Cowboys of GTA

[Music] this whole damn world is run amok with a fastest talking Dern people you ever seen morals are out the window hell just yesterday I saw this big old cow of a woman walking around with our ass hanging out with a piece of yarn for under me this whole [ __ ] city's confusing Stephen yeah I found one of these what they call modern conveniences look at this it's a goddamn Sun and a stick I can illuminate anything with this what happen to your back you got struggling a bit oh it's a fleshly he's he's scared of us of my son on the stick oh I didn't mean to do that I accidentally hit a colored man on South Road don't make me pull out the broken bottle cuz I forgot I'm done I'm done letting [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm done I'm done oh yeah this uh this feller here tripped and fell I don't know how it happened but oh [ __ ] ladder all right you shot me in the face the law got me but you know what concerns me more than anything I mean when the justices do that justice is due but the fact that they gave a colored man a badge finally found a damn watering hole oh are you guys magic is this your boyfriend now I got a serious question what are three big as you can tailed we're not getting along with the people of this city very well so me and my friends Joe Jack Leonard and Jeremiah decided to pool our nuggets of gold together and acquire ourselves the latest and eat electronic wagon mobiles feller the dealership called it a Winnebago Archy glad yeah I'll try let's go I'll pull on it maybe our plan is to annex this here tall mountain and spake the land is cowboy territory all non Cowboys will be forcibly removed off the premises to make way for the manliest god burn thing you've ever heard of we aim on finding out who's the rootinest tootinest cowboy out of the four of us by beating the [ __ ] out of each other and then by shooting this [ __ ] I have each other it's a complicated mess and I doubt explaining it to a city slicker like herself would make much sense okay don't get steady and we're gonna walk count the five all right damn you don't have your gun out wait I got it good yeah I get your pistol pistol I just was for some nonsense out [ __ ] boy ear Steve oh wait wait wait wait wait bate this candy bar I'm ready I had my last supper I gotta finish this cigarette oh yeah like oh okay so when I started saving five you're gonna start walking okay you come down to one and then we're gonna turn around okay five four three two one oh yeah focus oh no I fell down the mountain yeah I fell though the ballad this duel ain't over yet bah-wah which ones which down there I'm the don't worry about it what wait we're still shooting it's rainin just like these tears I have for you no drinking on the job oh can he use a hammer he's a hammer sure a hammer is pretty western why not yeah that's pretty West humble brass knuckles sure I bring this nightstick known cowboy I'll just go with the classic alright who is that to the left you want to know how I got this bottle when I was eight years old my dad smacked me over the head with it and it broke they spit on me throw it on the ground and I kept it forever yeah I've been traveling with this bottle for 23 years I'll get up I love that we [ __ ] did everyone dies oh I think we had Steve knifed each other in I do die what I do die was the last nice thing about his beer bottle [ __ ] last time I guess we found out who was the most missed taupe mist of us all and that be Brian but in all seriousness this [ __ ] entire episode was a giant cluster [ __ ] my [ __ ] recording software [ __ ] up half of the recordings OBS studios [ __ ] I I didn't have a setup properly I was my [ __ ] I got sick yesterday and was [ __ ] my brains out and it's like not nothing of the this head a storyboard and everything for things that were supposed to happen and the whole Train Robbery sequence got [ __ ] scrapped there's their whole thing was [ __ ] up it was that's why it's so short and that's why it's so [ __ ] clustered there was a whole [ __ ] and then the beginning was too racist so I had to cut out half of that [ __ ] is it was just a big [ __ ] I'm sorry I got some bloopers here half open that you'll see what happened with dxtory dude it was like in-game I was getting 60 frames but then like the file was recording at like 6 frames per second it was [ __ ] it was the most ridiculous thing in the world I got some bloopers here if you want to watch those but thanks for watching sorry it didn't turn out the way it should have and I'll get to working on something else they'll be better I promise smell ya smell you later already let's draw you are not some fancy that's the wrong type of cowboy dude that's a good cowboy all right no jacket let's get wild that there's your penis area mm-hmm boy I told you boy look at this hey you law you listen any time you you listen you you listen now you live with you you listen to me hey trilby this is a bowler hat and don't you [ __ ] forget it all right you what do you want what are we doing all right my luck can I eat a chocolate why do you serve lipstick on do you have an eye patch I can't take it off I have one piss waiter left all right guys all right chick everyone else thinks badly is [ __ ] except for you I'm digging a cup of color okay why dye in smoke oh that's my late I need to wash that down with a chocolate bar I'm just gonna just take one bite around done I'll just save that why not [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: General Sam

Views: 297,634

Rating: 4.9491906 out of 5

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Id: iF77BW2eKbo

Length: 13min 8sec (788 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 17 2017