Oh, hey, Plankton. Nice try, Plankton. [chuckles, grunting] Uh, Plankton? This patty tastes
a little angry. Plankton. [hissing] [screaming] [grunting] Plankton, you're okay. Plankton, could you move
your leg over a little? It's a bit cramped in here. SpongeBob. Yes, Plankton? They're watching us everywhere,
Plankton. Great thinking back there,
Plankton. All's well that ends well, eh,
Plankton? [gasping]
Oh, no. Where's Plankton? Today is the 25th anniversary
of the first time me archenemy, Plankton ever tried to steal
me secret Krabby Patty formula. Hmm. I was sure it was one
of Plankton's tricks. Aha! Plankton! That's your problem.
You never let anyone in. Plankton the rack.
Plankton the loner. And she's off,
ladies and gentlemen. I'm no different
than the millions of other plankton in the sea. The Plankton family
has always been pushed around and stepped on. Wait. That's it. Acting alone
we're powerless, but united
the Plankton family could be a real pain in the belly! Krabs may think
one plankton is no problem, but let's see him take on two
or ten or a hundred or a thousand. The entire Plankton family
under one roof! [sneezing] Welcome, brethren. Hey, look, everybody,
it's Cousin Plankton. Yeehaw! Only you can bring honor... [laughing] and dignity... [laughing] back to the plankton name. [laughing] [cheering] Victory thy name is Plankton! [cheering] Well, Mr. Squidward,
it's almost closing time and we haven't seen eye
or antenna of old Plankton for hours. You'll never get away with it,
Plankton! Curse you, Plankton,
and your ability to join together to form
a working human ear. Let it be known
that on this day, I, Sheldon J. Plankton,
single-handedly overthrew the Krusty Krab! Plankton, wait!
You can't look at the formula. The secret recipe
for one Krabby Patty is... a pinch of salt... Plankton, wait! three teaspoons
of chopped onions... I'm warning you! a cup of love... Don't do it! Mix together with
the most important ingredient of all, four heaping pounds
of freshly ground... plankton? I warned you. [screaming] And Plankton
will probably figure that out and be back again to find out
what the real formula is. I got it hidden
in me most secret hiding place, a place no one,
not even Plankton, would ever figure out. [laughing] Oh, Plankie Bear. Plankton. [grumbling] Plankton! Wha?!
[thudding] Plankton,
I know where this is going. I'd love it
if you'd stay with me. [whimpering] Ah, Plankton, I am so sorry
that Karen threw you out. Plankton, in a word, yes. All right. Plankton,
the first step to becoming a nicer person is being
thoughtful. Can someone get me out of here?
Whew. Alright, Plankton, now you try. After you. But I can't fit through there. How dare you reject
my act of kindness! Plankton, no. Okay, Plankton,
since you don't seem to be able to do something nice,
in this lesson, you're going to learn
to say something nice. I like, um, your antennas. What?
What's wrong with my antennas?! Plankton,
Patrick was complimenting you. Plankton,
are you sure about this? Of course I'm sure.
Now start doing a robot voice. Plankton,
I don't want to eat this. Don't you ruin this for me,
SpongeBoob. Oh, Plankton poo,
you say the sweetest things. No one can make Plankton happy
like I can. We are soul mates
and we are going to get married and print 1,347 babies. 1,000 what?! Oh, well, you're really in love.
I won't stand in your way. Plankton's all yours. Sorry, Plankton. You just said
such nice things to me. Oh, come on, Plankton,
don't play dumb. If Plankton didn't steal
the ingredient, who did? You swooped in,
stole the secret ingredient, and spirited it away
to the Chum Bucket, where you sold it to Plankton
to make a quick buck. [laughing] One more time.
Oh! No way, Plankton! Plankton, look
at all these loyal customers. Loyal to me, Plankton!
Not to you. Hey, Plankton,
can I get another one of your delicious chum sticks? Boy, front and center! Yes, sir. Plankton's trying
to overthrow me business. Why settle
for Plankton's lumpy chum when you can enjoy
a steaming Krabby Patty for free? Keep your tiny pants on,
Plankton! Bleep bloop! There's your chum!
