COWBOY PALADIN TIME! || Baldur's Gate 3 Ep. 5

testing one two s85 numbers and stuff how is everybody doing tonight I hope everybody is doing well do this think random stuff okay am I still good oh I'm still good okay now last time we did this uh we beat the goblin Camp finally uh we leveled up we're level four now it's pretty good um we got hon in the camp I found he's an act two companion so we'll get him an act two he fought a bunch of hyenas which really uh turned out to be NES which was a shock that's why all this HP is so low not a fan of it but here we are anyway shipment diluted oil of sharpness Expos oh oh that's good okay I'm going to pick this up it's a single use it's bonus action put on uh let's read this okay FL the chest to me unop read the first sentence again can't open it and I will know because you will be dead that is not a threat this is what will happen if you open the chest nice oh I I guess we have another Quest huh hiding here let's check that out found no corpse Mission perhaps someone survived the attack don't know one day I'll catch a break let look to see if somebody actually survived the attack after I loot all their stuff let's do this apples sweet I need items for food okay we're yeah we're close to the carlac thing what is going on over here I'm want to look around over here first see if there's anything else what's on the map currently there's carlac that is finally get the ykee patrol is reach the mountain pass search for survivors of the Caravan that's all the way up there I feel like this carlik thing's going to be pretty steep in terms of a combat and such okay that can't really what is up here Chasm okay another Chasm a handprint okay that's where we just were and that's all looted you know what we got the supplies I think I'm just going to I think I'm just going to Long rest just so we get everybody's HP and stuff back there are some people who want to talk to me such asaran I should speak up let's talk looking at something what are you doing I'm looking too but not seeing very much another Quirk of my Affliction ping in the Looking Glass Petty vanity of course I miss it I've never even seen this face not since it grew fangs and my my eyes turned red dang I I don't know I can't remember I got two color my face is just some dark shap in my past another thing I've lost I'm not going to do that first one oh my God what is there anything I could do where I'm not flirting with this dude agent what do you mean aging I'm doing I'm a vampire Forever Young really anything in particular oh my god dude I'm not no my what excuse me oh my God ah this is that's stuff all right oh he's got his Arcane hunger thing a poor little [ __ ] all right I liked him in the first episode next episode you know what happened just an [ __ ] like I want magic iums you're not getting magic items man all's well I hope and her we matter I just wanted to see how you felt after the night we spent together when we talked mhmh and kissed oh yeah we did that too yeah I hope so too yeah okay look away kids I'm not sure what kind of courtship we'll be afforded given all that we're facing but if you want to see where this goes I do as well [ __ ] yeah all right anyway God this is gonna be so [ __ ] cringy I swear to God I'm just going to click off for this yeah I'm not listening to it yeah mhm yep okay so muting that yep uhhuh uhuh I'm just going to leave now that that looks like it's all done okay and then what's in here exactly okay yep all these supplies all that's oh okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay all right now let's let's just here goes nothing [ __ ] go to bed man all right this stuff again God these things do so little an orange yeah all right [Music] 12 that is a lot I'll give what eight pear good garlic remove PE remove garlic perfect math I feel like something bad's going to happen here okay no no yes yes okay oh we're back in Dreamland I promised I'd be back hey I know Joe's not here right now look I have things under control for now you haven't been using the parasites power you think you don't need it but things haven't gone as you expected been one a druid as powerful as H might be able to remove your tadpole but he couldn't you're desperate to be rid of it understandable but you're looking for Solutions in the wrong places so what should I be doing tell me who you are how mention tles modifi with magic it was worth the shot so should do your parasite is unusual it is wrapped in Magic that prevents its removal until the source of the tadpole's magic is destroyed any attempt to remove it will kill you oh you were lucky that Halon knew this his instincts are right her parasites are merely a symptom of a greater sickness in fun how could I destroy the source of tles Mag I thought he said you protect me what is a sickness uh I destroy the sorc I am not sure yet to find the answers we must first find the source these parasites are more than athid spawn they are vessels for control the infected hear the voice of the absolute and believe it to be a god you witnessed it yourself with Priestess SC yeah I killed her that is how the cult of the absolute is spreading the highest of their rank the true Souls carry tadpole just like yours it is how they receive their orders it is what makes them obey when the order to transform is given it will not be a matter of days they will be mind flayers in an instant were it not for my protection so would you uh so who are you it's complicated but I I'm an adventurer just like you just like you I was infected with a mind Flay of parasite just like you I seek to be free of it I've been trying to escape from this evil for a long time once I almost succeeded now through you I've been given a new chance you can go where I cannot and I can protect you from that that evil if we work together we may turn this around H they need me I have to go the power I used to protect you I stole it from someone oh they want it back I will hold them off for as long as I can but sooner or later I will be worn down you must discover the source of the magic that controls the parasites before that happens the cultists are gathering at moonrise Towers use the powers your parasite gives you to convince them you are one of them and when you find the source of their magic destroy it go our freedom depends on it I don't know if I trust her in all honesty I really don't know I heard it there he is it's the boy scratch you spot a name on the dog's collar scratch yeah I pet him I pet dog everybody approves of me petting dog good except for the two yeah yeah get dog pets all right that's enough that's enough pets can't keep doing it forever man I wish the AL bear was here I don't think I've ever seen this one before okay and then we'll leave camp now what we're going to do we're going to go get carlac cuz that seems like a good a good priority I I I did not looking to now specifically to recruit her so I hope there's not like certain options I got to pick and I hope it's just straightforward really cuz I I really would need another bulky companion especially a barbarian would be [ __ ] great I hope that fishing pole someone has like they could you know fish for food because that would be perfect for these long rests and there okay wait hold on we got it okay oh it's carlac running hot [Music] one horn the stink of aus advocatus diabo well I'll be God's damned the blade of Frontiers thought I'd shaken you for good that'll teach me to underestimate you bloody right an honor to be chased by the blade of Frontiers but [Music] I just let me recruit her I don't want to fight firing as the hell then your lost in visions of demonic armies as you tear through a landscape of Fire and Blood the blood War you saw it from above as the nautiloid passed through aess this woman was on the front line what was that evidence proof that you're a devil a gladiator in the arch Devil zari's Army I can explain but it's a whole situation if you just hear me out another Vision kak's blade raised splicing through Devils zariel servants as H High Dart around seeking Escape her rage and Desperation seep into you she is a victim of the blood War agent of it I thought we were going to have to do some she's trying to trick us don't believe her lies you saw the truth I never wanted to serve Zario I was enlisted in her Army against my will forced to fight and fight I did when I saw an opportunity to get away I took it finally home or near it anyway you served her that's enough to damn you H okay you don't know what you're saying oh [ __ ] failed perception trust a devil you know monsters right okay better than anyone look into my eyes everybody approve there even will can't you see I'm not what you think [ __ ] language will you really are no devil are you I've I've been deceived oh thank the gods thought I was going to have to take your head you would have died in the attempt but there have been enough threats today truce then eh I truce okay I'm carlac but you already knew that and you are I am aric arican hippo Son Well met Soldier nice to meet a friendly around here it's been tough going so far I may not be a devil but I can put the Blade's reputation to work how would you feel about helping me kill some evil bastards I would have prove it I need bulk barbarians good background if your Mor Compass needs something to Point At You already know I fought in the blood War I was good really good turns out I've got a knack for killing demons that made me a valuable asset zarel the arch devil herself made me as her personal attack dog I played along until I could get the [ __ ] out of there but Devils don't like to lose their assets zarel liked it so little she sent a bunch of goons so-call paladins of tear to take me back nor problem is I'm not going [ __ ] yes they cornered me outside the toll house that's I think that's the first F bomb we've heard after the scorching I gave him then we can work on evicting this parasite and take fyon by their short hairs sound good I like her she looks like she could throw me over her shoulder and carry me to safety should the need arise I'd hug you if it wouldn't Scorch your skin off hang on though looks like you've got enough backup at your side not sure there's room for me uh uhoh uh okay I'll catch up with you scar but don't get to any of the fun stuff without me got it all right that was a lot of than I thought okay and will wants to speak you've been witnessed to a pantomim I'm sorry to say and I've played my part all too poorly it means that a reckoning is coming and I'll be the one to pay up no what manner of hero is so shrouded in Secrets I have never called myself hero but I am bound to an oath warlock one night soon when we make Camp the veil will be lifted and I'll pay my Penance you're not in any danger I promise I can't say the same about me let me look at Will's thing real quick uh can't have armor equipped in order to use armor of Shadows it's an invocation damn well what would his armor class be at that point if I took this off it'll be 12 12 from there one from Dexter so he's got 11 that'll be 14 so it's only slightly better that invocation so I we're set for the time being another step forward and we got a journal travel to the moonrise Towers yep find Miss hunt the Devil Car joined us she told us being hunted by Servants of zarel who pretend to be bounds of dear deal with them cool fire your friend crew carlac y uh told us a Gian balers gate near a mountain pass in Northwest we should travel there but blel G condition is wors again he requires another magic to absorb the weave inside [ __ ] you will spoke ominously about his peny must face we should take a long rest when the opportunity strikes there's clearly beta Frontiers are telling us okay well we don't have to do Will's thing for a while so that's good and that gif Yankee Patrol where are what's this Goblin stash okay in front the paladins oh we're in that area aren't we no we're just close to it okay so I know that we're doing first is that Paladin thing however I should go to camp now what I think I'll do so I'll put LEL back I I'll have LEL stay here and then take uh carlac and then I'll probably have will stay here as well get a star in we get along quite well I think carac got the brwn of a warrior and the Wilds of a Survivor yeah best of all she speaks her mind plainly and fully show her due respect I will I know it is a certainty vort might sered a g Elder but I believe they serve a greater Master still H greater Master uh yeah a question that burns in my belly day and night elders and collectives abide by their own tenets it would require a powerful Creed to unite them and now this voice this Creed finds our own ears if it reaches this plane it may reach others uh um I just want to see what this one happens I have a confession okay I was too hasty to judge you yay I thought you witless gutless unimpressively Bland thank you and I thought you can I assume a compl I don't pay compliments I only say what is true damn you've proven me wrong at every turn you're efficient dominant courageous I swear you would tear the horns off one Dragon for plunging into another you've gained my respect and more still my yearning when I come near your odor alone is enough to make my neck sweat and my hairs stand on [Music] end I bet she got a [ __ ] leathery ass [Laughter] [ __ ] there either I be an [ __ ] or I say yeah let's [ __ ] all right I don't want to do either of those I just want to let her you [ __ ] oh my god let's just this one seems if you must know down black requires everything of her children oh my God I can't count how many bruises I've inflicted can't measure how much blood I've drawn in the undying Queen's name I know only blood red and death black my mind is silver and my body steel