Cursed Comments

guys do you ever see a comment on the internet and you just think to yourself what have i just read well i'm going to be showing you some of them in today's video because we are going to be taking a look at the most cursed comments ever enjoy okay so jacksepticeye tweet starts saying vidcon serious business and he's clearly wielding an extremely powerful weapon dude i hope that shoots gamer milk no doesn't but i do wow maybe that could be a new g-fuel flavor sounds kind of tasty jacksepticeye gamer milk coming to a store near you in 2020 get a taste this says a lot about society this says literally nothing about society the implication his pants are made of human skin when my wife tells me to play outside ah i just got him play on my nintendo switch yeah when your wife is also your mother sweet home alabama i hate spotify ads because i listen to podcasts in the shower and there's nothing scarier than being naked and hearing lebron james say i'll tell you what makes me thirsty i'm a total piece of [ __ ] pizza shop employee thinks it's funny to spit in someone's meal let's help make him famous no no no it's okay i ordered it like that all this time we've been arguing about whether pineapple should go on pizza or not we've been missing out on the bigger question is spitz a good topping for a pizza yes or no i'm actually genuinely interested what you guys think comment down below right now do you like spit on your pizza yes or no it's meowv's bed but it's hardly been used since meowth just sleeps in your mom's bed instead who's your daddy you are meowf that's right i get my best thinking done in the back of a cop car hey so uh the cat finally filed a complaint police officers use a water cannon on a lone protester in hong kong oh man that looks really painful ouch that's actually pepper spray-based solution holy smokes how it feels to chew 5 gum minty witness the miracle of birth on the way home today oh wow look at that that is just beautiful you know that could also be a kidnapping but no one would think about it it's a sad time my minecraft world guys mass homicide caused by suicidal creeper multiple cows were killed the funeral will be scheduled for the next tuesday and uh on an unrelated note barbecue on wednesday retweet if you know hunting is not a sport your dinner for elmo though if you just won 30 million dollars and your mum's left eye costs 29 million what are you doing sell her left eye and have 59 million that's a good deal when a girl changes her clothes in front of you she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet if germany is the fatherland and russia is the motherland does that make world war ii domestic violence so i downloaded this app called be my eyes a while ago you get face time calls from blind people all over the world and help them with whatever task it is that they need help with i just got my first call and helped this lady pick out almond milk something so small made her day yo uh have i finished wiping i got kiwi a little golf girlfriend oh so cute i would eat both sir stay away from the birds and eat your cake day cake what do you think the cake is made of what is considered punishment as a child but a reward as an adult death yeah death pretty much i gave my 91 year old grandpa to light bulbs and he called it a lifetime supply i'm sad ah at least he still has his humor no i i think you mean tumor buddy tumor my aunt is ranked for top 10 on pokemon go my uncle is top aiding candy crush my uncle's top 5 on fbi's most wanted list what the [ __ ] do people need two sniper rifles for ah you see someone cloned jfk we had a son of mouth what two animals either extinct or alive would you want to see duke it out if possible a sea turtle versus a costco bulk sized of plastic straws that would be epic ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking if you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to erase i've turned the fasten your seatbelt sign back on because shhh is about to get real ah who gets first to the two buildings wins no through the two buildings okay she got seen the profile page here for leia 20 years old and she says i'm dying so you don't have to worry about a long-term commitment everyone's real-life kd is pretty damn high considering how many bugs animals you've killed and you haven't died once especially considering all the people i've killed good point there is one fourth of july that always sticks out for me 1997. that's the year my stepdad pulled me aside from the fireworks show to reveal he bought a grenade he tossed it off a cliff and just he and i saw it started calling him dad the man earned it that was a dark year for me me and my dad were at the grand canyon for fourth of july and then out of nowhere he just blew up right beside me if godzilla was real he would produce 151 million four hundred and thirty six thousand nine hundred and twenty eight gallons of urine per day i'd swallow all of it tasty all right so we got this dude here just indulging himself in some tasty bacon rashers when all of a sudden in the comments peppa pig appears out of nowhere does anyone know where george went yeah i've got a pretty good idea he's in the bacon how could you do this to george you sick man nice little tweets here from barack obama have y'all ever seen a pancake on a rabbit lamau yeah best food combination ever it's incredible my alien from area 51 asking how to turn on the shower that's cool and all but what's that thing in the background why are most cartoon sons drawn wearing sunglasses what are they protecting their eyes from the horrors of mankind the teacher giving the whole class detention for talking and not completing their work the one kid who was silently doing all his work quiet kid unzips backpack i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move ah foster the people pumped up kik's official music video nice nice tune man wait what's his comment when you get an f in math so you start some real subtraction i eat twice as much meat just so that one vegan who thinks he's making a difference is making no difference at all i've been eating three times deserving of everything my whole life the opie is