Bleep blap blop. Hey,
this doesn't look like chum. And that doesn't look
like Karen. Why, don't be ridiculous. My husband, bleep blap,
of course it's me. What have you done
with Karen, you brute?! [mumbling] How many times
do I have to tell you, I don't want to eat your trash? Plankton's chum is
my favorite breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'm going back
to Plankton's chum. What am I gonna do? I can't let Plankton have
so much as one single customer. I just can't afford it.
[crying] I guess you'll have to make chum
that's as good as Plankton's. But to do that, I'd need to know
how Plankton makes his chum. Ooh. Plankton's secret formula. It's gotta be in here. AH! Triple irony, Plankton! Though you nabbed Krabs trying
to steal your formula, I'm still here
to foil your evil plans. Why would anyone ever eat
my slop? Ugh. There he goes again.
Cut it out, Plankton. Yeah, we all know
what this day is. Today is the day
when Plankton tries to steal
the Krabby Patty formula, sir! Any sign of Plankton? Afraid not, Mr. Krabs. Plankton is gonna try something.
I don't know when, I don't know where. Probably here. Well, yeah.
No. I'm still here. Waiting
for that blasted Plankton! - I'll take-
- The patty formula? Huh? I know
it's you in there, Plankton! Mr. Krabs, it's not Plankton. Ha! Trying to sneak
a Krabby Patty to Plankton, eh? Aha. Another one
of Plankton spies. Hmm. So, Plankton recruiting
baby burglars now. Mr. Krabs,
I don't think Plankton's coming. Nonsense. [knocking] See?
It's that stinker Plankton now. Friends?
Aha, you're both working for Plankton.
Get out of me restaurant, you tricky,
treacherous traitors! I know you're in here, Plankton. Those two are working
for Plankton. You have got to come
with me to "the Chum Bucket", for Plankton has kidnapped
Squidward. Oh,
so that's Plankton's evil plan. So we threw you
a surprise party. You mean you weren't working
for Plankton? Oof! Careful, Plankton.
I just mopped there. [groaning] Look at you, Plankton.
Hold up a second. Plankton, we don't need
to drag this little incident into court, do we? I will do whatever it takes
to keep the Krusty Krab formula from getting
into Plankton's evil hands. I think we should counter sue
for everything Plankton owns. Defense calls Plankton
to the stand. Once again, Plankton,
the sweetest of life's joys, has eluded your grasp. Mr. Plankton,
we've received word that you're plotting
to infiltrate the Krusty Krab and steal the Krabby Patty
secret formula. Is that true? Mr. Krabs, did you see that?
Plankton is retiring. [screaming] [laughing] Ah, you want to say goodbye
to Plankton, you old, softy you. That'll be the day. I don't trust Plankton
as far as I throw him. I still don't see
Plankton doing anything wrong. [laughing] You see there, lad?
Plankton is up to no good. Good luck on your retirement,
Plankton. So, the way I see it, Mr. Krabs and Plankton
are just using us as pawns in their dumb
secret formula war. Plankton.
Another dud, Plankton. Oh, you're playing
with fire now, Plankton. Call off your daughter, Krabs.
Call her off! She's a big girl, Plankton. I have no control
over what she does. I prefer salad
over plankton anyway. Who knew Plankton was
so afraid of whales? Why don't you swing
by the Chum Bucket on your way to the mall?
Give Plankton a scare. I want plankton meat! She was right here in this spot.
Her mouth all frothy, blowhole blowing. Oh, that's enough, Plankton. <i> Plankton, your dinner's ready.
Plankton?</i> <i> Plankton, do you hear me?</i> Yes, I can hear you. Hey, Plankton. Glad you could join the rest
of the family. Hi, Plankton. What you doing laying
in the middle of the road? Go away, cheese head. Can't you see I'm trying
to get run over? In fact, better yet, just step
on me as hard as you can. Would you do that for me? I'm sorry, Plankton,
but that flies in the face of my good nature. Sorry to interrupt
your gloating, sir. I just thought it would be
pertinent for you to know that Plankton's laying
in the street. Mr. Krabs, I know you
and Plankton are sworn enemies and all, but putting on a dress
to frighten him, isn't that taking it
a little too far? Hi, Plankton. What do you got,
mud in your ears?! Take a hike! All righty. Back to your
self-destructive behavior, Plankton.
Thanks for the talk. Plankton ain't even a challenge
no more. Oh, is that so? Plankton?