I am what I must be say what I must be to survive every Beast I face and every wound I bear enough talk I will be plain what the I want to taste you what the [ __ ] perhaps tonight later but I want it all the same I knew this game was like this yeah this is this is like D and D all right like the second [ __ ] thing I've been wanting a hot no okay you're loss I fear one day soon you will wonder how my lips might have tasted oh my God skip I feel so uncomfortable speak wait for me in the C are you sure that's the best course of action confirmed now she's just salty let's let's just get carlac into the thing all right curious see how Barbarian will play in this what's the story uh about those pal want to let's go straight there whatever those [ __ ] are getting up to it's nothing good just to say by the way they're not really paladins lackes of the arch devil playing dress up as paladins of tear no honor among Devils okay um let sa devil depends on the type ice Devils hate an inferno but that's an easy one allons love projectiles what they don't love is getting their bombs lobbed right back in their faces H demons on the other hand every demon is absolutely singular you can't ever think you've got them typed out sharp instincts sharp weapons and a knack for improvisation that's the only way to survive him anyway what were we talking about uh how'd you end up fighting the blood War I'll tell you all about it after we take care of the goons on my tail okay uh come on we're hanging let's go yep oh yeah okay level up carlac level up how many level UPS is she going to do level two oh jeez we got a lot to do huh what's this danger sense advantage against deck saving throws traps okay Reckless attack pretty good that's all level three subclass chosen wild heart I have no idea what that does and what is this additional rage charge okay speak with animals I don't know why that why that be One race spells searing Smite okay Berserker or wild magic so what does Berserker do frenzy I don't no this thing leaves like ex exhaustion uh wild magic wait hold I just inspect T gain resist physical damage and advantage on con okay that's what happens when we or strength I mean causing a random magical effect magic awareness anyone within range as proficiency bonus of saving throws against spells oh that's good Berserker do gain resist to physical Dam okay yep range you gain each trick and enrage throw you can also make improvised weapon attack as a bonus action so it's not Berserker is not as bad as it is in a in regular D and Berserker whenever you rage you get a level of exhaustion and exhaustion in case you didn't know sucks so I wouldn't recommend it um make a melee equip a weapon as a bonus action oh that's that's a good bonus action pick an item or creature and throw it out Target dealing additional damage and knocking at PR your strength affects how much weight you can throw heavier items doal more damage that is good oh [ __ ] I didn't know that would happen I clicked the wrong button okay still level three still level three now what does wild heart do gain a passive Okay so I'm either down for Berserker because this isn't bad for this in this game r z if you don't attack an enemy or take damage each turn can't conc spells while raging okay that makes sense frenzy strike B I think I might go with this I think I might go with Berserker for her yeah that's what I'm going to do and now level four 41 HP and a feat cool I could either increase strength in con or I could give her like tough tough is really good Savage attack make damage twice to take the higher result that could also be very good does a 41 HP right now she's on the verge of getting a better con and a better strength O So Savage attacker that could be good for damage same with tough and ability score Improvement I'm still at the same [ __ ] part all right okay so if I do this strength and then con that's what her stats will look like really good for this stuff plus four and then a plus three perfect so and if she has natural armor like un armor defense I don't know if she has that does she opportunity attack yeah unarmored defense add Constitution yeah so what is this a plus one plus three her AC is now the [ __ ] is r 14 still not very good boost up decks to just get that up to like 15 I'm missing on my strength or could just very well go Savage attacker so she get better damage just resistance to fire damage last features okay um [ __ ] always with the same decisions I hate I I gotta like think about this stuff beforehand cuz I I feel like I'm I'm on a [ __ ] timer here even though I'm not all right I can take as long as I want but just I need someone to talk it over with so if anybody's here if you have any suggestions Savage attacker tough or uh just the ability score thing what would you think cuz she should be proficient with every set of armor as a barbarian I could also boost up her AC which will be good because her AC's like dog [ __ ] right now if I also get a shield I could probably give it to her uh charger okay oh wait hold on what was that one there feet going to be on here there's one feet in D and I don't know if it's on here like you get a a fighting style it's fighting initiate that's what it is and it is not on here she's not proficient with heavy armor okay that's just a touch she'll be [ __ ] bulky just got [ __ ] I'm going to have to increase his stats strength and con I think is the best thing but I do think that tough I'll probably get her tough at some point and then maybe later down the line whatever else but this is what she's getting and then where is well Your Shadow ma'am um there's will okay need a word oh wait nope wrong wrong person no on my way at least things have stayed interesting yeah always at your side YY now we got scratch I wish we had the [ __ ] Al be I'm so pissed well met are you sure the blades and just and get aaran is aaran the right player or is Will so will and carlac D you know you know what no we'll keep will we'll keep will if he can l a [ __ ] attack be good and then character sheet yeah so he's got 17 Charisma 14 k very good yeah okay now let's leave the camp and go fight some uh evil guys hopefully we can do good and not get our asses hand to us as usual oh that might be worth a look good job carlac I like having a shovel now fruit d s out to Camp ring gold hiccup here carlac guess what you can hold on to this and this what oh what the hell oh oh boy what the hell weapon engine I I I don't want to loot that crate right now I don't want to loot it should go this way cuz this is the way towards the evil Paladin guys even though they're not paladins you said that but still a dead null a dead null is a good null these things [ __ ] suck uhoh AO save moment I will say once I get to level five and get extra attack this will be perfect how much xp a lot of XP great also if you're just joining now we got carlac the Barbarian um we're going to go do her little side quest to hopefully get some XP before we you know continue on like with the main thing cuz in all honesty I feel like we are verely underleveled for anything even if we are level four and this is the beginning of the game only you give a dragon bad gas um I feel like there's someone in there yeah I don't want to pickpocket her but I do think to you should hide quiet that's the way you should in a and you should start see me coming okay see please oh no more leave us in peace and we shall leave you in kind what is cut the crap Anders I know what you are don't let her hurt us please we just want to go home yeah we're going to inside this [ __ ] guidance let's go let's go didn't even need guidance but it was best at damn am the four all right yeah we succeed that [ __ ] there's something in the squint of his eye you suspect he's lying enough enough I'll not play pretend anymore we succeed on S Check you're going home in pieces of needs must and you you'll soon learn what it means to Ally yourself with the likes of this garbage the furnace was never my home it was my prison I'm free now and I'm never going back oh [ __ ] oh okay I guess we're in initiative now oh my God that is a lot of HP you can't see it but my jar is on the floor right now okay oh my God and Shadow heart is beat the [ __ ] up give me a [ __ ] rap here and uh that's all will can do go from here and uh let's see you just what do you mean not enough movement these boots have seen everything yeah and if I missed it isn't gone okay and save was successful great oh yeah we'll take this [ __ ] oh and I'm going to die okay guys this was not good okay uh where's her like little rage thing huh she can prepare okay but where is Rage I would like to rage bonus action it's probably just frenzy okay that's bonus action yeah open up bleeding [ __ ] okay need to stay focused uh healing or bonus action on this will help and then I want to just guiding bolt this dude and that missed sick and that Athletics was successful [ __ ] level five oh you son of a [ __ ] you're 9 HP though aren't you yeah you are uhhuh okay what should I do here huh could do wrathful Smite this dud and he's frightened ooh that missed thank god oh that missed thank God and that [ __ ] has Feld of fi uh yeah let's react okay that's good damage good damage oh only on 7 HP good okay well I'm not going to do that I should have done that yep okay can't give up and then uh I only got 45% but please yes there we go okay let's just oh uh [ __ ] am I I'm I'm will right now okay can't reach that destination why can I not reach [ __ ] you mean I can't reach okay well I guess we're just going to gu if this is worth the cost and then uh just main hand attack perfect and let's just see what you have here leather armor short bow dagger okay nothing very useful let's just go back down here enter full person on will success haha what you going to do huh not enough movement okay why is your movement so [ __ ] carlac oh reduceed movement okay now it's just me here miss shited weapon I can't damn it um too heavy to throw [ __ ] not enough movement okay guess carlac is done okay and now it is Will's turn El blast 80% good we did it [ __ ] them okay [ __ ] SEL I Won't Go Back I'm never coming back and if any of Mommy's little friends want to pick up where the others left off they'll find nothing but a pile of Ash that's right she won't she can't she couldn't even lay a finger she's scaring me a little bit not going to lie okay wait where where where the [ __ ] you go oh oh oh she's just she's just attacking [ __ ] now okay [ __ ] okay yeah she's easy there going she's just destroying a bunch of [ __ ] oh okay there's fire ow ow let me let me uh just land healing myself real quick eighty dude what the [ __ ] are you doing the [ __ ] are you guys doing to do it it's a war pick okay oh let me let me actually see her character she while I'm on it uh 14 okay that's what it is right now she's got two healing potions of default okay well what to do let's talk to her and see what that was about huh had to let off a little steam after facing off with those ignots a little granted the fire is lasting a little longer than it should how do I look I could go all night okay hear that infernal engine for a heart lets me burn as hot as the hells seems to be running in overdrive since I left of erest almost beat my mechanic anytime soon so I'll just make the most of the extra heat just don't get too close till I found a way to calm it down how the hells did you get an infernal engine for a heart have a mechanic for a heart what is that high pain tolerance and a dynamic duo of truly shitty bosses yeah but it's a bit early in the game to be getting into tragic Back stories let's save the scar show for later after we've worked up an appetite for tragedy meanwhile I'll need to find someone who can Tun Up My engin sooner rather than later believe me when I say this thing is hot the first time I faced down those paladins they let slip there was an infernal mechanic in the area a tling he might be able to stabilize things if I can find him there's some TR they're not hold up there anymore I don't think they are I think they left yeah thanking you a tuneup would give this rust box of mine a new lease of life okay well I'm light on my feet much more tagged up than I was thanks to you scroller Mirror Image Mel magic oh three scroller vivify that is g split item confirm okay uh let's give one to me to Shadow because I know she's going to be staying here and [ __ ] it why not car as well simple Ro okay uh let's get that the world check something out scroll Mirror Image okay cool Gail Gail guess what you get some stuff and uh Anders how are you doing buddy oh dead my bad sword of oh damn it's a great swords two-handed [ __ ] that is good though I don't want to give up the shield what's carlax weapon tab so great Axe it's two-handed I could just give her this weapon extra [ __ ] you um scale male so this her AC will be 16 I know I'm I'm probably building these characters so wrong but I'm just I'm just trying to think scam we give this to her so now she has that thing which is good A plus one weapon does a lot of damage for a barbarian uh it does protect a creature increase Armor class by two yeah she gets that stuff it's better than just a non magical great Axe I think Barbarian clothes I give this to will am I able to use his evocation invocation sharp as ever I am perfect and that's until next long rest which is good um yes sir AC is 15 now plus one from dexterity okay so it's not 16 15 whatever all right I think that's good and we no I L that [ __ ] they're all these up here ha this game is so bad if you're a loot Goblin I swear to God oh as will I forgot simitar a rap here added armor no one back home will ever believe this let's see what this does that that opens cuz it's a