Eddsworld - Moving Targets

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(Music) So, where can we go on holiday this year? I don't think we will be able to afford anything... Good. Want cash? Need a holiday? Then join the army! Filled with fun activities, friendly faces, 5 star accommodation, fantastic food and drink and best of all it's all FREE!! So, hurry down to your local recruitment centre and sign up today! Warning: Most of the preceding statement was false or just for entertainment purposes. LET'S JOIN THE ARMY! (Music) There is no way we are going to regret doing this! Not in a million years! Substantially less than a million years later... Oh, bum baskets... I am Sgt. Hilarson, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to and the first and last words you will say with your ugly, crusted pie holes will be Sir! Do you wormless maggots understand! Sir! Yes, Sir! (Unison) Sir! Can I call you Hilary, Sir! I will be training your worthless excuses of bodies over the next co- GOOD GOD SON! What do you call that sorry state of a haircut on head?! Sir! I call it Steve, Sir! What's your name private?! Sir! Tom! Sir! Wrong! Your name is now Private Bowling Ball, understand?! Sir! I feel like a shaved bowling ball, Sir! (Music) But we don't know how to fly a helicopter! Oh it's easy, we just grab the controls and go... (Sings) I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD! I don't know what i've been told! (Unison) STAINLESS STEEL IS HARD TO FOLD! Stainless steel is hard to fold! (Unison) I don't want to see you stop scrubbing these floors until I can see my face in it!! (Music) I'm so proud of you guys! (Music) I can't believe we are already being sent to war. Yeah, has anyone else realised we only trained for like 1 minute 34 seconds? Well, I'm glad they're sending us off to fight so soon! This is our chance to show the world what we are made of and how far we have come! Our chance to prove once and for all that we are not just a bunch of incompetent baffoo- OOOPS!! ARGHHHH!! Phew! ARGHHH!! Holy mongoose in a monster truck!! It's a tank! Last one in is a steam powered fish cake! Did you hear something? It's just the sound of NO ONE CARING! Not much room in here... Hey Matt! Get off my crouch! Sit on this thing! God I can't see anything in here! Hey! What does this button do? (Screaming & Explosions) Awww, we can't even see where the controls are... I'm getting out! Oh hey there Hilary! So err, where are the bad guys? (Explosion) (Music)
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Channel: Eddsworld
Views: 17,404,182
Rating: undefined out of 5
Keywords: bumbaskets, animation, military, tord, matt, comedy, tom, full episodes, war, toon, matt hargreaves, funny, edd gould, eddisode, cartoon, edd, targets, army, tomska, matt lobster, flash, moving, gould, eddsworld, tom ridgewell
Id: 0Mqqsn7_nJ8
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Length: 7min 41sec (461 seconds)
Published: Wed Jul 02 2008
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