Oh, back for more, are ya? Hey, Plankton, if I were you,
I wouldn't be so smug. Hello. I'm still here. Whale! No, not you!
Whales eat plankton! I don't eat plankton.
That's baby food. Don't bother sweeping it up. Thanks, Mr. Plankton. You're gonna need a mop. Can I help with
the cool science stuff today, Mr. Plankton, please? Plankton. I'm at the Krusty Krab.
Plankton and a giant goon are trying to steal
the secret formula. Me formula? You'll have
to get past me first, Plankton. Tell your giant goon to hand
over me formula, Plankton! Pearl?! What are you doing
with me bitter enemy?! Working for Plankton is
my summer job. Sorry, Mr. Plankton, but I quit. A cruise? Just the two of us?
Oh, Plankton! Oh, Plankton, this second honeymoon
is gonna be so great. Let me give you a hand
with that, honey. Oh, Plankton,
you're such a sweet husband when you aren't obsessing
over that stupid secret formula. Your turn now, Krabs. Plankton,
who are you denouncing now? Oh, the hors d'oeuvre guy,
he's late with my nibbles again. Oh, don't get all worked up,
Plankton. [snoring] Oh, hi, Plankton.
I must've activated sleep mode. Mr. Krabs, no, don't do it! Oh. Oh, calm down.
It's just Plankton. See? Uh, goo goo. How dare you!
You toyed with our emotions. Ow! Face it. Plankton.
You're never gonna win. But how will I find a pet that fits
my dynamic personality? Plankton,
I have the perfect solution to your problem. Oh, no, Plankton. You know,
I can't say I'm surprised. Where are you, Spot? [crying] Why, Plankton, what's wrong? Come on, Plankton,
let's find your pet. - Hold it right there, Plankton.
- Krabs. Hello. If you're done making
a total fool out of yourself, I could use some help
with this lock. Oh, sure thing, Plankton.
There you go, little guy. Oh, Squidward,
thank Neptune, you're here. I found this baby all alone
but he wasn't really alone, he was with Plankton.
And he's not a baby. It's Mr. Krabs. Plankton turned
him into an infant so he could steal
the Krabby Patty formula. [belching] What do we do, Squidward? Hands in the air! Plankton. That's right, SpongeBob,
I'm back. It better be something
other than bills in here. Plankton!
You'll never catch me, Plankton! Never!
Ooh, another penny. That's an excellent idea.
And I know just the guinea pig. [gasping]
Plankton, don't you dare! I'm the ghost of Plankton. [moaning, grunting] Plankton was small
and green and loud. Ta-da! Plankton's alive? All right, Plankton,
I don't know what you're trying
to pull on me. Ha ha. Very funny, Plankton, but you're gonna have
to do a lot better than taking a stab
at my illiteracy to offend me. Ah! Plankton, you ever hear
of spring cleaning? Soon the Chum Bucket will be
a nice little store for bric a brac and bubble gum. All right, Plankton,
but be aware I'm not letting me guard down. Plankton's concocted
another harebrained scheme to steal me recipe. Aha! Clever Plankton.
Two can play at this game! You here, Plankton? Join your other friends
from the past. Well, it looks
like old Plankton's really going through with it. Okay, boys, the coast is clear. Plankton's turned over
a new leaf. Very convincing,
but I'm still not buying it. You want a battle, Plankton?
I'm gonna give you a war. [humming, chuckles] Plankton! You may have fooled
everyone else, you might have even fooled
yourself, but you ain't fooling me. What happened
to the invertebrate I used to know?
Plankton. [crying] [ringing]
Yo? <i> Uh, Plankton?</i> Eugene? Uh, I don't know about this,
Plankton. - [unintelligible]
- I didn't do it! Thanks, Plankton! Love you. Well, Plankton,
you got rid of it all. Well, I guess I should hide
Plankton's chum day gift before Chum Day's all over. Aha, I bet
Plankton would never think to look in the sewer. [grunting] [chattering] [screaming] Plankton! Abandon bucket! That was so nice of you to help relocate the sea chimps,
Plankton. You rule. Once upon a time, there lived a naive
little plankton named Jack. Oh, I have an idea. I hope it's not another one
of your crazy plans to steal the Krabby Patty
secret formula. You're thinking of Plankton,
Patrick. Oh, yeah. Don't forget your condiments,
Plankton. There was a time when Plankton
and I... were... best friends. Hey, barnacle brains. I think you owe Plankton
an apology. You're right, Plankton.