door dude lies before Oh wait hold on that's not what I wanted to do okay wait can I just go right up here and then that was fun okay well she destroyed that so we got to go all the way back barrel barrel barrrel barrel water okay it doesn't say it does anything for our camp supplies so I don't think it's particularly useful guess I can't see that bottle anymore there is this crate nothing and then there's a book oh okay no stranger editor a BAP sack oh my God there's so much to loot around here huh can't believe they let those chicken eggs go to waste I'll take that yeah and where is that picture of beer that I just picked up oh probably just went to the camp CU I don't see it in here okay we going all the ash just around here because of carlac Rage open the rib cage what do we get not really anything I am finally glad that we got carlac cuz that barbaran will be good okay uh gring needer mechanic there might be one nearby okay and then Towers night onong how do I get to the night onong oh the Night song might be at that Goblin Camp won't it I think it will be we got that quest for will XP is looking almost I think we [ __ ] I know we just did one but it might be a good idea looking at my HP to take another long rest whatever killed those NS might be nearby careful yeah we we found out man a milk C might be a good idea to take another long rest I [ __ ] feel like it actually no we can short rest awake and alert okay everybody but me is back up at full and Shadow heart's at one but who's counting I am I'm counting pumpkin oh pumpkin is good pumpkin VY go caral squash boom cabbage examine how much this seven also good okay what's a staring primary ability yeah okay oh that was very good but now we can go to this Goin Camp because I think the main quest okay go through what does it sayam visit TOS go to Moon Towers discover artifact Secrets find the Night song okay I think we should go do do the Night song or at least go check it out here you go to the goblin Camp everything should be dead very good except for that one thing that's in there which was a troll yeah look at all these [ __ ] look at that troll huh [ __ ] okay cuz when we went to that priestess's room we went down that like room or whatever I don't know if I did that on stream I think we did like there was u ah [ __ ] how do I put it there was low a lower room under guts room which could lead to the night song I think it was and there was a troll there which I didn't want to fight because we were so tagged up and I was scared I'm getting PTSD just from looking at this place I'm going to be honest with you overall not a very Bueno time wait there's nothing in here is okay move strong character move heavy objects okay these barrels are going to come in so handy heavy chest wait who's got who's got the best decks here character sheet uh 12 not good 13 13 13 okay so everybody but me has a better chance at this actually no even me because still plus one yeah okay trying to open it first locked okay um bet I can crack that open ooh 18 that is not good [ __ ] okay all right I'm going to you know what I'm just going to what's that what's this Rocky crevice not a chance I'll fit in there not a [ __ ] chance there are so many of these garl get over [Music] here [ __ ] man okay so she becoming encumbered it's not very good move from where if I sent it to Camp then we know something's happen we'll just go to Camp pick them up I just want to oh cuz these bears are let's just say pretty good yeah I hate the encumbered rule I hate it I think a lot of people can agree that's my friends we don't really account for it there's one more give me yep and then sent again got it is that blood no never mind don't waste the step so that we go to I think it was this room yeah yeah yeah yeah this is it yep cuz her body was right there I'm sorry I did that off camera but like we go I I I had to all right okay what is this place exactly oh hi ma' can I talk to you don't have a word you've set foot in a restricted area a swift exit may be in order I don't want try and R my way uh I join the patol trying to sneak in look me door I look dangerous oh [ __ ] and I can't guidance I literally have to get a this is not good we're going to end up fighting this yeah see you know what I got inspiration I got three of them [ __ ] all right should I be using them on this probably [ __ ] not do I want to take that chance honestly I got to roll in 19 or higher is a pass so to manage to convince them of is that you absolutely do not hello Aiden my friend you made it just in time when with oh God it seems the rules have not changed in your absence you're still still trespassing uh it's me your old friend Eric you wouldn't shut the door in a friend would you yeah yeah [ __ ] hey guidance bonus this time I got a better chance come on come on uh [Music] oh remember when I said about not using inspiration I lied oh yeah there we go you managed to talk your way in no easy feet thank you brumilda okay there's got to be something down here I tell you what aen how are you doing I don't know if I asked but how are you what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] the [ __ ] mean tur rotating plates might as well give them a turn who [ __ ] actually you know what hold on I should just save I haven't done that a bit we should save before this might as well give them a turn okay let's [ __ ] turn it what's going to happen well what the hell do I got to get all four of these things in the same oh wa hold on maybe do I do this okay where the [ __ ] am I why am I scared yeah get off that please okay I just got to get one of these on all what the hell am I doing here it's the real question maybe I do this get them all to the center what the [ __ ] F am I doing here oh wait maybe I got to get like that right there and then that right there so I turn this and right here [ __ ] how am I going to do this one ah [ __ ] [ __ ] up what the hell is this puzzle if I turn it what do turn is there any hints anywhere does not [ __ ] look like it what the [ __ ] what the hell am I doing here I feel like I got to get like these two like black empty things in there but nothing is telling me that exactly can I like light these up wait maybe I got to get all the black ones in there because that's the that's what's lit up that could make sense and now carac you please yep you're enjoying the ride okay so we got four viewers in here let's go this goes very far down we'll have to go in to see the bottom ha okay I knew all them had to get up there what the hell is this okay that's just that door okay um let's save cuz I I'm sort of frightened yeah and this is the main quest to do the on the go set secret passway leads underr I hope this is not the way to like that leads to the under dark I hope this is just oh my God what the hell is this if it leads to the under dark I don't know if we're going down here rightz it really should holy [ __ ] why is it so deep giggity oh my God where the hell am I so ballon Knight Outpost what the hell oh travel to the oh but I am in the other dark that's not what I wanted to do yeah I don't think we're ready to go here yeah no I definitely don't feel like we're ready to go go down here so we're going to go back up and do some other quests I I I don't think we're uh we're ready for that at all cuz I want to at least get [ __ ] extra attack level five you know I think we get that this I don't know I know I know things are very different but still I would I would very much prefer okay so that leads to the under dark now we know and hopefully we don't have to like talk to the trolly little uh lady after that God I wonder if we better just a [ __ ] kill her water barrel [ __ ] okay yeah yeah so there there's a lot we can do there's a lot we can do I think we could go to that Caravan thing we do that next what the hell I want to go over here uh let's see Quest there's that I want to hide this okay yeah I completed y work book y yep uh blade Frontiers that could be done at camp which is an easy thing to do there's no point in spell still alive so that's progress okay and there's no fast travel over there yet huh great okay let's just go here it's closer flowers leaves grass can't beat it I was raised in the city I'm more used to feeling cobblestones underfoot than grass and fallen leaves best be Hest before I went to a verus I'd have agreed with you nothing quite like B's gate is there nothing in my recollection anyway yeah that's the name of the game I bet there's three of them God I'm going di them so where to go here okay so I just keep following this path and I go probably up there then I should be do another Quest cuz we need XP we are in desperate need of XP and I think we just go up this road right yes what's that blood this from the Noles and [ __ ] I think I think the whole part is doing fine smoke something's burning that's a house dude okay I guess something's burning there's another shovel we don't need another shovel let's see this is feeling like a save moment okay oh what the hell was that what the hell's going on over here I hear shouting someone needs help uh okay hi we'll never put this fire out you're better off helping anyone trapped inside okay keep pushing dukee Raven guard could be inside on c three one two ravengard he's here yes now make yourself useful push damn it push push damn it all right you heard will get in there no all right we're we're just strengthen all right I got a plus three to strength I'm pretty good [ __ ] yeah all right 17 17 there we go math I can definitely do that whenever I'm playing D and D I didn't even push I kicked that [ __ ] down I made that [ __ ] look easy inside hurry we don't have much time hello can you hear me we hear you stay where you are is there anyone in here I'm blinded okay not good no longer blinded also good the heat coming off that door opening it could spell trouble okay so let's not do that can anyone hear me please help not now oh come on seriously you couldn't even give me that come I'm afraid proper thanks must wait okay uh uh okay fire fire house okay opening this door could be trouble a water barrel uh yeah I probably should have move that to a better location yeah probably right where the fire is I can't see anybody oh [ __ ] okay great everybody get the [ __ ] out we're burning alive Le CarX resisted councelor Floric are you all right will by the living Gods I couldn't have asked for a finer savior scorched throat a few hairs singed off nothing a bit of time and and fresh air can't cure Gauntlet a new duty calls Dr have taken Grand Duke Alder ravengard Westward if my eyes and ears can be believed oh [ __ ] report to the manic and send for reinforcements we must find the Duke on your command counselor no it can't be you mean they've taken my yes will the Dr have your father oh [ __ ] son of nobility Grand lo as well you should he is the great champion of the council commander of the Flaming sh The Binding Force holding Boulder's Gate together without him the city faces collapse in fact I fear that may have been the intention of those who abducted him will you must hold little love for your father but please find him and return him to the city trust us to see it through counselor oh [ __ ] trust me have that's we have taking the Duke I'll travel West [ __ ] it yeah thank you when the grand dukee returns to the city he'll hail his only son a hero approach the towers with care the land itself has been swallowed in Shadow I will seek reinforcements and join you when I can remember that shadow thing isn't it Courage is found in the battle against fear not in the defeat of it so father said I won't soon forget fist to work whoa whoa whoa whoa hey is everybody going to get the [ __ ] out of there uh choose okay what the hell is this everybody get the [ __ ] out of here okay well I guess we'll talk to will I need a moment for I don't know what's going on [ __ ] ah [ __ ] you can put distance between you and yesterday but you'll never leave it fully behind mind father's words hard to argue with them Floric spoke true I'm a grand Duke's son well he's not just any Grand duuke he's Alder ravengard the most influential Duke in the city she's fangirling right now all my time ball I didn't even know Renard had children uh should probably thank you that means a lot but I wonder what makes a jke of Boulder's Gate so interesting to the Dr even the houses of meno banen would have little use for my father no this is no Dr plot these absolute Nutters these true souls are behind his abduction his absence alone will seow chaos in the city if they were to infect him he could lead Boulder's Gate to ruin all the more reason to find him the absolute has sees not just my father but the future of the salord coast I almost want to say you shouldn't keep secret from me but I like will I like will I'm afraid that he's going to be a little upset about that I'm all for it okay y also like being not so enchanting as you'd think the poor teers the caldwells they were the Blue Bloods hosting the fancy balls and drinking from gold goblets father's the son of a blacksmith born with barely a coin in the coffers he made a name for himself among the Flaming fist Brave as Boulder and stubborn as a deep Ro de daring outspoken but hardly Posh I spent more time dueling with father than I did rubbing elbows with Lords not to say I didn't develop a taste for good wine and a talent for courtly dance yes and no yeah father taught me the four pillars of power courage Insight strategy Justice Prof Reed I'd follow in his footsteps first as a fist Marshal then as a Juke Vanquish evil maintain order save the world but a jke makes bed fellows with more monsters than he slays father called it diplomacy I called it hypocrisy in the Frontiers there is no posturing no