Every Instrument EVER in Bikini Bottom! 🥁 | SpongeBob

okay now how many of you have played musical instruments before do instruments of torture count no is mayonnaise an instrument no Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument horseradish is not an instrument either that's fine no one has any experience fortunately I have enough talent for all of you all H when do we get the free food okay try to repeat after me BR section go good now the wind and the drums too bad that didn't kill me let's begin squidy this is absolutely the best day of your life perplexing I could have sworn I just had this thing tuned yeah it's me it's me I I think this read needs replacing yeah I'll be right [Music] back Mr Krabs why are we in a drum circle it's something that all hippies are required to participate in oh look no it's the coppers we told you to stay off our turf Lads I'm so sorry officer we were just dancing you call that dancing move aside boyos this here is our [Music] beat my hands are starting to hurt couldn't we have gotten softer drums I'm out get up you tender pumps it's [Music] [Applause] working my claws my claws I wish we had another drummer I've got a drummer Mr Krabs oh man Dr machines ain't [Applause] cool hi parade hi tuba player hi drummer hi guy with the symbols hi Trumpeter hi tambourine girl hi timing man hi digy do player hi triangle player hi guy with the kettle drum hi pis High guy with the flute and hello Dy my oh my God March March My Pretties and learn the formula drum roll please finally after all these years I'm about to find out what makes a crabby patty taste so good yay my drums [Music] [Music] [Applause] down Make It [Music] [Applause] Stop Mr scream quit the calamus Cy you're driving me customers bodyes [Music] well I'm sorry you Rubes can't enjoy Jazz but I'm practicing for a very important open mic night tonight we practice somewhere else this here is a jazz free zone fine I'll take my music to the people then and if I see that clarinet again it'll be going into the Wood Wind chipper you hear [Music] me I'm the greatest and here comes the worst we're back mon how did you find it oh simple bag pipes it likes B P music no it hates [Music] it this is a first generation talking Suburban dead figurine with realistic Burger flipping motion not right now Billy Daddy's had a long day Suburban Dad no you [Music] [Music] I love my two new homes and best of all I haven't heard from those idiots is in months smashy smashy bang bang what is that [Music] noise oh no Squidward's being attacked by that pointy screeching monster don't worry Squidward I'll save you what are you where am I what is this place my clarinet what the hey come back I need my clarinet come back where are you sp I Am The Keeper of the horned Forest State your business here uh I'm trying to find my clarinet your clarinet yes my clarinet of which I am the proud owner h a clarinet is not owned why don't you tell me why you're really here you calling me a liar I don't appreciate your tone I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you this is a sacred place where clarinet can live without persecution you need to learn respect I've learned I've learned respect I don't believe you my [Music] baby oh so it was the jellyfish that took your clarinette but from the sound of it I'd say they've learned that crime doesn't play look squid the jellyfish are fans of your music we should solve another Miss mystery now yeah uh how about the mystery of where all my coins went [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] [Applause] I win I win let's take it from the [Music] top not so excellent Squidward let me demonstrate the proper technique on second thought practice makes perfect let's begin thank you my good chap unfortunately this is a solo piece for cl Marinet only and 1 2 3 [Music] 4 time for another hideous day at work oh just hang in there gorgeous your star will shine at the clarinet recital tomorrow SpongeBob turn that noise off this will get his attention [Music] sponge oh Squidward you swallowed your clarinet again I'll get it good morning Squidward and isn't it a lovely morning why you playing the clarinet on your way to wake I'm practicing for my clarinet recital soon all of Bikini Bottom will recognize the talent that is Squidward tentacle goodbye SpongeBob see at the Crusty Crab [Music] squidwardo you know Patricia they don't call me the sizzle lip squid for nothing so are you free this Saturday night no that's the night SP SpongeBob and I are having a staring contest SpongeBob get back to work you gold brick and freeloader yeah yeah and don't come back until all those patties are crabby ladies and gentle fish bikini bottoms Community Rec Center is proud to present Squidward [Applause] [Music] Tentacles hone I'm [Music] scared uh hi whoa rock on freaky bro