Completing this hacked GTA 5 stunt race left me emotionally scarred

all right we're checking out the only game where your will to live goes to die ah it's grand theft auto this track is basically like the the end times it is the slayer of destiny and the destroyer of all things good and just in the world you may say to yourself great why is that well besides being made out of someone who ate rainbow bright and then projectile vomited her up they also give you a car that takes long heated baths and delicious crisco you see all the chunks on the back of my car that was the car evacuating its bowels on itself i asked it how it felt about traction and it tried to commit vehicular sepaku oh god anytime i see various isosceles triangles with no real landing area i know this is oh god i was gonna say i know this is the one this may be the one that gets me to right click it and stephen install the game you see that you see those up there see the little wavy tilted things we call those the great walls of torturous gta breasts what the hell is this go this way go this way where i have no idea where i'm going i'm going inside of the the discount hypercube over here it's like the hyper cube but we oh no i was gonna say but we ran out of money halfway through building it on the plus side i finally got my car cleaned up not that it's going to matter oh you do have to go on top of the triangle from hell that's nice where do you supposed to end up at i i really appreciate how big the landing areas they gave me i wonder if it'll get smaller over time there's a lot of things i wonder because i is that a wall ride that looks like a wall ride it looks like a wall right next to a pair of vertical testicles that's g that's gta in a nutshell can i get the car that has tires that didn't break up with its girlfriend friction nothing i love more than doing 90 percent of a course with only two tires i think i understand why everyone rage quits on this one now because where the hell is the next checkpoint i'm going and going and all i've managed to do is vomit out my headlights and notice there's a pair of freaking vampire fangs sitting on a wall over there oh this course is actually a lot longer than i thought it was and we have a checkpoint into a wall ride but it looks like a 20-foot wall ride can i just like i'm gonna say can i just ride scrape my door frame around the entire wall what is that the wall ride for beginners okay okay now that was a little bit more difficult like rapid fire wall rides yay go through all the i was gonna say it's like i'm going through the entire color scheme of wall rides like i opened up a starburst package what the hell what what the hell are you supposed to do what am i supposed to eat upward this thing can't eat anywhere on a wall it doesn't have enough traction it's like a heat without the wine it's just an eat okay go jesus okay go around here up what was supposed to be simple is quickly becoming what we in the business call a pain in my ass all right you have to eat very okay so you do have to pop upward god it's time to take this course seriously all righty even taking this seriously i can see that i i really don't have a lot of friction to do this oh no traction don't betray me okay so i think the key is to just start i have to do this at almost like a diagonal making the turn when you're on the wall is something this car is not very good at okay so i have to start here and then erect up upward speed speed speed speed speed speed speed speed oh i'm screwed the freaking car is like herbie the love bug if he had no love to give all right and then yeah yes wow that was incredibly annoying oh thank you god for the checkpoint ow well that was a perfect landing oh it was so perfect i get to do it again oh jesus sticks to landing all right jumps off here i don't really know what i'm supposed to do but i'm going to pretend that i have to go oh my god okay luckily i didn't do what i was about to do because that was the wrong thing to do anyway listen the reason i didn't make that jump is because i have trust issues every time i look at a jump now i think that i'm going to overshoot it checkpoint go down uh okay yeet you lied to me oh it's fake what the hell what's happening what sort of weird cursed glitched thing is this there's nothing here where the hell am i what is this board jesus i'm just i'm surfing on the world there's a checkpoint over there but i don't know how to get it because i'm inside the asset yay oh my god it's an invisible maze never mind now i understand why people wait rage quit okay i just have to watch where my car grinds okay so sparks are flying that way so i have to go this way okay now sparks are over there so i have to go this way and there you go i don't know what that was and quite frankly i don't do i have to do that again yeah fookaroo you too yep gotta do it again okay that one was way easier where's the out okay so i'm finding that it's just easier sometimes to oh god when you get out it's just easier to get the checkpoint there and then reload already ramp off the no perfect landing boom and by perfect i mean florida man is probably paralyzed now and then yiddily deep off this oh yeah oh this is okay oh what the hell if i die to that tiny little incision in the board i would have cried myself to i'm probably still gonna cry myself to sleep tonight but all righty go ahead and juggle the outside of this real quick no big deal into a checkpoint and that what the hell oh god no i was glad i figured out what the hell way i was supposed to go and now i'm sad that i figured out what way it was supposed to go now fortunately this thing having no traction is a real benefit here oh yeah normally cards would just leap right over this but since this one can't has no idea what the hell a road is it's like a drivable surface what's that it's the thing you disappointed your mother with what is this okay land on the middle yeti over i think we'll go ahead and do a okay i was gonna do a flip but instead i'll just fall land it okay i'm a little bit off center here this could end up getting me killed never mind totally save that checkpoint turn around oh boy do i have to vomit myself up these walls yep oh my god no no no no no no yes like the