diplomacy I slay monsters I don't consort with them well not when I can avoid it let's just leave okay oh I de a goblin let's just uh okay I read a book a dead drw Raider simple toxin some's tell me I should probably take that wicker basket open rotten car not good okay rescue the Grand Duke sh moonrise Towers I feel like we got to head to moonrise [ __ ] Towers all right um you know what [ __ ] it we're just going to Long rest I get some spell SLS back get HP back we're going to do that uh Caravan stuff and then yes hell's fire she's coming whoa oh this is Patron she's warlock well you've been naughty and you know what happens when you're naughty God damn it anyone but her the [ __ ] is she aren't you a luscious thing oh my god well you absolute stinker you kept me secret oh she's in like the little opening thing time to let the Hellcat out of the bag call me maora I'm Will's Patron the Fountain of his power My Pet's been unruly and his leash Needs A Yank oh we had a deal will but carlac still breathing I've taken more pleasant shits than you maora and at least those can be buried after that's no kind of talk for a lady by the way carlac zarel sends her regards you told me Devil's only she's a tling not a monster she's getting for choked right now precious the little pupsters found his bark Clause G section 9 Target shall be limited to The Infernal the Demonic the heartless and the soulless carlac meets the criteria by virtue of having no heart don't you worry that ship has long sailed the sticks yeah but a defiant pop must still pay his price we just got carlac we cannot lose her we need Barbarian we need bulk will burds in the fires of aus the lightning storms of disc strike his flesh his soul passes through each layer of the house gaining their essence and their torment what the [ __ ] is he a tling now that's better what the hells have you done a promise broken a price paid you know the terms get used to the new form pet there's no going back some magic even I can't undo now let's see how the Frontiers fare without their precious blade carlac keep an eye on him would you I'll be keeping mine on you what did I do oh and will don't forget our p still stands Tatar holy [ __ ] oh Will's uh Will's got horns now huh he's still classified as human what the [ __ ] what background am I I can't remember was I [Music] [ __ ] what the hell was I was I an Outlander what the hell am I important thing is okay Will's very good relationship very good with Shadow heart um neutral with carlac has to be expected I did not know Will's relationship with me was that I that's interesting huh is Ariel T Flame what did I what was my background I'm able to find it here I think or not Outlander yep that's what it is okay God I don't know why I forgot I knew it was Outlander I knew it had something to do with survival I just couldn't remember what that spefic spefically called let's talk to carlac I'll be honest Soldier I'm reeling will hardly knows me but he chose my life over his been a long time since someone stuck their neck out for me like that yeah he's a good man you can say that again when he was chasing me through a verus I thought he was just another sad mg how wrong I was I thought I I honestly thought that car that would be like some edgy tling thing that would annoy the hell out of me but it's good to see that's kind of the opposite Gods damn her straight back to the hells just look at me I did what was right and maora made me pay for it I'd be hunting devils and demons she said traitors and hypocrites heartless evils of All Sorts but not not zari's victims oh his eyes different innocent tlinks warlock pants tend to be unforgiving from what you know of them will was lucky he didn't face a more severe punishment you warn me about raap would you packed with M I'm not saying that BL Frontier some explain to devil uh you're lucky she didn't take your soul yeah I'd count my lucky stars for it but I reckon luck is on holiday I'm only alive because my Patron still has use for me it's maora who grants me the power to conjure armor and cast eldrich blasts yeah that's all you do I was infected I could even call hell beasts and summon festering clouds but I promise you every thrust of my blade and every flame I sparked was for the good of the coast what the terms I can't utter the terms or circumstances of The Pact I can tell you most most all else but the pack I'm forbidden unless maora permits it but I'll say this the moment I packed myself to maora I have not regretted for a heartbeat it was my proudest deed yeah it was worth the sacrifice all I can give you on that is my solemn word I do like will I think he's a cool character all right um Shadow heart's in the party I was hoping you'd come to chat what do you need anything new oh my god [Music] um fine what's on your mind let's just see um quite splendidly to give credit where it's due you and I have shared some very serious of you but go ahead always good y if you're sure no that's not what I want to okay all right now where was that stuff * 5 yeah that use all the grilled pork billing though 12 and then is's that cabbage we have cabbage yeah that squat cool I got to get more [ __ ] food man oh [ __ ] what's going on here you recognize the feathered there it is it's the AL bear cup you rescued yes I was wondering where he was a that's perfect animal handling back and for yes yes yes oh thank God we succeeded the Cub tilts his head he does not trust you yet uh bet a piece yeah yeah look everybody approves of that Cub's eyes lock onto the food in your hand keep the food held out he takes a hesitant step toward you his beak chit in hungrily can I pet the owl beer careful once that thing's eaten through the camp it might start looking at you hungrily alarmed by your companion's approach the CB fle into the forest shadow heart not chasing after it if that's what you're thinking a okay so we know I didn't screw up he just takes some time he's he's got to get used to us okay he's just he's just taking his time but okay now that we know that we got it okay because I was so disappointed if you guys going [ __ ] tell so now if I just go this way oh wait I should probably have [ __ ] what's her name yeah I got to carlac with me don't I or not carlac LEL dation uh seems likely we'll ever meet her again Suite will meet her again where War okay yeah all right I got to get [ __ ] lasel again I think what we'll do CU we barely had time with lasel we'll have will go back I know I could probably put Shadow heart but the spell casting is [ __ ] good when you have bunch of spell slots well yeah how does it feel it's said that anyone who bathes in the river of blooder is as one born a new it's a lot like that I got more scars now too I feel the weight of these horns on My Head curling upwards like a mammoth's tusks I feel these ridges snaking down my neck not to mention a few bumps and prongs in unmentionable places but I haven't seen my reflection just yet be my mirror what do you see it's because you know the heart lurking under the horns I don't want to bang him people will see a curiosity may even a beast hungry for their souls but I will slay their monsters keep them safe and one day they will see the blade of Frontiers again cool I like you're stay in the C the blade stands at the and just and lasel you're coming with me speak it is done cool all right now we leave I got every woman with me this was not on purpose this is just how this is just how things lined up won't it I do not need Awakening my senses are sharp as steel this is this is not intentional all all right it's just every good class right now is honestly these are probably like three my four favorite [ __ ] classes right here [ __ ] Paladin cleric Barbarian fighter I'm going the wrong way I got turned around but yeah like warlocks are cool I just wish that like I know there spell SLS like replenish on a short rest I know John might be hearing this I don't know I know they spell slots replenish on a short rest but like they have way too many spells for just so little spell slots it's like oh how many spells you get oh I got 26 how many spell SL you got I got three what what level are you 20 oh I'm frighten a dragon rider my kin anir it's huge it would be too much to that's nothing to do with us wouldn't it I can't see it all right that thing could swallow us in a gulp God I can't wait till I get a [ __ ] level where I'm mymun to being frightened can I talk to you what are you doing hold up before they see you m Ram what apart from the dragon look okay oh that lot are swarming all over the the bridge I don't know what they want but it can't be good I'm going to find another way around you ought to do the same I doubt a fight against them would go your way yeah nobody just another harassing fool trying to stay alive there's plenty of us around what just follow you around I Go My Own Way alone all right that's it I'm getting out of here drop your weapons I'll feed your innards to the ants that isti this is your last chance no look up that was your last chance istic now burn oh my God she's dead correction They're All Dead tell we got to fight a [ __ ] Dragon I'm level four that's a stop wasting time Bera you're not here to play with the locals of course kraak we merely sought to no excuses question kill then move on find the weapon Our Queen watches us fail her at your peril red dragon I envy its Knight would that I rode such a steed a crash must be near come my kin await um I want just PA Dragon serve GI Yanke I'll see it does you no harm follow me [ __ ] better we are close to the Cure we seek where you going okay hey hey hey I'm not even there yet not there yet leel come on you're hog in the Rock R she got a lot of time is short lead me to sh such a familiar tone were I not merciful I would slice the skin clean from your meat oh he sounds yet you are not bleeding for I am nothing if not merciful your name Child laelle laelle Proud Regal you will call me jtil KRA V Knight Supreme the Queen's silver the Queen's sword I am who you say a gate vessel has fallen from the sky Lael thieves aboard have taken a weapon most precious it is polyhedric in shape and inscribed with the sacred ruins of our people you feel Shadow heart's anxiety the weapon that Voss seeks is the same one the absolutes followers are hunting it's the artifact that she carries her mind focuses the gi's suspicions cannot be aroused they cannot discover that the weapon they seek is Right within their grasp take word to your crash you are to join our search speak up child affirm your mandate [ __ ] all right that's persuasion I probably didn't need that guance but it might be useful yeah no I didn't [ __ ] need it you honor me with this Duty kith rck I shall alert my caretaker with Haste The kith nods content with lael's answer you serve your queen child take your slaves and hunt those who escaped the GE ship they must carry the weapon I fly now to vth our undying Queen she will see your faith rewarded in this plane and ours a current of deception carries boss's words wherever he flies it is not to vth to Doos to the sky would that have been inside not perception oh hi Dragon I really hope we never have to fight one of those things we can't do that [ __ ] at level 12 damn it all you did well to intervene vexed as I am to admit it the distill kith would have flayed our skin and left our carcasses to burn in the Sun very specific all for the sake of the artifact that we carry the crush is near this much we know we follow the path forward and into the valley no one not even the ignoble jtil krack will keep me from my purification well said I think what's inside let's just loot these bodies scal M great sword potato perfect what do you got scale M great sword studed shield Lea armor sh sword nobody can really benefit from Shield the moment okay so we just we we uh we keep traveling through this way and there's two [ __ ] things over here I'm going to save cuz I'm just just waiting for all right save successful no okay so what the [ __ ] do I do here pass okay there's a fast travel there good search for survivors of the Caravan that's where we should go just got to keep going this way then right yep yeah uh didn't want to didn't want to didn't think that your first time on the sword Coast Las yes it is much more than the gank slat just wait till you see B this gate you'll never want to leave potion of feather bet that will fit in my pack each what oh my God that and what the hell is this jol shooter G two lightning charges it's two-handed it's a long bow well that's Will's thing so we'll send it to him whoa what the hell6 potion of healing um I don't I want to drink that now that could be good for shadow heart considering that she does a majority of the healing probably do then there was a that heavy chest I forgot that was there [ __ ] and then open what's in here camp supply pack Alchemy pouch keychain the hell is all this stuff jeez uh uh uh Le I'll take it re only have one damn what happened to your inventory no time to rest really just empty it all out this is just keys okay if not over then through yep Sy blood what does it mean 85 that is 85 [ __ ] HP that is [ __ ] scary holy [ __ ] and this is the way we got to go I I have to Divine Smite that [ __ ] huh it's only 55% chance to [ __ ] hit there's some message in blood or something it's a spear let's move down a little bit I don't like how this shit's rumbling oh my God one two three four five six seven at least there's some throwing [ __ ] that's probably oh they're doing damage they're doing damage at least let's move a little bit closer see if we can just read their HP oh my god oh [ __ ] it started oh boy and these guys are going to be [ __ ] dead in a sec hey all okay yeah okay kill that that'd be