weak pathetic i've eaten four people every day of my life game is meet in real life at bedside of terminally ill friend and the media still thinks video games are horrible yo but um did he drop any loot retweet if you still know what this is of course the wheeze foreskin lovely product i died in hardcore after five years update 2019. lasted longer than the unvaccinated children what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it i would do a split every day we strafe over from god's grace ask teen boys what would you say are the best traits in girls uh a pulse that's always good to have huh it does help but it's not necessary my father jailed after posting this photo on facebook with the caption 1000 likes or i will drop him yo how many likes did he get if i offered you 100 000 to jump from a plane without parachutes would you do it i bet you would say no but what if i told you that the plane was in the ground moral of the story know all the facts before you open your mouth uh i would jump for free if the plane was in the air just saying the winter soldier gets his name from the red star in his arm which symbolizes christmas a winter holiday his christmas gift to tony was dead parents and a slightly used family car you see a puddle i see a cool location i see a ringworm infection yesterday i finally achieved what every single college student in america has dreamed of yet can only hope it will happen to them that's right i got run over by a bus on campus ah yes the face of somebody who's just achieved their lifelong goal of getting absolutely decimated by the school bus bravo fantastic achievement my friend a girl at my school got hit by a campus bus too now she doesn't have to worry about paying a single cent toward as student loans not because the school paid it but because she died did you know there is a skeleton inside you right now you don't have a skeleton inside you you're a brain you are inside a skeleton you're piloting a bone mech that's using meat armor i just learnt more in 10 seconds of reading that reddit post than i did in my entire school career studying science thank you so much your life has an ost everywhere you go appropriate music will play but only you can hear it uh why did boss music suddenly start playing uncle laughs from behind you elmo doesn't care if you're white elmo doesn't care if you're black elmo doesn't care about anybody's skin color you all taste the same tiny ballerina massive neck crunch a plus relaxing cracks chiropractic asmr i've done this with my friends a few hours ago i cracked her neck so well she fell asleep immediately maybe flies are actually your reincarnated relatives attempting to get your attention then i'll just have to kill them again oh okay a notification from ifunny the amazon is on fire but so are these memes earth might be pretty hot but so is this mixtape check it out this is even worse than those people on twitter who get a viral tweet and then reply to themselves saying yo guys check out my soundclouder yeah i drop really epic beats uh give me a chance gonna be the next no shush i love that takeout means food dating and murder if you're a praying mantis it can be all free at once page 1 of 15 wife is just girlfriends with cursive binding enchantments and dad is boyfriend with curse of vanishing feast your eyes my friends for we have the most ambitious life hack of all time now this is the freaking [ __ ] that would qualify this year as the future i've tried these and it's all fun games until you take a sip and get deep throated by a four inch ice rod just saying my fortnite creator is buying thousands of acres of forest to stop it from being cut down i forgive you next move is to kidnap 100 kids and airdrop them in let's go baby genie i shall grant you free wishes me i wish my dog could talk done me petting my dog hey buddy you've got two wishes first i want my balls back second i want his gone one day you get a knock on your door when you open it you see the protagonist from your favorite book standing there wide-eyed i know you won't believe me they say but you're the main character of my favorite book i know how it ends and i'm here to change it oh thank god my life is really sparring out of control lately you say relieved harry potter pulls out a handgun i think you misunderstand the point of this visit a teacher friend went over safety procedures with her class and asked if i'm shot what do you do one of her students said avenge you depending on the teacher reload would also be a valid answer i named my dog five miles so i can tell people i walk five miles every day i ran over five miles today my bad nice nice my husband and i discovered you can get photo shower curtains ah now nobody will find the bodies neil i'm tired of everyone always telling me that i need to go to the hospital and i've lost a lot of blood it's my stab wound not yours mind your business stab wound you mean extra pocket right i mean bro the bigger the wound the bigger the storage space who needs a laptop case when you have a gaping stab wound chug it in it's really nice girl colors whole face in purple permanent marker to look like disney character um which character though elsa while i'm choking her the harder you shake the more it changes color ah just like a baby leap year birthday boy finally marks his 18th after 72 years ah so he's legal what's the worst way to start a speech at a funeral hello everyone and welcome to the unboxing 1 million views and i'll do a taste test right looks like we have the next release of kanye west yeezy shoes very cool very awesome they even come with the limited edition signature dog paws on the bottom of the shoe engraved so that when you step on the floor it looks like you got the little puppy tracks how cute i have these hello it's so funny to see my neighbor blame the dogs for sh on his porch it was actually me stay home if you sick come over if you thick imma send that to my mom i'm sending it to your mom as well why do i never see things like this when i'm stuck in traffic humans are made on beds born on beds and die on beds english teachers let's write a 1000 word essay on this boys it's beautiful um i was made in a