Condemned ruined mannequins for everyone

in the criminal origin system a man named ethan thomas has extreme trouble traversing up and down staircases this is his story [Music] oh no man i'm having extreme troubles traversing up and down these stairs why what is wrong with me [Music] oh my god you're hearing this bass line [Music] there's nothing scary about this baseline that's for sure condemned another great game by monolith studios i've played it before but it's been a very long time so i'm excited to jump in let's go baby [Music] the heck is wrong with you dude jesus h nearly shot the bastard yeah nice one man it's a rat you stupid it now you know i feel when you slammed my window with a flashlight your stupid car broke my light pedigree i hear you're afraid of the dark oh yeah i know what happens to you man so just enjoy this time while you have oh yeah for some reason you'd collect dead birds in this game i don't know you didn't you slip them into your jacket or something ethan's a weirdo report have the feds arrived becca here fbi becca you guys remember that tv show intro probably not probably weren't born they stole the children mannequins that's sauce as hell thomas hello thomas this is lieutenant rosa i'm your lab tech again on this one and transmit it to me for analysis when i have results i'll contact you via your cell phone all right let's get to work let's start by determining the cause of death when your instincts tell you evidence is nearby prepare a forensic tool the system will select my instincts tell me there's evidence nearby excuse me what's my what's my ready tool button i skipped that day at the academy becca okay rosa write this down um this [ __ ] was strangled get the lights the agent's laser works better in the dark whoa what are all those stains blood urine or semen oh god i hope it's here yeah we probably don't need to do this rosa um i gave it a little taste test while everyone wasn't looking it's not strawberry jam exact same mo as the others it's the work of a guy we've been calling the matchmaker kills young women violently poses them in grizzly tab low with male department store mannequins mannequin always slightly disfigured by a mark on the face it's coming from in here oh my god are you okay old man jeez oh no look at him walk up the stairs i can smell the cigarette smoke oh no i'm pretty sure that's an early sign of a stroke okay i mean this in the nicest way possible but everyone in this game is hideous change of plans becca secure that door thomas check out the building and get these lights back on wait you literally have to open up a door and i have to search the whole building for a serial killer are you kidding me on something oh my god they really come at you don't you yeah i got him dickinson oh perfect rosa just the lady i want to talk to uh so funny story i just shot a guy in cold blood in the face so if you could call my lawyer that would be perfect hey ethan i'm just sleeping over here it's comfy if you want to come over if you want to come at uh lay next stop kicking me dude so yeah this game is made by monolith the same team who made fear and it does kind of feel like fear if you're um if your pants were made of cement oh we collect metal bits metal pieces as well i guess he just shoves them right next to the dead birds in his pocket nice oh time to beat the man [Applause] this is the ultimate hiding spot you'll never see me here oh what the heck happened was that a shock seems it's a serial killer man no no no no oh thank god he doesn't know how to use the gun he thinks that you make the sound with your mouth good thing i got my radio here with me oh this is a banger we heard an explosion oh yeah no i'm fine um i was watching a minnie mouse video and he just can't bloody help himself i believe the suspect has my gun what take this fire axe and chop your way up don't throw it don't throw it are you crazy [Music] what the heck man come on oh my god how does it feel to be on this end of the gun not great listen you bastard but don't mess this up for us we are both on the same stop punching me don't call me a bastard and the path takes strange turns please drop the weapon now wow nice reaction guys ready for death agent thomas it shall come visiting again [Music] detectives they're dead shot with your weapon and you will be blamed for their deaths yeah okay good luck with that find me out here coppers photos of me in the subway bin yeah i'm gonna take a photo of the photo of me it's a picture of you thomas in your apartment i remember that hideous sofa from last year's christmas party it had to have been taken from across the alley back in the subway good this is it's not going to be a running theme this october okay god i don't i hope the next the other two games i'm playing i haven't played before so maybe they got subways and if they do i'm sorry no cheesy poos from fear not napes anything but knives no yeah i'm just i'm listening oh they can do that it's gone for a high score oh man this is it wait who is this please no my mortal enemy it's stairs look how slow he goes down him we don't need a cursed elevator counter we need a cursed stair counter in this oh baby this one comes with its own soundtrack all right let's do this two shells okay boom and another two and that's the end of that it's been fun thank you everybody thomas speaking how do you know this number anyway i know many things about you ethan did your father's death i watch you oh van horn don't be a creeper telling me you watched me when i was a kid oh you hear that i know what's in here baby let me in oh yes oh we're at ammo man these these sections are really anti-climactic oh man what should we get look at all these options chicken teriyaki 9.95 that's pretty good we could get an appetizer gaiosa i don't know what that is look i'm fairly sure that we're safe in here they wouldn't hit you with a double whammy you know the slow stairs into the crashing elevator no i also don't think this engine could handle that an elevator crash because it would be going too fast everything in this game it's very clunky on purpose we're good oh my god we're good hey oh you're so funny oh look at that guy oh no no no no oh yeah okay take a nice 480p picture rosa i