yeah W wo look at that [Applause] wow they really like it there you go squidy they they're they're cheering Superstar them this must be what it feels like this is what it looks like what it sounds like and what it smells like oh simply intoxicating well there you boys are who looks like I'm just in time Sandy one blast of this molecular separator Ray and you'll be separated for good no wait Sandy um just they lost me I don't know really think I'm going to be sick I'm out of here no way wait is almost good come on oh my one moment of Fame God and for the grand finale every one of my closest friends joining together for Squidward's clarinet recital I I am so excited I think I'm going to explode squ yeah yeah [Music] squ and that's how it ended clarinet returned Case Closed another mystery solved by Squidward Tentacles Jazz detective if you want to hear what real music sounds like then listen to [Music] this hey give it back I was just reaching my Koda yeah well your Koda is affecting me quota the shill piercing racket of your fish flute is frightening away me money fish flute well I don't know that's what they used to call none of you simpletons would recognize real musical Talent if it came up and kicked you in the face come back oh man that conductor is brutal I was just oh thing not on the thing oh who is that imbecile the Squidward Tentacles apparently he's a clarinet player all right whenever you're ready the clarinet where's this clarinet oh I got it e what she put it there well I guess I never actually thought of the moment where we'd have to play it let's see the ability to play clarinet has got to be in his brain somewhere it's just a matter of squeezing it out all right thank you [Music] next he's magnificent what what's going on here where am I I'm at the audition I'm playing but I'm not in control I I I feel like I've been taken over by something what's going on I don't know what's happening I'm losing control must gain control that's an unusual playing style but still he sounds magnificent Patrick I don't think I can command his brain much longer me neither SpongeBob what was that SpongeBob Patrick you're inside me how how did this happen get out of my mind get out of my body get out I'm so glad you're enjoying the performance enjoying it why I'm enoy enjoying it so much it's making me want to it's making me want to want to sing that's the word I was looking for a one a two a one a two a three a four skinny arms are flapping long nose looks real swell shiny head is bulging he plays really well on the fact that he's a genius you can surely bet this strange looking blue guy sure plays a neat clarinet to hear his music playing is like a music to my ears his delightful Melodies reduce Gro men to tears if you haven't heard this mull play a heard nothing yet this funny looking blue guy sure plays a NE [Music] clarinet no one does it better he's the best there is when you ask him how he does it he says it's all in the [Music] rest hooray thank you thank you let's do this thing hey where you going oh down here I never heard about in qu wait for me wait wait wait wait for me wait wait hi [Music] hi we make quite a tea I'll say you know earlier today I met a jerk who said he didn't like clarinet music hey you know that's very uncool what kind of thoughtless ding-dong would knock another man's passion you know you're all right Lester it's Larry whatever the point is do you want to go with me to a gallery opening tonight well that's not my kind of thing at all but for you sure I just need to stop by the apartment and make myself a protein shake what you don't need that glop oh I wouldn't call it glop protein shakes save my life bro oh come on it's a fat you don't want to be one of those mindless Rubes who marches around in a constant ha of stupidity I love protein shakes I'm the most gullible gr on the planet give me my stupid protein [Music] shake I [Music] mean so are we still on for the night a clarinet [Music] Trio two can play at this come on guys enough is [Music] enough uhoh hey take an easy okay I'll talk to him Squidward would it be possible to play your clarinet a little better I don't think the jellyfish like it the jellyfish don't like what why sure pal I can play better okay he said I'll play [Music] better uh-oh that's not better hey take it easy with that those are my don't wait I can turn it down [Music] everybody's a Critic you won't be hearing from me anymore what the since our last kindness didn't go so well we brought you a new one a giant clarinet [Music] and it sounds [Music] Divine now I'm too small to play my giant Claret it was the most beautiful thing I've ever played maybe I'll practice my clarinet kind of sounds like Squidward's practicing his clarinet over there doesn't it Gary how about some music on your best day ever played on your very