mcdonald's men's bathroom then you shall die in the mcdonald's men's bathroom the police just turning up to the scene of the crime at a mcdonald's bathroom it's one way to go out my teacher is about to take my phone give her some fun notifications to read um i love eating walmart bags the way they sliver down my throat is freaking beautiful i always loved the look on the cashier's face when i asked for extra bags and then eat them all in front of her tastes good me and my husband in the same preschool class at three years old in 1994 and our kids on the first day of school in 2019 at three and six years old well hopefully they don't post the same thing that'll be scary please stop calling me oh gay simpson what are you gonna do kill my wife okay so keemstar tweet starts saying i waited till everyone in the uk was sleeping before i dissed them you'll say mario really weird they'd be like mario you'll see school really weird you'll call it a shooting range my color changing mustang pretty sick right magically changes to red when you're in a crowd fantastic feature sleeping hummingbird snores in peru probably one of the most wholesome videos you're going to find on youtube but wait a second i watch this 20 times a day to suppress my homicidal rage oh man daphne hasn't aged well it's been dark days since freddy came out of the closet and scooby being addicted to black tar heroine being kissed in your sleep is like the purest form of love hmm unless you're home alone why is billy eilish's brother dating someone that looks exactly like billy well because billy isn't 18 yet what else is he supposed to do me checking if the game i'm playing has full damage my friend tried that irl once here we have one of the greatest battles the world has ever seen yeah darth diabetes versus obi-wan chromosome outstanding fight it is who needs to watch the new star wars movie when you have content like this on youtube i don't know why i added you you're a duck i'm a human our love is forbidden quack shush don't make this any harder than it needs to be oh hey look guys we have an epic youtube tutorial but wait a second thanks man you're a life ender life ender really appreciate it marzia felix what did you pack for the honeymoon felix not much a crafting table a pickaxe some potatoes and carrots oh and a cat we don't want a creeper to ruin the honeymoon don't we marzia so this is what i'm married to what he didn't bring diamond armor yeah he doesn't need protection if dogs didn't exist what would man's best friend be ropes or bleach how far can you go sister school foot girlfriend side chick reddit mods um but my sister is all of them when you single-handedly bring down the class average 13 yeah i'm a beast when you single-handedly bring down the class size by 13 oh wow i watched a few episodes of pewdiepie playing minecraft and i love all the new stuff i see incredible job elmo played minecraft but no notch doesn't congratulate elmo notch just sends elmo nudes notch why are you sending elmo nudes bro we've we talked about this man it's not okay it's not it's not good a russian flutist playing mozart songs during the removal of her brain tumor flutist plays mozart surgeon okay so far so good surgeon guts deeper flutist placed esposito surgeon what the what's going on oh man this image right here it's so sad it almost looks as if he's passing life to the next generation i hope you don't take this comment negatively it's a beautiful picture baby use giga drain wait hold on a second how could this baby possibly possess the powers of the giga drain move like surely that child is maybe like level 3 max he hasn't even hit his first evolution yet my dad used to call me his favorite peanut while i was little i asked him why he said it's because i was the biggest nut he ever had my mother nodded confirming this bernie sanders bath water 27 nice deal why isn't there skin flakes i want seasoning you offered 1 million us dollars if you can hide a pair of car keys from the entirety of the fbi force for seven days where do you hide the keys was gonna say up my ass but my uncle works for the fbi the scan of a one thousand year old buddha statue revealed the body of a monk hidden inside ah winner of the hide and seek competition 10 19. school toilets exist everyone it's an absolute tragedy it really is students mates students stop pissing on the floor hey more juice for me to drink i guess after suffering severe burns her husband was asked why he didn't leave he said he married her soul not her body i like my coochie medium rare what can i say but honestly i don't really know why someone in the first place is asking him why he didn't leave his wife because she got burnt that's so bad bro it's just like oh your wife broke her legs why haven't you left her yet she's a mobile woman who can't walk teams up with blind man for hiking adventures he's the legs i'm the eyes improvise adept overcome yeah sounds like perfect prey for a mountain lion my american wife when she sees me encouraged drinking to our 16 year old son me an italian seeing no problem with it what the [ __ ] did moths do before lights were actually the dominant predator before thomas edison created the light bulb as a defense against moths moths need complete darkness to grow to their human eating size the history books won't tell you this because the government wants us to believe we're untouchable german here high five germany and italy good old times stop it right there what's the most in fact you can make up that sounds true the average horse ejaculate has about as many calories as a burger king whopper that's why i'm so fat what the actual [ __ ] toddler leashless ankle weight system tabors uh wait what this is such a bad product you might have temporary control over your tut but you're just gonna make it stronger what's worse than an uncontrollable baby an uncontrollable baby who has never missed leg day and could kill you with one kick watching the lion king me i've never seen this before wife oh dear better get the tissues ready me i'm hardly going to jack off to a bunch of lions karen uh on second thoughts oh yeah it's mom not mom it's chips not crisps it's fries not chips it's