>>WELL, THIS HAS BEEN QUITE AN EVENING. FULL OF TWISTS AND TURNS. LIES AND DECEPTIONS, BUT I HAVE FINALLY EXAMINED ALL THE EVIDENCE AND HAVE DISCOVERED SOME TERRIBLE THINGS. SOMEONE HERE HAS BEEN KEEPING A SECRET. >>WHAT? AND I KNOW EXACTLY, WHO IT IS. >>[LAUGHS AND CLAPS] VERY GOOD INSPECTOR. VERY GOOD INDEED. SO YOU UNCOVERED THE FACT THAT I HAVE BEEN EMBEZZLING MILLIONS OF POUNDS FROM MY BUSINESS PARTNER, LORD BRANSTON. >>WHAT? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? >>THE POOR FOOL HAD NO IDEA UNTIL THIS NIGHT. I MUST CONFESS THAT THOUGH I HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED, IT BRINGS ME NO SMALL AMOUNT OF JOY THAT HE NOW KNOWS THAT IT WAS ME ALL ALONG. [LAUGHS] >>UM, I DIDN'T KNOW ANY OF THAT. >>YOU DIDN'T? >>NO, I WASN'T GOING TO SAY THAT AT ALL. >>AH, WELL. DANG IT. >>SO, WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY INSPECTOR? >>WELL, I HAVE IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE THAT SOMEONE HERE IS NOT WHO THEY SAY THEY ARE. >>HOW DARE YOU! >>[LAUGHS AND CLAPS] VERY GOOD, INSPECTOR. SO, WE ARRIVE HERE AT LAST. I KNEW YOU WERE ON TO ME, BUT I MUST CONFESS I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D FIGURE IT OUT. I HAVE BEEN POSING FOR YEARS AS THE LONG LOST SON OF THE ARCHDUKE. >>WHAT? YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT MY SON? >>NO. NO, I SIMPLY WANTED YOUR INHERITANCE. >>I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT BECAUSE WE HAVE DIFFERENT COLOR
EYES. IT'S THE EYES! >>BRAVO, INSPECTOR. VERY IMPRESSIVE. >>YEAH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT EITHER. >>SERIOUSLY? >>NO. BUT TO BE FAIR, I PROBABLY WOULD'VE FIGURED THAT ONE OUT ON MY OWN. DIFFERENT COLORED EYES IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY. >>WELL IT SEEMS I GAVE MYSELF AWAY THERE. AGAIN. CARRY ON, INSPECTOR. PLEASE, DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT YOU. >>WELL, IT APPEARS THAT SOMEONE HERE HAS BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS. [GASPS] >>[CLAPS AND LAUGHS] AH, THIS TIME, WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE INSPECTOR. IT WAS I WHO MURDERED THE MAID. YES, IRREEFUTABLE EVIDENCE. SPEAKING OF WHICH, SHE HAD IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE THAT I WAS NOT THE ARCHDUKE'S SON. SO NATURALLY SHE HAD TO BE TAKEN CARE OF. OF COURSE, I DIDN'T REALIZE I'D BE REVEALING THAT SECRET MYSELF JUST A FEW HOURS LATER, BUT AT THE TIME IT SEEMED VERY IMPORTANT TO KEEP HER QUIET. BRAVO INSPECTOR. HOWEVER DID YOU TRACE IT BACK TO ME? >>I DIDN'T. >>WHAT? >>YEAH, THERE IS NO WAY I WOULD HAVE FIGURED THAT ONE OUT. >>INSPECTOR, I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER IF YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO YOUR JOB. >>WELL, I DON'T KNOW. SO FAR YOU'VE CONFESSED TO THREE CRIMES. >>TOUCHÉ. >>INSPECTOR, PLEASE. TELL US WHAT THE ACTUAL SECRET IS. >>VERY WELL, I HAVE DISCOVERED- >>THAT I'VE BEEN BRIBEING THE PRIME MINISTER! >>NO. >>THAT I IMPERSONATED A PRIEST? >>NO. >>THAT I AM NOT DISABLED! [GASPS] >>DANG IT! DANG IT! DANG IT! >>BUT I HAVE FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BRIDGE COLLAPSE EARLIER THIS WEEK THAT CLAIMED A
DOZEN LIVES. >>[GASPS] >>I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT. >>REALLY? >>NO, IN FACT, I WAS OUT OF THE COUNTRY WHEN THAT HAPPENED. COMMITTING A TOTALLY DIFFERENT CRIME. >>OH WELL, I MUST HAVE MISSED SOMETHING THEN. >>AH, INDEED. LOOKS LIKE THE GAME'S TO ME INSPECTOR. OH THAT'S A DUD. >>HM. WELL I'M STILL ARRESTING YOU FOR THOSE OTHER THINGS. >>BUT! OH, RIGHT. CAREFUL, THESE LEGS HAVE HAD LITTLE USE. >>I WILL HOLD ONTO THIS, BECAUSE I-- [LAUGHS] ACTUALLY DESTROYED THE BRIDGE. [LAUGHS] WAIT A MOMENT. [BUBBLE SOUNDS]