I'm sorry. Sorry you have
to hang out with Rag Boy. [laughing] Then one day, while Plankton
and I plotted our revenge, I met the love of me life. So I spent it on a gift
from his best pal, Plankton. Gosh, Mr. Plankton,
that doesn't sound like the Mr. Krabs story at all. I was just starting out
as a security system. Plankton and I met
when he installed me. Attention, get your Plankton
and Krabs patties right here. Meanwhile, Plankton was back
at the elementary school, but this time
he was going it alone. Plankton had pieced together
his own creation using memory and science. Oh, that Plankton never learns,
does he, kids? As for me,
I decided to take some time off to catch up on me reading. Oh, this makes up for a lot of your stupidity lately,
Plankton. Plankton stepped away
for a moment. The name's Ray Ray. That smack was for Plankton.
Now bring back Ray Ray. You gotta help me. Sorry, Plankton.
What can I do to help you? Well, I believe you, Plankton, but I'm not sure
Mr. Krabs is gonna buy it. [whimpering] SpongeBob, there's something
wrong with his eye. That's Plankton's rarely seen
sincere face, Mr. Krabs. All right, my pretties,
let's make this place [unintelligible] Plankton
pronto! [screaming] Now everyone, remember,
for the rest of the day, Plankton is [blabbering]
Plankton's boss. Happy birthday. Nice to see you again,
Grandma Plankton. Well, here we are Grandma.
Welcome to the Krusty Plankton. I named it after you. Oh, well,
aren't you a sweet grandson? Who are they? They're just my employees,
Grandma. Uh, meet SpongeBob and Eugene. Hello, Grandma Plankton. [chuckles] Yeah, sure thing, Plankton. [chuckles] That's Mr. Plankton to you,
bus boy. Sorry, Mr. Plankton,
it won't happen again. So, Grandma Plankton,
where have you been all my life? Plankton hasn't tried to steal
the formula in over a month. He must be planning
something big. I was just gonna ask if
someone could spy on Plankton. <i> Your mission,
if you choose to accept it,</i> <i> is to discover
what Plankton's up to.</i> Wow. Plankton has
to buy baby clothes? How embarrassing. SpongeBob to Krabs,
come in, Krabs. Krabs here, go ahead. Plankton just bought
some baby clothes. Baby clothes? [screaming] Boy, it was lucky
the sidewalk broke our fall. But we lost Plankton. <i> Krabs to Agent SpongeBob.
Come in, SpongeBob.</i> It's for you. Agent SpongeBob here. <i> You found out
what Plankton's up to?</i> I'm afraid we lost him,
Mr. Krabs. Bring it on, Plankton! Oh, I will! All right, Plankton,
you want my customers so badly, you can have 'em! Plankton? What the barnacles
is going on here? You see, we had a bet. Plankton's been trying
for 20 years to steal the formula,
and he's never done it. Last time he failed,
we made a bet. [laughing] You can't beat me, Plankton.
I always win. So, through a series of events,
far too elaborate to go into right now, we flawlessly assumed
each other's lives, and I beat Plankton
at his own game. <i> Bikini Bottom prison,
home of the worst of the worst.</i> <i> And currently of
that little miscreant Plankton,</i> <i> otherwise known
as number 655321.</i> Hi, Karen.
Look, Plankton. Karen came to visit
and she brought you a cake. I'm Bikini Bottom's
most evil genius! Hey, what did you say? I said I'm Plankton, blast it! You ain't Plankton. We're all big fans of
that maniacal little miscreant. [clamoring] That's Plankton. And you don't look nothing
like him. Hey, I'm in here! I'm Plankton! Okay, that does it. Hey, gather round,
fellow convicts. It is I, the one and only,
Sheldon J. Plankton, evil genius. Mr. Plankton, does this meet your rigid manufacturing
standards? Mr. Krabs! What is it? Plankton's breaking out of jail
tonight, and he's coming
to the Krusty Krab with a bunch of criminals to
steal the Krabby Patty formula. [panting] Freeze Plankton
and hold it right there! Plankton, don't do it. Sorry, Krabs.
