out these thumbnails which of these three do you like yeah yeah for each i love getting feedback for [ __ ] i'm gonna put out yeah it's smart yeah and and i wish i had a way to have bigger think tanks too so when you just send us some a video before you put it out and then so it's not public you can just see when each one of us watch it i can see when someone has oh it doesn't say who watched it 14 view because i'll look it'll be like 14 views i'm like can you see who those are does he know i just watched this i i can't see individually who but i can be like man there's 13 people on this text thread and it got two views nobody gives a [ __ ] about my [ __ ] like ten thumbs ups and like two views well you gotta find like 10 minutes to sit down and watch it right right of course and i'm never butt hurt about that that's that's perfectly you know you know social media stuff i'm always like not sure what people can see if i look at someone's profile like do they know that like if i look at their message do they know that like you have to tiptoe around you're like ah right is there a way i just want to creep around here sure like if you're like looking deep in someone's instagram you're like so careful not to like a photo it's like you're defusing a bomb yeah like if you're like a photo that's four years old you're gonna look like a rush like a feeling again yeah i'm so careful if i'm going back yeah it's creepy it's it's [ __ ] fantastic dude so so where where have you been practicing your uh your new material i don't really call surfing practicing i just go surf no no oh i just went to i went down to la it's like an hour 15 minute drive from my house um rachel wolfson and her boyfriend matt they they're avid stand-up comedy thanks for that they know and they took me this place and it was like described to me it's like a gym for people that do the stand up it's just the other people doing stand up looking at their nose barely listening to you like are you even what's it called it's called an open mic um flashback oh okay i think it had two names had flashback was the name of the actual shop and then the stand-up mic thing the open mic had another name anyways though it was just like a 12 people or something and i just practiced kind of like some ideas what i might do at the warm up for your show it's good man like uh i told one radio station that you're gonna be there just because they asked like are there gonna be any other people and i was like man i'm not really like [ __ ] should i have not written that yesterday wait was we could like promote it and promote it and still when you walk out on stage it's going to be a surprise you know it's going to be rad are you nervous at all i mean not right now the second but i'm sure i will be right before i walk out in the stage but you know what i just always remember is that you know they're they're usually and they're definitely stevo fans but most of them seem to be jackass fans too sure i mean of course it kind of goes hand in hand so it is one in the same i couldn't imagine walking out low if i wasn't on jackass and i didn't the people were just like there's some dude i'd be like oh somebody won't listen to me paul doesn't have [ __ ] everything yeah so you know a lot of people know who you are from the from the podcast and stuff some people do yeah but it's like it's still easier than like just going up at the comedy store and be like here's another comic and if that was me like that that would be scarier the opening for steve is like no matter how good or bad my set goes at the end i'm going to say so you guys excited for steve oh yeah yeah it's pretty easy yeah you were telling me a funny story on the way here about acapulco uh when i took the valium before going on stage yeah did we talk about the last podcast that we did not talk about oh my gosh like you know you would bring different people along on the stevoir don't try this at home yeah i think what was it 2003 2004 something from the book yeah i uh in my new book i i talked about back then about how uh you i was such a [ __ ] um raging [ __ ] and [ __ ] just difficult to typically that you quit the don't try this at home tour and then we had to replace you with a [ __ ] like 12 foot long king cobra i didn't only quit i convinced preston to quit i took him with me too this is what happened though okay so we it was it was going pretty good we went to a bunch of different shows just being president lacy and you and like nick dunlap and stuff or dumbledore whatever it was and then so so uh we went to cancun went pretty well and then the next night was acapulco and then we're in the back room and you're like hey you guys need to kind of carry the show tonight we're like ha ha ha no you really do we're like why i took a bunch of volume valium or xanax or something like if you used them all out of it and then you went up there and you started you first you said we're in acapulco and you're like hello cancun and then they all started throwing bottles at us and like they obviously they're not even from they're just vacationing you know what i don't um i don't think that i had the foresight to say that you guys needed to carry the show because yeah i remember and then i thought you were joking we're like huh i mean whatever i remember like that was the only show out of all of them maybe there were two when i was on pcp was one but uh just where the crowd was just booing like this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] and mind you the show itself was boo worthy at all times you know yeah but this night you just got out there and you first said hello cancun they didn't like that because they were an acapulco i swear there's 8 000 people there it was just like a sea of people and then you just did this 10 minute long i think it's called a diatribe about your dad like these college kids did not want to hear that [ __ ] at all what's another tribe diatribe is like a monologue droning just about it's about your dad just right i can't remember he can't remember he was so out of it and then like it was just hell for us and then later that night i'm like let's go let's just like go and so we like we're in acapulco we got a flight to to uh mexico city and then you know mexico city airport is huge who do we see stevo and then the rest of the crew they're like there they are and i start running president came out running so i just ditched preston and i don't know i think he still you guys tried to convince him to come back and he still didn't come either but this must have been like the final straw yeah or was it just this one show that you're like forget it he got his bluetooth whatever you've been to like five or six of them i was already kind of burned out and i was like okay that's great like the way i remember it i was just kind of a insufferable [ __ ] [ __ ] and like it was just enough like you're still pretty funny though i remember you guys bought that taxi cab remember that maybe i thought