hope you have enhanced technology over there because you won't be able to see anything oh what the heck was that why am i teleporting around this is so weird oh you are you [ __ ] bastard you don't think i won't zap you in a dream sequence that's right i don't play nice in this i hate that oy come back here mate i'm gonna [ __ ] you up oh no he's gonna go up some stairs he knows i add yeah just give up at this point just give up what can i do oh oh it's just jesus it's just jesus waiting for a train holy [ __ ] they gave him a gun you can't give him guns you're bold bastard drop that i said drop that thank you i'll take that real volvo boom boom and it's out of ammo oh that's your own guy you idiot he thought it was me okay i have to i have to just cut that whole area out because i'm not epileptic or anything but that light was blinking so hard and fast it was it was burning my eyes so yeah there's that i just hey i'm trying to save people's life here by not [ __ ] making them have a seizure in this bastard [Applause] wait were there always women druggies in this game that's fine i'll hit a woman with a fire doesn't bother me we got to be careful here let's not jump onto the tracks of hazel street didn't work well last time where do i go [Music] oh [Music] so no come back i don't want to be down here oh wow nice moves dude see ya you're pathetic oh my god look at this ladder yeah rosa write this down this is indeed the fire extinguisher that hit me off the train almost killed me not only by the glass lacerations of the window but the pure impact of hitting the rocks that hard oh jesus christ why do i hear boss music hey good sir just taking the train have a good day i'll i'll see you later oh my god he's killed get him dude oh jesus alma really went downhill from fear three huh [Music] i know he's taking off his clothes he's running around naked pull me out rosa steamval i remember this joke everyone was making 645 burnside went out of business 14 years ago a squatters group took it over almost immediately and now it's not what you would call prime shopping territory i should probably go down there yeah just don't get carried away [ __ ] the cops don't even drive down bird side unless they have to it's a nasty area filled with nasty people ali oh that's just some head and legs that's fine yeah thomas it's feral running from the bureau will with all due respect i don't need a shrink oh god there's a demon crap he's attacking me he's grabbing my head detective oh i just got attacked by a dim anyway about that shrink [Music] tell you what the this shopping mall this is where the nightmares were made and condemned if you've ever played this game you know exactly what i'm talking about i won't spoil anything but [ __ ] mannequins leave i wish i could that guy knows he's got the doom soundtrack going on his little ipod nano you know oh my god it's that is so good i think i'm pretty sure i quit the game the first time i played it right here this guy's real i'm pretty sure look at him yeah he's real all right rosa can you get blood and cans because otherwise i think we're good it's just red paint this whole thing was just a misunderstanding oh which one's a real obviously this one is he's got a cane i don't think mannequins need canes oh look at this guy's strap bye there he goes so disgusting all right give him one of these fellas come on boys no ah they're in front of me ah this is the worst part in the whole game that can't get through hold see ya oh no oh i hate it look i know they made a big deal about how this store was like run down for years but honestly it doesn't look that bad i've seen i've seen worse stores that still are running this old guy looks awfully familiar to that the uh the detective at a star who banged on my window i think it's the same model yes yes he's missing his right index finger and it doesn't look like it's a recent loss either this guy's the matchmaker well he certainly didn't kill himself and set it up this way ah [ __ ] the cops are coming oh this is as fast as i can go [Music] ethan so this serial killer x kills serial killers you're a different kind of animal the question is what kind are you dexter mobile the kind who hunted your friend down and strapped him to a board and put a plastic bag on his head and crushed his skull with a fire extinguisher the kind is going to do the same thing to you give or take the fire extinguisher that's my new issue cop car let's go all right break a breaker get off my car get off my car you mongol [ __ ] uh rosa i'm in chase of the perp in my new car over perp's running down uh follow up florida street five one one one turbo get off get off what is how are you staying up there what is this city coming to all right so i've got to find the torturer and save his ass so the new killer doesn't kill him wait is that becca becker i thought i shot you well i didn't shoot you the serial killer did and everyone thinks it's me no no no no okay i'm here hello i felt so safe i wasn't even gonna say anything they they got me good thomas thomas over here what the hell is even that a little checking up on you i found this folder in your supplemental personnel file oh i also found your mega taser ethan i thought i'd bring you your mega taser man this game is honestly this game is incredibly good scare wise like it oh god it's it's terrifying adorable ponies you suck yeah good one oh rosa what the [ __ ] is wrong with you oh it's the kitty poster from fear ethan why are you typing like this ethan right ethan types like a boomer confirmed oh [ __ ] rosa rosa oh well oh we found her boys she just came out here and fell over back off you bastard come any closer and i'll rip your head off and action oh it's dexter morgan it's him i always thought that it's serial killer x i always thought that was the matchmaker it looks like we've attracted i don't know why i wanted attention all right you guys want to mess around with me ethan thomas thomas it's malcolm jesus how are you doing the investigation going well how do you know i was here you're the creepiest [ __ ] in the game it's going as well as it can be wait what are you doing here how did you know where to find me oh just a coincidence saw you from across the street oh yeah