Nothing can stop me now. Come along, Plankton.
It's back to jail for you. Holy shrimp! Plankton! [screeching] I did it.
I finally got a Krabby Patty. Not quite, Plankton, you'll have
to get past me first. You're mine now, Plankton! You won't get away with this,
Plankton! [screaming] Gotcha, Plankton! You lose again, Plankton. [gasping] You've gone too far this time,
Plankton. Well, well,
if it isn't Plankton. Oh, hi, Plankton. What brings you
to Harvey's Spatula Emporium? Oh, my new magical talking
spatula that I got from Plankton says it needs your Krabby Patty
secret formula. That you got from Plankton?
Well, why didn't you say so? I had no idea
this stuff was approved for restaurant use. <i> Oh, it's not. Plankton.</i> Krabs? I mean, that was a delightful
song you were singing. Thanks, Plankton.
Mr. Krabs makes me censor out all the patty ingredients
from my lyrics. What's your news? Plankton just asked me
to join his rock and roll band. Isn't this great, Plankton?
Squidward's gonna help us. Greetings, fellow band mates. Hey, Plankton! What's that? T shirts. Oh! Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Ah, Plankton
and the Patty Stealers? Hey, Plankton,
can our first song go like this? And then turn into one
of those songs that goes. [screeching] Yes. Perfect.
Now all we need are the lyrics. You know, something personal. Maybe a secret, you know,
or a favorite recipe. Hmm? Or one about my new friend
Plankton, - or the virtues of-
- Stop it! AH! I once searched
for my innermost secrets. All I found was this. Is that what you mean,
Plankton? I'm a failure. Cheer up, Plankton, we've still got a whole week
before our first gig at the Krusty Krab. Plankton, are you ready?! [crickets chirping] Plankton? [gasping]
Plankton! [shattering] There's no time to waste,
Plankton. We've only got 22 years
to practice before our next gig. Thank you, Plankton. This is truly a date
to remember. I can't take it! What is it, Plankton? You tricked me
with a simulation?! It was a test, Plankton. Plankton, what are you doing? Oh, hey, baby. Just adding
the finishing touches to tonight's main course. Oh, you are so sweet.
I can't wait to try it. Phew. Good one, Plankton. It's almost finished,
my sweetheart. What am I going to do?
Think, Plankton, think. Ow.
Plankton, what are you doing? Plankton!
Open up, Plankton! I know you got me formula! Oh, come on! I know you're in there,
Plankton! [gasping] Plankton! Let go! [crying] Don't mess with date night,
Plankton. Now, this is truly
a wonderful date, Plankton. And thank you for giving me
your undivided attention. I wouldn't miss it
for the world, baby. I don't even know her name
and yet she's stolen my heart. Plankton? You fallen in love
with another woman? Why don't you have
an off switch? Plankton, don't you dare! I'd like to hear about you. Well... - Plankton!
- Krabs! Come, Plankton.
I'm sorry me son had to spoil our romantic evening. - You.
- Eugene. I came to warn you, Plankton.
Stay away from me mother. I know what you're really up to. I don't believe this.
You led me on! Now, now, Plankton,
it's not what you think. Plankton, next time,
could you keep the boom out of the shot? Other than that,
you're doing a super job. Plankton must have slipped
into the Krusty Krab while you weren't looking. Well, Plankton obviously
didn't steal me formula so how did he steal
all me customers? - What happened?
- I don't know. Me eyes were burning.
All I saw was a little eyeball and a pair of antenna and-
Plankton! He's still in there. But, Mr. Krabs,
how do you know it'll be safe from Plankton at my house? Anyway,
I gotta go wash my formula. Hair! Hair!
I gotta go wash my hair! Uh, good night, Plankton. Yeah,
gotta keep that hair clean. Well, that's odd. Who's that? Hey, it's Plankton. What's he got there? Looks like one
of my old grocery lists. Plankton, is that you?
Welcome home, honey. [mumbling] How was your day? [alarm blaring] Dear Neptune, Plankton!
What is that smell? The aroma you speak of,
Karen my computer wife is the stench of failure. Plankton.
What's wrong, Plankton? Plankton,
there's only one thing to do. You need to give her a present
from in here. This is it, Plankton. I don't think I'm ready. Ahem.