you're gonna say you're still pretty much for nationals you're still pretty insufferable i remember being entertained like you're doing funny [ __ ] the whole time and like we bought a taxi cab and i forget i don't know that we ever even filmed anything with it we we brought the [ __ ] the king cobra like we had like king cobra putt-putt we just [ __ ] had him on the putt-putt we would [ __ ] bring we brought this king cobra with david weathers and and we were in like no seats standing room nightclubs everybody's packed up against the stage and we're [ __ ] releasing a 12 foot long king cobra that's not in any way de-venomized it has its fangs it can kill a [ __ ] elephant and like david weathers is going to kiss the [ __ ] thing on the head where there's all kinds of opportunity for the snake to [ __ ] bite david weathers or whatever anything can happen anything happens david weathers nobody else is even remotely [ __ ] qualified or able to wrangle this [ __ ] thing and it's loose and that it was the most reckless [ __ ] thing we just night after night we just [ __ ] released the king cobra on [ __ ] stage in these [ __ ] tiny little night clubs jeez you have footage of that yeah for sure yeah just go back and forth on the stage it was crazy well mayhem i remember this one show though in london did i tell the story of the last word the latter you're like what do you want to do i'm like i don't know i'm like there's a ladder yeah there's like a ladder i'm like i'll climb to the top of the ladder and put a little cup and i'll [ __ ] into the cup and you're like okay go for it and i i go out there do it it lands perfectly in the cup i'm like yeah and right when i'm like putting my arms up to celebrate ryan knocked the ladder out from under me and i went why am another time i remember you were puking on the stage and i was like running across the stage and i slipped in your puke and hit my head right in the puke like like not on my head that covered in puke do you remember what city that was no no it was somewhere down south i think pensacola is my guess i've definitely seen the footage of you on the ladder taking the [ __ ] that's a fun video i don't know did you only do it one time okay yeah it was in london yeah in london [ __ ] what was it was it called the odeon or i feel like there's something there's like peabody or like some kind of a nah peabody was in ohio but but whatever yeah dude like was like i had to come up with uh releasing the king cobra on stage and and dave england i mean that tour looks nuts hey the fact that nobody died a miracle that you guys didn't get sued while don is like choking kids out on stage and like you guys are people getting kicked in the balls like people are beating themselves up right this is [ __ ] gnarly it was a darling tour it's some of the crazy everything that it lacked in uh like thoughtfulness and organization you know like it made up for and just sheer reckless insanity for sure yeah which is what people want i mean the audiences are always stoked i guess except for in acapulco yeah yeah now it's like the even more reckless insanity but that's like carefully organized and videotaped and presented on the screen yeah and it's actually the rest is actually thoughtful in any case it's getting kind of [ __ ] hot in here i say we [ __ ] wrap it up dude what uh dude mike tyson said this to me he said i was on his podcast he said there's millions of people watching what do you want to say to them oh [ __ ] that pass make it a puff puff pass maybe all right well dude [ __ ] i'm so stoked you're here and thank you stoked to be here it's gonna be good we're gonna put this we're gonna put this podcast out next which means that uh you'll still be on the road when it comes out so then what cities you got coming up with dave on there so people can go see them oh [ __ ] that's gonna be after this release yeah we got duluth tonight's we got minnesota duluth minneapolis duluth yeah this will come out [ __ ] two days sioux falls lincoln nebraska and fargo north dakota but isn't fargo i think everything's pretty sold out fargo yeah well he's gonna be stoked for doing packed [ __ ] houses in like big theaters that are [ __ ] going off dave's starting the show he's the first thing that happens he's kind of [ __ ] on stage every show yeah you're going to [ __ ] every time yeah i'm tempted to this is a [ __ ] terrible idea but listening to the first podcast um dave said he can [ __ ] any time whenever and i kind of want shoot [ __ ] right now [ __ ] on the table right now yeah i'll clean it up oh no i'm gonna do that why because this is not cool it's very cool not [ __ ] in jackass forever this is your choice cool tour bus so the last year outside and [ __ ] and then the people can fall down the table what are you worried about yo why why would you want me to sit on your table because i feel like aaron with the pogo stick because there's a horrible idea you're like i really want this i like it i want it i don't want it wendy's you face that camera with your butthole what right there on the table going on here you really want me to do this i say [ __ ] on the table don't even know if i can and you don't give me something to pee so the pee doesn't get everywhere that's a good question i feel like i'm uncomfortable no i just feel bad already i'm already feeling bad i don't feel bad yeah i'll get out of here for that one gonna hold me oh no don't sit on it like like like a squat above it stand on the thing put your butt over here your back your knees right there let me plan something for the pee what's uncomfortable is how excited paul is for this let me get something for the feed you're gonna you need the this is gonna be a hot clip all right hey paul do you want that uh boner hider pillow i'm just letting it out dude yeah yeah that'd be a good product the pillow just for hiding your boner how much people you got is that how you start the thing is it that whole this whole thing rattle from him shutting that oh that was a weird coincidence right when you shut that i mean does a red solo cup do it i'll just try to go pee first it's awesome just keep it on the table that's my oh god i think you can manage that you got into a cup wow paul's really looking down main street you got a dangler look at that like a terrier [ __ ] it's a cute oh all right all right that didn't take long i did it yeah it was pretty immediate yeah like you weren't dead you're a man of your word dave england and uh and thank you for doing this bro correct get over here on camera give me a hug yeah bro i'm waiting for you oh yeah dear i love you how cute was that little thing everything this is adorable dad i love dave england i genuinely love him like a brother man and uh here we are at the skate park where i'm just getting beat up trying this trick it's gnarly so i'm gonna pull it right [ __ ] now okay you know what you film it

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Published: Thu Jun 16 2022