color not color it's soccer not football it's football not rugby it's school not shooting range [Music] what is heavier a 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers the answer is the feathers 200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks but if you try to carry 200 pounds of fevers you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds wow that was deep and i did not anticipate that at one time the population number was six nine six nine six nine six nine six nine and we freaking missed it we can recreate the moment how 1942 style new urinal concept designed to prevent all bad mess yo imagine a spider getting in there or wasp making a nest in there hey i have a pickup line i've been wanting to use but i don't know if it'll be any good hit me with it are you an orphanage because i want to set you on fire nothing beats a joke about killing poor innocent children i went shooting some time ago and it was fun preparing for school i see doctor my back hurts when i wake up in the morning ah wake up in the afternoon then alternatively the pain will stop if you don't wake up at all clocking sound spoiler alert jesus wasn't vaccinated she isn't wrong however when kids die from preventable diseases they aren't coming back on easter butt and booty are synonyms dial and cool are synonyms yet but dialing is really different than a booty call forgive me father for i've sinned and i'm sorry daddy i've been a bad girl i have the same problem when the teacher says you can't pick your own group mates and you end up having to work with the popular girls somebody slept with their teacher this is why i hated kindergarten remember dinosaur pasta this is it now feel old yet oh yeah still justice baby oh hey guys look it's a um i think i think it's a razor car i have no idea if this is real or not but either way guess what now i can run over kids in 240 fps when you're laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and you're like ow and they don't even care they just keep standing on your spleen like it's their job this is why i keep my skin closed at all times you you what he must be thinking of other girls felix right oh dear oh no the pikachu reached out to pet by head i'm not sure why but i accepted it this is the strangest picture i've seen today i'm 22 still asleep with the teddy bear my dad bought me the day i was born r.i.p dad hi 22 i'm dad yo dude uh where's the freaking sword oh oh no oh no no no so we've got this tesla here from a youtube video and i might say it looks very shiny very nice and uh underneath we have an interesting comment my favorite feature is the vegan leather seats i appreciate that they finally found a good use for vegans what the hell are we doing to this planet so ashamed to be a human right now sperm whales found dead in germany stomachs full of plastic and car parts any parts for a 2003 chevy blazer asking for a friend isn't this a great design for a shower head darth vader spraying you every single morning and night beautiful yeah because nothing starts your day off right like darth vader crying heavily over your naked body the more i think about it the more i want this i asked this man if he needed help he replied that he was waiting for his wife so he could scare her and yeah we just got this old guy down here you'd think he's in some kind of trouble but now he was actually trying to record an epic youtube prank on his wife he wants to give her a heart attack and collect the insurance money it's quite a good idea actually no i shouldn't say that i'm sorry shower thoughts your future self is talking smack about you jokes on him are freaking ruin his life got one question wrong in my online class and they spammed f in the chat hey bro they're just paying their respects okay okay am i hormonal or is this the best thing to come out facebook okay so hopping over to facebook now and we have this incredible post my nabba's black cat had kittens and they found a baby possum on their deck that must have fell off of its mom the mama cat took it in as one of her kittens but she doesn't understand why this little funny kitten keeps hanging on her all the time at this point in time we need to be more like animals take care of each other in their time of need so yeah there's a little possum okay who'd fallen out onto the decks and here we have it trying to fit in with the other kittens and then it gets even more wholesome because it's literally grabbing onto the mama kit and like hey what's up bro can i be one of yours the cat must be like so confused just thinking wait why why is one of my little kittens like this like yo dude what are you doing on my neck mum of three thirty is often mistaken for son's sister and a teenager people always assume i'm dating my mom when we make out in public ah stop judging us guys it's so annoying the guy from the flex tape commercial wants to see me phil swift wants to seal your cracks if you catch my drift i'm so sorry that's a lot of damage slap you're being murdered and you look the killer in their eyes what are your last words hey wanna have some fun first uh how about after nice what got too popular too quickly i would say the black plague upgraded harpoon missiles will scream dj khaled just before impact another one dude my wife crashed my m5 oh no is she hurt not yet she has locked herself in the bathroom but when she comes out i'm gonna destroy her winky face now i feel like my wink was underwhelming can't beat rihanna tell that to chris brown guys i think my parents are doing me forbidden in the room next to me save me okay bust through the door and yell player free has joined the game imagine if this kid actually did that though the parents would be like what have i created like if your kid really ran into the bedroom and said that i honestly think they'd probably get off of each other because they'd just decide no we don't want to reproduce anymore bad idea like clearly our genetics are very low quality will you press the button you get to spend time with your crush but you can't tell anybody else whack that whack that quick yeah i already spend time with her and no one knows not even her college students home for