Karen? Plankton.
I don't see any present. You really liked it? I loved it, but not as much
as I love you, Plankton. Aha! You lose, Plankton. Oh, Plankton,
you've made me so happy. Emergency mother in law program. Oh, no. Plankton, what have you done
to my daughter? You made her cry. You know,
she could have been with an ATM. You'll never get me secret
Krabby Patty formula, Plankton! Adios! [screaming] Hmm? Plankton,
you look like the cheese that fell off the cracker. [grunting] You not Plankton, me Plankton. [grunting] I don't know what
you're talking about, Plankton. Leave me alone!
[crying] I know you're cooking up
something special in Home Ec, Eugene.
I want that formula! Um, Plankton,
can I come out now? Ooh, Plankton?
What are you doing here? The only two people
who didn't show up are Mr. Krabs - and Plankton.
- Here you go, Plankton. Oh, Neptune. Why, oh, why? - Plankton?
- No, please! I told you I'd get the money.
Please, I- Oh, it's you. Plankton,
what's got you so upset? I could hear you
from three blocks away. Life is an endless succession
of failures and disappointments. Well, look on the bright side,
Plankton. If all your hopes
and dreams finally came true, then you wouldn't have anything
left to look forward to. Well, I didn't think
I could feel any worse, but at least I know now
that anything's possible. Plankton, wait. Wait. Wait. - I'm waiting.
- He's in the phone book? [laughing] Plankton, you were looking
under fiends, not friends. I, Plankton,
know of a secret formula, a formula that holds a secret. Ooh. Plankton! Come quick!
Krusty Krab is in dire straits! Plankton and Man Ray teamed up and blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah. This must be one
of the new guys. Here you go, Plankton. I think I picked up a tick.
Plankton? See, Plankton, there's a trick
to making chum edible. Next. Whoa! Plankton! [gasping]
Of course. Plankton. Don't try that with me,
Plankton. This new store is ruining
me business. Plankton,
they have a secret formula. Oh, let's see, let's see.
Ah, there you are. Plankton,
I think I found the kitchen. Let's do this thing. All set, Plankton? You better believe it. Hi, Mr. Krabs. Hi... Plankton? Uh, Mr. Krabs,
I'm a little confused. Don't you and Plankton hate
each other? I don't know about this,
Plankton. Hey, wait a minute! Plankton! Plankton, have you been feeding
Spot a lot of treats lately? Yeah, I know what you would say. Don't you vaporize
those puppies, Plankton. Oh, hey, Plankton.
What's with the sign? I fed Spot too much
and he had puppies. You want a few thousand? They're free
with an order of chum. No, thank you, Plankton.
I, uh, already ate. Now Plankton,
just politely offer people free puppies
and they'll all be adopted in no time. I'm glad you called me Plankton. I am the best pet trainer
in all of Bikini Bottom. You'll never get away with this,
Plankton! Oh, but I will get away
with this, Plankton, I mean, SpongeBob. [grunting] Plankton, won't you ever learn? You're never gonna get
the formula. Come on, SpongeBob, maybe
we could work something out. I'll give you 10%
of my patty profits. Huh? Sorry, Plankton.
You leave me no choice. Who are you playing cards with,
Mr. Krabs? I'm going over
to the Chum Bucket to play with Plankton. [gasping]
Plankton? But, Mr. Krabs,
he's your archenemy. He's been trying to steal
the Krabby Patty formula for years. Ouch. Why would you play cards
with him? Between you and me, Plankton is the worst
card player in Bikini Bottom. Actually, uh, Mr. Plankton, sir,
I haven't, uh... Perhaps you don't understand. Hey. I'm sorry, Plankton!
I'm trying my best! Steady, Plankton. It's all gonna pay off
soon enough. Um, well, a deal's a deal,
Plankton. It was just another failed
Krabby Patty theft attempt by my arch competitor,
Plankton. Huh? What's this? Mr. Plankton? There you are, sir. Two deluxe-
Ahoy there, Mr. Plankton. Uh, hey there, uh, SpongeBob.