good oh my God o [ __ ] oh that missed I still took damage though oh my God and there's [ __ ] more I got I I feel like going frzy would be good and then uh uh moving over here I probably shouldn't have walked through the acid let's just attack this thing just to [ __ ] can't afford to let up I'm just going do this for the advantage perfect I will Ascend taking position I jump get right here and then where's that last R thing yeah not enough movement what the [ __ ] you talking about right here I seriously can't reach that I am like right [ __ ] there higher chance to hit on this and it missed and I'm dead last [ __ ] God if only Gail wasn't such a little [ __ ] I'd have him Fireball right now then again I have to be level five for that but still Soul offer as hell okay she saved that's good critical hit cool with a shock of psychic pain the pack Leader's mind clamps onto yours you see yourself through her eyes a pulsing red cluster of organs Feast no The Voice has forbidden this me [ __ ] n see your whole world as a meal this voice is acting as a leash but it won't hold them for long as the symbol glows power's doing this [ __ ] Authority probably because she's closest a memory the Beast dorbs the symbol of the absolute on a cave wall in blood I saw that deep a tack pole struggles to assert control against the ravenous chaos of her mind um Commander devour other NES oh I'm going to just do this to guarantee no [ __ ] shot right there all right we're inspiration dude difficulty to I even set in my head as long as I don't roll a [ __ ] one we can do it what did I get a goddamn one the rides in Easy echoing your command its host will Feast on null flesh to control the hunger to keep her teeth from your throat a shiver runs across your mind you feel SED so that thing's Charmed right please yes okay okay he charm that [ __ ] God cuz I don't want to fight all this thing with that let's just not attack the no warlord son of a [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] talk to me oh I use my action for guidance [ __ ] just the main hand attack you bow or you oh damn it like right there the range cackle is what it says Okay um good good o oh thank God a [ __ ] oh critical Miss I'm I take so much [ __ ] damage I'm taking top next on my [ __ ] okay all right oh am I [ __ ] carlac right now okay 100% to hit on this [ __ ] there we go want another yeah what should I do have to keep going this to to take it out if I don't miss I will Ascend 5050 come on make that good 50 [ __ ] time to push my luck again very well okay I just kill this thing son of a [ __ ] I put myself in a very bad position okay those misses were good oh can I push that thing off Pride Rock I really wish I can um well well and that was a bonus action [Music] concentrate perfect I Ascend no time to waste oh damn it sometimes the only way out is through and if I go right about here slow down I just [ __ ] up I was 3.1 M away oh got that crit and I'm dying you got a success um yeah can help action me my turn perfect you tell me I got a 55% chance to hit from this cool thing God damn it to focus uh healing word bonus action on me I go and then can I Firebolt reach 45% chance I don't think it's going to hit no I won't give in um no I'm I got to like [ __ ] take it easy right now uh wonder if the gods are watching me he at one HP right now and I got that crit got that success though those temporary hit points ain't doing [ __ ] for me right now I'll tell you that [ __ ] yes did you say [ __ ] yes minus one HP and prone if I do that [ __ ] under their noses all I got to do is just hit perfect she is still ravenous her mind a hungry pit the Flesh of her pack was wasn't enough to satisfy her dominate her mind commanding her to Feast on herself commanding her to leave sever the mental connection prepare to fight oh at least Shadow heart's doing this she's got good wisdom the best thing is just have to leave and then she can guidance herself good yeah got plus four wisdom [ __ ] yeah the meat here is forbidden she sniffs the air then bounds Away by the gods you're a sweet sight are any of my crew still alive out there this whole Journey's been one Grim sight after another no goblins Dr resen Road's more dangerous than ever you're the first friendly face we've seen since elter guard yeah we're Bound for Boulder's Gate got some cargo to deliver but we've a stop to make along the way uh let's see where's that wen's rest it's just up the road I'd be enjoying a mug of Ale right now if those beasts jum listen you look like you know how to handle yourself you should meet my associates we've got our own drinking spot by The Tavern invitation only tell the fellow on the door little serpent long Shadow he'll take good care of you damn it nowhere's safe anymore doesn't change the plan though we'll head over there and check for survivors hi the whole reason we're in this mess trinkets for some rich tosser in Boulder's Gate he gets his shiny bobles we get a handful of tths tars are the currency of the zenim a network of merchants and mercenaries with few scruples rich men Place more value on wine and fine clothes than on the lives of folks like me it's a pretty bit of frippery that'll sit on a mantle Gathering dust but the pay for delivering it makes the risk worthwhile people don't deal in bobles you know who we are very clever and you probably also know it's not smart to interfere with zent business this is the point when a clever lad like you accepts my gratitude and walks away oh my God [ __ ] it right I'm not getting into another fight uh pick up S the camp send to Camp send to Camp what's this Speedy reply Nimble attack the wheer hits enemy with this weapon they gain moment returns need to find a way forward that's curious perception surv oh like I couldn't [ __ ] see that oh there was a lot of stuff up here huh oh [ __ ] oh my God perhaps let's talk to ollie something's on my mind I'll be glad when we're out of this bloody cave okay God if only I had [ __ ] star in here well lad it's our lucky day after all I don't feel lucky the rest of our crews are alive that's just go up here it's just a CR oh ah spoiled pleas there's something in here okay Ale Wine what did that sayic so that chest seems very important to those guys I don't want to kill them but if I get an act in self-defense I'll act in self-defense I'll tell you that for free scratch my take up only has one potion of healing so we'll give that to her yeah good thing we decid to search here and I'll take that one yeah I'm I'm I'm glad I [ __ ] decided to search here cuz we I need as much like [ __ ] food as I can get tra be cautious oh [ __ ] elf and wood shoes okay that guy's talking a lot about his chest okay going to disarm it can't reach discernment give me that guidance I [ __ ] need it okay poison Cloud okay so I can't get that just right there that's not oh wait hold on now it's not there who the best decks everybody but me yeah okay let's get on with it yeah let's see what my touch can do and that's okay good God it's so good having guidance holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] what the hell where choose to the R 15 tempit points G that to car great the [ __ ] now sold yeah um this will be yeah yeah that that'll be good for carlac and you're still alive have to keep going I don't even want to [ __ ] risk that jump can I I can't make it let me uh let's do a little Quicky right here yeah in case I fall to my death you sound nap what and don't say that incantation in my chat okay please tell me there's stuff in here I don't want this to be entirely useless yes there is stuff in here how you doing tyo by the way I we did we did a bunch of uh we did a bunch of uh stuff let's pop you open shall we how right how [ __ ] explain it [Music] goddamn lot of quests uh will now has horns cuz his Patron is a [ __ ] we got carlac thank God no no like any bad things here I'm going to do that to her and then sent to Erin feather fall gain immunity to Falling damage I'll take this one have a lot on my mind then well eat it eat it with haste okay no traps please yeah there's a trap over there oh wait no want this [ __ ] and there's can I even get over here I can all right guess we got more to explore fine and so the god what the hell's in that chest I don't feel lucky story why not even though I haven't used them God I wish Gail just wasn't such a useless [ __ ] right now I mean like he he he seems like he'd be good you know having a wizard isn't all bad but when they have disadvantage on anything related to Constitution especially if they you know can concentrate on stuff it's not goodest and you're still alive that's I'm just really annoyed by that all right let's let's [ __ ] seems like a good moment to talk thanks again we'll okay let's just get the out here where the [ __ ] were you okay good job [ __ ] this thing is burus what's inside what are you taking damage from oh I heard something uh Missing shipping okay no time wasted battle awaits God everybody else gets like full HP practically and then I'm the one always left in the [ __ ] dust and then let's yeah okay let's let's meet rugan's Associates shall let's see while we're at it cuz I have a feeling something bad might happen I just got to get more levels if I get to at least level five we'll see let's talk to you haven't he of the unsleeping eyes grant me the might to carry this burden grant me the faith to face Darkness without fear yeah steal our blades and temper our hearts for the battles in this life and next a massacre yeah Dr and goblins slaughtered the lot please just leave me be as you wish ma'am my God allow in this just care when we would be Reckless teach just certainty when we would have doubt so it is spoken and so is it dead Goblin Raider oh no nothing like looting some dead bodies in game in baller's Gate God allow us in thise and Beyond teach us care when we would be so it is spoken and it okay oh there's more to this place I had no clue oh dead halfway where the [ __ ] you taking fire damage from the hell's in here okay so nothing how don't I use a hay stack surprised this hay hasn't gone up in Flames yet hey can't afford to stay idle don't you check this out Shan you'd think some starving Beast would have eaten this hay by now what about you carlac hey there God damn it flet will be done what about you lasel someone's hidden a chest in the hay ha and then uh over there and then a dow reing okay well iing pick this up still breathing despite everything Swift as my feet can carry me that's rug's Associates Cur this is the spot R Mar doesn't look like much just like a really [ __ ] up drug house oil barrel oh oh hey guy you spot a man crouching between the shelves just as he spots you yeah well the fire Illuminating the place yeah hel ORS I thought you were flaming fist do I look like a flaming fist I got a cowboy hat me they'll be honest soon so if you're looking to trade you best be quick entrance is hidden behind the Wardrobe here's the key just beond the Wardrobe where is the Wardrobe not in here what the [ __ ] is that Quest missing shipment we were able to find out who's in charge okay uh no traps please what wardrobe is that guy talking about exactly a shovel I know I I feel like I probably know the answer to this but I wonder if like my companion would talk to my character like in the camp where I get click on just another companion and then just do whatever move around and such I highly doubt it I'm going to check it out because I'm curious at some point [ __ ] wardrobe you talking about very well said you could pass didn't I okay roll of books nothing no burlap attack no uh the missing ship time to find out who's in charge where do I go hatch oh oh there it is I see it now okay I thought it was just not that is not a wardrobe you dumbass all right time to be prepared for [ __ ] anything potato nope also I don't know if that Al bear like it like gives you like a a name in the camp or just Al bear cub but what would it's unofficial name you does anybody have any suggestions on that oh damn C wasn't there an Al bear in the D andd movie I haven't seen it so I want to know but I really want to watch that movie if there was a if that was a druid was that a druid transforming into an El I I I have no clue oh there's the Wardrobe okay let's keep looking around here God there is a lot stuff here engraved key oh okay I really hope I'm not going to get [ __ ] encumbered okay I I think we're making some good progress all I want to do is just get to level five because then I'll be able to like get more attacks on all the Marshall I I want to pick it up not drink it give a [ __ ] just another crate okay oh lemons honestly shout out to lemons they're sour I'm not saying anymore I don't know going two and a half hours I'll give it another half hour or so before I wrap it up I should probably have I should probably bring on a staran star might be good instead of LEL for like ranged attacks even though he's not [ __ ] Ranger but that Dex that Dex is good look at that and Las is a Frontline fighter really oh I got a waypoint okay oh saving perfect s to Camp getting all the food don't mind me just stealing the food don't mind me just stealing the food that's what's your business down here answer honestly and maybe we'll kill you clean okay hold on that's the for the lad who saved us from the noes let him in you revealed our location that tongue gets any loose of rugan I'll cut it out oh damn come down then seems you're a friend of the family okay oh what the [ __ ] was this sun melon okay huh I thought it was something else entirely um okay jeez hey you guys want to oh God Shadow heart please tell me that you can I wonder what the next move is I've got a long road ahead ah God oh H oh thank God oh [ __ ] should mind