CRASH ZOOM - Orcs & Dorks

(Swishy Swishy Fist) (Lucy plays the lute) Ambush! (Lucy fires an arrow into a bush) I think that's just a regular bush... (Bandits jump out from the bush) (Lucy fights off the bandits) Squire! My sword! (Lucy fights the bandits) Urghh, I have anti-sword armour. Okay then... Lightning bolt!! I also have anti-lightning armour. Urgh, POISON GAS!! I also have anti-air armour. Then how do you breath? I, errr, ooh- (Chokes) (Victory music) Lady Rose wins the battle! (Applause) Squire! Clean my sword! I'm bored! This is boring! You're boring! This guy is especially boring! Hello! STOP BEING SO BORING!! I thought there would be more BLOOD!! Kate it's role-play nobody actually dies... BREATH DEREK BREATH!! HEALING SPELL! HEALING SPELL! HEALING SPELL! Why couldn't Ben come? You know why. Ooo! Can I come? Are you gonna bring guns again? No... I'm bringing this sword! Oh! It's night time! (Crash) Ben makes things fun! Urgh, there I officially promote you from servant girl to wizard girl. Yaay!! Urm, that's against the rules! Your mum is against the rules!! They're onto us mother! Run! Run mother run!! Huh? Well, no wizard is complete without their book of spells. Oh don't worry I brought my own! Oh, wait what? (Demonic chant) (Magic lightning hits people transforming them) Oh my god Stacey! We are a real horse! Where are my eyes?! David! Where are my eyes?!! I'm so majestic! ARGHH! I CAN'T SEE! ARGHHHHHHHH!!! Kate... What are you doing? Making things fun Lucy. This is not fun! Not yet. (Kate summons a monster) Good luck! (The monster roars and walks forward) Lightning bolt? (The monster roars and gets hit by an arrow) ARGHHH!! Ouch. (The monster breaths fire) (Stab) Healing spell! ARGHHH!! Healing spell! ARGHHHHHHH!!! Healing spell! JUST LET ME DIE BRIAN!! Healing- (Crush) This is so much fun! I'm gonna throw up! Whatcha doing? ARGHH!! (The monster picks up the rock) (Lucy dodges attacks) (The monster prepares to breath fire) Err, I have anti-fireball armour... I ALSO HAVE ANTI-GIANT FIST ARMOUR!! I ALSO HAVE ANTI-GIANT ROCK ARMOUR!! (The rock cracks) I warned you I had anti-rock armour. Now prepare to taste my blade foul bea- (The monster eats Lucy) Urm, I also have anti-demon armour! ARGHH!! Hahaha! That was fun! LET'S DO IT AGAIN! NO! (Lucy destroys the book) You know what? Next week i'm going somewhere boring... Like birdwatching. Next week at birdwatching! Hahaha! Weeeee!! Put a towel over it's head!! (Don't forget to subscribe, like, comment and share)

Channel: TomSka

Views: 5,071,037

Rating: 4.9484272 out of 5

Keywords: tomska, crash zoom, orcs, dorks, orks, larp, roleplay, cartoon, funny, wonchop, ben smallman, lucy, ben, kate, dorcs, dork, alice ann stacey, eddache, eddie bowley, thomas ridgewell

Id: ulcidTB4P1U

Length: 5min 14sec (314 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 28 2015