Uh, SpongeBob? Yes, sir? I'm gonna need to take one
of these patties back to my office for,
uh, bun inspection. I'm afraid you can't do that,
Mr. Plankton. But you can take these patties,
sir. I made them on the off chance
you decided to instigate some bun inspection today,
Mr. Plankton, sir. You can't do this to me,
Mr. Plankton. Oh my goodness.
Squidward! I tried, Mr. Plankton.
I really did. Knick knack, the patty's back.
You did it, Mr. Plankton. Victory screech! [screeching] Enjoy your victory screech,
Plankton, because someday, the Krabby Patty formula
will be mine. You'll never get this formula,
you twisted fiend! Oh, but I will, even if I have
to come back tomorrow and the next day
and the next day and the next day,
and the next day, and the next day,
and the next day, and the next day,
and the next day, and the next day,
and the next day, and the next day,
and the next day. Phone call, Mr. Plankton. <i> And the next day.
And the next day.</i> Oh, hi, Squidward. Lookie,
Mr. Plankton's having us paint. He calls it pizzazz. Pizzazz, huh?
What were you know about that? Plankton says he needs
our artistic vision. Stealing the formula will be
a snap. Mr. Plankton, all this hard work
is making us thirsty. I can't wait to see Krabs' face
when he discovers that I've absconded with
the secret Krabby Patty formula. Hey, Plankton! What do you think
of the new window? We got it from the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob, how do you expect me to see out of a window
that high? I guess I hadn't thought
about that. I did. Look, Plankton,
it's the perfect height for your kind. It looks just like
the Krusty Krab. It looks more
like Plankton trying to steal me restaurant. Those were all fabricated
from the Chum Bucket walls. And the computer? Oh, that's Plankton's wife. Who are you? Oh, Professor Plankton,
a door-to-door salesman. My card. "Professor Plankton's
Personal Products" Lucky for you,
Doctor Plankton's come prepared with Plankton's
dandruff control shampoo. Say, this isn't Professor Plankton's
dandruff control shampoo, it's Professor Plankton's
mind control shampoo. [laughing] The Chum Bucket? Plankton must be behind this. Yes! You lose Plankton. Hey, only one errand left. <i> ♪ Gotta give Plankton
A Krabby Patty ♪</i> <i> ♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i> Wonder why I wanted
to give Plankton a patty. Why not, Plankton?
He's a sweetheart. Patrick, please promptly pursue
Plankton's patty. Get the idea? Uh. [groaning] How many Plankton does it take
to change a light bulb? One. Huh? Now I get the idea. There's Plankton's patty. Oh, well, no patty for Plankton. Don't worry about the patty,
Patrick. I'll take it to Plankton myself,
like a good little conscience. See ya. Come on, Plankton, just pick one
and forget about your shoes. Ooh. Plankton's wrath tastes
like ice cream. Thanks, Plankton. Aren't you getting a little
tired of this, Plankton? I need to somehow get Plankton to stop coming after
me precious formula. [grumbling] Plankton! You stole
the safety deposit key. After I scrub his bowl.
All right, Plankton, time to squeeze the key out
of you. Need I remind you, Plankton, that you are
still a suspect yourself? Oh, Plankton. You can't hide forever. All right, Plankton,
end of the line. Plankton. Over here, choo-choo heads. [laughing] That was odd. Yeah,
and Plankton still has the key. Say, since you went
through all the trouble of getting here,
there you go, Plankton. Enjoy the scenery.
Hey, where'd he go? That's me, Dead Eye Plankton. I ain't no sheriff or fry cook,
or even coffin jockey, and I'm no match
for Dead Eye Plankton. I'm nothing. So I'll go back
to Dead Eye Gulch with Plankton
and save the town at high noon. It's too late.
Plankton's taken everything. But it's only 11:55. [laughing] Dead Eye Plankton? So, fry cook, you're back. Step right up, everyone! Just a dollar to stomp
on old Dead Eye Plankton! Ah! Ouch! Ooh! Take that,
you no good little varmint! I have a lot of money. Ah! Well, Sheriff,
you beat Dead Eye Plankton and saved the town. [screaming] We melted down Plankton's gold,
and made a statue in your honor. Ooh! [laughing] - Plankton!
