CURSED COMMENTS V1

like the video and subscribe right now or you'll make this Papa sad your heartbeat is probably perfectly synchronized with someone else's especially if you are dead alabama man gets sister pregnant after unknowingly having sex with her during Furi party during intercourse he be like man this feels awfully familiar what's the difference between a child and a hook I don't know Wow music freak what how the duck is Chu at little two feets free and everyone thinks he's cute and smart but in four feet eight and suddenly I'm too pathetic to get into parties what the Duck Stewart little had a 14 inch [ __ ] you are married to the love of your life but they are curse it every time you have sex their life is shortened by one day but you can never tell them how do you make the relationship work have sex as much as possible and take out a huge life insurance policy on them get to bang my dream girl for a bit then be rich after if school was a game what would be some loading screen tips remember to 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where did they go if your social group is defined by a suicidal nature don't expect it to last a long time Tyler nineteen we suck your dick in high school do you remember us that's one way to get your brother's attention being kissed in your sleep 'is like the purest form of love unless you are home alone who should a self-driving car kill should a self-driving car kill the baby or the grandma depends on where you're from if you drift you should be able to take out both of them a great white shark sneaks up on cops patrolling the waters it's lucky it's not a great black shark Hansel and Gretel ends with two Germans pushing someone into an oven yeah but the witch deserved it she was a big nosed curly-haired liar who was hoarding all of the treats for her greedy self and oh oh no my girlfriend told me she would suck John Mayer's dick in front of her own dad because she loves him so much I said the girl on a Netflix show we were watching was cute and she got mad and told me to watch it by myself you should suck her dad's dick in front of John Mayer just to flex on her what's ready or not here I come in your native languages in the Netherlands its we NEET wedgies is G zine blitzkrieg [ __ ] here we go again why is Billy eyelashes brother dating someone that looks exactly like Billy because Billy isn't 18 yet yes X is cool but have you ever tried attending church I didn't got asked Dutch by a priest this high school was strategically designed to make it harder for a potential mass shooter they're literally designing schools like maps in FPS games where's the weirdest place you've had sex our parents bed our what would you do if I unplugged your router in the middle of your game use the time to form a strong romantic relationship with you that eventually leads to marriage when we eventually grow old together and we find ourselves in the hospital on life support I'll bring up the time you unplugged my router then unplug your life support the long con ever pluck a guy's eyebrows and realize that they are absolutely not the superior gender and our weakest [ __ ] my partner thought this until she got a uppercut she wasn't very superior after that you can upgrade one organ in your body what's to do now well since I was born deaf you could imagine that it's an easy answer for me I would love to have a beginning featured comment little kiri boy me who doesn't get chosen for featured comment I'm never gonna get it so you should start my brain do it again if you want to be featured in the next video use hashtag dankness yoda is probably thick as duck under those robes imagine slapping his thick yet tiny ass cheek this tweet made me ducking sick stop being dramatic I know you imagined the shock wave ripple across his left ass cheek as you give it a good smack and you hear him let out a soft moan in his notorious voice enjoy this I do he slowly whispers how do I feel normal I'm a mom I was walking in the hallway when I saw my son's girlfriend giving him a [ __ ] but they did not see me I saw everything and his penis is huge like at least 10 inches I feel awkward around him now how do I feel normal again well if porn has taught me anything the only option is join in cops who have played GTA how do you feel regarding all the cop killing in the game I just pretend they are black 14 year old girl arrested for secretly giving birth in bathroom killing son and throwing him away spawn kill Japanese death row inmates are not told their date of execution they wake each day wondering if today may be their last sounds like they want to leave them hanging you guys always act like you're better than me they all taste the same when you pause the video but the gunshot don't stop this is America today my psych professor said you'll never truly know someone well enough to marry until you've seen them struggle financially grieve a lost one or witness them while they are sick and that just hit really deep truly amazing advice first date ideas freeze their assets kill one of their loved ones poison their ducting dinner how often do you guys rinse out your condoms are you supposed to take them off I'm gonna kill myself by 2020 if I don't have a girlfriend don't don't tell me what to do no I was just fixing your spelling do it lul my boyfriend really cheating on me with this Japanese [ __ ] named enemy or however the duck you spell it wait until she finds out about hentai man who donated his mother's body to an Arizona center for alzhiemer's research discovers it was sold onto the US military for six thousand dollars strapped to a chair and blown up in blast test how do you even discover such a thing piece by piece got suspended twice in school suspension five times always skipped classes had a 2.4 GPA and did nothing but duck around you can do it kids too bad we can't all sleep with our teachers we have updated our privacy policy won't stop me from jerking off you've been visited by cute shark you will be blessed with protection from 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Channel: Memellion

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Rating: 4.9536462 out of 5

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Id: GglvLJfRms8

Length: 10min 16sec (616 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 10 2020