quarantine assert dominance by waking up before your parents so that when they come downstairs you can passive-aggressively sip your coffee and say well look who finally decided to get out of bed girls will say wwe is scripted then go watch two youtubers fake a marriage when you drive past an npc and gta and hear him say whoa learn to drive that's all you don't even have to play gta to do this digital detectives hackers find missing people for fun i found my dad while catfishing on furry discord servers [Music] excuse me the perfect way to come across your father after 15 years of him leaving you as a child oh hey dad what's up son i'm busy i'm with the furries if my boyfriend was a worm i'd cut him in half so i could have two boyfriends why do you need him to be a worm to do that [Music] you just do it now when he's alive and a human he tastes even better i remember when i first got harry potter in a deathly hallows i picked the book up and it accidentally flicked to the last few pages and i quickly shut it because i didn't want to spoil it for myself but i saw ginny kissed albus and i remember thinking freaking plot twist the epic moment when dumbledore steals your girl oh why do millennials complain all the time i don't know man we watched 2 000 people die on live tv when we were 10 and then literally nothing ever got better uh can anyone come up with something like this for gen z lol okay i'm boarding the plane right now oh god no no no no girls can get morning wood too hold up jazz music stops playing pizza time stops banjo starts we planned to cut all homeless people in half by 2025. yeah that would reduce homelessness though no it would double homelessness friend it's a short trip pack only what you need me packing a cute little pupper oh my god yeah snacks are important wait no don't eat the dog please please eat a disabled person delicious finally some good freaking food ah vegetables my favorite i just can't believe some guy actually saw a sign saying please give up this seat for a disabled person or something like that and he's like screw this i'm gonna tell everyone to eat them instead hey buddy hey let's put two fingers up behind putin's head we're gonna die in a freaking gulag but man it'll be worth it i really hope this is like photoshop because if somebody actually tried doing this to putin i i feel like you'd been in big trouble my boss turned herself into a potato on our microsoft teams meeting and can't figure out how to turn the setting off so she was just stuck like this the entire meeting [Music] every kid that owned an action replay for the nintendo ds is now in prison um that's weirdly accurate actually oh man animal crossing what a wholesome game this is so cute i hope she believes this it took four hours to skin him completely [Music] what i can't look at this image the same way anymore like how can they make something so wholesome so cursed also shower thoughts you could cosplay as winnie the pooh with just a red shirt and confidence uh i tried it last halloween it didn't go well a bunch of guys dressed as cops beat the heck out of me needs more confidence then when the dentist's punk has assistant ain't doing their one job with the suction tube so you're just there like all animals want to live where do you draw the line why are there multiple dogs when they're all the same species well different types of dogs taste different yummy weird breakfast cravings go meth wow dude you're probably really good at bowling and look at his hand oh no definitely a pc player over here like you can't be playing controller with those hands i'm sorry hello land dog i am water dog oh wow that's really cute i'll be the hole in the second hello water talk i'm club man whack oh my goodness you guys i got accepted into art and design hs in new york oh great world war free prevented yay this is the funniest freaking interaction i've seen all morning hey guys it's childish gambino and drake pretty cool picture right my uncle ray and aunt lisa who the freak cares who are you guys voting for uncle ray and aunt lisa or childish gambino and drake who's the best power couple i'm going for uncle ray what a beast is this too much to ask for a nice house surrounded by trees that's all nice until like 7 30 o'clock and then it's scary like yeah don't get me wrong this house looks really cute and obviously the location's like nice and private but when it gets dark bro that's gonna be a whole different level of horror story a chicken is the only animal you can eat before it's born and after it's died no no he's got a point imagine a squirrel making a nest at your window and being able to watch them sleep and grow or wait until they're ripe yeah let me get a taste of that little squirrel yeah he's looking good tasty frozen spices herbs sauce nice naked girl gets 500 likes in five minutes let's see how much a veteran can get ah well maybe if the veteran was naked i'd actually smash the like button but he's not he's got his gloves on what kind of content is this dude take the clothes off johnny what people think dead people see what they actually see game over you survive 105 rounds 105 rounds that's sick my wife only survives seven yo um how do i play nezu's has drawn first blood nasus is on a killing spree is on a rampage is unstoppable is dominating is god like don't worry guys i figured it out okay plot twist the game was a hospital simulator that's a pretty disturbing image to think about in the context of a hospital when you see how do i play this game next thing is drawn first blood killing spree rampage unstoppable dominating god-like it's not the experience you want to have when you turn it to the hospital is it you cute bruh no homo bruh i'm 14 all right never mind you ugly you think the username faze 2005 would give it away how to out the pizza hut and dominoes but better don't forget that you just gave me your address josh that's messed up bro next thing you know the pizza mascot so your front door like open up sir we got a problem the rarest shoes in the world and my god do they look stunning oh are these are these jordans i really like these meat jokes i bet i could beat them he said meat jokes not bad jokes