- Coming, dear. Plankton has had a line
of customers all morning. What the? "Try Plankton's new delicious
chummy patties. Now with edible flavor"? Well, well, Eugene Krabs. Save the formalities
for your mother-in-law, Plankton. You stole
me Krabby Patty formula and I want it back. Be that as it may, Plankton,
it takes two to tango. But he's a bigger fool
than he realizes if he thinks old Plankton is gonna take
this one lying down. We gotta keep
these customers happy, or Plankton will steal
them back. For the past two weeks, Plankton
and Mr. Krabs have been... They've been feeding people gr- [applauding] I, the amazing Plankton
with the use of prestidigitation will make a Krabby Patty
disappear before your very eyes. <i> [gasping] There appears
to be a Krabby Patty napping</i> <i> in progress.</i> <i> There can be only one culprit,
Plankton.</i> I can't take it. Plankton, it's you! [crying] Ah, cheer up, Plankton.
I think you're a winner. What? What did you say? I said you're a- Loser! How does it feel
to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton? Hi, Mr. Plankton. Haven't you degraded me enough
for one day? No. I mean, I want you
to come out and play with me. All knees will bow to Plankton. Hail Plankton! I win! I win!
[laughing] It's not about winning.
It's about fun. <i> ♪ F is for fire
That burns down the whole town♪</i> <i> ♪ U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors when you♪</i> Plankton, those things aren't
what fun is all about. You're going native, Plankton.
Look at yourself. What? I haven't seen Plankton
for a while. He must be scheming. - He's changed I tell you.
- Sponge buddy. Yoo hoo. Plankton buddy, let's go. I forgot,
this is a no friend zone. We've had enough
of your little tests, Mr. Krabs. Come on, Plankton,
let's get out of here. Maybe the lad was right.
Maybe Plankton's gone straight. I sure like sequels, Plankton. Hey, Bubble Bass,
you're sitting on my friend. I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.
I thought Plankton had changed. How about a little more,
Plankton? Or has this old granny had
enough for one night? Looks like you got a little
on your face. Here, let me. There you are.
There you are, darling. Oh, Plankton, you always were
my favorite granddaughter. Five minutes until bedtime,
Mr. Plankton. Well, there is the safe where Mr. Krabs keeps
the Krusty Krab secret formula that Plankton has been trying
to steal for the past bunch of years. Plankton. [gasping] You've been a very naughty boy,
Plankton. Plankton Jr,
you know you always were a- Grandma? [gasping]
You caught Plankton. [crying] Plankton?
What are you doing here? Did you see that, Plankton? That guy found
some buried treasure. Hey, I'm gonna tie your shoe
if you don't give that back! But I'm wearing sandals! Okay. Never mind. It's all right, Plankton,
he's wearing sandals. SpongeBob,
you'll never get what you want. You'll always let people step
all over you. You're just like stairs. Wait, Plankton,
give me another chance. Uh, Plankton, did you see that?
I was a regular alpha male. [panting] Plankton? Plankton, all my asserting
has driven everybody away. Exactly. [groaning]
Ow. Gee, Plankton,
I'm sorry about the Chum Bucket. Ahem. I have a guess. [laughing] Plankton.
You don't get to guess. [laughing]
That Plankton cracks me up. This round goes to Plankton. [laughing] Golly, Mr. Krabs,
what if Plankton guesses right and wins a Krabby Patty? No worries. That nitwit
Plankton hasn't got a chance. There's something on the lid. You missed a bun seed,
Mr. Krabs. Plankton was right. Yes! I now command you
to give Mr. Plankton his prize. Come back, ye patty pirate.
This is no ghost. This is Plankton stealing
me booty! Plankton, sir? Aye. He's been trying to steal
me secret formula for years. Ah! You blasted barnacle head! I mean, hi. Plankton? Ouch! [gasping]
Plankton. [Plankton laughing] You can't fool me, Plankton. You want
the Krabby Patty formula. That Plankton is a clever beast. You've got to keep a sharp eye
out for him, SpongeBob. I wonder
what's in that secret formula. Code 12. Code 12. Your disguises can't fool me
this time, Plankton! [grunting] No sign of Plankton yet. Gosh, Mr. Krabs,
you don't look so good. This is it, Plankton.
Gently now. If that was Plankton... Uh-oh. That's it? You better cough up
that secret formula or else. - Plankton!
- Krabs! - Plankton!
- Krabs! SpongeBob. You can't do this to me, Krabs. I went to college! Ouch.