long-billed yeti bird i have all the agility and none of the brain power we don't need lower lumbar where we're going uh am i allowed to now i was gonna say am i allowed to pick either one of these because they both look like they go to the same place i'm gonna pick this one because i'm lefty even though every time i choose the left of anything it ends up getting me killed oh this is this one's pretty good hey checkpoint all right go vomit it up this way i ow oh no jesus no i think it's very easy to lose your vehicle in this i just haven't i've been kind of lucky and i haven't made too many mistakes with it let's try and land this a lot flatter perfect oh god no so in this instance they gave me plenty of space to land and they gave me like oh jesus a small thong to try and get across but half of it is an angle oh yeah now this isn't too bad once you once you get on it there we go now i just have to do this bull crap again fantastic giddily deed upward stick the landing across the thong how many more times i have to do this god i shouldn't have asked now the problem is if you if you have too much speed you overshoot it if you don't have enough speed then you fall in that little area and there's no way out i find your lack of checkpoints disturbing never mind checkpoint what the hell are these flippy ramps that you have to land after you do a flippy hold on let me just i just want to see something okay definitely not the way to do this yeah i guess i guess you just yeah like that but then make sure you go fast enough to go over it go around the bullsh tree that's right in the way hey nature kiss my ass get outta here all right do enough speed to go over this again land it and two wheels there we go see the vine wood sign taunting me in the background and then realize that if i screw this up i have to do the whole thing all over again that's okay though because there's no way i can screw this up no way i almost screwed that up that leaf is falling to the earth just like i would have been except instead of a slow controlled flutter it would have been a very fast tier filled terminal velocity all right here's satan's boobs just gotta hug this here we go and you gotta have patience here because if you don't you're gonna go sliding off the side and then a nice transfer now if you have too much speed you'll catch air and shortly after catching air you'll be sent down to hell oh yeah that's hot and by hot i mean that just destroyed 40 of my white blood cells okay and check but what the hell oh man for a minute there i thought this was gonna be an undercarriage dragger is that a flaming circle ahead oh penis flames got me killed not because they were hot because my freaking eyes were drawn to them okay go around the flames go through here ow through okay can't go through it gotta go around it fine go around that around its brother almost die checkpoint jump land it oh yeah oh your fire has no effect on me am you nation checkpoint what is with this board in long thin paint i was supposed to do that right yeah i'm like i'm like 30 short what the hell oh you got to go off the edie roller and then land it and hopefully there's a checkpoint up there yeti roller guide me that was a fantastic jump i'll never be able to do it again there's so many damn rings of fire in this part of the map it's like i'm inside of a country song now is this a strong meat or a minor yeak it is an average amount of gate followed by an ammunition penetration and a second ammunition penetration okay now it's i mean i enjoy it it's just there's a lot of them ow okay there's been no checkpoint i really don't want to screw this up i hope i hope it's not lying to me okay so i have to go through the water but when it's low otherwise i flood the car out awesome oh sh i'm screwed wait no i'm not yes no i have to do it again okay wait for it wait for it wait for it now go oh it takes you all the way back god i hate how long this part is i know i know oh god ah all right man you just gotta go just go [Music] there we go perfect keep the weight back get as much speed as possible see there's more freaking rings of fire that's nice more and more more and more right there and wait until i see the wave kind of cresting up here florida hell yes okay where's the goddamn checkpoint i have to be unbelievably careful here because this is like a 10 minute portion with just no checkpoints oh god no please no no no no no no no no no no no come on never mind i found the checkpoint it was completely and randomly down here why would you put it there so i'm guessing now there's another checkpoint over here yeah ah there's nothing like causing myself tons of self-inflicted grief that's why i'm a masochist after all perfect ring of fire is like oh hey gray fancy meeting you here shut up no one loves you oh yeah i'm finding all the checkpoints now oh god not sure why my car decided to just vomit itself right off the road damn it okay that worked a lot better not more of these no that's okay though i know the pattern on how to beat this now watch this first try ready here we go yeet land it gotta you gotta hydroplane a little bit and they go timing is for squares the only thing you need is more speed all right over the tickler i [Music] oh i died i was going to say that kind of at first i thought it was a save all right let's go ahead and jump this a little bit less amazing that is a very specific amount you need to jump these now i appreciate that before the board creator was like ah it's too easy let's go ahead and shorten that a little bit how about you kiss my ass ow ow stuck the landing like great what's your favorite cereal broken glass checkpoint okay eatily deed up this land down here oh i get to do a ball kick all right here we go ow this is safe checkpoint around this ah oh god i just go through this wall sure can and we have a winner finally and i think i just ran into a tree to finish that off well that glitchy mess would have given me brain damage but jokes on it i don't have any brains anyway folks thanks for watching episode gta until next time stay foxy much love

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Id: gm4i-R0s93Q

Length: 15min 11sec (911 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 17 2021