OFFENSIVE CARPOOL KARAOKE

okay so I just found something that I totally forgot about uh as many of you will know last year I went on an unforgettable road trip across Tasmania with my friends The Misfits and we turned this adventure into an epic to our movie it's easily one of the best things we've ever done it's on the Misfits Channel if you want to check it out um I have just found some missing footage from this adventure and it might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen it's 15 minutes of myself and Toby driving around in our little yellow car making up songs completely on the spot um while I play my guitar and I just found myself grinning air-to-air while watching it it's dumb as hell like we're saying some really stupid things um but I know you guys like it when I include elements of musical improv in my in my content so I thought maybe you'd enjoy so I'm just throwing it up here for you um yeah enjoy hey buddy what you doing over there I like the way I look hey hey hey you look like Homeless Jesus we're wearing a God again oh my God my God Jesus Christ what Jesus Christ fellow it's all homeless now because Jesus fell off he used to be so famous the most well-known person in the world but no one loves a man alone [Music] used to be the Messiah now he's on the side of the road I'm not looking for who could offer [Music] Jesus [Music] crucified him and cross now it's crucified in our thoughts sitting on the side of the road doing God knows what I saw Jesus with the needle in his arm I saw Jesus enlisted [Music] smoking a pipe of Christ and I'll start Jesus is the corner hiring strippers in His Cadillac [Music] Jesus drives a pink Cadillac having a limo all day long Jesus he used to be my hero now the only hero we know in the tear away fellow Jesus fell out then you hit single Jesus fell off thanks so much religion we're [ __ ] [Music] the car I cannot help but think about how we've all come so far I haven't uploaded I'm feeling good I do not care my name is [Music] please [Music] little dog hanging out the window hey little dog how's it going hey little dog can you ball for me okay [Music] hey literally come up the door open on the dog ain't feeling real good are you gonna drive off into the sun live okay okay now we'll see you later now you make sure you have a good day there come in a beautiful weekend it's a beautiful day now they're starting up the yard and down gonna take the car back to the open everybody around here love to do today [Music] [Laughter] parking lot in the car we they don't get real farm we got about three hours to drive I am looking forward to a one little bit no gotta sit next to this old [ __ ] Toby is her names she complains all the damn time about my guitar playing your guitar sucks my guitar is awesome man you know it I'm gonna play anymore sucks like it it's like I'm stuck in [ __ ] purgatory what do you reckon Ritz hair and beauty salon would be like maybe we could write them a little jingle come on down the Brits hair and beauty [Music] [Laughter] if you're depressed and alone and don't want to be that anymore and on the Press we'll clean you up real nice [Music] we'll tell y'all gossip to the next lady that comes in that you'll have Barbara cheated on Kyle Kyle a [ __ ] and then Kyle [ __ ] me in the back of the bathroom count for me in the back of the bathroom [Music] he locks the van and he walks into Kohl's a Lady Too Short he likes to listen to all the [Music] things All the Small Things [Music] you're right and bless them always I know you'll be at my soul watching waiting to call me so get anything [Music] [Laughter] [Music] should be done in my mom's a [ __ ] and she always takes too long [Music] thanks guys we'll be back never we'll be back never [Music] the mother of my children is a filthy lie and horror yeah oh yeah she's sucking on all these dogs [Music] go to server we're going to the server we gotta get there really fast Chris [Music] a sausage [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] cause wherever we have the rights I think that one's called small town ignorance um we're a little band good one we've got a couple chains for you guys tonight Marion Joseph went to the barn one day and there they laid all night Jesus came out Mary's [ __ ] tight and Joseph had Mary we haven't had sex yeah besides this is the son of Christ [Music] the son of Our Lord [Music] giving you will save your life forever three strange men came to the Stables that night one carrying frankincense the other man one very cold as well [Music] Messiah Jesus was a slave owner Farm making kill Jesus [Music] Christ [Music] Jesus Christ is [Music] me [Music] it was always gonna be gonna be bad Jesus fell off Jesus fell off [Music] Jesus fell off [Music] ered [Music] [Laughter] thank you [Music] you know Fitz what's that Toby I always thought to myself I thought what's that like being a cow well with gold we stroll around the pastures all day and night nibbling on all the grass but out here Fitz I see a little problem I don't know if you've noticed bits but there's a lot of dead grass out there so a lot of nice white coarse grass that didn't seem too yummy for no cows [Music] okay so what we're gonna do about it then I don't know [Music] say I just got an idea what'd you get why don't we come on the grass oh that uh I'm on the ground that's what I told you now you're good that's right get all that protein in the soil [Music] little Cummins swimming through the fibers of life it's like a worm but microscopic [Music] resurrecting the grass everybody go out there and come on the grass don't go around and lay your ass unless you're coming on the grass [Music] it's great

Channel: Also Fitz

Views: 1,190,200

Keywords: Fitz, funny, moments, try, not, to, laugh, compilation, satire, comedy, meme, challenge, hilarious, fun, music, improv, guitar, musical, singing, song, carpool, karaoke, misfits, deleted, scenes, vlog, scuffed, roadtrip

Id: IHkwiCAnadg

Length: 16min 28sec (988 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 22 2023