own clarinet sorry my lips are a little [Music] dry [Music] uhhuh uhhuh music isn't best either I think I'll treat Bikini Bottom to some real [Music] [Applause] music ow [Applause] good morning Squidward want to go jellyfishing we'll be right over well okay maybe just one Diddy then I'll get out your hair and I will accompany you on my licorice stick just as I planned [Music] would you care for M sir all the great jazz musicians use mutes hey that's right they do thanks Daddy a one a two a b bubbly [Music] boo Flip Flip [Applause] [Applause] FP at last I'm [Music] cool I still want you to have [Music] this what what's this a present I made it for you so you wouldn't feel left out with Sant oh gee I you know I I you're welcome SpongeBob he made me a present it's probably a jellyfish net or an old crabby patty or his favorite Underpants present what why it looks like a clarinet it smells like one too handcrafted out of Driftwood and it's even got my name on it watch this [Music] I'll blast this confounded instrument if I never learn to play with ease May mine own great great great great great great great grandson be cursed tenfold Squidward what are you doing here dust thou tth to me ah good one Squidward D th talk it to me scoff not young Squire thou Hast mistaken me for another I am squidley the king's Royal fool or at least I was until I royally messed up wow what'd you do I'll show you I was the King's favorite fool I made Merry m and laughter that I told one bad joke and the King had a stroke now I hang from Ye Old rafter what does a guy have to do to get some mutton around here I'm starving don't hold thy breath we'll be lucky if we get fed Again by the 12th century they sure take the role play in seriously around here what's that the evil Wizard's dragon is here see the towns folk Scream With Fear see the towns folk try to run I can tell this won't be fun the dragon will torch everything everything in the Valley Hospital School retirement homes and even the old bowling alley not the bowling alley uh groovy enough for you man that was great you should give lessons to my ex- neighbor Squidward he [Music] stinks the only way to drive the earworm out is with another kitchy too o o oh I got one it's an old sea shanty me and me mate used to sing in the high seas [Music] it be drafty and we Mighty High SE the ideal of for rampid disease soes don't ever weep if I so much C me into the deep he ain't punching I'll be darned if anybody can resist a western song while wearing a western hat come here you oh life on the Prairie is longsome indeed not a friend inside amongst rustle and weed so when I get Lonesome I don't have a conion I just fire up my friend generator contration that only seems to have made him matter we need somebody with real musical talent to get rid of this thing all right I'll do it but only because you require an artist of such high Talent all right Squidward you play that little doohickey it's called a clarinet hey you did it drove the Little Critter out well after a long day of camping it's nice to unwind with a nice relaxing campfire song I call this one the Campfire Song Song let's gather around the campfire and sing our campfire song r c m p f i r e s o n g song and if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong but it'll help if you just sing [Music] along c c if don't think we sing it it you just sing O pick good it'll help it'll help give you duing alone oh yeah n wasn't that relaxing get out and stay out you two time loser after everything I've done for you beat it you jail bird and take all your junk too well that's just great hey it's my old guitar I used to play it when I was in that band as a kid man those were good times okay everybody 1 2 1 2 [Music] 3 you know I don't think I've had any good time um s the guitar Lord hey Bikini Bottom are you ready to party Squidward Style thank you for making us number one because I was finally able to get a new guitar thanks Squidward let's [Applause] [Music] party [Music] [Applause] [Music] keep me down I'm trying to [Music] sleep [Music] [Applause] [Music] W all right Squidward are you ready I'm ready okay Patrick are you ready plon are you ready plon Lon uh I'm ready wait a minute was this band just a front so you could steal the crappy Patty secret formula what no I was in it for the music man so long Bikini Bottom I can't leave without a goodbye but please don't think bad of me if and I start to cry so long Bikini Bottom there's so many things I'll miss from your smoggy crowded City to your stinging jellyfish this town is filled with many things that I've come to love from the birds that fly upon the ground to the flowers up above farewell Bikini Bottom now I really hate to go cuz the things I'll miss most of all are the friends I've come to [Music] know grab a guitar dude let's [Music] party I love this song jkl just keep breathing cashy J up [Music] chip me me me me me Oh My Karen Oh My Karen oh my computer wife Karen those Punch Cards put down those Punch Cards and Len to my old Oh My Karen Oh My Karen oh my computer wife Karen what compares to what compares to Aha your beautiful diodes oh my cat Oh My Karen oh my computer wife Karen I was blinded yes I was blinded I was Blinded By the Light of your cathod ray oh I built you yes I built you I built you in the uh um in the shape of a cube Oh My Karen Oh My Karen you'll never know how much I love your vacuum too [Music] hi for jibs men what forth blue the merry Winds of Galilee get ready huh we to sing of together together together together together together together together a boat upon the sea together that ring together that's the way it ought to be together just you and you and you and you and me together together I've never seen anything so beautiful in [Music] my SpongeBob go run away like all the others no one would want a friend as ugly as I am sure they would it makes them feel better about the way they look maybe a story will cheer you up it's called The Ugly Barnacle once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died the end you're coming for me no no no stay back wait where'd you get that piano [Music] [Laughter] gentlemen h a Figaro Figaro it's so beautiful [Laughter] that's the most wonderful singing I've ever [Music] heard [Music] power yeah yeah [Music] yeah and now for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet thank you thank [Music] [Applause] you I thought I ah hey Squidward why want to blow some bubbles oh bikini Gulch was a pretty place with Sweet Water and blue sky till one day a beast come riding from the east by the name of voled ey dirty good dead oh he's robbed this town he's pulled my pants down he made all the pretty girls cry that no good goon wants my Saloon and me I owe you do tomorrow noon if we don't get some help here real soon we'll lose everything we own to we'd stop him if we weren't too scared to try and if you think that's funny Let Me Tell You Sunny you won't be laughing when you see here Big [Music] Red Dead I did [Applause] [Music] I that's me dead ey planted we just sang a whole song about uh I'm I'm a clar deette player myself oh yeah I call this one ninth movement a kaleidoscope of stars wait oh [Music] oh right this way Mr G another show another inter Mission your dressing room is right over here sir hold on a smooth second who let those two back here here that sounds horrible I'll get him right out no no I agree the clarinet sounds abysmal but that ukulele genus and his claws they're just like mine see excuse me young man hello cpy it's great to finally and what might you be called SpongeBob SquarePants come young prote let us woo the crowd with sounds of heavenly Delight isn't this the most exciting experience of your entire life Squidward yeah I never thought I'd get to perform for so many fans oh are people showing up isn't that what you were talking about just soak that in squidy old boy pretty invigorating in it wait a minute why are they chanting Ned and the needle fish no can't you hear them Squidward they're saying Squidward and SpongeBob Squidward and SpongeBob Squidward and SpongeBob Squidward that doesn't look like net in the needle fish wait I know what you came here [Music] for Wow chase them off stage uh-oh hello calby it's great to finally be and what might you be called SpongeBob SquarePants come young Protegé let us woo the crowd with sounds of heavenly [Music] Delight he is at this time I'd like to welcome a very special guest to the stage Mr SpongeBob smooth [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] pans this is a fair I should be on stage not SpongeBob hide the mega Talent I'll show you kelpy [Music] but I'm a this one and a two and 1 two 3 [Music] 4 [Music] a [Music] thank you thank you very much oh come on nothing what a happy celebration let me spell it for you f is for friends who do stop together U is for you and me n is for anywhere in anytime at all down here in the deep blue SE F is for fire that burns down the whole town used for Uranium bombs and is for no survivors when you Lon those things aren't what fun is all about now do it like this F is for friends who do stuff never that's completely idiotic yeah here let me help you f is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me try it and is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea wait I don't understand this I feel all tingly inside should we stop no that's how you're supposed to feel well I like it let's do it again okay is for through all the flowers you you and picking sharing licking here with my best [Music] part [Music] M squid why are you playing that drum drum What drum this is just my wig case see