me showing up late to all my online classes [Music] um why is this account even active anymore dude this is probably like a paid position someone is being paid to operate i can't believe this man i'm pretty sure someone is being paid to operate the verified hunger games twitter page and tweet out funny relatable content for their job and like the movies and books ended so long ago man pizza is probably the craziest charity out there probably name any other charity that kills 85 to 95 percent of its rescues well what about make a wish foundation i like you why is my hand shaky your skeleton is ready to hatch it's coming out of you how do you want to die not alone which is why i'm studying to be a pilot after reading this i'm never hopping on a plane ever again i'm sorry if i microwave my head will i get super powers 79 voted yes 21 voted no hey you never know if you don't try wait isn't this the guy who created minecraft many years ago this man created one of the most epic games of all time but now in 2020 he's telling people to try and microwave their heads on twitter.com i like this everyone during the french revolution the dead body in my bathtub can relate uh wait what how did this actually happen though his body is about a meter away from his head hashtag french revolution flashbacks selling my cow he ain't mood yet i think he's spanish please tell me he doesn't try to milk the dog please imagine actually seeing this on one of your friend's snapchat stories though i will give you 50 shillings for your spanish cow definitely a cow level up your switch playing experience wow you thought you were a gamer well get a load of this the brand new expansion pack and dlc for the nintendo switch you just put a cardboard box over your head a little bit of tape on the sides and man it's a freaking movie seriously i actually think this is a really cool diy if any of you guys have a nintendo switch definitely try this out it looks this looks awesome although if your parents or like your boyfriend or your dog walking on you looking like this they're probably gonna be like yo are you okay dude like son why do you have a cardboard box over your head what are you doing my school refunded me 5.50 y'all want something yeah please buy me a new roblox skin thanks okay so this next adventure begins on tick tock okay but it'll come back to twitter give me a second give me a second okay anyways james charles did this little thing called the tick tock bachelor and he was basically wanting random people on tick tock to kind of duet with him and then he'd be like oh you're pretty cute and uh this guy did one but it didn't go to plan here's how james charles slid into my dms yeah i'm pretty beef i decided to do at this as a joke james charles takes a bachelor and it kind of blows up keep in mind i'm 17 and straight i look at the comments guys everybody's shipping us and then james charles dms me i saw it ha ha oh god and i'm joking what do i do now what do i do guys so you entered the bachelor of james as a joke and got actually upset when he sent you a cute dm the level of stupidity here is beyond me seriously though why would you do that it's just oh james why are you dming me oh i i could never guess why maybe because you made a tick tock video replant this happens weekly at this point some guys slide to my dms or matches with me claiming they're interested we talk for a few days and once they've had enough recorded content for a tick-tock or tweet they post it and claim they're straight it's queerbaiting and it's pathetic man this makes me feel really really sad for james charles and uh just as i was feeling very upset and emotional all of a sudden i noticed ricegum actually replied to this tweet here we go they just scared and don't know how to handle you what's up though no thank you poor ricegum tried shooting his shot on james charles and took the l this is so sad you could pick one video game that you would live in for the rest of your life what game would you pick and why hmm i don't know maybe like garfield car or something all right who the frick wished for play incorporated yes this entire pandemic was actually caused by a random user on our slash ask reddit thank you kind sir does this man deserve reddit gold i think so but i can't lie this is a mood right now bro like being in bed with your princess and checking out your phone and she's asleep on you dude so cute you'll be this close and the dude will be watching sports highlights at 6am with the volume maxed whoever sold this drone to my grandma can go to hell oh no this is why you don't use the facebook marketplace i bet that's where she got it from um good business strat though isn't all that bad too can be used like this ah imagine seeing this guy down the skatepark wow guys can't remember their girl's favorite color but know by heart every episode goku went up super saiyan level yeah but my girl ain't never saved the human race my girl was never there after school when i was lonely with no friends goku was ten dollars says goku never sucked your pee pee neither 10 says you can mind your business what me and goku do is between me and goku since 2007 all of mcdonald's delivery trucks in the uk have been fueled by using cooking oil from their restaurants then used again for their fries oh so that's why they taste so good mums against fortnite closed facebook group with 122 members yay my son was playing fortnite time and i told him to go to bed because it was 10 p.m and he hit me with his rgb eraser keyboard i got him for christmas last year and told me my husband jerry was cheating on me with deborah our neighbor and i'm currently digging his grave next to our garden i hope it's not too cold for him to decompose love being a gamer mom get rekt george play fortnite in hell only a facebook mum would do this oh my son is playing fortnight past 10 pm let me just end his life real quick this is why jerry left you for deborah next door what if we kissed and all my teeth fell out into your mouth hmm tic tacs man dies after freezing self in iceberg in attempt to beat avatar and record [Music] get fricked poser i mean i gathered this guy was going for an epic world record