my step yeah these [ __ ] rocks foot place is trapped thank you okay thank God okay we're doing good we're doing good seeing all the [ __ ] we're doing all the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] how much I have at a time four don't get comfortable dude these [ __ ] perception checks are scaring the hell out of me something over there a lever's with the I want to know what that lever do oh that's a red thing probably nothing discussion you don't want to keep zarus waiting believe me all right all right where is Zs um holy [ __ ] this place goes deep where the hell is she let's just look over here before going up there then uncover more of the map Bell okay yeah okay so we got to go up that ladder then also um could anybody let me know if like you can make like how do I put this from what I checked you can make unlimited saves but like also from like what I've seen or maybe are you able to make like multiple different like characters have like different like playthroughs quote unquote or might just like if I make another character then I just delete this guy because if that's what happens I don't want to I don't want to [ __ ] with it if anybody could answer that or figure that out please let me know leave a comment chat whatever start talking to Z I owe you on for saving my people the zenim look out for their own even if it's rugan that's worth some coin oh and my thanks our Trader can show you some of our more exotic items now but don't delay this place is likely to be Rubble soon someone kidnapped a Juke right on our bloody doorstep the Flaming fist will need someone to blame I don't plan on it being us oh whoa real gam Target must banned oh a plus one well you can benefit from that find buttons hot bar okay that is a lot of [ __ ] gold examine yeah okay um car got [ __ ] nothing I had no idea that's how gold shows up okay thought it was somewhere else I guess Shadow Hearts should G me all her [ __ ] then and where was that uh dude like shopkeeper let's look around maybe we'll find them maybe we [ __ ] won't I don't know holy [ __ ] why do they just have these nobody F on that [ __ ] sh nothing to see here move along why are there so many [ __ ] traps oh my God I don't have a trap disarm tool kit who does anybody Circ okay you no longer has that then oh look the ponytail I'm stupid yeah because she does a good majority of the healing so it's good for her to have that plus I really like my cowboy head it's just like nobody step on the [ __ ] trap nobody step on the [ __ ] trap oh my God God this place going to go [ __ ] Kaboom let's talk to the oh yeah that's right she's she's scared of wolves away from me it seems the gith Yan are Keen to reclaim the artifact I carry I can't afford that to happen in fact none of us can that thing is shielding us somehow I don't want to know what happens if we lose it uh must more must know why it's so important the artifact Shield giv away something has to give agreed there's not much we can do but press forward let car Lo up to that Contraptions a hot ticket item might not be our last scrap for its sake holy [ __ ] oh oh my God that's the short of it bloody things been in overdrive since I left aerus um gives me energy power but you've seen it in action very hard to control if I'm excited at all Angry nervous delighted enticed I burn hot hot enough to burn anyone who gets close agonizing God's what I wouldn't give for a hug a pat anything you've never met anyone so desperate for a hug as this one right here uh hey I'm here all right it's my not to bear and I bear it badly oh well can't have it all can you not today at least she like wolves um so is there anything even here rescue the Grand Duke yeah we got to do that that's the cursed [ __ ] Shadow lands and then that is Embrace Your Potential I I don't know if I want to [ __ ] I don't even know if I want to like use all those like squid things or whatever you know what I mean mechanic who can fix her heart wait where the [ __ ] am I you know what let's be cheap we just go right back there and then it should be up here yeah yep and then let's go through here and check this one or this one good sausage I highly doubt anything's going to be in the [ __ ] vase ever is more cheese no I don't want split item all right can and then I think we get out of here what's like good very good yeah wasn't here there's someone in here a frightened ax oh the ox tenses horns lowered in your direction animal handling guidance haha I wish I had like okay wish I had a boost in [ __ ] Wisdom at least plus one his Twitches every muscle primed to bolt he's terrified okay now with that plus five right there oh god oh we just made it the literal bare minimum his tail swishing A Satisfied [Music] Arc good cow okay now what what is on the list here a hidden Goblin stash there's a lot down here overgrown ruins there's a lot of stuff in here but I have no idea what the hell it is what could I do to like just gain up a [ __ ] level cuz everything looks like it's over there let's go over here let's go to the blighted Village smell that fresh Forest air I SM only fear so let's see if we try and maybe go through this way and then down we probably find some more stuff stay once in a while La I do not take days off I'd even foro sleep if such a thing were feasible the one advantage an elf holds over a GI Yanke yeah that's true El's only sleep for like [ __ ] four hours that's their long rest so if I go this way cuz I need some [ __ ] XP CU I think that like bare minimum over there is like level five but I I could be wrong could be like [ __ ] six for all I know what I do know is I do have to level up regardless cuz that place is like oh it's going to be dangerous for a party of you're low level I'm like yeah you're going to harass hand twist since level one so oh okay there's people down here hey Lads For the Love of All That is Holy I've never clapped eyes on your poor sister what drop the ACT hag you was the last to see me Reena just let her go please you there please don't know what to come over these boys I just want to go home stop this we oh we won't ask again yeah careful don't trust the word out of her mouth our sister went to the hag and we ain't seen her since hand over har I don't know their sister I will gladly help you all look for her though enough where is she oh all right um bollocks you were supposed to rush to my defense love fat lot of good you are I had a feeling cuz that inside check you ever darken my door you'd best have that head bowed and an apology at the ready bye-bye now bloody house she just disappeared I had a feel CU that check before she could shoot fireworks out of her backside for all I care the hug has reer it's our sister Marina she's well she was in a bad way after her husband died started saying weird things like how she was going to bring him back next thing she's gone looking for the hag of all the stupid things to do and we haven't seen her since and no good ever came from dealing with a hag none of this matters all right we need to get her back and fast yeah are you joking shart disapproves everybody [ __ ] disapproves to you but Joel not a chance we're getting her back on our own now come on hey you two who disapproved okay we need the XP so shut your [ __ ] trap yeah I have a feeling it's down here huh oh what the [ __ ] the hell okay I know it's not our business you two but come on we need the [ __ ] XP we have literally nothing else to do so oh look see XP right there look at that I started a conversation runs up your spine you feel like you're being watched oh oh oh that's not good I feel like it's anti assle a that's not good a if we got the four we would have made it we were right there the place has a quiet sense of calm you can't see anything strange okay something don't feel good and I just got a little bit of a feeling yeah just do that oh perception fail best avoid that trap Spike trap oh my God does anybody have a [ __ ] trap disarm kit nobody does okay that's great cuz mine [ __ ] broke damn it that trap kit helped us through thick and thin man it really done did all those Nagasaki bombs that happened uh all right I think we got to go this way the brothers I guess they didn't find their sister oh what the [ __ ] whoever did this wanted them to suffer we need to be careful that was one of the brothers holy [ __ ] that was [ __ ] quick of them where's the other one where's Joel Barb Bush there's a chest over there wayo where's the the the brother I don't know I don't see him let's let's go to this chest over here anything of use let's see these tools rope I'll pick these up star and my buddy take that what I think I'm going to do is I'm going to send LEL to the speak quickly okay once the chat loes up are you sure that's the best course confirm and go to Camp CU I want to get a estar in over here use him if the GI and it's a powerful weapon to boot things are lead oh my God scratch just like [ __ ] jumped the [ __ ] happened to you you know what transforming into a mind flare might have its perks at least then I could float over this mck not one for roughing it I see wallowing in filth is for pigs and children my dear pigs children and people with a little bit of grit God where' the other brother go I don't see him that sucks want to loot his body I mean check where he was okay let's talk to this man a stranger forgive the aroma I bet it sounds like [ __ ] you catch a waft of something foul metallic and sickly sweet powdered iron Vine an old Hunter's trick most monsters will think twice before making a meal of me you're a monster hunter I'm surprised I thought old girl with vagrant Cutthroats I knew you were a jackass but a racist I'm shocked oh my God where let's I want to see where this one goes your friend has just heard the rumors of my people that we steal chickens curse your crops seduce your daughters I wish I had half the power settled folk think my people that was not expected at all I am a simple Wanderer oh my God Wanderer and Monster Hunter but I'm no witch doctor or Cutthroat oh my God so something terrifying no doubt Dragon psyclops Cobalt I think so dramatic I'm hunting for a vampire spawn oh his name is aari oh but I fear he's gone to ground I hope the hag of these lands can help me flush him out if I can afford her blood price wow and I bring him along and this is the first interaction that we [ __ ] see not this time my orders are to capture him oh and bring him where exactly Boulder's Gate my people wait for me there thank you treating with the hag I need all the luck I can get may your road be kind that was a wild ass conversation I just [ __ ] had dude you're a [ __ ] racist and then oh I'm hunting a monster oh what kind of Monster uh a vampire Nam historian oh Tata oh God quests SA or after any inv please tell me that's not like up here is no God can it just show me these things okay that looks promising and by promising I mean like a hag oh okay I guess I guess we're taking a long way around huh oh there we go I don't want a crumb left on that plate girl I'm Divine SM [ __ ] please one more bite and this pie is going to come back up to say hello don't make me get the wooden spoon you're eating for two so get to it she what she mean if it isn't the cheekiest pop of them all you'd best have one Hells of an apology for me young man I do like the mouy ones you know I was going to give you a swift kick up the hour and show you the door but I think you and I could have a bit of fun together oh hell no Gods grant me patience eat up Merina I won't again keep your own little nose in your own little dish petal I don't like Busy Bodies besides you have bigger problems what that regular swimming in your brain juice is a bit of an inconvenience isn't it oh she knows no but it is yours and if I were you I would be very concerned I'm in I can tell you're almost done cooking you know you could turn just like that what do you say want me to take care of the little bugger ah good luck with that but don't you fret pet I'm sure you'll make a very pretty mind flare come now Marina time to go oh you [ __ ] hello sweetness what do you say want me to take care of the little bugger keep your own little nose in your own little dish petal I don't like Busy Bodies [ __ ] you [Music] got potion of healing huh huh am I G to give this [ __ ] some money just so I could um afford to live might be worth it oh very neutral towards me huh discount negative 25% okay that's not very good greater healing give me all that [ __ ] what's this uh you plus one two uned attack what the hell is this thing [ __ ] M cor staff okay R is not wearing armor rece plus two to saveing throws main handle only well what's this wears here for whatever you need okay well cozy if you're warm-blooded come on who's got a decent investig who hasn't checked yet Shadow heart get the [ __ ] out of the stove thank you Jesus what's star's potions looking like he's got two you have two you have three I seven yeah I can I can afford to split some of thesei split firm give this one to car back three three three and I five okay get anti Ethel's help I don't why do I want her help am I supposed to get her [ __ ] help she vanish I don't I don't want her [ __ ] help man goddamn he and where's Mar Mariana and why just want to tell me where the hell she go oh there she is all right well you know what we're going to do we're going to save and then we're going to talk to Annie assle and see what [ __ ] happens hello sweetness what do you say here want me to take care of the little bugger well that depends on the job removing a parasite is I pluck it from your head kiss it for luck then back in it goes won't take but a moment that is my price nothing more now she wants to do some [ __ ] one of my eyes oh hell no as you wish but should