Squidward you must look Inward and then I'm sure that you will see what an awesome band we still could be please oh please don't quit on us now I cannot allow this to be our last bow now no no no no no n n NE never give up don't ever give up we can't let Mr Krabs go bankrupt we must keep busy never giving up how did I not see this plan was a failure from the start being around SpongeBob is bad for my heart and that's not even the worst part supermarkets retirement homes birthday parties for kids my care bear in music really feels like it has hit the Skins I give up there is no point I give up Mr Krabs will have to go bankrupt while I'm busy bitterly giving up don't you see Mr Krabs needs us terribly we've got it in us to be a huge success you and I can't settle for less I promise myself not to shed this tear it's getting really cold out here and I'm 400 miles from home it would appear and my feet are hurting oh dear I fear this tentac colitis is pretty severe w w w w I should probably give up on this giving up today this is the part where I turn around and play this is the part where I stand up and play take it deep breath in an emotional way cuz with my instrument is how [Applause] [Music] [Music] I wow that was actually kind of good amazing [Music] fantastic a see [Music] [Applause] bunny [Music] a horn what will happen next [Music] ATT greetings my obedient flock up in the [Music] sea I don't think he's wearing a [Music] [Music] parachute ah smell that fresh morning sea huh must be hearing things [Music] again what is that noise I should have guessed it's too early for this all right you two what is the meaning of this what is the meaning of this we're slide whistling don't you mean playing the slide whistle Squidward slide whistling is more than just simply tooting on an instrument it's a way of life let's show him [Music] Patrick let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin this is serious I know this really is the world's smallest violin see [Music] huh what is [Music] that I can't work under these [Music] conditions now you're in the driver's seat squidy [Applause] this is [Music] great well Plankton finally got what he deserved [Music] W I was only trying to impress you the horrible sad truth is I'm a cashier [Laughter] [Music] too is that true of course not I'm filthy stinking Rich come on everyone let's all take a ride in my balloon SL Casino ho Dr Forest your friend is very lucky if it wasn't for that slide whistle getting lodged in his throat the rescue team might have never found him he's yelling or whistling I should say under all that Rubble saved his life doctor why did you leave the whistle in his throat unfortunately we don't have the technology to remove it yet but on the bright side he can still communicate with it wow squidwardo listen to you you're getting better already oh thank you symbol clapping sea Champs what is this looks like Bikini [Applause] Bottom hey wake up [Music] H what else is loud and obnoxious why won't you wake up seat next to my friends I made it all I have to do is sit down [Applause] and no it is not over this was supposed to be my perfect day but then every get down and everything turned to dooo it's okay SpongeBob no it's not okay this was going to be my best day ever starting with doing the best job in the world working at the Crusty Crab boy you saved me Barnacle the way you put the run on them nematodes yeah I guess so but then I was going to do carate with fby I know but you saved the treeo pretty cool if you ask me I suppose but then I was going to go jellyfishing with Patrick but then you uh what' you do again and I hate to admitted but I suppose if you hadn't fixed my read the concert would have been a bust you see SpongeBob it's not about you or your perfect day or any of those things it's not no it's about us it is yep and since you did such a good job we want to make it up to you you do so just tell us anything your little heart desires and it's [Music] yours ladies and gentlemen tonight the Bikini Bottom players proudly present a very expensive production of the best day ever and it better be good for all it's cost to [Applause] me my perfect job starts my perfect day then it's time to kick back relax and [Music] play that wasn't in the budget sing along hear that happy sound don't let those Sour Notes bring you down that's where it I'm not paying for that it's the best Best Day Ever best day it's the best day ever best day it's the best day ever it's the best [Music] day how long do we have to keep this up just till his little heart gives out Squidward just till his little heart gives out

Channel: SpongeBob SquarePants Official

Views: 584,139

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Id: D3oBWPcfPmU

Length: 56min 31sec (3391 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 19 2024