Dana Carvey Makes His First Appearance With Johnny | Carson Tonight Show

[Applause] here's a very talented young comedic actor who's in the cast of nbc saturday night live and he's becoming very popular on that show would you welcome dana carvey [Music] [Applause] now that i'm here we just met in the hall a couple of moments ago gosh you look young um well thank you very much i look like i'm 31 31 yeah you don't really look it but i read it at a 34 year old level i think i said that that's good i don't want to brag but uh yeah i feel old now my wife wants to have a baby you're kidding yeah so what are you doing about it uh i beg your pardon are you gonna you're gonna try to accommodate her around i'm thinking of maybe having a little baby yeah why not i like that my wife is uh you know at the age where she's getting ready and she's running out of things to do like she she bought this shirt for me and i was leaving the house tonight and i said how do i look and she said that's a cute top it doesn't do a lot for your masculine ego to be seen in a cute top right how many guys you want to be seen acute stop killing me i never see you two drunken cowboys in a bar going hell bob i've been sipping my budweiser all night i have a meeting to tell you that's a mighty cute chop you got on you know you don't want to do that yeah you're from uh you're not from you're not from new york you're from where originally i'm missoula montana by way of california how does somebody from montana adjust to new york it's not exactly the same well it's when you're out there if you're from montana you're just friendly to people someone says hi to you on the street you say hi back you go to new york there's people on the street that aren't particularly articulate you know the first day i was there a guy walks out to me and stands in front of me and says hey you could be them because i said before when i was you know i tried to communicate tried to come back yeah because enough times not again you know what yeah and he said right on man right on and so we play cards we're we're very good friends and that man is chris baris no i'm a lot of people talk to themselves new york they do it out here but you see it more in new york because you walk more you see people do talk to themselves a lot yeah there's a lot of people spitting up on themselves and yeah i carry hankies just to be nice i call i when i went out there i wanted to take a train to connecticut to visit a friend and thank you was that for a friend connected or trained i don't know okay thank you thank you thanks for sharing that was very nice i'm working the crowd um i call for train information and they have these former conductors manning the phones i don't know if this ever happened to you and you can't understand them i go when does the train leave to reading connecticut exactly what i heard on the phone was get on track cam five wasn't going in camp fire you know i hang up the phone my friends from new york he says well when does it leave i said uh i don't know i couldn't understand it my friend says call him back have you ever wimped out i said i can't call him back he'll know it's me you know insecure as if you're gonna call back the guys will go we know it's you i had to call back no no i called back and disguised my voice you ever do that and you know when the train leads to reading connecticut you have a good uh where did you pick up your talent for voices you do a lot of things on the show you do impressions uh yeah various characters i did paul mccartney when i was uh paul mccartney beatles the beatles they did the beatles essentially when i was about eight years of age when they came up know ford my peer youngster right here in our show the beach rolls you know and they came home with you know edward and i i had the pleasure and the honor of meeting paul mccartney when i first got to new york city and uh i was just you know it's a beetle's a beetle and i was pretty nervous and i thought i saw yeah a beetle is a beetle is a beetle i thought jesus guy makes 600 million what he has is 600 million dollars towards people magazine most of us have what half that something like that you know i thought you know if you've got over a half billion what are the implications of this paul could be at home watching tv on his couch you know has like 100 million cash in his wallet you know just because he can you know it's a big honking wallet you know he loses it is not that mad about it you know he's casually walks up to his wife linda have you seen me wallet [Music] and um the first impression i did in college was i was jimmy stewart who was on your show last night who's also my favorite actor um yeah jimmy stewart who is very upset apparently that they're making it's a wonderful life in colorado what do you think about that do you think that's right or i don't know every one of that and i heard that kathryn hepburn saw it first and called him up and said jimmy this is kate hepburn yeah i just thought it's a wonderful life the damn things in color totally peeled my bottom and jimmy i don't think i can imagine jimmy's saying something like uh well well who would do such a thing i mean why would they take something that's perfect and have to change it all the time who are these people what are they going to do take a a pyramid and chop the top off of it and put a condo up there [Music] somebody said i've never seen you do shocking stuff you do i do a little jacques cousteau yeah do you can i borrow your family sure okay john stills always has fabulous sea creatures on the shelf making creatures of all shapes and sizes hello my name is jacques cousteau the flying pencil fish waves in the sea hot and horny key waves floating nearby is the female pencil fish she's one hot beach of a field [Music] she's some kind of fabulous she that's for sure [Music] the church lady how'd that come about um the church lady it was just from my my childhood when our family would miss church i know you know you go to church then you miss a couple weeks and then weren't you embarrassed when you show up again kind of like you had to make an excuse we had a barbecue lighten up man the church ladies are the people who are self-righteous that we're always at the church they're very very judgmental of others like well if you were superman they'd say something well well we like ourselves our little tights don't we christopher our bowl best buttock region how nice well we have a little s on our shirt what does that stand for satan ever [Applause] [Music] [Applause] i'm always interested in how people parents react to your success your folks at missoula montana you go to new york boom all of a sudden yeah they're pretty excited but my dad wanted me to be a comedian kind of a twist yeah no no he didn't no i bought it there was any father that ever uh my father's name is blood bud carving from missoula montana uh very traditional father used to talk in sound effects did you do that when your kid make little noises to punctuate hey kids hey hey hey hey hey was it just my dad hey hey hey hey i never knew what he was saying okay dad whatever man we'll do it we gotta take a break we're coming right back you

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Length: 7min 59sec (479 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 12 2021