okay so mouse what are you dressing up as for halloween for halloween probably nothing we don't really celebrate that here oh sorry it's just i thought you were already in costume as a donkey clone sally i'll tell you the same thing i told grandpa that's a lot of sass for someone who can be unplugged the face of that silent hill 3 enemy oh still thinking about those lips oh it's me check it out everybody i'm dead van horn you are cursed my good sir [Music] [Music] i think this is the torture i believe you found mr tibbetts image seems to match personnel file it didn't come through properly though can you take a close-up yeah all right let's take a close-up of mr tippets here help is on the way rosa send an emt immediately cancel it okay that wasn't the torturer that was the torturous victim so now i kind of feel bad no please i'm moving so slow i'm not even on stairs oh i will take this dead bird sir all right now don't be scared but i am this is no time to act like a girl trixie okay oh good there's someone waiting inside the house for us but this is epic idiot i was worried about getting jump scared in here i should have been worried about the bloody riddles this guy's written in his own pee around the house ah what the [ __ ] hang on hang on i'm taking a photo come here rascal okay the dark path to righteousness is beyond what you see yourself to be i'm running the phrase through lexical databases but not getting anything continue searching the house maybe its meaning will become apparent the answer to the riddle is a mirror okay the only reason i know it i saw this mirror earlier on oh yeah hey that's a 400 000 piano you absolute fiend need a fire axe really hope someone with a fire x doesn't turn up right now that would really put a dent in my day oh no i hit the ground oh thanks buddy i appreciate it christ it looks like serial killer x got to him painted him up tortured him drove him to suicide just like anderson did to his victims our man must be near be careful carl uh-oh it's dexter morgan carl what torturer yeah i remember this this is the dumbest [ __ ] i've ever seen feels like we're not even half done he pretends to be the dead body i don't know why he doesn't just wipe beyond a door to bring you did you have to put the blood on your face ethan that's a dead man's blood is in my pants later carl you've given up wait for it it's a shame wait for it perhaps you know you imagine if he just walked in and shot me in the house it makes you even more pathetic that you weren't brave enough to kill yourself no i'll have to do the job it's me carl anderson the torturer not you shouldn't have come here oh shotgun hey see ya buddy oh god van horn you bastard here to help you are not yourself you are not in your right mind let me but you turned out to be kind of a failure didn't you i've been using you ethan thomas i watched you and followed you and used you to find the serial killers you so desperately sought and then killed them we were so close to him but i got there first perhaps it would be better if you lost a finger oh my finger wait was i being held to that wall by my finger no okay i can just get up see ya dude [ __ ] this [ __ ] dog it is dark out here this is kind of where condemn falls off the rails a little bit for me personally and also sometimes when i'm like finish a recording session i click on into audacity and it just starts it's pla starts playing in reverse and it freaks me out because it's like a ghost in the emails talking back at me why are you guys so annoying it's like oh okay killed his own friend that's that's pretty good actually it's like i invaded a world and there's a strength user and a little [ __ ] dex user ah and then his level 130 friend comes in oh it's the end boss time baby look at these weapons they give you i already got a stick though we're good where are you son of a [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] oh no how am i gonna explain this one okay well i was being hunted by a serial killer that kills other serial killers there's also a demon and that open the trunk thomas don't he was a good boy we were all good people we were able to fight it back most of us my nephew was not as strong he fell victim and destroyed so many things what a serial killer you you're no better than he is i didn't do it okay everybody just calm down count of three we're all gonna put down our guns i have crossbows we'll put down our weaponry on the count of three okay you ready i'm ready one two the results suggest a group may be behind all this and lots of other criminal activity around the city do you know anything about this who these people are are you affiliated with them in any way rosa can i trust you of course you can trust me thomas we've been through a lot together look i have no idea what any of it means something weird something unexplainable happened during my investigation but truthfully the questions you ask i i just i can't answer i'm sorry rosa i'm sorry too thomas i really am take care of yourself oh god i didn't take care of myself i shouldn't have that big bean burrito oh he's in me now this has been condemned i was about to say condemn two no absolutely not this was not condemned to we don't talk about that one what a girl what a great game i hope you enjoyed it um what day is it who knows what year is it can't tell you that one either buy my merch though that would be uh fantastic thank you for all the support on that thank you for the support on the videos here's the timeline whatever can't wait to combine all four shocktober videos into one picture of the timeline and consider consider quitting i hope you enjoyed it leave your comments down below leave a like that it helps incredibly and uh see you next time [Music] down [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Indeimaus

Views: 393,687

Rating: 4.9735036 out of 5

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Id: J6Wegig_Ox8

Length: 32min 58sec (1978 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 08 2020

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[u/oRyan_the_Hunter]

Yooo I loved this game so glad people remember it exists. Based on that ending though guess that means he won’t be playing the second one though, right?