MEMES OF DANKNESS V237

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awake at 6 a.m when i can't pay attention online but also couldn't pay attention in real life the problem is me mars made of rock mercury made of metal jupiter saturn uranus and neptune jazz can move one step in any direction queen can move in any direction bishop can move diagonally knight l [Music] shops shoplifters roses are red coal needs to burn get out mom it's my turn hey wanna do a 34.5 what's a 34.5 it's like a 69 but only you'll participate so you want a [ __ ] ah yes the negotiator when i'm telling my mom a story and almost told her the illegal part him that's a firm handshake for a lady huh that's a small bulge for a man him your mom didn't think so huh my mom died him of exhaustion see you monday my future son will dress my future son will sell him weed for 35 a gram i finished drawing up the will let's take a look cousin dux's sister chromosomes remix i'm sorry daddy i've been a bad girl please in public it's forgive me father for i have sinned me five seconds after 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right on a test is the hardest question you're a genius you [ __ ] parents if all of your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it me if all parents used that analogy would you still use it parents visible confusion you've been visited by mad milk this milk will stay angry at you forever unless you comment i'm sorry that i dropped you [Music] thanks for watching do not forget to subscribe for more daily videos [Music]

Channel: Memellion

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Id: Fh9wh2l2mF4

Length: 15min 43sec (943 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 11 2020