here but you're gonna be a certain type of dude to think it's a good idea to freeze yourself in an iceberg when is that ever going to end well soldier boy not even a soldier dr dre ain't even a doctor keep it going french montana isn't even french paul walker isn't even walking oh no yo dude listen to this track is pretty crazy bro yo the beat dropped harder than my grandma down the stairs i was today years old when i realized the krusty krab was a crab trap ah facepalm moment so mr krabs ran a trap house oh that's pretty naughty maybe that's why he's so rich vegans grass cows cows taste better than vegans though what's this dude doing bro fun fact like bro i'm pretty sure it's prince charles right yeah that's gotta be prince charles okay here's the fun fact i actually have seen this bloke in real life like in the flesh you are 100 freaking percent in control of your life stop freaking complaining man i wish i didn't give myself cancer yeah this whole point has completely gone out the window you are what you eat and drink that's right you're a grown man shaped like a pepsi logo isn't that deep hey i'm human after all eating kids again for goodness sake we talked about this he doesn't deserve this maybe the sign said pepper spray me daddy actually let me retry that um pepper spray me teddy stop it man my wife and i went out to dinner and left our oldest daughter to look after our youngest we got home late and found them like this oh my gosh bro that's too wholesome so cute let's just hope she doesn't have a nightmare and kick the baby into another reality i think that's a bit of a health and safety risk to be fair this is just an accident waiting to happen the last words of alex the pirate to his caretaker was you be good see you tomorrow i love you fun fact alex hit a bomb in his caretaker's house so he will in fact see them tomorrow power wrist minecraft news tweets us saying if you could add a new food to minecraft what would it be [Music] batman [Music] yeah yeah maybe not the best idea to be honest we don't want to be seeing a global pandemic in minecraft i mean in real life eh it's not really a problem but what happens in minecraft yeah then we got some serious issues best cast ever and we got the young homie out here repping the thanos customized cast wow dude can't snap lol his bones were like avengers disassemble this young man here 40 had the power of the infinity gauntlet but realistically can't even pick up an xbox controller poor guy get pearl soon me at my gamer funeral on my game of death bed is dead priest my fellow gamers today we press f but from here on crowd crying priest we must press w and move forward hashtag everyone unequips their hats equip tissues from inventory what would you do if she unplugged your router in the middle of your game and smiled like this i'll use the time to form a strong romantic relationship with her that'll eventually lead to marriage when we eventually grow all together and we find ourselves in hospital on life support i'll bring up the time she'd unplugged my router then i'll unplug her life support and smile like that who's got the last laugh baby i must say that's quite a time investment to get back at somebody for turning off your internet how tranquilizer darts work an incredibly educational youtube video this video should be renamed how to get a girlfriend do a little 360 no scope quick scope hit them in the back put them to sleep from in the back of your van and it's a dub druplets a one in 180 million story a cow has apparently defied great odds and given birth to four calves that have been named eenie meenie miney and moo pretty cool eeny meeny miny who's the next on my barbecue ah they take something so wholesome and just ruin it wait stop scrolling i think you're cute i think your dinner oh that would be tasty for the last time we only rate dogs whoever dropped the scoop of oreo ice cream on the floor please come pick it up thank you grabs a spoon i can't really tell why they're grabbing that spoon like is it to eat the ice cream off the floor or to eat the actual dog both sound pretty tasty to me if you could eat one food from any animated movie what would it be mine is the eggs from shrek jessica rabbit's ass personally i would eat mike wazowski he just looks like really juicy i don't know he'd like take a bite of him and it's squelch you know i mean like squirt out everywhere like a really juicy orange 10 band weapons too brutal for war who the frick of the 2.9 folks that disliked it probably the victims who failed to stop it i can't think of many more embarrassing ways to go out than being executed by a nokia hammer or nokia whatever you guys call it i call it nokia bra my late grandmother kept the box of melted nails from her house as a memento from the great chicago fire ah forbidden rice crispy treat gosh put some milk on it and it tastes even better for the 28th times what's for dinner me babe babe you're so funny i'm so hungry babe i'm going to die i'm dying help children born feet first briefly where their mother is a hat but no one is ready to talk about that children born head first briefly used their mothers as a sleeping bag there anything she can't do 10 push-ups be full fitness gram pacer test make good music live past 40 see her toes how would the world be different if our butt cracks were horizontal instead of vertical when you went on a slide it'd go why can't i hear this why when you see another classmate on the same google doc at 2 am oh how did we get here dudes are better than cats i'll prove it vote for your faith 71 voted dogs 29 cats cats taste better in my humble opinion well i think that solved the argument then vast arctic oil spill from state of emergency um well oh no no no no no why i found this handsome lad starting up my world oh that's cute that's that's real cute one of my friends used to keep sheep so i dyed one of them pink as a joke and told him it was natural next thing i knew he was renamed supreme overlord pinkie and we were all members of a human sacrifice cult we eventually decided to just go home and play minecraft hey what happened in december 2020 the moon landing yes finally some good news uh about