Confessions of a Disney Employee 2

okay for anybody that's new here this is how the confessions videos work I used to work at Disney I air a little bit of Disney's dirty laundry and then I air a little bit of my dirty laundry now when I work for the mouth it became blatantly obvious to me that they were brainwashing the employees let me tell you how I figured this out I took my family to Disney one time we were on the monorail there was a little girl staying by the door and I kind of twitched and put my hand out and I was like madam please stand clear of the door port Foreman pingas a little jealous Porthos my mom looked at me and she was like you're failing highschool Spanish but you just fluently told that little girl to get away from the door and sit down I don't know what you're talking about it's blacked out what did I say no the second time I ever rode the monorail tell me how I knew that their brainwashing us now if Disney brainwashes their employees just imagine for a second what they might do to the people that bring money into the parks think about it from the time you drive over that invisible lining you're on Disney's property you see over a hundred subliminal Mickey's on an average trip to the park and I would sit back and wonder what it was like for the first wave of cast members like back in the 50s and 60s like that first cast member that realized that something was up probably when to his manager like is is it just me or is Mickey's face in a lot of places around here that it shouldn't be well golly son what do you mean is everything okay no that's just weird cuz I'll work a regular shift here and then I'll clock out and go home and every time I close my eyes I see Mickey's face gee willikers why I better look into this right away give me one second he knows cleaner I'm just telling y'all watch out for the subliminal Mickey's do they call him Hidden Mickeys now cuz it sounds less brainwash II you know the general public started finding out about this so they decided to make it like a game like hey everybody go see how many Hidden Mickeys you can find the kids were not like oh and before I forget last there's any confessions I told you guys how amazing the Disney food was Disney has turned me into a liar now cuz I went back there two months ago and the food quality has gone way down and for whatever reason they double the price you know you got a problem with me and all my black friends come to the parks and we won't even eat your chicken I mean that's code red okay moving on attention would be troublemakers that go into Disney don't go up in there trying to be all cute let me tell you why a lot of you don't know this but Disney has Secret Service I came into work one day I'm walking up to greeter spot and this guy in t-shirt and jeans comes up and he's like which way did they go girl was like that away Joan took off I go up turn him like the heck was that all about some punk kids just stole from one of the fenders and who was that guy that just came up to you what he has special security that dresses up like yes and they blend in don't ever tell anybody okay okay I won't and see that info changed a lot for me because this was the weekend right after I stole all the 8:30 shows this cancels out pretty much 90% of all my other devious plots that I had in motion and the managers every time I came in for a shift was still going out of their way to make my job as painful as possible you know I actually tried to transfer to Tower of Terror because that was my favorite right at the time I guess a tower of terror there's a 10-year way to transfer over there what I found out was at the time that was the only Disney ride on any Disney property that you didn't have to smile you could show up looking all depressed like you hate life and it worked because it seemed with the overall ride and everybody thinks that you're just in character people from Disneyland Tokyo we're trying to get up into that ride and to be completely honest I loved working at Indiana Jones so I figured if I can't get in a tower terror I'm just gonna stick it out here but the managers would just harass me daily it got so bad y'all that I had to start taking my breaks and other people's break rooms and some I learned really quick is Disney spoils the crap out of their character performers and my break room we got a rinky-dink TV from 1988 a VCR and that's it I walk into one of these character break rooms they got a flat screen snack bar Guitar Hero daughter your guests will never know this because you never see behind the curtain and honestly you know what I'm okay with that it's just these managers one day Ron humiliated me so bad in front the entire staff and obviously I can't do nothing till me to my manager so you know who I took it out on the guests so I'm at Indiana Jones show started we had two main rules at epic don't let anybody sit in the aisles on the stairs and don't let anybody in through the exits the show starts that's it I'm posted of the second exit this family walks up to me and dad goes yes me and my family were visiting from England and if it's not too much trouble sir could we just sit right over there not empty bench please sorry man once the show starts can't let anybody in we've only missed 10 minutes so we visited the other part and the bus just took so terribly long did we leave for the airport in about 40 minutes if we could just sit right over there I'm at bench sir please show starts sir but we're from England mm-hmm so please I've spent all of my money on this trip once we get back home in England I have to leave my family and work in an oil rig for six months sir because we have no more money for six months yes sir please no please let me in my family in were from England No so we just want to see in deep blue my children love indi sir please if you see that rock over there sir who'll even sit on the rock with just look at the sharp edges so we probably cut ourselves and bleed to death on it we don't can I just please let me think about it no thank you sir good day and he turned and he started walking with his family I like a Don day don't look ice-cold just doing your job I did take a glance over my shoulder they didn't look happy fast forward two years I got a job as a lifeguard working at Hard Rock Hotel and I'm sitting up by the pool watching the water boom it just hits me it's like dude you ruined their vacation that little boy was crying as he walked away you know what from this day on I'm gonna go out of my way and strive to be the best employee that I can possibly be I'm not gonna get in competition with any my coworkers I'm just gonna try to outdo myself would you guys believe that it got to the point where I was walking out of my job with a hundred and fifty dollars cash in my pocket from tips that's unheard of as a lifeguard I don't care if you're retail hospitality castmember non cast member I'm gonna challenge you to be the best whatever it is that you're doing when you guys develop really good work ethics you can apply it stuff to other parts of your life and trust me it'll open up a whole new world with new fantastic points of view [Music]

Channel: sWooZie

Views: 12,301,505

Rating: 4.9483914 out of 5

Keywords: swoozie, animation, 2d, cartoon, funny, walt, disney, world, mgm, studios, hollywood, epcot, magic, kingdom, adande, mickey, mouse, disneyland, tower, of, terror, animal

Id: Ib9w1fi4wdc

Length: 6min 47sec (407 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 20 2012

Reddit Comments

[u/JamesArget]

This had an unexpectedly uplifting ending.

[u/cuzzybros]

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[u/[deleted]]

The prevalence of Mickey's face in the park is due to Walt originally wanting there to be no references to Mickey in the park, so some of the Imagineers decided to hide some, and it caught on.

[u/[deleted]]

"... It'll open up a whole new world."

[u/Awkward_Arab]

That was so good.

[u/[deleted]]

Sequel of the video Here Edit: Sorry, made a mistake. Downvote away.

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[u/pmckizzle]

in Ireland mickey means penis... this made the video even funnier for me