you check God I still got that anth thing I don't want to give her one of my [ __ ] eyes or I get will give her the [ __ ] bonus eye if I attack her I'm not going to know where Mariana is and that's not good I don't want to go up there I want to go right here so she wants one of my [ __ ] eyes D I'm [ __ ] looking this [ __ ] up all right I sure probably be wrapping it up soon here in the three hour Mark um Marina that's it not Mariana I heard it so many times I don't know why I get [ __ ] that up says she's in a stew pot I think something uh God I have no idea where the [ __ ] she is potion of Greater healing up there wow that's really good letter from M probably Arena what's this use for a well fresh sweet smelling water gurgles gently below don't if I trust it because of the ha authentical tart God stuff like this is just annoying that's I'm going to deal with because I have no idea what the hell I got to do look at the [ __ ] thing again and I know like I could just avoid doing this but I need the XP so uh okay so I got a little bit hey aarian keep a blade close well hello should have wished to live in interesting times so it said go to a waterfall what the [ __ ] is going on here an Arcane barrier let's walk through the house I'm sorry that this isn't really just entertaining right now it's just walking simulator but I'm just thinking to also I want to say that currently last time I checked we're at 45 subscribers and that you know that's good amount for what I have you know my viewership and all that so and I want to put out a little challenge okay if we can get to 100 subscribers I will do a attempt to do either a sleep lock which if you don't know what a sleep lock is it's basically playing throughout entire Pokemon game start to finish in one stream or I will just do a 12h hour stream that is the goal if we hit 100 subscribers there's no end goal to that but when we hit 100 that is what we'll do I don't know what we'll be doing in that 12 hour stream we could be doing just uh we could just be doing do a variety of games we could be doing um just one single game for 12 hours which might be a little bit annoying and somewhat boring or uh we could do a sleep lock which is just Pokemon randomizer Nuzlocke you could do either of those so I think that I think that could be a pretty decent like I said 100 subscribers when we do that that is what will happen and I got a [ __ ] gnarled tea house is where I'm supposed to go though an rals true C green on a Scot somewhere in her laay pick up the quest if you haven't once you make it past the gnarled door in the overgrown tunnel below the tea house is there a [ __ ] all right this is our bush okay see what happens through here I have no idea where the [ __ ] garl tree is so I'm having issue with but I do see something else crates loot empty useless terrible okay says it's below the tea house that's got to be the tea house but where the [ __ ] is it how [ __ ] do I get below what the hell [ __ ] mucus let's let's not it might be [ __ ] poisonous for all I know it's just do more damage to me and I don't want that [ __ ] H but yeah 100 subscribers whenever we hit that I and my life's probably going to not get as free soon as a way to put it so it might be hard to like pick an exact date but regardless we're going to try to uh to do a 12 hour uh stream because I think that'll be fun I think everybody will have a fun time with that so why not you know it's got to be a [ __ ] garl tree yeah Riverside Tea House okay can't go through there oh my God it's got to be right there I got to get through here should probably have a star and do lockpicking he should have a lockpicking thing right yeah he does he's got four and traps perfect just going to wait till an anti will like a mes away what's this do one Camp supplice just walk away and chips walk away keep your distance darling a crooked touch You' seen picking a lock now this guard's picking a fight there was something stuck in there I was quitting after for you unlocking unlock Harley be a crime they're supposed to do that I failed her perception oh [ __ ] oh no perfect okay you've convinced them for now but transgress again and no amount of talking will get you out of trouble okay just go away Sho Sho Sho leave go down go down there again Act Fast oh damn we got a lot of [ __ ] bonuses here difficulty do I just noticed that [ __ ] oh my God 27 out of two all right what now let's get the [ __ ] out of here time to press ahead everybody just gets the [ __ ] out close that door so she doesn't suspect USA there we go that would not hurt for a save I'm going to wrap it up probably after this after this next battle or whatever hands off pedal oh I took psychic damage that's great a sweetheart no sweethearts snow I prefer them Savory this is what I get for trying to strike up conversation how the [ __ ] do I get under there an Arcane barrier how do I get through that AR barrier [ __ ] okay narl door how do I [ __ ] get through that gnarl door what where is that gnarl door was talking about tree tea house any True Colors yep St plus somewhere in the garl door PR is Chase through the fireplace to the overgrown tunnel oh so it's there okay oh wait is she like right there she is oh boy got [ __ ] wait for to pass so that's why fire heart wasn't taking any [ __ ] damage because she was just fake Fire come on you [ __ ] move she's level five [ __ ] okay go go go go go everybody get the [ __ ] inside seems simple enough I close the door God I had no idea staran had like [ __ ] SL of hand and that fireplace looks like it does something huh use got to fight this [ __ ] hello you're going to give me one of those precious peers a touch but sure you have two eyes in your skull don't you no need to be pressed I'm afraid that's my business better it's nothing the fairest though I promise I don't want like to just permanently lose one of my eyes I don't know if that'll happen but this game is [ __ ] nuts So Glorious one the [ __ ] is going on here you blink and the Wilderness changes the swamp stinking and Insidious assaults your senses much better that human skin is fierce restrictive brother's are [Music] indeed I am not many get to now choose which eye will it be right or left you ABS okay who goes first oh her holy [ __ ] where the [ __ ] would she go oh my God where the [ __ ] is she oh she's over there enemies over there okay uh can you reach 35% it's not going to really do much yeah now this is my happy place over there um can you shoot you can damn it still breathing despite everything I'm putting myself In Harm's Way because that's how stupid I am oh my God that thing just [ __ ] god land a hit [ __ ] he dashed it's got to be his action what are you going to do [ __ ] ah hit with that that's where she's going playing with your new friends byebye so she going to leave now have gone far okay so she did now it's just with these guys cool uh how much HP is this thing at uh oh yeah your strength very [ __ ] good saved good oh [ __ ] that did a lot of [ __ ] damage okay I should have [ __ ] [ __ ] it first level spell 16 damage okay 30% chance cool I got this all right let's uh let's just go with a main hand attack shall we good can't even catch my breath and then okay a staran turn please H [ __ ] good uh-oh oh he's not doing so hot I just kill him good job and he's dead good okay oh God where the [ __ ] did you come from that [ __ ] so much for peace bone cap um I can s Camp moving in okay H Shadow heart do you no [ __ ] best get going yeah dude you are tag the [ __ ] up let's just I'm going to Divine Smite the [ __ ] I'll tell you that for free oh and so you want out of just have everybody [ __ ] hun shall we even though some people have disadvantage on it ready or not breathe deep oh okay well that didn't [ __ ] matter too much or maybe it did I can't have gone far don't look don't what is this place stop please there got to be over here somewhere studded Shield door there's that [ __ ] garl door you feel crushing waves of fear as the presence within the door recoils it can't let people through not again images flash a man cowering a bag open been at his feet gold coins spilling onto the floor his cries for Mercy are cut short as the hag slices into him dismembering him painstakingly limb by limb she cackles the man's remaining flesh twisted and contorted becoming the Twisted surface of the door before you flee you you feel it cry a scene appears in your mind two paladins and a cleric marching through the door shrouded in the glow of the Divine weapons brandished they charge Into The Hags Slayer screams of Terror pierce the air you let them in naughty that's a decade for each your mine for more years you see an image of blue skies and sunshine as the door shutters a warning run it's form flickers and you realize that the door is transparent okay perfect dirty 20 21 all right you see the hag she walks through the door its form shimmering the lightest Touch of Hope brushes your mind as the presence within Retreats stop you feel the bearest hint of life from within you see the hag eyes bright with Glee as she sets fire to the door oh with a jerk you're pulled from the vision the presence within so I can't run what's this a thief who tried to steal from Auntie now the good little pet guards my home away away so now now we can probably go to that waterfall don't look don't oh no there she is stop please please crit hit don't look [ __ ] can I go over here now pleas please feel the bearest hint of life okay so apparently not I did hit that Annie athl for some good [ __ ] damage she went from like 112 to maybe like 70 so that's a good like 30 so damage so I wonder if I go through there I could find that [ __ ] waterfall how son of a [ __ ] where is the waterfall say I could go through one right I'm not just making that up God damn it we're Consulting The Archives this time not Nick it's just Google okay okay so there's a mask you're supposed to wear and you got to make it could it's some mask that um you got to make a wisdom save on in order to get through the door and if you fail the wisdom save then member of the party could fight against you now as much as it's going to suck Shadow heart should probably be the one to wear it because she has high wisdom highest one here right yeah yeah right there and then her saving throw is plus six which hopefully we could give that to a a guidance thing going on so there's something on the table don't look good her okay it's an hour glance don't look exam I wonder if that mask is upstairs son of a [ __ ] I wish it would just [ __ ] tell me I'm sorry that I'm dragging this out I know I said I'd end a while ago but it's I just I just want to do this like look how [ __ ] close we are leveling up after this we should level up don't look that guy saying don't look you yeah no I'm not looking shut the [ __ ] up what the hell is this no thanks yeah that's that's wise would we back upstairs don't look shut the [ __ ] I'm about to kill that guy I know NPC's repeat the same lines like that but his is just so [ __ ] all everywhere Jesus I don't want to use it I don't want to use it no candles shabby wardrobe letter from M let's let's read this shall we so begins with life en curs eth forces are working B gate meing okay see this is this is from her M mared the girl the girl star you can stop biting same you car white bread oh [ __ ] well uh spoiled never mind then potion of animal speaking God damn it man sound yeah yeah know it's really just me looking around for to find the [ __ ] thing let's move can't slow down so to the right of the door to the right of the door God but yeah all right if anybody's new here or just joining um we're going to beat a hag is Our intention I got a good damage offer when she wasn't expecting it so that's very good also don't look there it is okay if we hit 100 subscribers I'm going to try to do my best to do a 12h hour uh sleep lock or not sleep lock just thing 12 hour stream okay hello P my my The Mask suits you just relax see the world with fresh eyes and let your dear old aunti look after you I must keep going what the [ __ ] no wrong way uhoh stench of rot is a slap to the face I wanted to save and then this happened behind you ins where's the load game yes I have you don't worry Auntie is going to take good care of you what's happening what did you do where the [ __ ] am I looking it's the mask get that thing off your face and she hit me too much to bear God I don't know where this [ __ ] point is I hope it's after I did all that damage I hope please be after please be after please be after please be after please be after please be after it's not after [ __ ] at least we know what I got to do now don't waste the step gone far that damage was [ __ ] insane though would have liked to kept it what is is this place at least I could probably repeat it if I go back please you feel crushing waves of fear as the presence within the door images she you feel it weapon scream you let them in nobody that's it you see an image of blue skies and sunshine time as the door shutters the warning run give me that guidance 13 perfect you see the H the light there she is there she is stop please please come on all it's just one attack that Miss are you kidding me we're we're we got to get that damage we need that damage it's a [ __ ] coin toss not even a coin toss but point is if we [ __ ] hit with that Divine smite do that damage it's very [ __ ] good I'm just going to save at like before I talk to the door can't have gone far what is this place look after I talk to the door or right before I talk to the door we're going to save here please I got to get that bread too for a staring or just us but you feel crushing waves of you feel S screen you let them in you see an image it form