that one chief i love how people listen to a screaming skittle [Music] sorry six nine that's your new stage name buddy these plastic eating caterpillars can help fight plastic pollution plastic eating caterpillars the kardashians come here a scan of a 1 000 year old buddha statue revealed the body of a monk hidden inside winner of the hide and seek competition 10 19. legend has it 1 000 years ago this monk participated in the morgues pause challenge and never came back last month my wife stepped on my controller breaking it today i woke up to this oh new controller thanks bae wait you replaced it with a controller dedication epileptic kid roasts me me with my hand on the light switch are you really in charge here i don't think so everybody's gangsta till the epileptic kid starts break dancing on the floor every job is stupid name one cool job the guy who shoots the bullets through the cds to make the hole i raise you the guy who shoots the bullet in the donut to make the hole the guy who shoots a hole in bruce wayne's parents to make batman me in an argument with the guy in a wheelchair i can walk ah that's so harsh hi please tell my wife that you can't fix my phone she want to check my whatsapp messages 50 euros is yours thanks take the 50 euros repair the phone call the wife show her the chat console her bang her call the girlfriend blackmail her about informing the wife dear men what is stopping you from looking like this i kind of want to eat them forbidden harrybo we should make a subreddit for seniors so they feel welcome on the internet change my mind [Music] funerals check it out fun fact you can't look up while your tongue is out wait really hold on let me let me just try a second wait i i i think i can we've been tricked we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled russian soldier handing cat to a kid that's cute sorry kid who run out of mres but you can eat this what a delicacy when elastigirl comes home a little too stretchy oh no everyone talking about how easy it would be for elastigirl to give birth but what about when elastigirl was buffed she probably just slipped out like a deflated balloon and kind of splattered into the doctor's hands okay this is kind of random but like she kind of cute though i've eaten your homework and no one will believe you no one i will bring you to chinese restaurant no one will save you no one [Music] careful you're messing with buddy extra search feral ghoul roamer elise looking pretty rough yikes draw me like one of your french ghouls that's it i'm done from kylie jenner can you guys please recommend me books that made you cry and saransh says data structures an algorithm in java second edition any book my uncle beat me with oh dude oh totes were harmed in the making of this video hashtag paper mario they should be asef chill chill boys i wanna be please come with me what the frick go yourself girls i wanna pee okay let's go nah real homies help control the recoil i used to be like this all the time in school i'd always want a friend to come with me whilst i go for a pee pee it was kind of pathetic now i think about it but you need a bit of company you know like the school toilets is a a very dangerous place and having one of your homies by your side to like hold your pee pee it's really handy if you know what i mean physician 20 miles from patient performs long distance heart surgery with remote control robots oh you can now die in real life due to lagging it's not just video games anymore boys it's real life i can't really see what's going on on this dude's monitor but i wouldn't be surprised if he's got steam open and he's just playing surgeon simulator right now i ran out of toilet paper but thankfully this little mother fricker was nearby [Music] that's cute isn't it soft it used to be white it's just because it's like a poop joke that's what happens when a dog pulls up under you in a toilet like what do you expect you're gonna get pooped on chief grown man holds children captive on a locomotive while forcing them to drink his warm liquid well i don't think we're going to be able to look at this movie the same way again friend boyfriend girlfriend all end with end but family ends with i love you dude my family hates me i'm sorry bud it's okay i'll get rid of them soon what school thinks happens bully hits kid kid stop that bully why kid points to anti-bully poster bully understandable have a nice day at my school we just shoot each other understandable have a nice day me going back to my car because i forgot my freaking mask especially when you're about to rob a bank plot twist i painted my friend's cat with his ashes i hope you mean the cat's ashes yeah but if we go back to this image bro it's got 5.4 k up votes i wonder how many he'd have if she wasn't in the image though it's kind of like a meme right now isn't it it's like oh if the girls in the picture it gets so many more upvotes kind of truly with simping boys get a frog girlfriend can and will cheat on you very expensive isn't an amphibian has messy hair not a frog frog will never cheat on you just wants food borne amphibian has no hair a frog human brain versus dolphin brain nice collection bro yeah just hanging up on the mantelpiece you know hand over the papers an 18 year old can legally adopt a 17 year old wait a minute what are you doing step dad 25 years of ads peeled away oh my god september the 2nd it's a warning guys i think we have uh let me see about two weeks to prepare ourselves for this so yeah consider yourself warned um actually it's one week this deserves gold your wish is granted this deserves our genetium your wish is granted it's that easy baby no this deserves a naughty spanking death valley source to 130 degrees potentially earth's highest temperature since at least 1931. then we start literally cooking at around 140. this is not good i always cook my human too at least 200 degrees

Channel: Fainted

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Keywords: cursed comments, r/cursedcomments, reddit, r/, top reddit posts, best of reddit, memes, cursed

Id: QDosMAV9nkM

Length: 60min 25sec (3625 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 03 2022