flickers and you realize that the door is transparent perfect you see the hag the lightest don't look we're going to save right here talk to the door please please a little bit closer come on and hit 83 that's fine okay that's not as much as we did last time but that's still a lot of damage now Shadow heart use this now if she fails we just load restart hit the hack again and do this hello and don't look don't she saved Sten of R is a nope I have you now loaded the game loaded the game did not override a save not making that mistake again oh [ __ ] all right honestly like the stream if you haven't we're almost pushing four hours God damn I want to wrap up an hour ago but like okay so if you know if you've noticed or if you haven't already my stream schedu is mostly like Thursday Friday Saturday I can't do Sundays so I usually stream in the evenings um Mondays little exhausted what she wants to talk opportunity Tech and hit yeah so Sunday is definitely C stream Mondays and Wednesdays a little tired after working work outside do a lot of stuff this is a little exhausting might be able to push it might not however this Monday I got some homework I should do so Tuesdays and Thursdays I have classes but those are wrapping up soon however Thursday nights I don't really do anything Tuesdays little bit exhaust after school you know whatever point is and plus I got family not probably the best time of stream um I could try to stream during the because I want to play this game and would suck for me to wait wait another [ __ ] week for it really would 93 that's terrible damage load game again we got we got her down to like 73 the first time I'm I got to start saving like so sooner and if you're like oh you keep like saving and then restarting yeah okay so what everybody doesn't all right but if everybody jumped off a bridge would you I'd have a parachute that's what I think all right I don't care what you say [ __ ] no I'm kidding time is it is at 10:30 right now and we've been streaming for about 3 hours and 46 minutes let me just do some decent damage on her I will save after that put on the mask that's what the mask is sorry it was just it was just too easy God damn it I just need to get a good hit all right it's got if it does like low 80s Perfect all right low 80s is what I need I also got to [ __ ] pray that shadow hor could get that thing off her Outlander Paladin oath of vengance hopefully oath breaker but I'm not doing oath breaker to be like evil energy I'm just like if I break my oath it's just going to be annoying I'm going to try and save closer even that say save successful okay 96 okay we just need some goddamn damage on that [ __ ] 112 HP it's going to suck plus she'll probably have minions too we got to do damage all right and then Shadow heart might be [ __ ] corrupt which will only screw us even more because she'll be using spell slots not g not g passage checks can reveal hidden details in the world around you explore thoroughly to discover favor and secrets yay we're not in fav we're in the not a fa AR no that's somewhere else this is uh whatever you would call it the main World Material World material plane God I just getting some goddamn low rolls see everybody's up you can use the Home Center camera when you selected character you can use left m double click on the characters to do the same yay also because of the title of this Cowboy Paladin time I I should probably put him with the cowboy hat on in the thumbnail I just need a good image good high quality image which means I'd have to search through a lot does 9 to 30 I got 75% chance to hit just [ __ ] hit also 9 to 30 damage give me like at least you know 15 20ish all right it's not too much to ask just don't give me the bare minimum we're going to keep doing this till I get some good [ __ ] damage off then after we get good damage we save State okay good then we pray to God we could get through the door serial a fallen angel turned Arch devil okay just hit oh my God six it takes longer to [ __ ] load than it does to do the thing get look at all these NE bid match turn Scrolls allow you to keep extra spells on hand wow cool if only our wizard wasn't a dick who was like give me the magic item and then like he' suffer from that like he they they nerfed Gil all right he got [ __ ] nerfed hard all right any concentration spell that he would have down the [ __ ] any Constitution check you have to make down the [ __ ] he's a wizard doesn't have good con really probably should be focusing on that other than Dex intelligence you know because he's [ __ ] frail it gave me [ __ ] three damage not three a little bit more but you guys know what I mean 97 HP holy [ __ ] God damn it get her down to like 83 is all I'm asking all I'm asking some Secrets but expect hostility for God bring oh damn look at all these cool backgrounds though he's page up and down to zoom out in and out yay also um without any spoilers if anybody's here what you guys think of the the D and D movie because I want to see it I really do and I missed I want to see it I heard it was good I heard it fail in like the box offic or something but like I heard uh ban reception was like through the roof like critics Pand it but audien has loved it and there are some YouTubers that I watch who uh when they watched the movie they understood a bunch of references after playing this game shout out to you know United gamer even though you know got like half a million Subs shout out to Nintendo too million he's almost at two million too huh I don't know somebody could fact check on me I got a lot of friends who have the same YouTuber interests I guess like we watch the same people that's how I a lot of met met a lot of people like you've probably seen them in the chat Aiden tyo King kevs he's a moderator for one of them like a lot of people I met through that 95 Christ almighty yeah a lot of people I met through those she became good friends um there's also some other people who came chat uh toxy um Delta he's a g like all those guys met through YouTubers like that and they're good people too so GL we got that one thing in common oh God what now I want to send a question for anybody who's watching now or the VOD even what class would you play in bers game I did 10 14 she's at like what 88 [ __ ] it we're going to take it we're just going to take it how much farther can I go all right now let's save just right here do that again look don't please please all right we just going to have to [ __ ] Shadow heart hello and let you oh no go don't look God damn it it's the I I want I want the mask off Shadow heart succeeded get the mask off how do I get the mask [Music] off how the [ __ ] do I get the mask off she's still doing this uh um okay I want that mask off C change right now [ __ ] yes I've got you now pedal oh [ __ ] she saved can't she move can't control hag's Pawn all well don't until long rest [ __ ] I got hit her sorry I'm sorry she's going to do some major [ __ ] damage all that missed God [Music] um ah [ __ ] that was my action [ __ ] I'm sorry Shadow heart [ __ ] and she got a crit on me [ __ ] me I need to hold on and I missed [ __ ] and I'm dazed [ __ ] I knew you knew you break how do I why do I keep missing damn it hey either of you two want to like [ __ ] help or look now damn it I can't get that thing she's [ __ ] oh God come on can't stay idle God I really hope I could just [ __ ] Ry her huh get out of my head it she saved is there any way to just knock anybody out taking control condition last until mass is removed or spellcaster is dead I'm sorry no choice but to keep going [ __ ] okay this is [ __ ] up if she but she's down right now what your turn basement she's down she has three death saves Target is blocked [ __ ] this going to I've enough trespasses in my head without her joining in the fun okay Jesus yeah sorry about that uh okay still very good uh her spell slots are [ __ ] empty oh God I should have just taken take that off ah [ __ ] okay well better than nothing she has no spell slots left she is completely [ __ ] empty we can't go to Camp right now can't fast travel right now [ __ ] must keep going how the hell was I supposed to do this all right you just got to she's just got to rely on [ __ ] Firebolt right now because of this [ __ ] uh here I don't have any on hands left do I yeah she's t these boots have seen everything let's let's save right now damn it man that's what I was afraid of I didn't know how to like [ __ ] get off I had to like knock her out didn't I and then there's that [ __ ] uh ranged attack yeah critical Miss okay good job estar there's this [ __ ] I'm frightened and then he saved that okay good yes I'll oh God what's this course we got TI will psych damage deal damage to remove this [Music] condition okay there we go it ain't her fault because uh you know the save kept [ __ ] happening and I couldn't redo anything but I am pissed about that to jump up here [ __ ] this is not good Shadow heart got seriously [ __ ] nerfed because of that [ __ ] losing all of her spell slots dude and got a crit on a star are you going to [ __ ] out now going to [ __ ] out really that's not a star's this guy oh he's [ __ ] Pro okay um yeah let's uh M attack this dude yep okay he's saved everybody's so [ __ ] tagged up right now it's better just hit this guy God damn it can't move Clos to this guy some got 20% chance with disadvantage are you kidding me and I can't can't move because I'm frightened how do I how do I break free a [ __ ] frighten have this one turn I got to [ __ ] yep no shock that wasn't going to happen longer like this yeah no seriously [ __ ] miss and he's down and she's dead that is [ __ ] hor shits with that mask [ __ ] if I go through like how do I put this if I go back through where the [ __ ] am I I'm right before the fight right before fight easy dude can you just let us through the [ __ ] door the door trembles and we got nowhere to [ __ ] go no short rest either we use up [ __ ] kind of want to Star lead this holy [ __ ] a [ __ ] and he's alone why are you over there dude like who the [ __ ] said get over there I don't remember saying get over there let's see don't go down [ __ ] and that missed okay Stan's turn can you feel death's cold grip enough movement I could Dash as a I thought was oh wait no com Dash bonus action okay on my way God damn it man oh what the [ __ ] do I do jump up here and then I can range yeah please head okay Shadow heart's turn on this too and she doesn't have reaction nothing important okay and [ __ ] I won't do it good [ __ ] okay aarian let's see what you can do can't do no God Dam does this do 3 to eight it's not going to be enough to kill this could be enough but it might not be am I not talking too much I'm sorry I I just I'm losing it right now with this [ __ ] yeah I still [ __ ] missed you kidding still on my feet oh damn that was a goddamn crit on that [ __ ] we don't want that studded leather that might actually work for a star it doesn't have and that was fail I saved that's good and I'm poison Auntie be kind to Our Guest sorry man you had to go let's go hey carac hey perfect I just that one [ __ ] [ __ ] left what now I hit what path lies before me off me Dash as a bonus action God damn it ready [Music] moving all right carac it's go time moving perfect oh Noe not perfect nothing will stand in my way let's get this over with okay uh what's your [ __ ] looking like padded armor sted leather's better I know it ain't your stuff but you [ __ ] need it me on the alive so that's progress okay if you had at least one [ __ ] spell slot Shadow heart one spell side we could have done Like a Prayer healing it is aesome good HP I'm already get the [ __ ] down moving ahead okay let's save now now this is the waterfall I was talking about oh I don't save kicking him let's not go through that foot place is trapped yep how the [ __ ] do we get through this [ __ ] oh watch how you go there a trap that is scary as [ __ ] um you can disarm this stuff total plus bonus seven okay I guess you're out of range for shadow hor guidance okay thank God holy [ __ ] start that yeah natural 20 let's [ __ ] go what happens in these that's what happens nothing good a long way to go still are you still back here it's too far for you huh don't tell me you guys went through the [ __ ] gas with then that okay well that suck have a lot on my mind and well idot oh my God just f [ __ ] for oh my some okay how the [ __ ] do I get through this gas the hell is this cannot fast travel from this area okay oh my God Is HP okay I can jump over this no [ __ ] no no no okay I wanted starting to do it but [ __ ] yep loading that again God damn all right well I think I'm just going to leave it off here because we' been going for a long time already I'll try maybe I'll try and stream earlier tomorrow it's not a guarantee but um maybe Monday I could try and stream where the [ __ ] is the whole party okay we're at at waterfall that's where we are got the ready yep um [ __ ] but right I'm going to leave this here I enjoyed I enjoyed it we did a lot even if it seemed not too much well really did a lot when you think about it but I'm going to leave this here I hope you guys enjoyed remember to like subscribe do all that typical YouTube or outro stuff you know remember when we hit 100 Subs I'm going to try my best do a 12 hour stream because why not celebrate you know know it's not much but it is to me cuz you know we barely get anything so it'll it'll be a good moment for me but apart from that I hope you guys enjoyed and I will see you guys later

Channel: Mercury180

Views: 30

Keywords: gaming, content creator, baldurs gate 3, dnd, dungeons and dragons

Id: KRUwfZJfHOc

Length: 261min 56sec (15716 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 10 2023